* Posts by Mr Humbug

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Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC

Mr Humbug

> If it wwas right at the end where could quite well have been SMB since the net start command would have already been done.

If my, admittedly hazy, recollection is correct, the net start command woud load the NetBEUI stack and the client software but you didn't get to share stuff (like the root of the C: drive) until Windows for Workgroups had started.

'Help! I'm stuck in this ATM,' writes poor bloke on a scribbled note

Mr Humbug

XKCD

And it's now complusory to refer to:

https://www.xkcd.com/327/ - see the mouseover text

Extreme trainspotting on Britain's highest (and windiest) railway

Mr Humbug

What is the gauge?

"a gauge of more than two metres (6'6")"

6'6" is only 0.2148 of a double decker bus, or just under two metres

Wanna tap 3 million phone calls? All it takes is one measly warrant

Mr Humbug

Re: Wrong numbers

> I still think 39% may be overstatement.

I think I said that, didn't I? 39% is derived from a calculatiaon that doesn't mean anything in the first place

Mr Humbug

Wrong numbers

THey got that figure from the number of convictions divided by the number of warrants: 1,240 / (1,551 + 1,617) = 39%

Of course there's no evidence that 39% of warrants resulted in a conviction, only that the number of convictions is 39% of the number of warrants, which doesn't mean much.

Capita call centre chap wins landmark sex discrimination lawsuit

Mr Humbug

Not unaware of the law

If you read the judgement you'll see that Capita was not unaware of the law and in fact offered him Shared Parental Leave. But on statutory shared parental pay.

The problem was that female employees who came over from Telefonica (under TUPE) could take 14 weeks' maternity leave on full pay. Male employees from Telefonica could take two weeks' paternity leave on full pay. In this case the medical advice given to the employee and his wife was that the wife should return to work (after the two weeks' compulsory maternity leave). The employee asked to take the 12 weeks' leave on full pay to care for the baby, which would have been no problem if he were female.

Capita argued that the entire 14 weeks' paid leave was to do with recovering from childbirth and so, as he had not given birth, the employee was not entitled to it. The tribunal found Capita's refusal to be direct discrimination because only the first two weeks (compulsory maternity leave) is directly to do with the birth. The remaining 12 weeks' leave was to care for the new baby, which could equally be done by either parent.

Capita then appears to have very poorly handled his grievance, caused him a lot of stress for which the doctor signed him off sick, and then tried to manage him out of the business when he returned to work.

Banking association calls for end of 'screen-scraping'

Mr Humbug

I am confused

Why is there a suggestion that banks should be forced to _support_ screen scraping. Isn't screen scraping what we do if there is no API to get the data? And surely nobody actually supports screen scraping - would you even know that the https request that purports to come from Chrome running on Android is actually from Chrome or is from another app?

Ofcom pressuring BT to slash wholesale prices for superfast broadband

Mr Humbug

Re: "Our plans are designed to...

On the other hand, if OpenReach can't make any profit from 40/10 Mbps connections then it has an incentive to make sure all those that want a faster connection can get it. That may be Ofcom's logic.

Murder in space: NASA orders astronauts to KILL cripples – then fire bodies back to Earth

Mr Humbug

Re: WHy????!!!!!!

NIMH mostly worked on rats, IIRC. The only mouse mentioned was Jonathan Frisby but he was killed by the cat, called Dragon.

Hmmm ... You may be onto something

Brexploitation? Adobe gets creative with price hikes

Mr Humbug

I seem to recall ...

that when Adobe was taken to task a few years ago for selling it's software in the UK using an exchange rate of close to $1=£1 it said that this would "protect us from constantly changing prices owing to currency fluctuations" or something like that

Windows 10 networking bug derails Microsoft's own IPv6 rollout

Mr Humbug

IPv6 on Windows 10 has been broken since the anniversary update

https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/windows/en-US/b16e7d78-e390-4ada-a24b-3ccba60fa571/no-ipv6-dns-statelessdhcp-since-windows-10-anniversary-update?forum=win10itpronetworking&prof=required

Embrace the world of pr0nified IT with wide open, er, arms

Mr Humbug

Re: The pontification of Lara Croft with swishy hair and swaying breasts...

Well it's possible he was using 'pontificate' as in 'speak at length dogmatically'.

I've not played the games so I wouldn't know.

Sendspace shrugs at phishers exploiting free service

Mr Humbug

Re: SPF

The number of large organisations that mess up their SPF configuration in some way means that even when the record ends in '-all' you can't block all SPF failures (well, you can but you get unhappy users complaining about undelivered e-mail. Apparently it's my fault that our server rejected messages because it followed the instruction in the sending domain's SPF record).

Case yesterday: I tried to register on the Local Authority's epayment service so I could pay for school dinners without sending a cheque into school. When you register, the thrid-party service provider sends an e-mail containing a confirmation link (fair enough). You can go no further until you have confirmed your e-mail address (again,, I don't have a problem with this). But the e-mail is sent from the third-party provider's server and the Local Authority's SPF record says reject anything that doesn't come from the three e-mail servers the council operates. And there is no option to get the confirmation re-sent, so by the time you work out where the cock-up is you can't complete the process.

