* Posts by PassiveSmoking

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Geneticists throw hands in the air, change gene naming rules to finally stop Microsoft Excel eating their data

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The Ghost Of Clippy

I freaking hate software that thinks it's smarter than you are, especially if it doesn't make it easy to turn that functionality off.

Burn baby burn, plastic inferno! Infosec researchers turn 3D printers into self-immolating suicide machines

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Re: Is this really news ?

> A 3-D printer is not a home appliance, any more than a small CNC lathe or industrial robot is.

Speak for yourself. No home is complete without its own minifacturing workshop

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Since when is a 3D printer a HOME appliance?

Since Aldi started selling them?

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Hardware failsafes?

Why are there no hardware fail-safes that are physically hardwired into these things? Like a thermistor hardwired to a relay that cuts the power to the print head if it exceeds, say, 270c? Or a physical fuse that blows when it draws too many amps?

Come on guys, this is undergrad stuff. Literally. My computer science BSc included a module on engineering ethics, wherein we covered the infamous Therac-25 radiotherapy machines where wonky software allowed them to operate in modes that cooked the patient with high-energy electron beams. Previous machines had included hardware interlocks and fuses which blew when the machine was activated in a dangerous configuration, but they'd been removed in the 25 which was dependant entirely on software for safety. Said software was full of bugs that the previous machine's hardware interlocks had covered up, but those interlocks no longer existed, and people died as a result.

Dutch Gateway store was kept udder wraps for centuries until refit dug up computing history

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Re: Relegated to the attic...

Hey, I've got a great name for that rig! You should call it the Ship of Theseus

Big Tech backs colleges in war against Trump's ban on foreign students taking web-only classes mid-pandemic

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He's going to fight any challenge tooth and nail. Trump hates "elites" (by which he means people with an education, not people who own a sky scraper in New York and environmentally dubious golf courses in Scotland. For some reason that doesn't count as elite as far as Trump is concerned), and he hates non-Americans, especially the non-Caucasian variety. This policy allows him to attack both kinds of people at once.

The reluctant log trawler: The buck stops with the back-end

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Re: Session ID?

What good would that have done? A different tab in the same browser session would have the same session ID (unless one tab was anonymous)

CEO of motherboard maker MSI dies after plunging from headquarters' seventh-floor

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I recall hearing a story once that Mehdi Ali had posted a resume online that included the claim that he "oversaw a major operational turnaround at Commodore International".

For those not in the know. the "major operational turnaround" in question was going from a mildly profitable going concern to a memory. Yes, he was the guy in charge when Commodore went bankrupt. All evidence points to him being an asset stripper and said bankruptcy was a direct consequence of that.

Trump's bright idea of kicking out foreign students unless unis resume in-person classes stuns tech, science world

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No

Trump doesn't talk TO anybody. He talks AT them.

Talking isn't the problem. Listening and comprehension is.

The Moon certainly ain't made of cheese but it may be made of more metal than previously thought, sensor shows

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The moon: Metal AF. No wonder it keeps ending up on album covers.

CompSci student bitten by fox after feeding it McNuggets

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Re: What did students do to me?

Damn, if students don't get drunk then where will the Daily Mail get those photos from that prove that students are all debauched hedonistic brats who spend all their time puking in the street instead of studying? I mean they've already had to recycle images from 2017 for their annual "students suck" Fresher's week story in 2018

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Wow, what did students to do you that was so bad that you want to wipe them out?

Apple gives Boot Camp the boot, banishes native Windows support from Arm-compatible Macs

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The only thing I used Bootcamp for was playing games, so that's not a big loss.

What is more worrying, however, is losing x86 virtualisation. I make a lot of use of both VirtualBox and Docker for my job, and losing the ability to run x86 stuff in a VM is a much bigger blow than losing Bootcamp is.

Detroit cops cuffed, threw a dad misidentified by facial recognition in jail. Now the ACLU's demanding action

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Facial recognition?

It literally can't tell shit from Shinola.

One year ago, Apple promised breakthrough features to help iPhone, iPad, Mac owners with disabilities. It failed them

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Not really. In fact the iPhone is still the class leader when it comes to accessibility by a country mile

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Accessibility

One of the major motivations for me finally giving Windows the boot and switching to Mac (aside from Apple going Intel and Vista sucking) was seeing the accessibility tools in OSX Tiger in action. They've provided similar features in their phone OS at a time when Android treated accessibility as an afterthought (and still does, honestly). As a visually impaired user I really appreciated the effort and find that the Apple accessibility tools are still some of the best out there.

It sounds like Apple dropped the ball here by overpromising on what they could do with voice recognition tech (they really should have known better, voice recognition is still far from a solved problem), and not having a way to use a call with a voice command is definitely a big oversight, but the thing is Apple are at least trying to make their products accessible above and beyond the minimum requirements mandated by law.

I honestly wish other tech companies were failing at accessibility the way Apple are failing at it, because Apple's failures are at least not down to complete apathy. As somebody who needs to use the tech they've supplied all I can say is that I appreciate the effort

Well, that's something boffins haven't seen before: A strange alien streaks around Jupiter

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Better late then never

It's the first of a fleet of Monoliths, that's been deployed by an alien intelligence to convert Jupiter into a red dwarf star. It was supposed to show up 10 years ago, but better late than never, eh?

