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AMC sobers up, apologizes for silly cinema texting plan

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George Bernard Shaw

If I can find a link I shall repost but I can only imagine with a smirk what GBS may have said on this topic. He once wrote after attending a concert of his unhappiness (danger zone ...) at seeing a woman member of the audience with a dead bird nailed to her head. Took a brief while - GBS was nothing if not plausible with his pungency - to realise he was complaining about her hat.

Watch: SpaceX finally lands Falcon rocket on robo-barge in one piece

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Brilliant and thanks

The 21st Century got kick-started yesterday.

One of the most significant technological events in our lifetimes - or ever.

Full Linux-on-PS4 hits Github

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one of the mechanics put the engine from an Austin 1600 into a Mini

Where?

Zombie SCO rises from the grave again

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Filing an appeal without grounds being stated

Does not cost much. A junior clerk could do it.

Now the grounds of appeal - that comes later and needs more than half a brain cell.

But this kind of protective manoeuvre is typical - file notice of appeal before the deadline expires. Then figure out what the hell you do next. At least the door is kept open.

Here's a great idea: Let's make a gun that looks like a mobile phone

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Urrmm...yeah, but....

"It's more so for people that want to be able to carry a gun when they need to and not have to engage other people about why they're carrying that gun,"

I thought, at least how the gun freaks explain it, one purpose of having a gun is so, when "necessary", the bad guys (or whoever) could see that you have a gun. Silly me.

MH-370 search loses sharpest-eyed robot deep beneath the waves

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Satellites

Yeah no point monitoring the Indian Ocean.

I mean it's not like the US has strategic assets on Diego Garcia or something.

Oh. Hang on a sec .....

Do you qualify as poor in Palo Alto? Spoiler: Yes, yes, you do

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Too many words

Just post "Pretentious twat seeks control freak"

Want to kick butts? Go cold turkey

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Re: Quitting is easy

Flush the up votes. This is an unattributed quote from Mark Twain

Steve Ballmer: Get the Facts. I 'love' SQL Server on Linux

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Of course. They already lost

A huge chunk of personal and commercial internet activity is now done via Linux (Android) and its cousin iOS (BSD).

Oh, upward thumb to BurnT'offering who I just noticed already posted the same message.

A typo stopped hackers siphoning nearly $1bn out of Bangladesh

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Tip of the iceberg

Wake up everybody.

I have had 2 clients done by similar but even more sophisticated email scams in the past couple of months. One for US50K the other for 500.

And don't bother with a police report. Once the money is gone it is gone and tracing will not work, the scam is that well planned.

Wake up everybody - or did I say that already.

German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

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So far no-one has made the obvious comment

.... Germans! Sheesh!

Or is it ... 13 rings? Pfft - midget!

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How to dissipate the heat?

I mean during the grinding process (snort... snigger) each piece of metal would run hot enough too .... Ouch. Forget it. I don't even want to go there.

Norman Conquest, King Edward, cyber pathogen and illegal gambling all emerge in Apple v FBI

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First they came for my iPhone...

I hope many others here know how this (updated) mantra, or litany, ends.

Then: "Those who fail to learn from the mistakes of history are doomed to repeat them".

Essex cop abused police IT systems to snoop on his in-laws

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Don't get it

Talks about spying on relatives as if it's a bad thing.

Next it'll be spying on neighbours digitally instead of peeping through the net curtains.

Weird.

Bill Gates can’t give it away... Still crazy rich after all these years

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Re: Humanitarian!!

I would go further. Most of the children here who live online through their browser would not understand the expression "browser wars". What happened is that progress was put back 10 years globally because MS behaved like the obnoxious kid who did not want anyone else to play on the swings.

Donald Trump promises 'such trouble' for Jeff Bezos and Amazon

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Unfair

Hey! - Cut Donald some slack. Getting one's leg over Ivana with regularity at some point would have done anybody's head in

Foxconn spikes six-billion-dollar Sharp scoff – for now

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"If you dig deep enough, the ultimate controlling interest in most Taiwanese tech companies is in mainland China."

Utter bullshit

Pentagon to Dept of Defense: Give us $580bn for cyberwar and spacewar

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The enemy is ..... ?

That amount is more than US10bn PER WEEK.

It makes the amount of cash invested by Silicon Valley et al and all other bedroom hackers around the world paltry to the point of inconsequential.

Could they not just give a few million each to every adult human in the Middle East so they embrace middle class values and selfishness right away?

Hell that is enough to give everyone on the planet a hundred bucks. Same again next year.

