* Posts by genome

16 posts • joined 4 Aug 2010

Threesome ends in arrest as wife struck by pair of TVs

genome

playmobil reconstruction or it didnt happen!

Blighty's Android fans get British English voice control

genome

chances of it recognising scottish accents probably still null

Kentucky man denies drunk driving, blames blow job

genome
Happy

could be because

could be because they were sitting in the office laughing at it and decided to share

BOFH: This buck's for you

genome
Thumb Up

hes back?

yay!! :D

Sarah Palin calls for US to stand by North Korea

genome

re: Got to remember these things

We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Tory councillor arrested over 'stoning to death' tweet

genome
Megaphone

compare twitter to shouting it in the street

shout in the street that you'll bomb the airport if your flights delayed? would you be arrested?

shout in the street someone should be stoned? would you be arrested?

your doing pretty much the same thing, just a different audience.

Florida cops tase naked jogger

genome

RE: Better safe than sorry

how about... "Holy crap he fire a laser beam out his hole!"

Man enraged by sagging pants pops cap in teen's ass

genome
IT Angle

this is my title. there are many like it but this one is mine!

typical f-ing americans. dont like it? shoot it!

*grumble*

US military builds laser backpack for 3D indoor mapping

genome
Alert

mobile phones

max 2 years and it'll be in the lastest smartphones, with a default on link to google latitude

Paul Allen launches patent broadside on world+dog

genome

the end?

could this finally herald the end of ridiculous(sp?) software patents? oh please oh please oh please

the only people who win anything from this crap is the lawyers!

Drunken employee pops cap in server

genome
Alert

pfftt

screw the nukes, LOW ORBIT ION CANNON!!

http://sinth.info/pix/low%20orbit%20ion%20cannon.jpg

Inmate-frying microwave pain blaster turret installed in US jail

genome

this is a title

dont cook me bro! dont cook me!

Alleged bad Appler stashed $150,000 in shoeboxes

genome
Pint

when was...

when was the last time your shoe box had to be bailed out by the government?

Boffins learn to adjust body clocks

genome

aerosol?

gas the enemy with it so they live in 10-minute long days?

zzzz-COFFEE--zzzzzzz-COFFEE NOW--zzz

Solar plasma aurora storm to hit Earth tomorrow today!

genome
Go

RE: Re: Boffins?

oh sarah...

*shakes head sadly*

i expected so much mo...

bah who am i kidding :p

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