* Posts by Justin Case

203 posts • joined 4 Jun 2007

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Adobe yanks freebie Creative Cloud offer – now universities and colleges have to put up or shut up

Justin Case

Re: Just perhaps

> Universities don't just teach theory, they also teach employable skills

That's as maybe, but the danger is that they are just churning out the "trained" rather than the "educated".

A tale of mainframes and students being too clever by far

Justin Case

Re: Colleges vs. Real world.

Oh! Pascal!

Still have the book on my shelf... its pages are yellowing and its spine has seen better days. A bit like me really.

From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

Justin Case

Re: What about

Fantastic. So the official line is the only one that gets out. What could possibly go wrong with that?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Black hole quasar tsunamis moving at 46 million miles per hour

Justin Case
Headmaster

It pains me to be a pedant, but

>> “No other phenomena carries more mechanical energy,” said Nahum Arav

EITHER

“No other phenomenon carries more mechanical energy,” said Nahum Arav

OR

“No other phenomena carry more mechanical energy,” said Nahum Arav

Your data was 'taken without permission', customers told, after personal info accessed in O2 UK partner's database

Justin Case

Mother Brown (to the tune of)

These up, these up

Don't get the breeze up

These up Mother Brown

Decent, legal, honest and searchable: C'mon, Ofcom. Let us check up on the ad-slingers ourselves

Justin Case

Re: Putin a ban on political advertising?

I've never seen a political advert that has swayed me or made me change my stance. I'd be interested to see firm evidence, beyond the mere anecdotal, for such a sweeping statement asserted with such confidence.

We live so fast I can't even finish this sent...

Justin Case
Coat

Tea leaves

We didn't have any cake either, ours was stollen...

This page is currency unavailable... Travelex scrubs UK homepage, kills services, knackers other sites amid 'software virus' infection

Justin Case
Windows

Nice holding page

Surely someone could have knocked up something a little more informative... these people employ competent web developers, don't they?

Intel end-of-lifing BIOS and driver downloads for dusty hardware

Justin Case
Pint

Re: Removal of stuff costing little

Hear hear! I'll drink to that. Letsh 'ave another one of theesh.

HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some

Justin Case
Joke

Oooh. Get you

>>Needless to say, these were already blocked as they provide no benefit to me

If needless to say, why did you say it?

Web body mulls halving HTTPS cert lifetimes. That screaming in the distance is HTTPS cert sellers fearing orgs will bail for Let's Encrypt

Justin Case
Windows

False sense of security

The greatest and most secure means of transmitting credit card numbers counts for nought if the storage and handling of said details is lacking.

It's a God-awful smell affair.... is there life on Mars? Rocks ruled out as source of mystery methane on Red Planet

Justin Case
Headmaster

Tautology alert!

>> “Using the data available, we estimated rates of erosion on the surface of Mars and how important it could be in releasing methane,”

Much more impressive if they'd used the data unavailable.

Anatomy of an attack: How Coinbase was targeted with emails booby-trapped with Firefox zero-days

Justin Case
Coffee/keyboard

Re: Just an idea

They's probably just use an unnoticed corner of some WordPress website that they'd p0wned by other means. Just like a lot of phishing attacks.

Fed-up graphic design outfit dangles cash to anyone who can free infosec of hoodie pics

Justin Case
Unhappy

Re: Wow.

> Now try searching for the term 'leatheroak'.

I did and all I got was pictures of trees and some furniture...

UK taxpayers funded Grand Theft Auto V maker to tune of £42m – while biz paid no corp tax and made billions

Justin Case
Boffin

Re: Based in Scotland? What a surprise!

>> I won't hold my breath.

Don't worry, I've started holding mine.

Let me know when I should stop.

Justin Case
Headmaster

Re: The FIFTH sequel?!

Thank you. Thank you. I was just about to make the very self same point and you did it for me.

Now where did I put my PIN number?

Reach out for the healing hands... of guru Dabbs

Justin Case
Windows

Re: OMG

If you were truly old, you wouldn't remember even if you'd read it just yesterday. The fact that you have recall implies that you're nothing but a whippersnapper.

Those darn users don't know what they're doing (not like us, of course)

Justin Case

Re: Focus follows intent

> This calls for an old, but proven solution...

> No, no need to thank me...

But I must. Such joy. My life is now complete.

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

Justin Case

Re: Golden Rule of Audit

Also applies to clients.

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

Justin Case
Unhappy

Re: Childish but satisfying...

Some poor sod caught in the crossfire...