We're in a timeline where Dettol maker has to beg folks not to inject cleaning fluid into their veins. Thanks, Trump

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Education

This is what happens when you treat education as an afterthought for generations, where learning to recite from the text book and tick the right box on a multiple choice test is more important than learning how to think critically, evaluate sources, and apply logic and reason.

America is a lost cause, but make no mistake, unless we fix our education system we're headed the same way. We're a couple of generations away from also being a nation of bleach drinkers, at best.

Reach for the sky: Pixar founders win Turing Award for pioneering 3D animation – and getting rid of jagged edges

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Re: So good I bought the company

Pixar did at one point make their own line of computers so I doubt that the Jobs thing was true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixar_Image_Computer

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Re: Interesting article, but...

Catmull-Clark subdivision surfaces is probably the big one. It's a technique that allows a single polygon to simulate multiple smaller polygons with a smooth gradation between the joins.

This allows a model to appear to be high-polygon when it is in fact relatively simple and low-polygon.

What's more the technique is open and as such is widely used. Blender includes it as a modifier. Its user guide also includes some nice example images of subdiv in action.

https://docs.blender.org/manual/en/latest/modeling/modifiers/generate/subdivision_surface.html

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Coat

Yeah baby, circumvent my lax security! VPN me and open up all my ports you dirty tramp!

Internet overseer ICANN loses a THIRD time in Whois GDPR legal war

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Does ICANN stand for...

... Incompetent Cabal of Autocrats, Nincompoops and Nitwits?

As Apple fixes macOS root password hole, here's what went wrong

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#define false true // Good luck debugging, suckers!

Five ways Apple can fix the iPhone, but won't

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2 Day Battery Life

Really? My 6s+ manages that just fine. It can go 2 days before hitting 50% (which I consider the level where a recharge is necessary) with light use. If I really push it I can stretch to 3. Of course it depends on not making a lot of calls or hammering YouTube but if you stick to listening to music on the device itself for entertainment it's perfectly doable.

As for non-physical SIMs I seem to remember Apple pushing really hard for these but the carriers digging their heels in. I'm sure Apple would love to kill the SIM tray but until the carriers relent it probably won't ever happen.

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Why? Android is awful. And that's when it's not skinned with crap by an OEM who won't ever update it.

Oracle 'systematically denies' its sales reps their commissions, forces them to work to pay off 'debts', court told

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Well who would have guessed? Oracle are a shower of bastards. Colour me surprised. It takes some hard core evil shit to make me feel sorry for salespeople.

An echo chamber full of fake news? Blame Google and Facebook, says Murdoch chief

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Murdoch's just PO'd he didn't think of it first. On the subject of monopolistic practices Murdoch isn't exactly pure as the driven snow himself, and his papers loved phone hacking until they got busted. The EU should have fought this guy, he brings nothing good to the table.

Did Oracle just sign tape's death warrant? Depends what 'no comment' means

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Meh

There's been plenty of stories about the impending death of tape in the 2010s. And in the 2000s. And the 1990s...

Macs don't get viruses? Hahaha, ha... seriously though, that Word doc could be malware

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Doesn't matter if it's Windows or a Mac, there's only so much you can do to defend users against their own utter stupidity. It was a really bad decision putting macros in MS Office but even then it does warn you when you open a file with macros in it. If you still run it anyway then anything that happens next is on your own head.

Brexploitation? Adobe gets creative with price hikes

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Eh, Between "cloud", subscriptions, crappy data security and a slew of gimmocky new "features" while bugs that have existed for years go unfixed I've ditched Photoshop in favour of Clip Studio Pro anyway. It's far cheaper and better adapted to an illustrator's needs than Photoshop is these days.

If you can find a tool that does the job you need well enough to ditch an Adobe product I suggest you do so. If Adobe lose enough market share maybe they'll start treating their customers as people again instead of as cash cows.

Apple sues Nokia's pet patent trolls

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You really don't because if the patents in question cover widely used features in mobile phones then Android and Windows are next and in a few years you'll have to take your pick from the dozens of Symbian phones currently on the market... oh, wait.

Trump meets Google – exclusive transcript

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Your premise is fundamentally flawed. You made the assumption that Trump researches things before making statements regarding them, when all evidence points to him just saying and believing what he damn well likes without anything to back his stance up.

Moscow says writing infrastructure attack code is a thought crime

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The problem is how do you prove intent? In some cases it's fairly obvious that it's malware, but there are plenty of tools that were designed for security testing or stress testing that could easily be adapted to attacking systems.

IoT camera crew Titathink tells Reg it'll patch GET bug in a week

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Re: Grumpy old men 1 - Web experience managers 0

What do you mean a resurgence? SQL injection never went away. Just look at questions people on Stack Overflow are asking related to database querying from an external program/script. At least 90% of the people asking on that topic are building their queries by concatenating user input into query strings. It's like prepared statements don't even exist for most developers.

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Titathink?

I thought that was one of El Reg's joke names. Who would unironically name their company that?

