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Is UK web speech regulated? No.10: Er. We’ll get back to you

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Re: Oh dear. Here we go again.

Whilst I broadly agree with your concerns, I am pretty damn sure that my local council hasn't been using anti-terror laws to check if I have been putting my bins out on time.

Yes, these laws may be poorly worded, vague, unnecessary, and may have been abused in specific circumstances, but such hyperbolic rhetoric does nothing to aid the case against them. If anything, it undermines the argument, when it gets called out as bullshit.

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Re: RIPA abuse all over again....

All so the "great and the good" can carry on troughing/stealing/getting dildos shoved up their arse at Nazi-themed parties/getting sucked off by whores in alleys knowing full well nobody will dare publish.

I'd argue that yout first two examples are things that should be revealed as being in the public interest, and the remainder are personal matters, and therefore none of your business. It is quite right that such things should not be published by the gutter press. What has anyone's private life got to do with anything in their public life, whoever they are?

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Re: What does "news-related" mean?

If you take as an example the sort of tripe that the likes of Channel 5 broadcast as 'news' in order to cover their obligations; pretty much anything as long as it involves a z-list sleb.

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Re: Remind me again...

No.

It's to stop the gutter press sticking their noses into the private lives of people who happen to be famous, often at the expense of those people's professional careers, purely for the short-term titillation of morons, and lots of profit for the owners of those non-so-august periodicals.

It's to limit the scope that the press currently has to influence, rather than inform, the people by telling lies and half-truths in order to manipulate political policies in their favour.

It's to remind people like Piers Morgan what a slimy little turd he is.

Whether the laws will be effective, balanced, fair and well enforced remains to be seen.

Bottomless, unsatisfied Xbox widow cuffed after boyf flees nookie

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Re: Hint, kids (of any gender) ...

If you expect your partner to be more interested in you than anything else, at all times, then you are an egomaniac, and they are better off without you.

Whilst a relationship where one partner ignores the other all the time is doomed, a relationship where one partner expects constant attention from the other, over all else, is equally doomed. The trick lies in finding the right balance in the middle.

in this case, it sounds like the guy wasn't paying his girlfriend enough attention, but it also sounds like she is not entirely sane and reasonable herself, given that she was running around naked from the waist down.

National Security Letters ruled unconstitutional

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Re: NSL's Hells's Bells?

"Now, I would dare say, again, it is time to biometricallly identify every last man, woman, and child in the USA (South Korea is a "democratic nation", and it does so) to verify nationality, to verify work eligibility, and to verify tax-payment or compliance."

I'm going to run the risk of being called out on Godwin's Law here, and state that this sort of thing has been tried before, and it didn't end well for the perpetrators.

As for South Korea, I'm going to call you out on this one, and ask for the evidence that this is happening, because I strongly suspect you are talking out of your anus. Maybe you are confusing The People's Republic of Korea (South Korea) with the wonderfully ironically named Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea).

I'm also going to take the opportunity to remind you that your country is populated almost entirely with immigrants, so your xenophobic stance is invalid on those grounds also.

New nuke could POWER WORLD UNTIL 2083

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Re: no nukes is good nukes?

OR; fast breeder reactors will continue to be used for plutonium production for the bombs that the Us aren;t still building, honest (because after all, that's what they're designed for), and the wastes from those could go into feeding these things, rather than having scores of massive radioactive ponds lying around the place holding all the high-level waste?

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Worded correctly,

Rather than 'fukushimachernobylmushroomcloudwasteexplodeohmygodcancer', it should be rpesented to the public as 'disposalofhighlyradioactivewastethatnobodywantsanywherenearhtembecuaseoffukushimachernobylmushroomcloudwasteexplodeohmygodcancer'

More of a mouthful, admittedly...

AdBlock Plus BLOCKED from Google Play

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FAIL

If you want your computer to be part of a botnet by the following morning, go for it. After all, security updates are for pussies, right?

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Re: Terms and conditions are for the Sheeple.

Yeah, I suppose if you buy something and it breaks a week later you just suck it up and bin it, all that terms and conditions bs is just for the sheeple who believe in crap like "law" and "society". Bunch of Corporate Pricks.

*Shakes head*

In the UK at least, you are protected by law, in the form of consumer rights, whether or not there are appropriate 'terms and conditions'. If electronic goods fail within a certain time (IIRC 12 months) due to a mnanufacturing defect, the manufacturer has to, by law, replace the faulty goods. No T&Cs required. What the T&Cs are actually for is to limit the responsibility of the company in question, not to strengthen the rights of the consumer. In fact, it is precisely because of things like T&Cs that we have legal concepts like 'unfair contract terms', and legally enshrined rights such as the one I describe above.

