* Posts by Tigra 07

2373 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jul 2010

New iPod crew: 'Phoney, futuristic, retro, doomed'

Tigra 07
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So much for setting an example

"Apple are absolutely no worse than any other manufacturer of tech products anywhere."

So rather than set a fair example and charge the right price, the same price as in America they charge more for sending their crap to the UK

Just as they tried charging $1000 dollars for an iphone in Pakistan and ended up with hardly anyone buying one

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You should be boycotting Sony

And you get free DRM with security holes, rootkits and spyware =]

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UK prices

"The new iPod touch will be available next week at $229 for 8GB, $299 for 32GB, and $399 for 64GB."

If anyone wants the UK prices, just swap the dollar sign for a pound sign.

No need for the exchange rate to be mentioned as always with apple

Microsoft releases FixIt for critical flaw in 100 apps

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Coat

Penguins need the snow

"Penguins have an interesting life cycle; the ones who tough out the antarctic winters could probably do with a little warming, so it will take a while to kill them off."

Penguins will be gone when all the ice is melted and will have no food as the fish move to find the same temperatures.

And Windows 7 sets itself up, you only have to put your name in when it asks and choose which modem is yours for it to connect.

If your customers weren't smart enough to do that then no way could they use linux without help

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Penguins will die from the global warming

When the world wants a system that will take a long time to learn how to use and set up and is evil.

Then the take up of apple will really take off.

Microsoft get a lot of stick for problems that aren't always their fault.

Whether they had thousands of unpatched flaws or not, i'd stick with them because of how much they donate to charity (especially when Bill was in charge) and how simple to use they are.

Let's face it, with more old people using the net, it's easier to set up a windows computer and let them use it than sit there explaining how to set up apple drivers and partitions

Open source PS3 hack code posted

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Bravo hackers!

Exactly what Sony deserve.

Try to stop them selling legitimate hardware and end up facing an even bigger problem

It's time Sony stopped treating their customers like criminals

Apple Magic Trackpad

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RE: Lord Elpuss

Not all Macs have had bluetooth for the last 5 years, even the guy posting before me points that out

So by trying to point out criticism in my original statement about losing a usb port you have only shown yourself to be a fanboi incapable of reading or indeed telling the truth.

Do your research next time fanboi

Tigra 07
Jobs Horns

icrap

"The only flaw here is Apple's use of Bluetooth technology. Yes, it saves having to lose a USB port to a dongle"

Not if you installed have a bluetooth dongle in the first place to use the pad on an old computer.

What happens when you get caught watching porn because the battery on the pad has gone?

Sony Oz mod chip dongle ban hearing delayed

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FAIL

Banning hardware mods in Australias near future?

Once again Sony try to play the good guy, while common sense is absent.

They claimed to be the good guys with the DRM debaccle aswell, now they want to ban hardware mods

Nandos 'village bike' ad not sexist, rules ASA

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Some people have nothing better to do...

Than sit by the TV, waiting to complain about something.

Had it been about swapping boyfriends rather than girlfriends, there would be no complaints.

Scottish iSchool goes 100% iPad

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Not far off

"Last time I checked, the three Rs were still iMportant."

They still are, they've just changed to: Rooting, Recharging and finally Regret for buying the things and expecting kids to actually do their work

Little black dress with SIM card slot offered for 2011

Tigra 07
Coat

Kinda cool, kinda stupid

This will be fun when you have to sit by the plug socket for 3 or 4 hours to charge your shirt.

Coming next week: Bluetooth underpants, Wifi enabled socks + GPS shoes

Mines the one with a built in Radio and PSP

Apple QuickTime backdoor creates code-execution peril

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RE: ThomH

"I'm not aware of any other mainstream product shipping with a security hole engineered into it deliberately but left in only accidentally."

The Sony BMG bebacle with the unremovable rootkit DRM?

That can't have been tested at all or they'd have noticed at least some of the trouble it caused.

I assumed you were talking to the other guy about the security issue, so haven't replied to that

Tigra 07
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Quicktime is crap

When did i say that AC?

I'm talking about the better functionality, simplicity and design, which quicktime doesn't have.

Quicktime is crap bloatware

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Pint

Good job!