AI bots need a sense of hearing to navigate their computer world and the real world – eggheads

Justin Case
Facepalm

Well duh!

Yet more drivel from the Department of the Bleedin' Obvious. Like who'd have thunk it? Sound? Evolution could sure take a leaf out of these guys' book. Oh, wait...

Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here

Justin Case
Happy

Stunning chameleon

Amazing creatures don't ya know.

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

Justin Case
Windows

Phorecast Accuracy - How Shore?

Many, many times my phone has insisted that the weather I should be experiencing is sunny rather than the sodden actuality of real life.

If we don't get a direct hit, can I at least pray for a few satellites to be taken out? Being the sort of chap who revels in the misfortunes of others I would get much glee from planes dropping out of the sky and deliveries winding up in Wokingham due to GPS failure. It the Internet were badly affected, that would be a bonus too.

Icon: because that's my state of mind, that is.

And in current affairs... Apple recalls three-prong AC adapters after some shocking behavior

Justin Case
Windows

Helpful illustration? No!

Like how is this story enhanced with a picture of a standard power cord? Why no pic of one of the offending articles?

Icon - because that's what this sort of journalism does to me.

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

Justin Case
Windows

Re: Folding was ever a problem

I have both the fx 450 and fx 451. The 451 works better in low light. Plus it's a bit faster calculating 69!

Those were the days. When a scientific calculator could satisfy my technological yearnings. They must be around 35 years old. Where'd the time go?

The curious case of Spamhaus, a port scanning scandal, and an apparent U-turn

Justin Case
Mushroom

Re: legitimate port scanners?

Indeed. I was under the impression that a port scan on a target that had not granted permission would be the sort of activity that could be construed as on the borderline of hacking.

I'll take care of my ports and you take care of yours. Keep your damn nose out!

Easter is approaching – and British pr0n watchers still don't know how long before age-gates come into force

Justin Case
Coat

Re: Once again, this is a government trumpeting its incompetence

You said

>>tools for backdoor action

Sorry.

Blundering London council emails unredacted version of notorious Gangs Matrix to 44 people. Data ends up on Snapchat

Justin Case
Facepalm

Re: Thanks for the explanation

Loving the quality of the journalism here - I am feeling better educated with every word I read.

Mozilla tries to do Java as it should have been – with a WASI spec for all devices, computers, operating systems

Justin Case

Re: Deja vu

If I could upvote you 20 times, I would... round and round and round it goes.

Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!

Justin Case

Re: So much with which to disagree!

Hear hear, P Lee.

The whole thing is a shit shower on both sides.

You like JavaScript! You really like it! Scripting lingo tops dev survey of programming languages

Justin Case

A Special Place in My Heart

Yes, Really!

Back in the days before I'd heard of Linux,having come up through various Sinclair and Commodore offerings and then getting a "proper" PC, I was so disappointed to find that there was no programming available. OK, so you could buy something like Microsoft Basic, but out of the box, nothing. This was before various PC mags started sticking CDs on their fronts, so not even a free sample of Delphi to play with.

Discovering a built in scripting language within a browser allowed me to scratch a programming itch for no more money. Which was important at the time. And demonstrated that there is indeed More Than One Way To Do It. With judicious use of cookies and query strings I was able to achieve what otherwise needed server side scripting which, in those days, also was charged for.

Y'know how you might look at someone and can't help but wonder if they have a genetic disorder? We've taught AI to do the same

Justin Case
Devil

This can only end badly

Physical appearance might be the result of genetics. It also might not be. Too much of this AI malarkey seems to be devoted to inferring one thing from another thing and then representing that as the truth rather than what it is, an educated guess.

If you've been dying to run some math on a dinky toy quantum computer, IBM may have something for you

Justin Case
Windows

That video explanation...

...reminds me of the Monty Python "How to" sketch.

Illuminated and enlightened I am not.

Ding dong merrily on high. In Berkeley, the bots are singeing: Self-driving college cooler droid goes up in flames

Justin Case
Unhappy

Danger UXB

I'm not altogether happy about the idea of these unmanned bomb delivery vehicles being allowed free run of our cities and everywhere. At least with left luggage there is an unaccompanied suitcase, and with a suicide bomber you have to figure in a certain commitment to a cause.

This would appear to offer potential malefactors the ability to wreak death and destruction with relative impunity. These coolers appear none too stable, even when delivering a couple of cheese and onion baps - who knows how it will all turn out when they are co-opted into delivering a cargo of Semtex and rusty nails.

