* Posts by Justin Case

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Stallman warns open-sourcers on Javascript-browser trap

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Important?

Probably. But I'm just too tired to be bothered with it all right now... there's more to life than the purity of software. But make no mistake, if Stallman didn't exist you'd have to invent him. It's kind of good that there are people out there who care and are looking out for the erosion of freedom in ways you or I cannot even begin to imagine.

ID cards not compulsory after all, says Home Office

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Gone today, here tomorrow

That's what happens under Nu-Lab. If there's too much hoo-hah they pretend to bury it, then bring it back when everybody's focussed on something else.

BBC botnet 'public interest' defence rubbished by top IT lawyer

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Flame

Woot?

Met refuse to act unless someone affected complains?

A criminal offence has taken place - they should investigate it. Pure and simple.

And then have the BBC shut down forthwith. Castration for male staff, nail pulling for the females, burning at stake for the rest. lefty pinko commy bastards...

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...forgot...

Gary McKinnon anyone?

Ethernet — a networking protocol name for the ages

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Enernet =

The National Grid, surely.

Developers more 'satisfied' with PHP than other codes

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Paris Hilton

Love it

P-H-P

And Me

Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Before I met PHP, Perl was my girl. Still mess with her some days for old times' sake.

The IWF: Charity disparity?

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Unhappy

RSPCA parallels

I'm afraid that the posters drawing our attention to this may be more accurate than many people may realise. The RSPCA, though a charity, dresses like the police, behaves like the police and claims to itself many police-like powers. Indeed, though IANAL, I believe that Nu-Lab have given its "inspectors" some legal standing.

And like the police, they are not above "funny" behaviour. Many years ago there was a documentary about dog fighting. Part of the "evidence" gathered and confiscated by the RSPCA pending legal action were reproduction prints of victorian paintings of bulldogs.

And this is the point. And this is why we should all be scared. Having an antique picture of a dog is NOT evidence of a crime. But because THEY say it is, it is.

As it is in matters children and dogs so it will be with matters Internet. And so it will be with other self-appointed special interest watchdogs (excuse the pun) yet to make their presence known. Example: It is well known that people ACCUSED of crimes against animals are guilty of child abuse, hence RSPCA may well contact NSPCC - not my words, read this and be scared

http://www.nspcc.org.uk/Inform/publications/Downloads/understandingthelinks_wdf48177.pdf

I do not defend either animal or child abuse.

European Parliament wants criminalization of online 'grooming'

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Unhappy

We're all guilty now

That's all - no room for smugness. I believe our masters won't rest until they find a way of criminalising everyone.

HMRC bigs up success of online tax returns

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Paris Hilton

@Greg

Me too, to some extent. I was gobsmacked to have to hand over a great big wad of cash to a commercial firm and reboot into windows juust to submit my return...

SexSearch not responsible for underage hookup (again)

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@AC

"The first thing I do whenever I meet anyone from the Internet for the first time, no matter the circumstances, is swap driver's licenses." From the Internet? Where's that?

Re "wall-facing desk @ work" from original article. Shurely shome mishtake - the back of the desk needs to have the wall behind it. Otherwise some sneaky little beggar could be looking at your screen. Shurely? Hic.

UK gov to issue child boozing guidelines

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Coat

Crossword enthusiasts...

...will have noticed the opportunity to ask questions like:

Who tots up the tots totted up by the tots?

OK I'm off - mines the one with the Jack Daniels in the poachers pocket.

Tabloid girl's jubs freeze at -130°C

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Happy

@Henry

"If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture) it's pretty obvious that they've just replaced all the degree symbols with zeroes."

You mean there was an article?

Dogs and arson feature in top 10 data recovery disasters

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Thumb Down

Not so good

Most of the above scenarios, wine, fire, flood wouldn't have caused much damage a good drying out wouldn't have cured. I am not impressed.

Sky demonstrates 3D telly vision

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Jobs Halo

iSpex3D will do it

Apple iSpex3D. Make them only available to subscribers to Virgin Media. The Apple branding will make them a must-have for all the fanbois or Mactards. Can't see how it will phail.

Seagate slashes bare drive warranties

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Paris Hilton

There's a book...

...called Positioning. It's all about how to make a distinction between your products and the rest of the market. For me the 5 year warranty did it. I thought "here's a product about which the manufacturers feel confident enough to put their money where their mouths are."

Well, if even Seagate admit their drives are no less crap than the competitors, what's to stop us previoulsy loyal customers from thinking the same?

UK.gov says extreme porn isn't illegal if you delete it...

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Paris Hilton

Sex with dead animals?

Or bits of them. What about a dildo made of bone? Or somebody clad in dead animal skin - oh wait, that's leather. Or what if someone you were making love with keeled over at the (in)appropriate time... It's all OK I guess if it's not being filmed, but with so many CCTV cameras how can we know? So many ways to break the law and so little time.

