* Posts by PerlyKing

702 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jun 2010

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De-duplicating the desktops: Let's come together, right now

PerlyKing

Re: I'd settle for one desktop that actually works consistently within itself

I think that's Liam's point: if some of the desktop projects would merge, they would have a better chance of creating a single coherent system instead of having multiple desktops which have a lot of overlap and fail in different ways.

But, of course, it's notoriously difficult to herd a group of volunteer nerds in a single direction :-/

Researchers want to kill the vibe, propose better model for AI coding

PerlyKing

There is nothing new under the sun

It sounds like they want to reinvent Literate Programming mixed with Hexagonal Architecture, and with a sprinkling of pixie dust LLM disease to make it palatable for vibe-coders (and attract more funding for their research?).

Black Hawk chown: DARPA takes helicopter pilots out of the air for $6M

PerlyKing

Re: good landing

And an excellent landing is one where you can use the aircraft again ;-)

Actor couldn’t understand why computer didn’t work when the curtain came down

PerlyKing

Shirley you meant:

Trymon: I hope it's a good party!

Death: I THINK IT MIGHT GO DOWNHILL AT MIDNIGHT.

Trymon: Why?

Death: THAT'S WHEN THEY THINK I'LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF.

Terry Pratchett - The Colour of Magic

SpaceX's Starship: Two down, Mons Huygens to climb

PerlyKing
WTF?

Re: I still can't help thinking

I still can't help thinking that a VTOL for Musk's tower of power is a lot riskier than some of the alternative proposed landers.

I'm intrigued. What proposals don't involve vertical landing and take-off from the airless surface of the Moon?

Schleswig-Holstein waves auf Wiedersehen to Microsoft stack

PerlyKing
Happy

Re: Nextcloud works

It mainly works for me, but hasn't been entirely pain-free. There was a recent bug which manifested during an upgrade and meant that I had to re-upload all the photos from my phone, and there's a current bug which affects syncing with the Android Nextcloud Notes app.

There is also an active and communicative development team, which makes it miles / kilometres better than Microsoft :-)

Client defended engineer after oil baron-turned tech support entrepreneur lied about dodgy dealings

PerlyKing
Facepalm

Re: As per the OP's story

You didn't reply to the OP's story, but to a comment which made a general point about bills. That is the context in which I replied.

Theoretically I agree with you that if you owe money, for example to pay a bill, then you should consider it to belong to the creditor.

In practice, there are dishonest people in the world who will withhold payment until forced to pay up, sometimes in the hope that it won't be worth the creditor's time and possibly money to make that happen.

PerlyKing
Meh

Re: If it's a bill it's not your money, it's the creditor's.

That's very nice in theory.

Theory, meet practice.

Former UK prime minister Sunak becomes human Clippy for Microsoft, Anthropic

PerlyKing
WTF?

Re: Clearly being an MP is really only a part time job

According to former MP Nadine Dorries, being an MP is actually a "lifestyle choice".

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

PerlyKing
Joke

I heard it as, "a kingdom is ruled by a king; a principality is ruled by a prince; the USA is a country..."

Boffins fool a self-driving car by putting mirrors on traffic cones

PerlyKing

Re: Rant

Name and shame please?

Solar flair: Logitech's K980 Signature Slim keyboard runs on rays

PerlyKing
WTF?

Re: it's easy to imagine the hardware being rolled out across an enterprise...

"...thanks to the low administration overhead"

Really? When they can buy wired keyboards for (being generous) half the price and have no overhead at all? I have never worked anywhere that provided wireless keyboards, let alone solar powered ones.

Strong Java LTS arrives with the release of 25

PerlyKing
WTF?

Re: a long-term threat to Java usage

AI coding tools tend to default to JavaScript or TypeScript if not told otherwise, which is perhaps a long-term threat to Java usage

I'm struggling to understand this logic. Java will fall out of use because LLMs don't generate it? Copilot at least will quite happily churn out (rubbish) Java and I don't see why others wouldn't if they're asked to.

Or is it that "tend to default", so the yoof won't gain an interest in Java and it will die out? That really is a long-term threat, if at all.

From what I can see, replacing Java will be a generational thing. Some newer, shinier language will probably displace it eventually, but there's a lot of inertia there. And Java isn't standing still, as evidenced by this article. It isn't making big exciting changes but it is noticeably evolving over time, incorporating good ideas from other languages.

