* Posts by Buzzword

1030 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jun 2010

NZ unfurls proposed new flag

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Missing the point.

The whole point of a flag is that you can identify the nation from a distance. That applies equally whether you're looking at the flag on a ship on the horizon, or trying to see your football team's flag in the corner of the pub TV on holiday.

New Zealand's complex new flag fails this test miserably. Mind you, their old flag was just as bad, and far too easily confused with Australia's.

JD Wetherspoon: A 'hacker' nicks 650,000 pub-goers' data

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DOBbing

Why do so many companies ask for your date of birth anyway? On principle I always give a fake one, unless they actually need it to run a credit check.

Facebook to Belgian data cops: Block all the cookies across the web, then!

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Belgian police

Because it's not as if the Belgian authorities have anything else to do, right?

London councils splurge wildly differing amounts on Oracle software

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Bottom line

Interesting that both Westminster and K&C are top of the league tables for cheapest council tax nationwide. From which we conclude that using Oracle costs far more than the benefits it provides.

Oracle confesses to quietly axing its UK software support centre

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Re: unofficial support

Yep, quite a few it seems. Oracle really hate having their lucrative revenue streams undercut.

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If they're that good, they could set up their own Oracle support company. They'd probably earn a fair bit more too.

Ex-IT staff claim Disney fired them then gave their jobs H-1B peeps

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Train 'em or else?

I don't get this notion that they were "forced" to train their replacements. Option 1: they could always quit rather than do it. That might mean losing what little redundancy package they were offered, so option 2 is to train them really badly.

Option 3 (the most creative) is sabotage: corrupt the backups, rename rm to ls, mess with the monthly reports so that they always paint a rosy picture. It'll be a few months before they figure out what went wrong. Extra points for plausible deniability.

FTC zaps more scammer loopholes with ban on wire transfers, cash cards

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Did they just ban Direct Debit?

Because that's what it sounds like. A "pre-authorised cheque" is just a repeated payment. The money goes from your account to the recipients account. How is that untraceable?

'Shut down the parts of internet used by Islamic State masterminds'

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The footballer?

You'd expect this level of intellectual analysis from the other Joe(y) Barton, not from a US congressman!

Brits rattle tin for custom LCD Raspberry Pi funbox

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Landfill Android

Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to buy a budget / last year's model Android phone? Battery, bigger touchscreen, 3G / 4G antenna, SD slot, etc.

Ok so this makerbox wires up some GPIO pins to hardware buttons; but is it really that much of a gain over a touchscreen alone?

Virgin Media hikes broadband, phone prices by five per cent

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ADSL can't hold a candle to cable broadband, but according to a well-known money-saving expert, you can currently grab 12 months of ADSL broadband + telephone, including line rental, for just £111. That's cheaper than most companies charge for line rental alone.

GCHQ goes all Cool Dad and tags the streets of Shoreditch with job ads

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Re: Our Next Double-Oh.

Yeah, I'd worry about the suitability of the recruits in Shoreditch. It's an area where having a loud personality counts, and the job description includes telling everyone who'll listen (and plenty who won't) how great your new TwatFace-integrated app is. That's not the personality you want in a top-secret agency.

Cops' IT too complex for quick and dirty revamp – Police ICT boss

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Where does it end?

Think of the waste involved in having different systems between French and British coppers. We could save so much money if we just had one great big European police IT service.

Then again, I'd better not give them ideas....

I survived a head-on crash with driverless cars – and dummies

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Pavement Testing Facility - ignored?

So we've got a bunch of scientists in white coats determining the best road surface to use, taking into account durability, cost, repair time, weather-resistance, etc. Yet quite a few motorways in the UK still use concrete (the M25 southwest section comes to mind). Presumably the scientists' recommendations are ignored, as per standard UK government policy?

Next year's Windows 10 auto-upgrade is MSFT's worst idea since Vista

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Make your bloody minds up!

You're the same twits who buy dodgy Chinese Android phones, then have the gall to complain two months later that they aren't being updated to Android Marshmallow. Either it's a good thing to always get the latest version, or it isn't. You can't have it both ways.

Bacon can kill: Official

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Smoking kills, so ...

Just switch to unsmoked bacon.

Microsoft re-writes the cloud service playbook

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Budgets

"Or perhaps they've made the mistake of building apps with tight coupling to particular services. Again."

Yeah, because every API upgrade can be made painless just by wrapping your code in an interface layer.

The more obvious reason is corporate budgets. This year's budget for Project Z has been spent; in order to upgrade the APIs they have to submit a new request for project funding, get the request approved, schedule a resource, etc. In some places you're looking at an 18-month lead time; even longer for government bodies.