Congratulations, Barack — Now fix your websites

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Dead Vulture

@ Dion

What you said. Me too.

PC virus forces three London hospitals into computer shutdown

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BFOH required

And the public humiliation of the (l)user who introduced the infection... public stocks or stoning maybe.

SSH sniffer attack poses minor risk

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Joke

Think of the children

Anything which poses risk to minors must be stopped.

BNP membership list leaks online

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Flame

And when it's you?

Maybe we should all live transparently where everybody knows evefrything about us from our browsing habits to what we just bought in Sainsbury's. Get your neighbours to check on the state of your underwear before it is washed? Nothing to fear, nothing to hide...

Or is it just OK because the BNP are a bunch of racist berks? I detect a slippery slope here.

MP calls for Jezza Clarkson's head

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Flame

I am more offended than you

I'm sick and tired of the "offence auction" that takes place in cases like these. This is completely different from the Brand/Ross debacle in that the gruesome twosome actually phoned Senor Sachs. Jezzer was just carrying on in his imitable Clarksonesque manner.

Palin didn't know Africa is a continent, McCain aides say

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IT Angle

Sorry, but

Enough already! Sarah who?

The election's been and gone. Like yesterday, man...

The iPhone App Store - a classic protection racket

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Paris Hilton

Who's iPhone is it?

Does it belong to the customer or to Apple?

If I buy an iPhone I'd like to be the judge of what I could stick on it.

Government tied in knots by bondage protest

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Unhappy

What's that I see?

A handcart? Bound for where? Hell? And we're all going there in it?

I must have missed freedom's funeral - I would beg our political masters to remember the 5th of November...

Toshiba unveils HSDPA-ready Portégé trio

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Linux

Linux - is it true?

"Users will be able to choose between Windows XP or Linux on all three models. All three have integrated webcams too...."

A penguin's wet dream really. I for one am more than salivating at the thought of the great OS on one of these babies. Might even get one if my credit's not too crunched.

PayPal top-up card is titsup

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Stop

@ blackworx

Calm down dear. Words change their meanings. AFAIK 'gay' is used in a derogatory way in the patois of younger people - however this does not in anyway refer to homosexuals or the practices thereof. Gay has had a long an illustrious career before it was commandeered to mean friends of Dorothy - and I for one look forward to the day it will resume its place in the lexicon and simply mean cheerful/happy.

Boy band sings praises of Windows 7

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Coat

Shurely shome mishtake...

Was that a real ad? In whose world? I kept waiting for the "OK kids, this is all a joke" bit.

I think I might just... then again, I can't be bothered. I have been whipped up into a frenzy of apathy.

Stob latest: It was a cunning trick, says Open University

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Unhappy

How very Nu-Lab

Standards have slipped - the refusal to engage is typical. The lies, spin and hypocrisy - I could weep for the soul of a once august institution.

Germans give peeking Google one in the eye

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Coat

Plod says you cannot.

After having my collar felt for taking a photograph in a public place of a certain gateway I can safely say that all photography these days has first to be cleared by a local law official.

Why should google be treated any different from the rest of us?

Oh wait. They've got plenty of money...

Coat, Passport, See yah!

Educating Verity

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Flame

@ hammarbtyp

Re Bit disappointed with Verity

I'm a bit disappointed with you and your standard of written communication.

> "It would also be nice to know whether Verity felt they..."

So, Verity is more than one person?

>"Verity's tutor should of been a bit more willing to discuss there comments..."

Utter nonsense - meaningless.

If you had any honour, you would resign your OU position in shame at your semi-literate meanderings. Be gone, now!

Carpetbomb bug tarnishes Google Chrome

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Google is the new Tesco?

It wants all of your internets. And it wants them now!

Spammers, Cuil, and the rescue from planet Google

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Paris Hilton

We're all spammers now

It's a sad fact. But if you want a site to do well you have to play Google's game. Keyword density and inbound links. It's not different than any other situation - women love flowers, Google loves inbound links - if you want to get anywhere with the object of your desire you just have to give it what it wants.

Paris - because...

Government kids website pays £6 for every visitor

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Paris Hilton

Scary, Orwellian

Leading questions designed to get the answer they want from minds they're hoping to indoctrinate...

What a load of old bullocks.

Paris - because she knows bullocks when she sees them

How to be an instant Web me-2.0 developer

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I love Verity

Oh, the wisdom from one so female. Such truth. It's enough to make a poor web developer weep.

Google's Gmail verboten in Germany

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Paris Hilton

Gotta love it

You'd need a heart of stone not to laugh!

Nice to see giant like Google can be brought to its knees.

Paris - because that's like real near Germany, isn't it?

OpenSUSE 11 a redemptive OS with a Mactastic shine

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Paris Hilton

@Fonts

I am so tired of the FUD about Linux fonts - take an early bath, Anonymous Coward.

MPs urge action as spooky caller ID-faking services hit UK

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Paris Hilton

@AC

"If caller-ID can be spoofed like this, that means it's broken and needs fixing."