Ok Uncle Sam. $100 please and I promise not to attack you.

German mayor's browser tabs catch him with trousers down

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Re: So fucking what?

Well said Big Bro

Confused as to WTF is happening with Apple, the FBI and a killer's iPhone? Let's fix that

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Re: " the owner of the phone has given them permission"

Think "privacy" and it may help you out.

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Re: " the owner of the phone has given them permission"

Case closed? .... No it is not.

If my secretary keeps a private diary in her desk (which I own) in my office premises (which I own) do I have the unrestricted right to read it when she is not there? ........ No!

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What happened to "probable cause"

FBI do not know what is on the phone. Maybe nothing. They get a judge to make an order to open it up anyway.

In legal terms it is called a fishing expedition and a definite no-no.

Welcome to 2016.

This is what it looks like when your website is hit by nasty ransomware

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Curious

An El Reg functionary went to this web site? Why?

Poor lad

Boffins' gravitational wave detection hat trick blows open astronomy

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Hollywood got there first

Uncannily prescient and similar representation of time's hiccups in the movie version of Ray Bradbury's "Sound of Thunder"

Ducks, Lord of the Rings, movies and maths: The GCHQ Xmas puzzle solutions revealed

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French numbers? That's just mean.

Unless you are French .... or Belgian. One of the winners, for example.

Ginni Rometty to pocket $4.5m bonus for IBM leadership

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Market leader

I am more concerned about IBM sliding towards irrelevance than the arrivistes in Redmond flailing for direction.

In the days when MS was given the journalist's accolade of World No. 1 software company, it wan't. IBM's software sales, once you stripped out hardware sales, were consistently greater.

More pertinently, IBM has consistently been the largest customer of the US Patent Office - year after year after year. If IBM cuts its R&D budget, who is going to take up the slack?

Criminal records checks 'unlawful' and 'arbitrary' rules High Court

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'Fess up everybody

Like a lot of us I was a complete shit* when I was a teenager and it makes me cringe to think of the stupid things I would get up to. Thank Whoever I did not get caught for youthful stupidity.

Any hypocrite want to claim he was not taking risks with life, limb and property when at a tender age?

*Complete because of cultivating a respectable persona to display to the rest of the World.

Cabling horrors unplugged: Reg readers reveal worst nightmares

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All hail

For perspective : A while ago I was looking into home telephone wiring systems to try something imaginative and I came across various explanations online.

One of them, with photos, declared that back in "those days" the wiring done by a well-trained (they all were) telephone engineer at all locations were close to works of art. Seeing the photos, I had to agree. Good quality kit (natch) but crystal clear layout and barely a millimetre of excess cable anywhere. For connections, every wire stripped to precisely the same depth.

The bloke who did such installations had probably been doing it for 10 years and would probably be doing it for another 10 years but it was impressive.

Florida cuffee surprised by pills in vagina

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F.Y.I.

For the edification of the upright, having a prescription is meaningless. Blank prescription pads were favourite targets for lifting by druggies. Possession of such an item would mean prosecution unless the possessor is a doctor, pharmacist etc.

Test burn on recycled SpaceX rocket shows almost all systems are go

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Parachutes?

Tangentially from the above discussion about soft landings, the aeronautics are fixed, so the challenge is handling the massive stresses caused by gravity - twice - which are greater on landing than on take-off - is that correct? Which more than doubles the wear (to put it mildly) on the equipment. Why fight gravity twice, and use so much energy, when parachutes have been used for decades to drop the personnel module "gently" on to Earth's surface. Or even several parachutes for separate parts. No doubt the engineers will explain that a parachute is too unpredictable as are weather patterns etc but why not have both options ready?

What Musk and his team are doing is brilliant and essential, and I would not want to have 2 different modes of propulsion for, say, a quick trip to the shops - hey how about a large elastic band on the back of my car to tug me back home in an eco-friendly fashion - but I think there has to be an ingenious way to avoid the huge expenditure of power than we have grown accustomed to with rocketry.

Hydrogen balloon stored in the nose? Or hot air - one thing a rocket has is plenty of heat. After all, what is the hurry to bring the thing down again?

Any smokers ready with the fag packet ready to make notes on the back of?

Australia considers mass herpes release for population control

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Close your eyes and make a wish

Has there EVER been a targeted local species eradication project which did not have unintended, unforeseen and horrific consequences?

It's replicant Roy Batty's birthday – but hey, where's my killer robot?

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Pfffft . . . Human arrogance

Trying to replicate human thought and actions is mere vanity. There is nothing ideal about the way we are constructed and move. Some years ago it was shown that a one-legged robot which bounces along like a pogo stick is more efficient and a damn sight easier than one with 2 "legs".