Because, at the end of the day, 'law' and 'society' are social constructs that are in place to, on the whole, protect the people. Without them, we'd have much worse corporate feudalism than even the most fevered fanboy's imagination could come up with, and we'd all be indentured to the likes of Google and Apple.

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Re: More adverts, everywhere.

Am I a whiney bitch, or is it a cse of...

Adverts:

I don't want to see them.

I don't want to click on them.

I don't want them to pop up so I might accidentally click on them which might send me god-knows-where, potentially to a malicious site.

I'm not going to buy whatever they're touting, so why force them on me if I make the choice that I don't want them?

I understand that it is Google's business model to sell advertising space to third parties. Good on them, they've done well out of it, but I still think I should have the choice to not have information about me sold to others without my explicit consent.

And by the way, many people consider most forms of advertising to be 'evil' due to the fact that they are designed to be deliverately manipulative (the whole point is to influence you to buy something you otherwise wouldn't). They use psychologically tricks to influence you against your will. The same tricks that if someone used them on people to influence them into, for instance, having sex with them, would be considered evil by a lot more people. The fact that advertising may be a necessary evil in order to fund the internet doesn;t subtract from its evilness, but merely highlights how we don't live in a black-and-white world, and such terms are relative.

So, don't patronise us and tell us to grow up for lamenting the removal of the option to exercise choice.

How UK gov's 'growth' measures are ALREADY killing the web

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Re: Bloody tired of freetards

If you paid £2000 for a camera, there's nothing written anywhere that says you deserve to earn that money back. To mkae money, you need to be able to produce something that people want to buy, will pay your asking price for, and can't find elsewhere. Simply owning the tools of the trade doesn't automatically mean that you will be able to make a living from that trade. This is why most people do a job to get paid money to live, not as a vocation.

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Re: People will not move abroad in any great numbers

"Its not about the raw numbers that leave, so much as the creative talent of the people who leave."

s/creative talent/self absorbed wankers/

The whole 'people will leave' argument is, always was, and always has been, based on the flawed concept that people already resident in the UK are somehow superior to those that will replace them if they leave. There is a word to describe this misapprehension, it rhymes with 'basism'.

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So,

Thes proposed laws would stop it being profitable for someone to hire a helicopter, take yet more aerial photos of the Clifton Suspension Bridge and Cabot Tower, and charge £150 a pop for them.

My heart bleeds. If it's not a viable buisness then it's not a viable business - if someone really needs those photos, the odds are that they'll commission them, or buy existing ones from a photographic library which remembers to properly watermark their sample images.

Whilst I do get the point that some people might google a random image, crop it, and use it on their web-site, are these people who would have paid £150 for the photo in the first place? Are they then charging others for it's use? If that image wasn't available to them for 'free', would they then pay for it, or would they use the second reuslt that google has returned? The point here is that the internet itself has devalued the images, by making them more accessible. Pandora's box has been opened, and you can't go back to the old days of paid acces to information.

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Re: Indeed

Whilst that used to be the case ten or fifteen years ago, there are sadly now plenty of parts of Bristol that have been ruined by the liberal application of douchebag hipsters; Bedminster, Hotwells, Bishopston, Stokes Croft, Montpelier, the list goes on...

Starlight-sifting boffins can now spot ALIEN LIFE LIGHT YEARS AWAY

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Re: Wrong focus?

Oh, and we won't get FTL, unless Einstein was very wrong with general relativity, because it violates causality.

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Re: Wrong focus?

As your mother used to say, "Look, don't touch."

Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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Totally agree with those, and add Phase IV too.

Microsoft preps UPDATE EVERYTHING patch batch

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Re: Silverlight is widely used as an alternative to Flash @Irongut

I'm going to go for arginine and proline. Or possibly gamma-amino-butyrate, but you probably meant alpha-amino acids, didn't you?

'Quantum fridge' gets close to absolute zero

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Re: Why would you want to chill beer?

Because your beer should be at cellar temperature (12 - 14 centigrade), not room temperature. If you doubt this, I challenge you to drink a pint of cask ale that has been kept at an ambient (summer) temperature for a week or so and tell me how it tastes.

BRITAIN MUST DECLARE WAR on Cervinaean menace

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Muntjac and roe need thier populations controlling

But nobody seems to be asking the most important question - which is tastier?

LHC spots mesons flipping between matter and antimatter

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I'm confused

If a meson is composed of both a quark and an anti-quark, how can it have an anti-partner? Surely that, too would be composed of an anti-quark and quark; what then distinguishes this from it's normal matter counterpart?