Hear hear! Give that man a beer. If someone does this to me then I'm straight on to Trading Standards plus Small Claims court to get back every penny extracted from me under false pretences that Caller ID was actually supposed to show me the number of the caller. FFS who amongst the ship of fools will take any responsibility for anything. I want someone to fine, right now!

Paris - because she is fine... <ahhhhh>

Most 'malfunctioning' gadgets work just fine, report claims

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Paris Hilton

A lot of modern products are Carp

The brand new FM radio that couldn't pick up a signal in my kitchen versus my 25 year old radio with a half-snapped antenna that receives a multitude of stations with no problem. When I took the former back, the manager of C*met ended up agreeing with me that things aren't what they used to be. Specifically one should not expect a modern wireless set to perform as well as an ancient one.

Paris - because I expect her to perform as well

Adobe coughs up CS4 public betas

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Flame

WYSIWYG?

WYSIWHAT!

A plague be on your houses you Dreamweaving, GoLive-ing pretenders. I spit upon your websites. I empty the contents of my nose in the general direction of your pathetic, bloated, standards busting bilge...

Use notepad and code websites like real men

Mobiles help UK malls track shoppers' every move

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Coat

Is this legal

At some level this is interception of a private conversation - all be it one that my phone is having with its base station. I am not a happy bunny about this at all.

Mine's the one with the lead lined pockets for me mobe

Web infection attacks more than 100,000 pages

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Paris Hilton

@ Mr Roper

PHP has mysql_real_escape_string() which takes a lot of typing...

Maybe it would be better if web programming languages did escaping by default to variables got through forms and only presenting the dangerous unescaped version if specifically requested?

Paris because I'm sure all her inputs are safe and verified.

UK Office of Government Commerce cracks one off

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Took me a while...

...but I got there in the end!

Paris - because

Adobe to remove Photoshop pic pimping clause

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Paris Hilton

@ Poorly Morley

Freetard, wintard, ,mactard, lintard - That's me

Calm down dear - it's an article

Equifax typo derails digital cert

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Paris Hilton

Not Trivial

Article says "such slip ups are trivial but embarrassing".

If we spend time educating users to pay attention to the padlock and warnings given off by browsers then how is labeling this as something they can safely ignore going to help. FFS.

Paris - because she is neither trivial nor embarrassing.

Ban booze in supermarkets, says health adviser

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Paris Hilton

Extend the licensing idea

Everybody at birth should be issued with a biometric card containing so many LUs "Liver Units". Each time you purchase alcohol your card would be debited a certain number of units until you had used all your entitlement to alcohol. Possibly a person could, in this way,be restricted from guzzling more than a certain amount each week thus cutting binge drinking. As for teetotalers, there could be a LU trading scheme, whereby they could sell their unwanted LUs to us seasoned heavy drinkers. Everyone's a winner! Poor homeless drinkers without the moolah to purchase extra LUs wouldn't be able to get enough drink to make them ill - suddenly there would be a much better class of drunk...

Paris - because she understands

Firefox 3 beta is live

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Paris Hilton

All you need is love

Love Firefox, love opera, love IE, love Paris...

They're web browsers (maybe not paris, but who knows) for heaven's sakes, not the spawn of Satan. I really cannot understand why people get so hot under the collar. It's like, yeah man, whatever floats your boat, go with the flow... if IE didn't exist you'd have to invent it for the sake of balance.

I like Firefox, Opera, Konquerer, Safari (in that order) because their initials spell out something that sounds like fox.

Scientists warn on climatic 'tipping points'

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Paris Hilton

@ We are stuffed (Anon. Cow.)

"I may be wrong, I may be right. If I'm wrong then some commercial damage will have been done and the economy will not have grown quite as much."

"If I'm right then the cost of a possible disaster could be truly immense (I said could be, not will be). So I err on the side of the precautionary principle."

So you'll be stocking up on rabbits' feet, not walking on the cracks in the pavement, attending mosque, church & synagogue as well as buying The Watchtower? What else - maybe the sacrifice of a few furry animals to appease vengeful gods? Can't be too careful when exercising ones precautionary principles can we?

PH because she never takes precautions.

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Paris Hilton

@ threatening low-lying coastal cities

Can't see the problem. There's supposed to be too much rubbish for landfill. Why don't they use all this excess waste to build up the land to protect us from the ravages of allegedly rising sea levels?

Global warming my...

Dutch fire up petrol-pumping robot

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Paris Hilton

@ By Tim Russell

So, if I get my engine changed from a petrol one to a diesel one and the database hasn't yet been updated, I'm fscked? Or rather my car is.

Remembering the Commodore SX-64

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Paris Hilton

Great thing about C64

....was IIRC the Programmers Reference Guide in which there was all sorts of info about the chips, the memory locations to peek and poke and the rest of the hardware. Golden days.

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