* Posts by Pen-y-gors

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Build your own IMSI slurping, phone-stalking Stingray-lite box – using bog-standard Wi-Fi

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Viva Ned Ludd

Sometimes I do worry about the march of technology. Do you think when Hengist Pod was demonstrating his wonderful new wheel, any of the neighbours were heard to mutter, ah yes, what could possibly go wrong? And won't someone think of the children...

Accessories to crime: Facial recog defeated by wacky paper glasses

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Opttional extras

Would adding a psychedelic printed beard and moustache help raise the fail rate to 100% (particularly when worn by women). And wearing an entire printed suit could well blow the AI completely.

Brexit judgment could be hit for six by those crazy Supreme Court judges, says barrister

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The Great Repeal Bill

Slightlly off topic perhaps, but there is much talk of how we can be outside the full single market, and negotiate a trade agreement like loads of other countrees. Out of curiosity I recently read some of these treaties, with Albania, Azerbaijan, Chile and the recent Canada one. Boy are they fun! The Canadian one is 1600 pages. (Yes, I know I should get a life, but I believe it's helpful to actually know the facts rather than listen to Farage/Johnson/Davies/Gove etc.)

And all the treaties spend a lot of pages talking about common standards and regulations etc. i.e. if we are outside the EU and want to trade with them, it's on their terms and we'd have to ensure that all those irritating EU regulations will still have to apply, but of course we don't get to influence them any more, other than 'take the lot or forget it'.

The Great Repeal Bill could be a couple of paragraphs.

Brexit may not mean Brexit at all: UK.gov loses Article 50 lawsuit

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Sovereignty of Parliament

Glad to see the judges supporting the sovereignty of Parliament. After all, before now we've chopped off a King's head to emphasise the point. I trust that we won't need to chop off any other heads before this whole Brexit farce is resolved (although God knows there are plenty of worthy candidates...)

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@localzak

It could also have been avoided if the referendum bill had recognised that major constitutional changes require a clear and definite mandate for change, not a majority of 1. It should either require a two-thirds majority (common throughtout the world to change constitutions) and/or a clear majority (55%) of the electorate (not just voters) supporting a change to the status quo.

We've had similar conditions on past referenda in the UK.

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Re: if MPs

are sensible (fat chance) then they will vote to allow Article 50 to be triggered, so that negotiations can start, BUT they will also require parliamentary approval for the negotiating position AND a second referendum on whether to accept the negotiated package or to cancel the Article 50 process.

To be honest, I don't see why St theresa doesn't just go down that route anyway. It means she responds to the advice of the peepul, but doesn't treat it as a once-and-for-all, no going back suicide note.

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Re: I hate to quote David Davis, but this "will of the people" shite

Exactly. Parliament can change its mind, why can't 'the peepul' have the same opportunity? Parliament often votes one way and then later votes another way. Once Parliament voted to do terrible things to gentlemen who liked to meet other gentlemen in public toilets. Later they voted to allow the same gentlemen to get married. Opinions change.

Laser surgery ignites internal methane, burns patient down there

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Cue sub-Lieutenant Phillips...

ooooh....Naaaasty....!

Boffin's anti-worm bot could silence epic Mirai DDoS attack army

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Bright idea

and next off, the Mirai code gets updated with the nematode code, so that it locks the administrator out, so only a factory reset will work - taking us back to the old admin/admin password.

What a jolly clever idea. What could possibly go wrong etc...Won't someone think of the children?

Getting your tongue around foreign tech-talk is easier than you think

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Lightning DOES strike

Friends on holiday camping in France during a thunderstorm subsequently had the wonderful opportunity to explain to the farmer 'my water-carrier has been struck by lightning'.

And thinking of wondderful phrase-book phrases, I have a German phrase book from the 1960s that has the useful phrase, under 'Travelling by Air', "Will you please open the window".

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Spaghetti

The problems of 'translation' always reminds me of a story about a councillor in a very English-speaking area of North-East Wales, during a debate about using more Welsh in Council publications. Apparantly he stood up and sounded off about how Welsh was a dead and pointless language because, 'after all, how can you have any respect for a language that doesn't even have a word for "spaghetti"'.

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Re: 'Fintech' makes me think of red staplers

Forgive my ignorance, but if "fintech" is "fintech" in French, what is it in English?