Quicktime is junk, rightly so you banned it.

There's so many other programs like it, most better aswell

And what's wrong with the good old Windows Media Player people?

MS hits refresh on Windows 7 SP1 for select few

Tigra 07
Happy

No chance cornz...

I'm leaving the firewalls alone after that.

Never had trouble with windows firewall, so why replace it?

Tigra 07
IT Angle

Not really a security issue, but...

I installed ZoneAlarm Firewall on my Windows 7 laptop friday because so many people rave about it.

Not only did the install not work, but it KOd my laptop and i had to do a system restore.

Apparently it's a common problem involving a driver ZA adds.

Do i blame ZA (who i've never used) or Microsoft (who i've never had trouble with)?

Crooks said swiped church funds were for sex crime victims

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Not a chance

That money should be given to the victims, although it seems very very unlikely these people who stole it will actually give it to them.

Their excuse is crap, why would you risk bankruptcy and prison for people you don't know?

Underweight passport pic left traveller stuck in Amsterdam

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Black Helicopters

He works in my local...

Maybe those people saying Bin Laden has actually been in the UK for years have been right?

Maybe he just ate a load of kebabs and crossed the border

Black helicopters, because Bin Laden doesn't travel with screamin kids

Sony granted PS3 modchip dongle ban Down Under

Tigra 07
FAIL

Can you imagine...

What if they did this with CDs and stopped you being able to rip them to computers?

Porn and pirates hide Android's money maker

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Obvious solution?

That's what i was thinking.

If no-one wants to buy your app, isn't the obvious solution to make it better?

Microsoft ID guru slams 'duplicitous' Apple

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And the winner is

As long as i can remember, a war between Windows users and apple users has raged.

Now it's a war between apple and everything competing with them.

The common denominator is apple

They cost more than the competition for less features, not really superior at all in that respect

Tigra 07
Happy

HA! Only Apple!

These Android phones are looking better and better.

At least i have the option of sharing my location with Google and im not forced to by default

Dixons done for dumping customer info in skip

Tigra 07
Grenade

Fine the person responsible

How about finding th eguy responsible and fining him/her or sending them to prison.

It's a better deterrent than fining the company how many times a year

BBC adopts El Reg units

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What about this?

What's that volume in baked beans?

Heinz ones preferrably

BT ad banned for 'misleading' customers over broadband speeds

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Kill em off - it's a decent punishment

Just kill Adam and Jane off already!

That way Adam return to "my family" and it magically becomes funny and watchable again.

Apple demonstrates how to do touchscreen desktops

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RE: AC

Possibly, although you may just need to get the dust off yours AC

Tigra 07

Lawsuits ahead...

It will never work, for starters computer screens are bad for the skin in a real obvious way.

Aswell as causing migranes, headaches and other skin and eye illnesses, they also make psoriasis and exema unbearable

Getting closer to them for longer will just lead to a a lot more headaches and lawsuits against apple by lots of people.

Skeletal scanner would ID terrorists from 50 meters

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Retina replacements

Have they not tried retina scanners yet?

Scareware solicitors sent to regulator

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Apalling...

Euro Domination 5 isn't as good as number 2

UK insurer hit with biggest ever data loss fine

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Fire

THis will keep happening until the actual people losing the data get the fines or prison sentences.

Fining the company hardly affects the idiot losing the laptops and tapes

Inmate-frying microwave pain blaster turret installed in US jail

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Should make Cops more fun to watch

How long before the American cops get them in the form of taser-like weapons they can fire at pensioners and kids?

Assange denies 'sexual assault' allegations

Tigra 07
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Failure for the false correction

He's most wanted by the FBI, not by the CIA

So my original assertion that the FBI is involved was correct.

Whether, they went on to involve the CIA is another matter and still doesn't change the fact that the FBI were involved in the first place like i stated

Tigra 07
Jobs Horns

FBI - Foreign Bullsh*t Instigator

This stinks of American involvement

Tools and rules buffed for Microsoft's iPhone challenger

Tigra 07
Welcome

Maximum revenue for work

"Have you not noticed how successful the Apple AppStore is?"

Compared to what exactly?

The android store will catch up and overtake at the speed the phones are selling.