Is it just by convention that we call a meson composed of a anti-charmed quark and a down quark as matter, but one composed of an anti-down quark and charmed quark as antimatter? How does flipping between the two cause CP violation, or is it to do with the quarks having different charge/spin/colour values?

I'm sure the answers are out there for me to google if I so wish, but I feel the article should at least explain what the actual transition that has been observed is, and why it demonstrates charge/parity violation. After all, if this does go towards explaining why the universe contains matter at all, it is an important result.

Keyboard, you're not my type

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Re: "The keyboard will be obsolete in 10 years"

"I don't get why more phones don't have a serious go at voice recognition, given that speech input/output is supposed to be a core capability."

For that suggestion, you will be consigned to a special hell where you are eternally stuck on a bus with a load of teenagers speaking text messages into their phones.

The reason that voice-input isn't in common usage isn't necessarily technical, it's because people don't want it, principally because sitting in front of your computer talking to it makes you look like a massive arse.

Enterprising 'early adapter' tries to hawk Google Glass on eBay

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Super-fast super-massive black hole spins at nearly light-speed

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Re: Speed of light

@Sir Runcible Spoon

You may be joking, but there is tentative evidence to suggest that longer wavelength EM radiation (e.g. radio waves) may interact less with spacetime than shorter-wavelength EM radiation (e.g. light) leading to minute differences in the arrrival time of photons of different energies that have travelled billions of light-years. Such a thing has been measured...

This, of course has nothing to do with c not being constant, but instead to do with the structure of spacetime at very small scales (e.g. the Planck length) as predicted by certain unifying theories such as string theory.

The OP, of course, was talking bollocks.

German boffins turn ALCOHOL into hydrogen at low temp

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Re: produces co2

I would imagine it is a case of the caalyst being 'poisoned' by impurities in the hydrogen, and its no-doubt high-surface area structure needed to be an efficient catalyst breaking down / getting clogged up.

It is also worth noting that 'reserves' of an element generally refer to the mineral deposits that are surveyed and known about, so there could be a lot more than the 'known reserves', and that ruthenium is one of the fission products in uranium burning nuclear reactors, so conceivably could be extracted during fuel reprocessing.

This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace

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Re: "if the pic was printed out"

300dpi? Is that with your 'letter quality' 24-pin dot-matrix printer?

BBC World Service in a jam as China blocks broadcasts

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Re: Some invention needed

Just one question - how big is your pocker?

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"Impartial and Accurate"

The BBC used to have a reputation for being independent of the UK government in their broadcasts, but in the last couple of decades have sadly had themselves dragged down to the politicians' level. These days, their 'independence' is largely a myth and UK news reporting has a definite pro-government bias to it (whoever the current lot happen to be on a given day).

Apple to cough up $100m after kids rinse parents' credit cards on apps

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On the flip-flip side:

It's because of whingers like you being too lazy to enter their passwords when they make a purchase that the security model was broken for everyone, allowing this to happen.

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Re: Not one to defend Apple but....

To me this is quite clear; the parent makes a purchase for their child, the card is authorised. There is no good reason I can think of to then not require authentication for subsequent purchases.

There is also an element of bad parenting to this of course - the children should not have considered stealing from their parents and the blame for that lies with the parents - if their kids aren't old enough to understand that this is theft, then why the hell have they got iPads to play with?

The fault lies with Apple, however, for bypassing the credit card authentication mechanism in favour of some 'ooh-shiny-shiny-it-just-works' bullshit.

Quantum computer one step closer after ‘true’ quantum calculation

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Re: Black Helicopters Herald in Programs and Pogroms, an Intelligence Coup?

So, you turn up, take the piss out of the headline writers, and also the resident nutter? Maybe you should dial it back a little?

John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

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Re: Sweeney @Craig Chambers

Interestingly, in this country at least, the majority of people actually don't believe in a god. They may list themselves as CofE on the census out of habit because that is how they were raised, but a straw poll of the people around you (unless you happen to be sat in a church/mosque/synagogue/Jeremy Kyle studio audience) will show you that genuine religious believers are in the minority in the UK.

By this logic, you actually believe in a negative god. I call satanist!

Apple files 'iWatch' patent application

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Re: Didn't Nokia have a video of something like this

I beleive the system in the US grants patents without considering prior art, but they can later be invalidated if prior art is shown. IMHO, this is the wrong way round, the thinking behind it is that it reduces the cost for the patent office, whose job it would be to check for prior art, thus allowing patents to be applied for and granted more cheaply and theoretically give the US a competitive edge.