Search engine results increasingly poisoned with malicious links

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Re: If I visited dodgy sites...

The impression I get is that it's not a problem of dodgy sites. All sorts of 'respectable' sites seem to get hit, often either through malware 3rd party ads (Marks and Sparks?), or hacking of Wordpress (and other) sites (Jamie Oliver?).

At least one report has suggested that 'dodgy' (read 'smutty') sites are often actually safer - they have a serious vested interest in keeping you happy so you'll come back and give them more money.

Web devs want to make the Internet of S**t worse. Much worse

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Re: Why the F...

@Michael Thibault

Anyway, what I'm wondering is: how bad, or absurd, does IoT get?

I think we can be confident that we have a long way to go yet on the bad and absurd scale.

But on the bright side, they won't last for ever (see recent report on 50% drop in sales of iWatches), then we can crawl out of our caves, blink in the sunlight, and take our rightful places as rulers of a newly-analogue world.

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Re: Why the F...

@Neil Barnes

thermostats

With winter coming, I tried to switch the heating on. No joy. Thermostat was correctly set - but the batteries had gone flat! (admittedly after about six years, show me a Li-Ion that can do that!) - I think I need something even lower-tech - light up the wood-burner?

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Re: If this takes off

@Triggerfish

I'm thinking if your technical you will be going crude in the future, y'know locks with real keys, dumb fridges, kettles whose only switch is on and off etc.

You mean like I do now? I'm already suspicious with remote locking on the car, and don't get me started on pay-by-bonk...

Divide the internet into compartments to save us from the IoT fail whale

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There's a germ of an idea here...

The edge connectors idea, or even at the ISP or an 'exchange' point in between...

1) Most IoThingies really only need access to a very limited number of IP addresses - they don't need to have a web browser. They need to 'phone home', check for software updates, maybe contact Tesco if they're a fridge, hit Netflix and Amazon if they're a TV, and that should be about it - perhaps a dozen or two addresses (obviously there will be exceptions.)

2) Given the above, could an ISP identify which IPs are being used by IoThingies, and do some sort of filtering - they are allowed to access a fixed set of IP addresses and that's it (bit like parental filters, but with a whitelist rather than a blacklist.)

Just a thought, please feel free to tear it to shreds.

Digital minister Matt Hancock promises 'full fibre' eating plan for Blighty

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Alternatively, when things aren't going well, just change the name.

FTTP is now 'full fibre'

Windscale is now Sellafield

Radiation is now 'Magic dust'

{Thanks to old Friends of the Earth T-shirt)

I musn't be too negative though - hopefully I'll join the 2% in a couple of months.

UK minister promises science budget won't be messed with after Brexit

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Foreign students

"Our universities are funded by fee-paying foreign students, it would be insane to stop that flow

Which is exactly what T May proposes to do. What does that say about her mental state and fitness to govern anything bigger than the sandpit at the local asylum?

Does anyone have two qualified doctors a straight-jacket to hand?

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Start the countdown...

until T May gives the Minister six of the best on his bare bottie with a wet kipper and says he wasn't authorised to say that. Counting 10...9...8...

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ref2?

"Keep having referendums until one gets the right result?"

Well, duh, obviously! That's the proper democratic way. Ideally we should have a keep-the-nasty-foreigners-out referendum every six months, and negotiations stop and start depending on the latest result. That way the politicians can tell their lies, everyone can say that things were better when we had blue passports, but we'll never get round to actually changing anything, which is what this whole insane exercise is all about.

PayPal patches bone-headed two factor authentication bypass

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Goggle approach seems quite good

Google 2FA offers a selection of methods - I tend to use the app that generates the 6-digit code, but they will send SMS, possibly a voice call(?) and even let you generaate a set of one-time codes to keep somewhere safe. Of course if you're away from home you may not have access to the pre-allocated codes which are sitting in your desk drawer!

HMRC IT boss quit £185k job for more cash

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Re: Not surprising...

But of course some of the other factors are job satisfaction and how you feel about your employers and their business.

Would you go and do an interesting job helping to make bombs for export to Saudi Arabia even if they paid you five times your present salary? I wouldn't.

In general it's good to have people working for the public sector who actually believe in what they are doing (yes, even collecting tax can actually be a good thing), and who see their job as a form of public service. So long as they are competent those are the people we want, the ones happy to do a good and worthwhile job for a sufficient salary, rather than just chase the cash so they can buy ever more expensive trinkets.