Amazon Fire HD 8: Mid-spec Nokia Lumi... er, MediaTek slab

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Ambient light sensor: good riddance

"The one problem is the absence of an ambient light sensor so you will be regularly adjusting the brightness."

And thank goodness too. Ambient light sensors are a right PITA: the screen is constantly brightening and dimming itself because you've shuffled down the sofa and it now thinks you're in the desert sun, or your finger accidentally covered the sensor and it now thinks you're down a mineshaft. Since the Amazon Fire will primarily be used indoors, omitting the sensor was a wise decision.

Ofcom chief warns that carrier aggregation may be bad for consumers

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School next door

The problem with putting kit in homes is that some homes are more affected than others. If you live within transmitting range of e.g. a local school, hospital, leisure centre, even a large pub, then your home ADSL will be knackered by schoolkids showing each other ISIS beheadings. Unless TalkTalk are planning to install fibre for such homes, it's a non-starter.

4K catches fire with OTT streamers, while broadcasters burn

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HDR is more important than UHD, right?

From what I've read in this article and previous ones, HDR is the big gain, not so much higher resolution. What would it take to get HDR at 1080p - does that come under the existing HD standards or would we need the UHD standards?

Scout Association's shelved database won't be back until next year

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How accurate is the data?

As far as the Scouts are concerned, my kids are named D. Duck and M. Mouse.

Read our lips, no more EU roaming charges*

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Re: You could mai lorder a mobile SIM from another EU country

Nope, the French and Spanish operators won't post SIMs to the UK. Bad luck if you arrive in France on a Saturday evening: the shops don't re-open until Monday.

Siege of Shoreditch was like Stalingrad, but with Froot Loops Bloopers

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Ricekrispallnacht

(Not mine)

Pixel C: Google has a crack at the fondleslab-with-keyboard game

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Look at that resolution!

Some sources claim it has a resolution of 2560x1800. That's much better than they typical 1366x768 that we've come to expect from Reg hardware reviews.

FOUR STUNNING NEW FEATURES Cook should put in the iPHONE 7

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You can replace the battery on an iPhone - any dodgy-looking high street mobile phone accessory shop will do it for you for a reasonable price. One of the nice things about having an iPhone is the widespread support - most such shops will have batteries for the iPhone 4S in stock; whereas they usually won't have batteries for an old Samsung Galaxy S2 / S3 of the same vintage.

NOxious Volkswagen diesel emissions scandal: Chief falls on sword

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Nitrous Oxide? You're having a laugh(ing gas)

NOₓ includes nitric oxide (NO) and nitrogen dioxide (NO₂), but not nitrous oxide (N₂O).

Amazon reveals $50 Android-ish Fire tablet it will axe in two years

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Re: Its fine as an entry level machine

#4 in that list is for paid content. Amazon would dearly like you to switch from Netflix to their Amazon Prime Video Instant Video Streaming (or whatever it's called today).

Asus ZenBook UX305: With Windows 10, it suddenly makes perfect sense

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Re: Wellll......

The absence of navigation buttons (Home / End / PgUp / PgDn / and most importantly DEL) was the what drove me back to the PC world. Much as I admire both Apple hardware and OS X, the absence of those buttons caused a serious decrease in my productivity.

Qualcomm goes freestyle: Snapdragon 820 will support unlicensed spectrum

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The meta-story is that new Qualcomm chip releases are as exciting as new Intel releases were 10-30 years ago.

Sierra Nevada snow hasn't been this bad since 1500AD

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They could solve the drought...

If the good people of California would just stop giving away 98% of their precious water to farmers. It takes about a gallon of water to grow one almond, and California produces 82% of the world's almonds. Yet residents are constantly badgered to cut down on water consumption. Go figure, as they say.

As US$12bn is wiped off Apple's value in one day, iOS 9, OS X 10.11 and Watch OS 2 dates set

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Re: there's really no excuse for this sort of not-news article...

Peak Apple? We've been there before:

https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=peak+apple

Microsoft: Thanks, Google, we'll have your media codec for Edge

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Re: Yes

And given that the first DVDs came out in 1997, MPEG2 should be out of patent within no more than two years. Or do patents not work like that?

Apple hypegasm countdown. What will the new, big iPad ACTUALLY be called?

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Tellydangle

It's a dongle which dangles from the TV's HDMI port; and because of the word association with dangly bits.

Laminate this: Inside Argos' ongoing online (r)evolution

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Paper catalogue beats digital, sometimes

I liked the paper catalogue. You could flip to the page on e.g. TV aerials and quickly compare the entire range, see the different features of each, and generally bask in the information density offered by the printed page. Some pages had additional text boxes explaining e.g. the difference between Freeview and Freesat. All this is lost in the app.

