Posts by Ian Walker

'Doctor Dark Energy': The Ultimate LHC eccentric?

crasy idea...

"... leaving behind only one large wave of energy?"

and God said

"Let there be light!"

goggles because, well even at the end of the world health and safety rules need to be followed

Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

Allow me to be the first to say...

What a wanker!

Mine's the one with a copy of playboy in the inside pocket

Angry? Try the Tw*t-O-Tron

Nail hit firmly on head I think...

I read in the Sun that drug scum are preaching hate, Every British working man must let Boris Johnson sort it out,

What_happened_to_my_country Big Brother Government

Black Helicopter 'cos of above.

El Reg decimates English language

@ Learn basic maths as well

Surely elevimate or twelvimate should be monodecimate and duodecimate respectively?

Big up to the pedant massive!

Microsoft's sex-obsessed RoboSanta spouts filth at children

more santa fun!

says:

do you swallow?

FC says:

Let's talk about something else, ian

What do you want for Christmas, ian?

says:

why?

FC says:

Because it's the right thing to do!

says:

who said!

FC says:

I can't say I know who.

says:

why not?

FC says:

Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.

And what do you want for Christmas, ian

says:

fellatio

FC says:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, ian

2012 Olympics logo debuts to whalesong

I knew i'd seen this before...

No, not 'tiswas', but the Andromeda strain, looks just ike the crystals under the microscope. That subtly changed and mutated too. Co-incidence, I don't think so!