Spoiler alert: We'll bet boffins still haven't spotted aliens

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Re: Instrument error?

Was that DC resistance, AC resistance, or AC impedance?

God knows! If I'd been any good at physics, do you think that 40 years later I'd be reading El Reg?

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Re: I'm just sipping my first coffee and what is this?

Ah, is that what the photo is? I expected Kenneth Williams to say 'Frying tonight'!

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Instrument error?

Ah, happy memories!

Scene: St Andrews University Observatory

Time: sometime in the late seventies

Several students using an early form of electronics (a photometer) attached to a telescope to measure the light from a star. Much head scratching when we noticed irregular drops in the readings of variable duration. Talk to lecturer. No idea. Eventually worked it out - someone had been standing on the cable connecting the detector to the box of tricks. This confirmed our hypothesis that electricity is really just like water - block the pipe and it stops flowing. In fact, after even more head scratching we worked out that the cable was co-ax, and the resistance of co-ax varies according to shape. Circular it's at a minimum, squash it with a pair of size 9s and it become oval and the resistance increases. If we'd thought further I'm sure we could have developed a really useful consumer gadget that used that property, and we'd all have got very rich.

Low-power transistors hint at alternative to battery bonfires

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No, we still need really meaty batteries...

Sod reducing power consumption, if we're going to get the one major feature still missing from smartphones i.e. a megawatt laser (or 'phaser') then we need some seriously good battery technology. Okay, a built-in tazer would be a start, and would use a bit less power, but we should be aiming for phone batteries rated in thousands of mega Amp/hours not milli A/h.

Come on boffins, let's see some real innovation.

LASER RAT FENCE wins €1.7m European Commission funds

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One small step...

Of course, if they can upgrade the plans to detect humanus humanus and zap them with a 10 gigawatt laser, they'll be able to get BEEEEELIONS of dollars out of the US Defence bucket, and won't need piddling Euro small change.

ARM: Hold my beer, we'll install patches for your crappy IoT gear for you

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Hey, really neat!

Get this working properly and no more need to faff around trying to find vulnerable Thingies. Just hack the update server and you can zap the firmware of meeeeelions of devices in one go.

Progress is a wonderful thing...

(And don't say it won't be pos-sible to hack the update server. If we've all learned one thing in recent years, it's that NOTHING can't be eventually hacked if you try hard enough)

BlackBerry DTEK60: An elegant flagship for grown-ups

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Nice...

Looks really....ooooh....I dunno.....like just about any other smart phone? Bring back the keyboard!

Microsoft: We're hiking UK cloud prices 22%. Stop whining – it's the Brexit

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Brexit again?

I am getting seriously pissed off will all this Brexit shit.

Why does everyone keep saying that the will of the people is final?

If you meet a drunken friend staggering out of the pub, who's in tears because he's heard his partner has been seeing some Polish guy, and says 'I wish I was dead', do you

a) try and console him, see if there's any truth in the story (you know there isn't, the Polish guy is a caterer and she's planning a surprise engagement party), and help him home, give him a lot of water to drink and a bucket, and put him to bed.

or b) say, well, I can't go against his clearly expressed wishes, and give him a length of rope and point out a convenient tree or cliff top, and/or buy him a one-way ticket to Switzerland.

Theresa May would clearly choose (b)

The British people were lied to throughout the campaign, by both sides, but particularly by Gove, Johnson and friends. They were not able to make an informed decision. As the weeks go by we can see exactly how bad a disaster any form of Brexit will be for the UK. Time for our politicians (scum that they are on the whole) to get some backbone and say the whole thing is a total balls up and go back to square one. Look to see what the problems REALLY are (and there are problems, listen to the 'experts'), and then see how to address them individually or together without sending the UK economy back to the middle ages.

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Re: £

@Rich 11

And, lets not forget, the UK sells a lot in the EU, therefore the collapse of the UE will be great for the value of the pound

And of course we IMPORT a lot of the raw materials to make the things we export (fuel?) so our prices will go back up again, and then the workers will be demanding hefty pay rises so they can still afford to buy fags (imported), 60" TVs (imported), designer trainers (imported) and to go on foreign holidays twice a year. And lo, we're uncompetitive again...Just like the Brexiters predicted (hang on, maybe I got that the wrong way round)

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Re: Can we rename Brexit please?

