Posts by SonnyJimm

Don't buy that phone! It ATTRACTS CRIMINALS, UK.gov will tell people

Re: Just the beginning

I'm waiting for a 'nickable' index for monetary denomination.

Microsoft issues manual on Brits to Cambridge exports

Re: Ta

Doesn't the context depend on if you do a head bob and finger clicks when you say "girlfriend"?

Windows 8, Windows Phone 8 DNA splice is on - report

It saved Apple with the iPhone....they're always re-hashing old tech to pretend it's never been done before.

Primary school miss flashes porn vid at kiddies

Wide Eyed and in Shock

....Not because of the images but because of the VCR

Solar plasma aurora storm to hit Earth tomorrow today!

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Hey Microsoft....one of your updates has left my PC with a BSOD...

Hey, random pc user, that isn't our fault, didn't you know that the sun has just blown up...it's the sun's fault!

Leicester City councillors eye up iPad to save £90k a year

Rubbish...

I send my manager a PDF document...all he has to do is read it and replay saying "yep, it's ok"... but what he actually does is print out the PDF.

Mind, you, he did push paper recycling...but we didn't use as much paper before he came along

HMV takes on mighty iTunes with 40p promo

Rubbish...

still MP3s only, when will they provide lossless audio formats so that we are buying audio of the same quality as the CD?

Women would rather be on Facebook than on the toilet

Really?

Facebook over sitting on the bog?

The toilet is the one place you are still king - unless the flush breaks. It's also the most peaceful place to be....when there isn't a plopping noise.

This guy, because he looks like he could be constipated

6music wins possible reprieve from BBC Trust

Huh?

I'm confused...does this mean that the people ARE being listened to? Whatever next...BBQ bacon wings?

BT boss brands Britain illiterate

Huh?

wat r thes peeples talkin bout. my speeling n gramer r grate?