I for one welcome our new self-immolating, death-dealing, super-cool,er sandwich-toting overloards.

Tesla autopilot saves driver after he fell asleep at wheel on the freeway

Justin Case

Re: Snark?

I guess it's because Elon Musk is such a nice guy - everybody loves him. And justifiably so.

Holy moley! The amp, kelvin and kilogram will never be the same again

Justin Case

There's only one way to get rid of a mole

Blow his bloody head off!

Nikola Tesla's greatest challenge: He could measure electricity but not stupidity

Justin Case
Headmaster

Re: Anti-intellectual?

Oh the irony:

>>Dumb-as-a-stump-Trump bleating ignorant tosh about climate chnage, which he can barely even spell.

UK.gov to press ahead with online smut checks (but expects £10m in legals in year 1)

Justin Case
Boffin

Re: Are you 18 or older?

18 or Older? Yes / No? That's a bit binary. What about age fluidity?

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Python joins movement to dump 'offensive' master, slave terms

Justin Case
Happy

George Carlin

@TReko - I'd never heard of the aforementioned George before. Many thanks for the introduction!

Google keeps tracking you even when you specifically tell it not to: Maps, Search won't take no for an answer

Justin Case
Unhappy

Re: Perfect ending: Makes perfect sense. ®

It all makes perfect sense, expressed in dollars and cents, pounds shillings and pence.

(c) Roger Waters

Rights groups challenge UK cops over refusal to hand over info on IMSI catchers

Justin Case
Happy

Re: "ISMI is or ISMI ain't fake access?" (with apologies to an ancient TV advert)

Got the tune running through my head right now together with fragments of crustacean based frustration. Such is the power of advertising.

US websites block netizens in Europe: Why are they ghosting EU? It's not you, it's GDPR

Justin Case
Flame

Re: Overreach

>> but you have to take into account the purpose of the legislation

Oh, puh-lease! Think of the children. We only did it to protect you. It's in your own best interests. The EU knows best. Along with patriotism, the restrictions for the greater good, are the last refuge of a tyrant. What I'm seeing here is tyranny writ large. Why should a US corp have to jump through hoops to satisfy the megalomaniac leanings of whoever it is who drafts and passes these EU laws?

I was getting on pretty well with my ad-blockers thank you very much. If a site required them to be disabled to enable me to view its content then I could make my own decision as to whether that was a trade I was prepared to make. If a site required registration, again, I could decide for myself.

Now, I have no choice. Except being of a technical bent I could always subvert the ban. But why should I have to?

Justin Case
Unhappy

Overreach

I'm in the UK. I fully expect EU sites to comply to EU regulations. If I choose to visit a site in a different jurisdiction I fail to see why the EU should have anything to do with that. I know that the EU says it is so, therefore it is, but still it sticks in the craw.

This feels like the thin end of a very wide wedge. Possibly, the end of the world (wide web) as we know it.

I am discombobulated by this.

Adobe acquires Magento to go B2B2C and beyond

Justin Case
Happy

Adobe and eCommerce...

Given their extraordinarily great record for robust online security, demonstrated early and often with that fantastic contribution to safe browsing experiences that is Flash, I'm sure that Adobe's influence will be positively benign.

Certainly my confidence in this particular platform, tainted as the Magento brand was in my eyes by its association with eBay, has undergone a major shift in the light of this news.

Hacking train Wi-Fi may expose passenger data and control systems

Justin Case
Joke

Re: Routers, Routers, Routers

@ SloppyJesse

>>I recall stories of proposals in the early days of mobile for just that since they had a huge wired commas network for trackside

Imagine if someone hacked that. What an apostrophe!

Make masses carry their mobes, suggests wig in not-at-all-creepy speech

Justin Case

Re: Implant them at birth:~

They already identity chip dogs. When that came in I posited that it wouldn't be long before they'd make it a requirement for humans too.

Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying

Justin Case

Re: Curse you, Dabbsy

>>a paddling pool of disembodied breasts looking at me

Yikes - that's all. Yikes!

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

Justin Case
Flame

She may be your sister, but...

>>>My sister picked up the word 'puter from somewhere

That just drives me mad. Worse than errant apostrophes. Willful arrogant ingorance.

Ass-troplastic! Printing parts from p.. er... human waste

Justin Case
Flame

>>When did this infantile word "poo" come into common use by adults...

I hate it too. Poo is a word for 3 year olds. But everybody's doing it now, from vets to doctors, the NHS to the BBC. No escape from a torrent of poo.

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