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@AC number two

There is an old adage that says, "many a true word has been spoken in jest."*

I'm sure that if Apple didn't have a history of trying to patent the obvious, or indeed things which are prior art, then they wouldn't come in for so much flak.

*Very old; for example in the 14th century, Chaucer wrote: "But yet I pray thee be not wroth for game; A man may say full sooth in game and play."

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Re: This is worth a patent?

"My thoughts too - don't you have to make something to patent it?"

If I understand it correcty, this is a US 'design patent', what the rest of the world would call a copyright. Our transatlantic cousins just like to use grandiose* words for things. And use the letter 'z' too much.

*or as they might spell it, grandioze?

US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

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Re: never mind all that....

I see no Koreans.

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If you endanger someone's physical or mental wellbeing, okay, it is reasonable for measures to be taken. 'Moral' wellbeing, however, is a subjective term, and is bound to be tainted by the preconceptions of the beholder. Such fuzzy terms do not belong in law books, at least not before thought crime appears on the statutes.

BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield

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Or a chemical engineer in charge of superheated solvent management and liquid extraction processes.

Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

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Re: Simple question:

Exactly. For example:

End Wearer License Agreement for MS Coat 2013

The licensee is granted permission to wear MS Coat (henceforth known as 'coat' or 'the coat') for one season only. The coat is not transferable to another user or other season except where the licensee dies within the original season in which case the coat may be transferred to the licensee's next of kin on presentation of a death certificate, for the remainder of the season only.

Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

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Re: Some people think it has happened already...

Other explanations being that you missed the references on page 1?

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Re: yawn

How can you have a maths free overview of cosmology? Other than the one that starts "it's big, it's very big..." and that has been done already.

You have obviously not read Stephen Hawkins' "A Brief History of Time". Go and pick yourself up a copy from your nearest charity / second-hand book shop. IIRC, the book has one equation in it, which just goes to show you can give quite a comprehensive overview of cosmology entirely empirically, and make quite a lot of money from selling it in book form.

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Re: The laws of physics will be different in the encroaching bubble.

"You could always try working on a different number base that would make pi expressible in just a few digits."

Pi is an irrational number (i.e. a real number that cannot be expressed as a fraction), so the only way to do that would be a base-pi number system, which would make every single other number irrational instead. Not an improvement...

Soak up CO2 with sponges, says CSIRO

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Yeah, what have those dirty lanthanides ever done for us!

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Re: Where are we going to store it?

proto-robbie; you don't got your sums right.

However, CO2 frozen gas hydrate might be stable under those conditions; this is a physical, rather than chemical reaction, and requires only water and cold to form a solid that is stable under pressure at low temperatures. The problem comes if the rpessure is reduced, or the temperature rises to the point where the hydrate breaks down.

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Re: Oh goody

If you can guarantee to capture and sensibly handle all of the products from burning coal, then what's the problem?

Of course, this is only a solution for the carbon dioxide produced. Some other issues are:

micro-particulates (i.e. soot)

sulphur oxides (which cause acid rain and respiratory problems)

nitrogen oxides and ozone (which cause photochemical smog)

mercury vapour (which is toxic)

fly ash (which is caustic and produced in large quantities)

radioactive emissions (large coal-fired power stations release more radioactivity in their flue gases, from trace elements in the coal than nuclear power stations do in their cooling water)

Kiwi Coroner says Coca-Cola helped kill woman

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Re: @Psyx

Actually, the generic term for molecules with the amphetamine backbone is 'amphetamines', which is the only case I can think of where you would pluralise it anyway.

For example, free base amphetamine, amphetamine sulphate (speed), methamphetamine (crystal meth) and methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, or ecstasy), along with others are collectively known as amphetamines.

My original pluralisation of the word was a typo. I am prone to them.

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@Psyx

It would probably be the sleep deprivation that killed you rather than the amphetamines, as long as you didn't acutely overdose. This would happen in less time than you would think. Google experiments on sleep deprivation for some interesting reading on the subject...

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Re: Diabetes

Kind of correct. It's more to do with how much insulin your pancreas can be forced to churn out before it gives up the ghost, there is a genetic component to the amount of abuse it can take, the amount of abuse itself is obviously important. Plenty of people can have a predisposition to developing type II diabetes without actually succumbing to it by not forcing refined sugars down their throat, and conversely, those without such a predisposition can damage their pancreas through prolonged excessive blood glucose levels. The western diet generally has too much refined sugar in it, hence the current 'epidemic' of diabetes, where a significant proportion of people are stressing their pancreases beyond the point where they can cope. This is hardly surprising given the fact that we didn't evolve on a diet of refined sugar.

Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward

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Re: Breaking News!

Spatulifier!

What do I win?