Exclusive: Team Trump's net neutrality guru talks to El Reg

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I'm OK with this

Because as far as I'm concerned it's the perfect field test of anti-net-neutrality advocates' claims in the wild. If everything is flowers and rainbows then fine, no problem. If it's not (which given the long and inglorious history of the relationship between American-branded capitalism and its vict^H^H^H^H customers seems far more likely to me) then it will hopefully serve as a cautionary tale to the rest of the world who can then avoid going down that route. Who cares what happens to a bunch of Americans in the meantime? They're just the lab rats as far as I'm concerned. It might even teach them a valuable lesson about just how powerful and dangerous a vote really can be in the hands of the ignorant.

Take that, creationists: Boffins witness birth of new species in the lab

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Re: What is a created kind?

It is a pseudoscience, called Baraminology

FTFY

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Re: Get with the program!

Are you claiming that lions and tigers are different breeds of the same species? Because no creationist I've ever spoken to believes that.

It’s Brexploitation! Microsoft punishes UK for Brexit with cloud price-gouging

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Re: Punishment

Yeah I'm sure there will be a mad rush to go with all those other UK based cloud providers whom aren't subject to the Snooper's Charter..... oh, wait.

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Go somewhere else then. Maybe some UK based cloud provider where your data will be protected from prying eyes. At least until the Food Standards Agency suspects you of wrongdoing and some other governmental department wants to sell your data to cold callers...

UK's new Snoopers' Charter just passed an encryption backdoor law by the backdoor

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WTF?

Fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuckity fuck. Fucky fucky fuck, fuckit.

Investigatory Powers Act signed into UK law by Queen

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Big Brother

What's that high pitched humming noise?

It's George Orwell spinning in his grave.

Inside Android's source code... // TODO – Finish file encryption later

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Re: Open source

If it's in Darwin then it might already be open source. I'd have to check though. (People seem to forget that Apple's OSX family of which iPhone OS is a part is partially open source)

Half-ton handbuilt CPU heads to Centre for Computing History

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But does it run Overwatch?

Integrator fired chap for hiding drugs conviction, told to pay compo for violating his rights

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He asked if he needed to disclose. The reply was no. Therefore he didn't disclose. He was told one thing but they actually meant another. That doesn't strike me as very fair.

Having said that I don't think I'd feel the same way had it been something more serious like a violent assault or organised criminal activity or something.

WordPress auto-update server had flaw allowing anyone to add anything to websites worldwide

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Re: Welcome to the future. It's not safe.

"Some hackers are bored, have the time to spare, and welcome a challenge, and hardened targets are as ostentatious as open doors to them"

No question that there are people like that out there, but the era of the hacker who does it for the challenge being the norm is long past. The vast majority of hacking is done these days for profit, either by installing malware or spamvertising, spreading ransomware, etc. For this breed of hacker the value of hacking a system is inversely proportional to how much effort is needed. You might never be able to slam the door shut but you can make it tough enough to open to make it not worth it for the hacking-as-a-business brigade.

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Re: Welcome to the future. It's not safe.

"No, we can't accept that software WILL be vulnerable because that ALSO means we must accept that all software must be COMPLETELY vulnerable"

Like it or not, that's the reality we live in right now.

Pretending it's not so will not change the fact that it is. Everything is vulnerable. Of course every care should be taken to avoid coding practices that lead to vulnerabilities, and of course every time a vulnerability is unearthed it should be fixed, but while we pretend that software isn't all vulnerable we won't design systems to be able to resist attack. When we accept that all software is vulnerable we'll start applying better practices such as compartmentalising it so the damage can be contained when somebody finds a way into a system that they shouldn't have access to for long enough to prevent the attacker gaining further access.

It's like the ant colony that defends itself heavily around its perimeter with warrior ants but if you get past them you have unfitted access to the queen, the food stores, the nursery, etc etc.

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Re: Welcome to the future. It's not safe.

The problem is software is complex and with the best will in the world a non-trivial system is always going to contain bugs. You could take every possible precaution in your development process to avoid security holes and still end up with one exploitable bug in the system that may go unnoticed for years. Is it fair to toss people in jail for that? Especially given that most developers are fundamentally creative by nature and struggle to think in the same way a fundamentally destructively-minded hacker would and might not notice that the fantastic new feature they've just implemented could be hijacked and used for nefarious purposes?

No, it's better to simply accept the fact that all software is going to be buggy to some extent and have mitigations in place to limit the damage that said bugs are capable of causing by compartmentalising systems so a compromise in module A doesn't allow you to cause further damage by manipulating the behaviour of module B.

Veeam kicks Symantec's ass over unpatentable patents

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Effing software patents

The whole concept is stupid, obnoxious and unworkable. Software patents should all just be scrapped.

Why I just bought a MacBook Air instead of the new Pro

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Nest is killing it

I'd say that'd debatable. Nest might be the best known IoT brand but it's stagnated for years and from what I hear Google are no longer taking it very seriously, in spite of the ludicrous amount of resource they poured into it.

http://arstechnica.co.uk/gadgets/2016/06/nest-alphabet-unlimited-budget-analysis/

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