* Posts by RockBurner

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Ubuntu Noble updates on hold while 20th anniversary teaser bears retro-styled gifts

RockBurner

Had a browse on the Ubuntu downloads page the other day and I was quite pleased to see that the Unity UI/Desktop is officially back.

Currently running 20.04 and 22.04 (with Unity) and upgrading to 24.04 soon, so I hope they manage to sort the issue quickly.

To patch this server, we need to get someone drunk

RockBurner

Re: 'Exit interview'

Have to admit I still have one regret about the exit interview from one of my longer jobs.

The main reason for quitting was the behaviour and attitude of one the senior staff, and although I was able to allude to that issue during the "chat" I couldn't quite bring myself to say out loud "The guy is a [area of genital anatomy of which the first letter is 'c', and the last 't'], and is the reason virtually everyone has ever left this company". Not having the gumption to come out with it openly to the big boss is one of my lifetime disappointments.

However, I think they knew anyway, and the guy was gone within 6 months.

The amber glow of bork illuminates Brighton Station

RockBurner

Digital signage has it's detractors...

I remember when Paddington went "digital" with the platform signage.

Every daily commuter was instantly up in arms about how unfriendly it was because there was no audible notification that the signage had changed - the noise of the flippy-panel signs updating could be heard across the concourse, so everyone could ignore them and get on with other things, until they heard the noise and could then check their trains.

Now everyone is permanently staring at the boards which update silently and without any warning.

My father was most upset about it, and tbh I think it contributed greatly to his slide into luddite-hood.

GNU screen 5 proves it's still got game even after 37 years

RockBurner

Closest analogue to Putty I've found is PACManager ( http://sourceforge.net/projects/pacmanager/ )

Well - it's more of a SuperPutty analogue, but you can drag out the terminal windows to display them tiled on the desktop as you please.

Microsoft decides it's a good time for bad UI to die

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This reads like the author had a highly traumatic experience within Control Panel / Regedit once upon a time, and never received the post-Windows care that is still needed.

Don't worry mate, we've all been there, but to blame the tools for the underlying mess, or the flack received after the overseeing manager didn't get what he wanted, is not the solution.

What is missing from the web? We're asking for Google

RockBurner

A search engine that returns results that are relevant to the search terms, not random adverts, sponsored links to completely unconnected websites, and irrelevant guesswork mis-direction to unrelated terms.

In all seriousness: being able to style input fields "somewhat"* would be useful, it would do away with a huge plethora of CSS/JS tricks that developers are forced to deploy to appease the crayon wielders.

* There need to be limits and restrictions to prevent complete user-confusion.

(as a side note, why the hell are the "designers" always more senior in a web-dev agency than the coders??)

Microsoft PC accessories rise from the grave just in time for Christmas

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It's odd...

but the Microsoft hardware, I always got the impression, was far, far better than their software.

I used to have both an Ergonomic keyboard and the Trackball (can't remember the exact model names). Both were excellent, robust and reliable, and made Logitech's contemporary offerings look flimsy and knocked together by comparison.

Choose Your Own Adventure with Microsoft 365

RockBurner

Choose your own downfall....

Ah, the nostalgia...

FYI:

If anyone was a fan of the "Lone Wolf" series by Joe Dever (similar thing to the Livingstone/Jackson series), then please be informed that someone has transcribed the books into an App, with the original artworks and everything.

They're currently in the process of doing the Grey Star series too.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=GDV+Games+and+Software

(for Android at least, I couldn't see it on the Apple store).

Looks like the FF series also has an app. (albeit paid for)

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tinmangames.ffhub

HMD Skyline: The repairable Android that lets you go dumb in a smart way

RockBurner

The screen ... sits very slightly proud of a metal body

I'm sorry... what??

That's an absolute guarantee that the screen will crack with even a very slight drop.

I suppose if they're going spend moolah making a phone that's easily repairable, they need to recoup moolah by making sure it needs frequent repairing.

"I'm oot".

Dangerous sandwiches delayed hardware installation

RockBurner

My Godfather was "someone important" in the RAF in the late 60's/early 70s and living the life of Riley in a forces-supplied home (think Georgian mansion!), with a small support staff.

One morning a package turned up with what looked like a small black wire poking out of it....

Cue bomb-squad's immediate arrival, evacuation of said building, a very nerve-testing movement of the suspect package out of the building, followed by some impromptu garden re-modelling.

When the dust settled the remnants were inspected....

It was a hairbrush.

Obviously, this being the RAF, the offending item was immediately mounted in a lovely wooden and glass frame and decorated his office for the rest of his life. :D

Turns out the hairbrush was actually a joke gift sent by a friend and was just not very well wrapped!

(they obviously didn't use a huge amount of plastique to "detonate" the package because the wooden body still had a fair few bristles still embedded in it. I remember repeatedly chuckling about it whenever the story was told)

For the record: You just ordered me to cause a very expensive outage

RockBurner

Re: Sometimes, when the stars & planets align just right ...

This (sort of) happened to me, just minus the misfortunate wife and the initial rejection.

