* Posts by basa48

5 posts • joined 10 Aug 2010

US Navy achieves '100 mile' hypersonic railgun test shot

basa48
Joke

Action = reaction

1st law of physics = for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Let's get hundreds of rail guns at some point on the earths equator all firing in an easterly direction all at once and the reaction would reverse the earths rotation and we all get younger each year!!!!

Ball player gets Beaver ban after drunken naked tasering

basa48
FAIL

Ball playing beaver!

There's got to be a pun in there somewhere!!!

UK insurer hit with biggest ever data loss fine

basa48
Stop

Erm - A back-up tape?

It was a back-up tape that was lost.

Malware gang steal over £700K from one British bank

basa48
FAIL

£800 ???

I have £several thousand overdraft. I'm NEVER in the black, so I'm well safe!!!

I wish they'd hack me and SEND some money - please!!!

basa48
FAIL

£800 ??

I have £several thousand overdraft, I'm NEVER in the black. So I'm well safe!!!

I wish they'd hack me and SEND some money!!

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