And as a developer, surely you would want your app on as many stores as possible to maximise your revenue?

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Stupid idea, poor design

That's a real shame they've decided to follow the closed apple marketplace design.

They will go the way of the kin again

Japanese press step into execution chamber

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Common Sense

Dave if someone punches you would you punch them back or run off?

Same thing

If someone attacked your wife, wouldn't you want them to have the same done to them for such an unprovoked attack?

So to me, it's still a brilliant deterrent to rapists and murderers.

And it's proven to work better than locking prisoners up as reoffending rates in Saudi Arabia are testament to

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Justice is an eye for an eye

You're just being stupid David, as i can prove:

"Say someone has a coughing fit and runs someone over, or knocks a plant-pot off a windowsill and it hits someone in the street below."

They can get sued now and lose their house and job for those circumstances, accident or not.

Doesn't require an eye for an eye unless the person did those things on purpose.

"What if two people have a minor argument which ends up with them each poking fingers in each other's chests, and one drops dead - does everything depend on making a decision about who started the argument?"

Wouldn't break any laws so how could they sue or go to court?

Assault only works if there's evidence so a poke would have to bruise or cut someone, in which case it's obvious who came off worse.

Killing someone by poking would not equate to murder in any circumstance

"Do you think you could get even half a dozen people to agree what a fair blame threshold is?"

It's called law and more than a dozen people have agreed on that for thousands of years

"What if the guy who then falls into the machine was doing something the manager had told him not to do?"

Then justice was served and that's also a deterrent for other workers not to do it

Use your brain David

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An eye for an eye...

A tooth for a tooth, and a life for a life.

Some of you may not consider it a deterrent, but it is the best justice and 100% fair in that respect.

Take-Two Interactive loses fight for Bioshock.com

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Pint

Not related

After winning that case he must feel very big, like hes the daddy or something ;-]

Microsoft Windows glider crashes

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Had it been apple...

We could assume they were flying it wrong.

Since it was windows, it must have been the BSOD (Bull Sh+t Obsolete Design)

Data protection and surveillance: Swapping the speed camera for ANPR?

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Love it!

Let's just have every square inch of road covered in cameras.

You want to speed and be a jerk on the road to other motorists, pedestrians and cyclists, then have a fine

Cleveland residents get RFID-equipped recycling

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The point IS that it isn't secret Graham

Let's suppose they tell you every week how much your rubbish weighed, then all of a sudden it increases and your neighbour's rubbish gets lighter.

You could complain, they can check your rubbish bags for evidence (they already do this and use it to catch flytippers aswell)

And then your neighbour gets a big fine or goes to prison for fraud.

Justice right?

Hopefully bin taxes will get abolished anyway because they're stupid

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Loved that!

"still faces privacy concerns from people who consider the weight of their rubbish to be private."

Loved that quote, there was uproar in the UK over that and it was a ridiculous idea and a ridiculous argument that the weight is secret

Yemeni assassin hits York man with spam death threat

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Never again!

"Was our man really saying there was no one he could think of who'd want him rubbed out, waxed or otherwise taken care of?"

After a 50k wax, you would expect the hair to never grow back!

Black helicopters circle 'Welsh Roswell'

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Windows + Doors

Im rearlly trying hard to understand that phrase.

Anyone understand that, or does it have something to do with being Welsh?

Iran unveils 'robot bomber'

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buh buy

"The head of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard naval forces also stated that his ships were "twice as fast on average" as American warships"

Cardboard ships may well be faster for a short while, but then they sink

Apple eyes kill switch for jailbroken iPhones

Tigra 07
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Massive Fail!

"Rest assured that this jailbreaking identification, the application would have us believe, is simply a means of protecting owners from unauthorized users."

It's an Orwellian means of protecting your income

Massive Fail!

Worse than anything Google has ever done!

MOON SHRINKING FAST - shock NASA discovery

Tigra 07
Pint

There you are!

"when we don't understand something, we bomb it. thats how we roll."

I was wondering when an American would comment ;)

UK mobile networks more popular than ever

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IT Angle

Let's assume...

Presumably the growing smartphone market will increase internet use and the networks profits again?

Since more people will be using app stores to get the full effect from their phones they will need mobile internet