Heading for an interview in London, on a somewhat tired commuting hack, the throttle-cable snapped (bit of a brown trouser moment as I was doing (limit + xx) mph in the fast lane at the time), and I had to divert rather hurriedly to the hard-shoulder of the M40.

20 minutes of swearing later and I'd jury rigged the cable well enough to make the bike rideable and hammered on to the interview.

My filthy hands were commented on (no time on arrival to clean up properly), but my explanation was accepted and my ability to successfully troubleshoot went down well. (ironically that same attitude got me thrown out of said job a couple of years later... some people are impossible to please).

Screwdrivers: is there anything they can't do badly? Maybe not

RockBurner

Re: Not screwdrivers but...

I love it when typos actually make sense... :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axion

Not a Genius move: Resurrecting war hero Alan Turing as your 'chief AI officer'

RockBurner

The normalisation continues....

I can't be the only person who sees stuff like this and is utterly and completely un-surprised any more.

Are there any more lows to which people can fail to stoop?

Boffins build world's largest astronomical digital camera to map the heavens

RockBurner

"...every 20 seconds, it can take a photo with a 15 second long exposure time."

I'm guessing around about 5 seconds....

Alibaba signs to explore one-hour rocket deliveries

RockBurner

Re: NORAD is going to love this - not

They're all delivery rockets...

What's brown and sticky and broke this PC?

RockBurner

Re: Ahhh the joys

Whose head?

Firefly software snafu sends Lockheed satellite on short-lived space safari

RockBurner

Re: Obligatory....Browncoat Icon

I was going to comment that the code obviously needed a good "scrub", but wasn't sure if that might have been a somewhat overly oblique cross-reference.

'Crash test dummy' smashed VIP demo by offering a helping hand

RockBurner

Re: Ouch

" It's like they have no clue that the user doesn't already know what they know"

This goes for pretty much every one I have ever encountered in any technological scenario whatsoever.

Having extensive knowledge about a subject seems to confer on any given human the automatic assumption that everyone else has that knowledge, it takes a particular mentality to get over that hurdle and be able to explain things to those without the knowledge.

I'll freely admit that I suffer from it myself, and often find it very difficult to "think down" to the level required to explain complicated things without sounding incredibly patronising.

Curious tale of broken VPNs, the Year 2038, and certs that expired 100 years ago

RockBurner

Re: What' time is it, Eccles?

Ah, great stuff....

For what it's worth, there's a lot of Goon Shows now on Spotify.

BOFH: Hearken! The Shiny Button software speaks of Strategic Realignment

RockBurner

Re: The PFY outshining the master?

"...spinning fan"

I think you meant "rotating localised-atmosphere distribution device".

Microsoft seeks patent for tech to put words into your mouth

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Re: Theoretically speaking?

"it means that entire disciplines could be locked down by opportunists without the need to actually implement any demonstrable invention"

Yup - that's exactly how the US patent system works. Patents are only tested for originality or practicability when they are challenged by either a competitor, ie a holder of a similar patent, or when the holder uses said patent to crush (read: overwhelm and buyout) an "imposter" who actually gets something relatively similar to work.

From a UK perspective it is indeed a very, very odd system: only of any benefit to lawyers (guess who wrote the rules...)

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

RockBurner

Re: I see what you did there!!!

Also - no Blackadder references.

BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off?

RockBurner

Re: "coloured pencil office"

Makes for a good woodsaw too.

OSIRIS-REx's stuck asteroid sample canister finally cracked open by NASA

RockBurner

Re: Just wondering....

You mean duct tape?

Poor communication led to complete lack of communication

RockBurner

If only we had the option....

"Ever found yourself in the middle of a mess that could have been avoided if only someone had said something?"

SOP for any dev working in an agency....

shirley?

Huawei prepares to split from Android on consumer devices with HarmonyOS Next

RockBurner

Re: ''split'

"But the one idea everyone seems to want to steal is the walled garden and its entrance fee"

Welcome to Capitalism.

Boss fight between Donkey Kong champ and leaderboard org ends with settlement

RockBurner

Re: Just read this while

I think that qualifies as a no-score draw.

NASA, Lockheed Martin reveal subtly supersonic X-59 plane

RockBurner

Re: Slow down

"the media still can't get away from Trump. Their constant coverage is surely feeding in to the hype, intentionally or otherwise."

I always find whinging about the behaviour of the media like this to be counter-productive. The media exists to sell media. Be that airtime/printed paper/bandwidth whatever - the "media" will tell any story they can get away with that will increase their sales (and, often, no, not within reason, especially these days).

If a story, or (more accurately), a story told in a certain way, will get people to consume the media, without getting the media source sued, it will be released, no matter the consequences to any person connected to the story or not.

A media source may well have an agenda, but it will always be secondary to the prime motivator.... money.

People power made payroll support in putrid places prodigiously perilous

RockBurner

Re: Explosion proofing

I know the stuff (neoprene based at the time, the modern stuff is even better), and have tested it personally numerous times. I"ve also had accidents where I wasn't wearing armour.... and bear the scars. Now I won't ride a bike without it.