Currently I'm rather fond of Wrexit

AT&T buys Time Warner for US$85.4bn or 1.25 Dell-EMCs

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Currency conversions

"US$85.4bn or 1.25 Dell-EMCs" or about 3% of a Brexit. </trollbait>

Judge nailed for trying to bribe Fed with fizzy water (aka Bud Light)

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Re: Bud Light is beer?

Re:Lidl and Duff

I saw that in their advert and had to check if it was April 1st!

Pacemaker maker St Jude faces new security flaw claims from biz short-selling its stock

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Interesting possibilities...

I appreciate this hack (if genuine) relies on short-range wireless. But just think when we get the next generation of IoT pacemakers - DDoS could come to mean Deadly Denial of Service.

"Hey Charlie, why are you twitching like that?"

"Sorry, just trying to knock Amazon off-line again"

DNS devastation: Top websites whacked offline as Dyn dies again

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Sort out priorities...

I suspect so long as El Reg and a few other specialist interest sites are unaffected then this readership won't be too worried.

Smoking hole found on Mars where Schiaparelli lander, er, 'landed'

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That reminds me...

Of playing a game called Lunar Lander (or somesuch) on the University IBM360 back in the mid 70s (on a green raster terminal) - if you crashed into a mountain (as one did frequently) or hit the ground hard, then on the next attempt there was a new crater!

No matter who becomes US president, America's tech giants are going to be quids in

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And as a bonus...

The country the profits come FROM could charge a small, notional 15% on all profits exported to the USA...

Hapless Network Rail contractors KO broadband in Uxbridge

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Redundancy?

What is needed is redundancy, no single point of failure (at least on a large scale - someone taking down a single phone poll or cell mast is different) But the Uxbridge 'exchange' should have multiple connections, going in different directions, possibly even a nicrowave backup connection. Of course this costs serious money, and the customers have to decide how much they're willing to pay to prevent a 1 in 10000 chance of losing connection for a week.

BYE, EVERYBODY! Virtual personal health assistants are coming, says Gartner

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Re: Gartner

If Gartner were right even 10% of the time by now we'd all be driving flying cars and living on the Moon.

Britain's fight to get its F-35 aircraft carriers operational turns legal

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Four dozen?

I can understand why the US Navy needs 1400 lawyers. In America going to law is as essential as apple pie, shooting people and motherhood. But why on earth does the Royal Navy need 48 lawyers? Thats about four per ship.

Probe boffins: Two balls deep in Uranus's ring

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Down vote?

I'm tempted to give you a downvote for being serious and failing to make any bottom jokes.

Oh all right, let you off this time. But don't do it again - you're a very naughty person!

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Re: That headline

Jolly good headline, but jokes about bottoms are pretty easy - really they've only gone for the low-hanging fruit.

Third of Donald Trump's debate deplorables are mindless automatons

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Vote early, vote often...

"Twitter bots make a lot of noise but thankfully can't vote in elections"

Are you sure they can't vote? Are you really, really sure?

After all, Trump says the election is rigged - perhaps this is what he means?

Who killed Cyanogen?

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future?

What does this mean for future CyanogenMod updates? Will I stop seeing updates for my OnePlus One?

Digi minister Matt Hancock: Britain needs go full fibre. And we're not paying for it

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Traffic volume

"by 2020 the volume of global internet traffic would be 95 times what it is now."

98% of which will still be porn, cat videos and google. Do we REALLY need to be able to watch porn in glorious 8K hi-res colour on a 60-inch screen? (Ok, possibly a bad example...)

Buck up, UK.gov. You need to get a grip on failing shared services centres - PAC

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Let's face it

There are lies, damn lies, and estimates for savings on UK government IT projects.

Oh God, here comes the artificially intelligent boss bot – look busy!

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Re: I get it

Sounds reasonable. My cats regularly sit in on board meetings, and probably make a more useful contribution than Cortana.

Microsoft keeps schtum as more battery woes hit Surface sufferers

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Re: Just a thought...

Interesting. I have a Win 7 laptop with a cheapo replacement battery that stopped holding a charge after less than six months. I suspect it's just a crap battery, but I think I'll give this a whirl.

Sometimes the simplest and most obvious solutions are the best. (ha!).