Having an Affair? Me?
Interesting how just one spouse member got involved... with the suggestion of an affair to boot. Methinks that was more perfect timing than anything else!
Wife: I had an email from some girl saying you're having an affair!!
Husband: Dont be silly dear, its, uuh, oh, its those pesky 4chan kids, they're hassling work at the moment.
Wife: Oh... oh ok then.