I have experienced the same problem with a utility supply company.

Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

Mr Humbug

Mark Sheppard

If he's not too busy trying to control Hell

If this headline was a security warning, 90% of you would ignore it

Mr Humbug

Re: "One weird update is available, you wouldn't believe what it does! Click 'yes' to learn more."

"The ten updates that the best people are installing today"

Admins in outcry as Microsoft fix borks Group Policy

Mr Humbug

>El Reg has asked Microsoft for comment on the matter

>but has yet to hear back from Redmond at the time of publication.

Erm... isn't the whole thing explained under the 'Known Issues' section in the KB article about the patch?

https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/kb/3163622

Just maker sure that Authenticated Users has Read permission on the GPO (which it does by default)

Learn a scripting language and play nicely: How to get a DevOps job

Mr Humbug

Now I understand ...

DevOps just means the IT general practitioner. The jack of all trades who gets the whole thing working and finds where it's broken. I think I've been doing DevOps for 25 years.

PS. I think the article missed out the word 'holistic'. I'm sure holistic should be very important for DevOps

BBC telly tax drops onto telly-free households. Cough up, iPlayer fans

Mr Humbug

> This also highlights an interesting question, previously it was the ability to

> receive TV that meant you had to have a license (TV and aerial) so does this

> mean if you have a computer and the internet you may have to pay it?

I'm pretty sure you only need a licence to operate the TV receiver, not to own one. Of course the TV Licensing people's presumption is that if you own a TV then you will use it, but in court it is up to them to prove that you did and that your assertion that it's only connected to the DVD player is false.

Perhaps this is the real reason for collecting all those 'connection records' that the IP Bill will require. It's to enforce the iPlayer TV licence.

Mathletics promises security upgrades after parents' security gripes

Mr Humbug

Re: Obligatory?

The issue with Flash on sites for homework was raised at a meeting for parents of my daughter's Year 6 class last November when one parent pointed out that they "only had an iPad". The teacher's response was that on Monday lunch times the school computer room was made available for the exclusive use of Year 6 children who couldn't do their homework at home. That seemed to satisfy the parent who asked.

Big data lakes? Too many ponds, that’s the problem

Mr Humbug

Bodiam Castle

How many pictures of it do you have?

LogMeIn adds emergency break-in feature to LastPass

Mr Humbug

Available for all browsers ...

But the download page only has versions for Chrome and Safari. Whose definition of 'all' is that?

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Mr Humbug

I can remember when it was all trees round here ... oh!

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

Mr Humbug

So this is what successful gorilla marketing looks like

Ditch crappy landlines and start reading Twitter, 999 call centres told

Mr Humbug

SMS QoS and delivery

I'm sure they will also consider, when deciding what to do with SMS, that the protocol doesn't have a way to ensure timely delivery of a message. Nor does it ensure the message is actually delivered. And text messages are more likely to be delayed or dropped when the mobile network is busy (perhaps because lots of people are using it during an emergency).

SQL Server 2005 end of life is coming, run to the hills...

Mr Humbug

But how many SQL Server 2005 boxes are not running on Windows 2003 anyway? Ours was and I've just migrated the databases to SQL 2014 Express Edition (refer also to your comment about overkill) as part of our Server 2003 upgrade programme.

TalkTalk 'fesses up to MEGA data breach

Mr Humbug

Re: How did that actually work then?

The security around direct debits is not to do with the information you need to supply but to do with t the organisations that are allowed to set them up.

Yes, I can use your bank number and sort code to set up a direct debit but I can't make myself the beneficiary of that transaction so I would have to use it to get something from another organisation that I either needed (electricity or broadband service for example) or that I could sell on.

In the former case when you dispute the DD transaction your bank will (according to the DD guarantee - I've never tested it) give you the money back then tell the supplier that the DD was fraudulent and the supplier will go after you for the money it loses - it will have a supply address for the service.

I can't think of any examples of something you could buy using a DD that would have a re-sale value and wouldn't have a known supply address.

UK.gov can't get farmers onto its Verify service – even to claim subsidies

Mr Humbug

Re: From the Whitehall Home for the Hard of Thinking

The article says that "70,000 farmers registered online last year" but "just 1,300 farmers have so far registered" this year.

From those statements I would expect that neither a lack of rural broadband nor a lack of technology skills is the problem in this case. Perhaps the new system is just not trusted and not easy to use?

That's not to try and belittle the problems with rural broadband - it's just that I don't think it's likely to be the main cause of failure here.

Smart meters pose hacker kill-switch risk, warn boffins

Mr Humbug

Secured sub stations

I suspect the security of sub stations has more to do with the increase in the price of copper than with any terrorism threats

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