Posts by Byles

Are plasma TVs killing radio?

Radiation Absorbing Device

Beards; excellent for absorbing all that radiation. Although, I suppose that would also limit the range of your signal :(

Attack reads smudges to retrieve Android password patterns

Wow..

...What pointless research. Only the other day I unlocked my friends phone by tilting it in the light to see the smear. Doesn't really need a whole bunch of researchers to point out the obvious :/

Free Android antivirus clocks up 2.5m downloads

Jail-broken?!

Jail-broken Android?! A process that allows third-party code from outside the Android marketplace to be run on devices?

Yeah, that's called the "[Allow] Unknown sources" tick-box in the Application settings, right?

Cell phone eavesdropping enters script-kiddie phase

You stalker

So I won't need my wife's phone to read her text messages any more? Perfect!

Southpaws up in arms over iPhone 4

Sorry, I can't hear you - I'm deaf in my right ear and my phone doesn't work in my left hand!

Hmm... And if you're hard of hearing in one ear, swapping hands is really going to be an option isn't it?

How retarded. I use both hands, and to be perfectly honest for the price of that phone I'd want to keep a strong grip on it. But okay Jobs, let's just hold it with one finger instead...

Thank god I'd never buy an Apple product.

Beer... Because Jobs must be pissed when he comes up with this shit.