Let's face it even the way we think is not clever. Progress derives mostly from flashes of insight which come from who knows where?

Trying to reproduce the conscious mind of an adult human will create an equally stupid and irrational "thing".

Homo sapiens sapiens? Gimme a break!

Plants, microbes and insects do a lot of things a lot better than we do.

Boozing is unsafe at ‘any level’, thunders chief UK.gov quack

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What's bad

Drinking to excess

Jogging with poor posture

Crossing the street negligently

Sitting on an aircraft too long

Eating junk food while watching TV

I could go on. But now I am worried sick about :

Background radiation

Radon gas coming out of the ground

Ah yes. Worry can kill you.

TV streaming stick brings the movies and the network backdoors

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So?

Many a broadband router/modem has a factory reset button and prints the login credentials on a label stuck to the thing.

Not that the login credentials count for much. Try "admin" to kick off with.

HSBC COO ‘profoundly apologises’ for online outage

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Recite after me :

"THE BANK NEVER LOSES!!"

Periodic table enjoys elemental engorgement

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No Aldermastonium or Harwellium?

Tragic

Face, meet book: Zuckerberg plans to dabble in AI this year

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Zuck discovers this here thing called IT

Way to go Zuck!

2016 in mobile: Visit a components mall in China... 30 min later, you're a manufacturer

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Re: Maybe smartwatches are just ahead of their time?

Thanks!

I had to scroll through a mountain of crap and ignorance to get to a post which nails this entire issue.

Bah humbug. It's Andrew's Phones of the Year

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Jolla

Bastards took my money for it but no sign of the frigging tablet!

That kind of investment should be ring-fenced and illegal to touch for any other purpose. Remember Robert Maxwell.

Oklahoma bloke cuffed for Chrimbo caprine coupling

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Was it a billy goat or a nanny goat?

And those with enquiring minds will titter at the name of the journalist who wrote the story.

In fact with the acronym KOKH after his name I am thinking this is a wind-up.

No, Kim Kardashian's plump posterior's pixels did not break the App Store – just this El Reg man's mind

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Old joke?

Good God! Is that the source of the joke whose punch line is ".. She doesn't have to put a pillow under her ass" ?

Nah ... I first heard it from an Aussie long before our minds had the risk of being kardashianised.

Course who knows she may even be a nice girl under all the hype. And silicon.

Talko the devil and he shall appear: Microsoft buys Ray Ozzie's startup

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Cloud-based VOIP?

Which can be annotated, stored, shared etc?

No bloody way!

Tell me when there is a 21st Century equivalent of tin cans and a long piece of string. I want to know whom I am talking to.

The ball's in your court, Bezos: Falcon 9 lands after launching satellites

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A landmark in the history of the human race

As significant as landing a man on the Moon. In some ways more so.

Sanders presidential campaign accuses Democrats of dirty data tricks

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Is it just me?

I do not believe a single word of what anyone is reported to have said about this incident.

Booming Ballmer bellows 'bulls**t' over Microsoft's cloud revenue run rate

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Where does the retired CEO go?

Oh now I get it.

Right now there is a bidding process for his autobiography and the tender offers are on the low side

Vote for me, Hotspot Hillary – I'm your $250bn broadband builder-in-chief

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Yes please

I am a mountain man living in a shack in the Kentucky highlands with a squealing pig for company and my quality of life is sadly diminished by the lack of high speed internet access

Research: Microsoft the fastest growing maker of tablet OSs ... by 2019

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Re: first tablet?

Don't forget GO and it's Pen OS.

Very promising, which is why MS stomped on it.

Thai women drugged punters 'with Xanax-spiked nipples' – cops

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Shocked!

And appalled! Especially at the caption photo and its gross innuendo.

What is this? Viz magazine?

Keep up the good work!

Brit filmmaker plans 10hr+ Paint Drying epic

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Blowed if I'm going to watch the film

The guy's painting is crap

Love your IoT gadget but could you keep the noise down?

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Tangentially ...

In one visit to Japan we bought an alarm clock in the shape of a bear standing to attention wearing baseball kit.

Sure enough - you're probably way ahead of me here - while peacefully asleep in the hotel room we were rudely awakened at 3 a.m. precisely by the little fucker right on cue shouting "Go! Go Go!" .... "Go! Go! Go!" complete with faux crowd noises ..... Of course as a new purchase that day it took a while to realise what was making the din, and another while to find the box, and open it, and to figure how to silence the f******