It's not a huge loss, but it was a clear differentiator over Amazon. Now there's little to choose between them except convenience and price.

Photoshop for 40 quid: Affinity Photo pushes pixels further than most

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Re: The Elephant in the Room

Not only is it "no cloud", but it doesn't offer handy zero-click functionality to upload your photos to a fly-by-night online storage provider. Nor is there a handy "Share to YouTwitFace+" button. Did I accidentally click on an article written in 1998?

Want your kids to learn coding? Train the darn teachers first

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Coding vs Healthcare

I can't help but notice that the UK also has a critical shortage of doctors and nurses, to the extent that we keep having to pillage the third world for theirs. Yet nobody (except me) is suggesting teaching five year olds how to wield a scalpel. Why on earth not?

Anonymous UK 'leader' fined for revealing ID of rape complainant

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Twice?

> The woman [...] accused him of raping her when she had passed out drunk. She said he attacked her again a week later while she was sleeping.

Having been raped unconsciously once, why would she continue to put herself in danger by remaining in the presence of this man?

Ex-Secret Service agent who siphoned Bitcoin from Silk Road takes plea deal

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Civil forfeiture

Whereas if the police had pocketed the cash for the force, that's perfectly OK in the Land of the Free.

Back to school: Six of the smartest cheap 'n' cheerful laptops

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Windows for students: just say no

I can't in good conscience recommend a Windows laptop to students these days. If you have the money, and there's an Apple store in your university town, then buy a Mac: the ability to take a faulty machine into a shop and get it fixed or replaced quickly is worth the price tag. If you're on a budget then consider a Chromebook; there's less to go wrong.

Obviously those rules don't apply for computer-savvy students; but then they wouldn't be asking me for recommendations in the first place.

Honor 7 – heir apparent to the mid-range Android crown

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16 GB is pointless

Why on earth do manufacturers persist in only providing 16 GB of storage? At least 4 GB belongs to the operating system; then you're just left with room for a couple of graphics-heavy games (Fifa '15 clocks in a 1.2 GB), a movie, some podcasts; and a few hundred photos and videos from that 20mpix camera. Yes you can stick in a MicroSD card, but that means faffing around with moving files to the card when things start to fill up. Ain't nobody got time for that!

Security for those who know they can't win the security war

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Re: I'm tired already just reading it

Even muscle memory doesn't work across both computer keyboards and phone or tablet touchscreens. The muscles in use are just too different.

Should all Europeans be able to watch Estonian football? Consultation launched

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Go the other way

The principle of geo-blocking is that you can charge higher prices to wealthy Brits or Germans, and lower prices to poor Estonians or Greeks. But why stop at national borders? Broadcasters could charge higher prices to Londoners and lower prices to Liverpuddlians; or even narrow it down by postcode, like car insurers do.

Heck, they could go the whole hog and demand to see your last three years' tax returns, and adjust the price according to what you can afford to pay. They certainly would if they thought they could get away with it.

Shadow minister for Fun calls for Openreach separation

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Re: Question

That's asynchronous too. Your farmer getting 2Mb/s downstream would be lucky to get 256kb/sec upstream. That makes it hard e.g. to upload a photo of your cow's diseased arse to the vet's office.

Even 'super hackers' leave entries in logs, so prepare to drown in data

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Re: Teeth grating

It's quite insidious.

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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But why is it called Gorilla Glass?

Don't fight the cistern: Voda takes the plunge with plumbers’ parking app

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"Up to 30 per cent of vehicles driving around inner cities are just looking for parking."

83% of statistics are made up on the spot.

BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

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IR35

"the professional goal-setting exercise that company policy obliges him to do with me and any other contractor with a contract that's rolled over for more than five years"

Careful, you're at risk of being considered an employee under IR35 legislation!

Patching a fragmented, Stagefrightened Android isn't easy

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Re: REM had the answer in 1992?

The difficulty in getting Android updates is on a par with landing a "Man on the Moon".

You'll LITERALLY PAY for getting tricked into visiting these scam sites

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Opt-out

It would be nice if the mobile operators gave us a way to opt-out of all such products. I have zero interest in paying for anything via my mobile bill.

Citrix warns that Windows 10's Edge browser borks Receiver

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Can't they do it the iOS way?

On iOS Safari, when you open a website which has a corresponding app, it shows a "Smart App Banner" at the top of the page. This prompts you to run the app, or download it from the app store if it isn't already installed. Since Windows 8, 8.1, and 10 also have app stores, this ought to be possible.

> Update: I've checked, and it is indeed supported. Citrix, you know what to do.