Incidentally - I once did the steel ball trick on some of the standard "foam" type armour and the ball bounced back about half the height it had dropped from. (luckily when it subsequently dropped onto the glass counter top the glass didn't break.... made the entire shop staff jump though. :D)

Boffins demo self-eating rocket engine in Scotland

RockBurner

Re: Pedant? moi?

I'm aware, I do think the concept merits further discussion though.

RockBurner

Pedant? moi?

I'm assuming that this sentence :

"Bzdyk says us the team does intend to scale things up too far"

is supposed to read:

"Bzdyk says us the team does not intend to scale things up too far".

I do find this grammatical error curious: it seems to happen more and more in general life (news reports, social media posts etc etc) and I can't fathom where it comes from. Missing out a negative completely changes the meaning of a sentence. In this case admittedly it simply makes the sentence difficult to parse, but often the omitted negative completely changes the meaning that the writer is attempting to convey.

UK officials caught napping ahead of 2G and 3G doomsday

RockBurner

Re: Going to be awkward

That's only of use if there's any form of signal at all.

The vast majority of the city closest to me (Chichester - ok, it's more of a small town than a city...) has no signal whatsoever (from EE at least), and what there is is very slow.

Zuckerberg hunkers down in Hawaii to wait out apocalypse

RockBurner

Please tell me the locals refer to it as "Koolaid Ranch"......

PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here

RockBurner

My first car was a BMW 316 in that colour....

You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused

RockBurner

Re: On the other hand...

"Never fails to amaze just how insanely mean (cheap) that otherwise extremely profitable enterprises can be when provisioning mission critical services"

How else do you think they become "extremely profitable"?

Boffins find asking ChatGPT to repeat key words can expose its training data

RockBurner

Who was it who first said "With computers you only get out what you've put in" ??

Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

RockBurner

Re: NC range

Not sure who started the "modular" production approach to motorcycles but BMW certainly used it with aplomb since the middle of the last century at least.

You could probably argue that NVT (Norton Villiers Triumph) did it too, but that was more a badge-engineering effort (ie produce one bike and slap different brand/model names on them at random).

Brit borough council apologizes for telling website users to disable HTTPS

RockBurner

Is that website still built with Frontpage? (If so, it'll still contain some of my first forays into web-"dev".... it wouldn't surprise me.... )

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

RockBurner

The Golgafrincham Giant Mutant Star Goat finally arrives and we're (as usual) not ready for it. (Ark production hasn't even reached alpha test stage...)

Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

RockBurner

Re: Another AI image

Cheaper to ask an AI image generator for a jpb than to pull something from Shutterstock?

Vote now on who should take the lead in Musk: The Movie

RockBurner

Re: Joaquin Phoenix

Seconded, first actor I thought of when reading the article.

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him

RockBurner

You're right in one way.... however, the human mind needs to be able to deal with unpleasantness in a way that prevents permanent scarring, otherwise it simply would break down and be unable to function after a while. Humour is the release valve that allows the mind to deal with horror.

NASA eyes 3D-printed rocket nozzles for deep space missions

RockBurner

Re: The Seven Ages of Rocketry, or something

Thanks for the correction. :)

Of course I am aware of laser-sintering and other "3D-printing" methods, do'h.

RockBurner

Re: The Seven Ages of Rocketry, or something

I'm no rocket engineer but....

"It also puzzles me why the stuff needs to be weldable when its whole raison d'etre is to do away with a thousand frikkin' welds."

Because aluminium that is "weldable" is aluminium that can be heated up to a liquid state, allowed to flow together, then, when cooled, retains it's original strength (or thereabouts), and the structure is not weakened by the changes of state during that heating/flowing/cooling (ie welding) processes.

Basically it means you can heat it up, flow it through the print nozzle, and when it engages with the already printed material, it bonds properly at a molecular level (instead of just "resting" on top, or, possibly "keying" at a surface level context).

IE - it's possible to use it for 3d printing stuff like this, where non-weldable aluminium would not be as strong.

NASA taking its time unboxing asteroid sample because it grabbed too much stuff

RockBurner

Flashbacks...

I hope they've all watched "The Andromeda Strain", and none of them have epilepsy...

EFF urges Chrome users to get out of the Privacy Sandbox

RockBurner

Re: WTF?

"What is going in inside that trash can..."

You don't want to know....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpak5lFxvs&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

UK admits 'spy clause' can't be used for scanning encrypted chat – it's not 'feasible'

RockBurner

Re: When it becomes possible

Define "near".

(in the context of FTL drives, London is slap-bang next to Tokyo, or any other residential area on this little blue dot).

Largest local government body in Europe goes under amid Oracle disaster

RockBurner

Ah - the benefits of proofing....

I assume that term is banished from current school curricula.

2023 World Solar Challenge entrant welcomes clouds – not the fluffy white ones

RockBurner

They really should start doing this event in other "less clement" countries....

(yes, yes, I know that the main point is gathering data and analysing it for better charging/usage cycle algorithms etc etc)

Microsoft maybe still dreams of bendy phones, judging from 360° folding screen patent

RockBurner

Re: Why???

2 people watching the same movie/youtube whilst sitting opposite each other?

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