Why Microsoft has the name of an old mouse hidden in its Bluetooth drivers

PerlyKing
Windows

Re: "That table," concludes Chen, "currently has only one entry."

Because Microsoft only care about supporting their own hardware? Or because nobody else is dumb enough to use dodgy characters in their device names? Why not both?!

Google unmasks itself as mystery hyperscaler behind yet another UK datacenter

PerlyKing

Re: Potters Bar or not

I don't see anything in the Google blog post that indicates a link to DC01.

There is an acknowledged Google data centre already under construction at Waltham Cross, separate from DC01.

Neither the Reuters post nor the Google blog mentions DC01, the A1 or Potters Bar, but they both mention Waltham Cross. And the rendered image in the Google blog post looks more like the Waltham Cross location, which is next to the A10.

Engineer turned a vape into a web server

PerlyKing
Facepalm

Re: disposable vapes have been banned from sale since June 1st this year

As I understand it, the reusable replacements are the same size, same shape and near enough the same price, so the kidz are still treating them as disposables.

Trump's gold-plated smartphone can't seem to decide which design to copy

PerlyKing
Joke

The important questions

Does it have a headphone socket? And removable storage? What kind of a phone review is this?!

Basic projector repair job turns into armed encounter at secret bunker

PerlyKing
Go

Re: terminals for the new system would not emit radiation

Braille terminals?

LibreOffice 25.8: Faster, leaner, and finally speaks PDF 2.0

PerlyKing
WTF?

Microsoft Store

WTF is going on with the Microsoft Store?

Just for a laugh I thought I'd check for an update of LibreOffice on my client laptop (the one I use for clients, which has Windows installed). Not only is it a year out of date (24.8.6), but they're charging for it! Only £3.79, but it is one of the only office suites other than Microsoft's own for which there is any charge: OpenOffice, WPS and several others are free of charge.

To be fair it's absolute steal at that price, and the featured review points out that it's free if you download it direct, but any barrier to adoption is bad news.

End well, this won't: UK commissioner suggests govt stops kids from using VPNs

PerlyKing
Facepalm

Who could possibly have predicted this?

Oh yes, just about anybody with two braincells to rub together.

May I be about the 87th to say - D'OH!

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

PerlyKing
Happy

Re: I am always temped to take "Wet Paint" as an instruction.

And I expect that you would take "PHOTOGRAPHS DO NOT BEND" as a challenge? :-D

Perplexity takes a shine to Chrome, offers Google $34.5 billion

PerlyKing

Re: making the search traffic go to Perplexity's AI

While I don't entirely disagree, isn't this much the same as what Google is in trouble for now?

No more 'Sanity Checks.' Inclusive language guide bans problematic tech terms

PerlyKing
Headmaster

Re: "DEI" is about equality and fair treatment in the workplace

The E in DEI stands for equity, not equality. As it was explained to me, equality means treating everyone the same, while equity means treating people as individuals, which is not quite the same thing.

Your CV is not fit for the 21st century – time to get it up to scratch

PerlyKing

Re: Degree certificate

When did you last change jobs?

My experience was the same up until about 2017 (egads, I could have sworn that it was less than eight years ago!), when background checks seemed to suddenly get much more intrusive.

Thinking about it, maybe "they" have outsourced the legwork to me instead of some HR-droid having to go back through my CV and contact previous clients.

Apollo 13 hero Jim Lovell has taken his final orbit

PerlyKing

Re: Apollo 13 oxygen tank failure

I'm having trouble visualising what you're describing.

Surely the escape tower was directly above crew capsule, while the oxygen tank was below/behind that in the body of the Service Module. Hence the worry about the explosion having damaged the heat shield.

As for "things never thought about", I'm sure there must have been many things which they knew could have led to unrecoverable failure, and they mitigated what they could to an acceptable level of risk. Not zero, but acceptable.

UK unveils plans to 'transform' the consumer smart meter experience

PerlyKing
Happy

Re: "Green mode" with "on and off"

Solution: replace "on" and "off" with indecipherable hieroglyphs which can mean whatever you want.

Zed code editor hears your prayers, rolls out AI-free mode

PerlyKing
Gimp

Re: XEmacs? Really? Still?

I had the same question, but possibly from a different angle: why XEmacs instead of GNU Emacs? I used XEmacs for a while when GNU Emacs didn't work well on X, but these days GNU Emacs is fine on Linux, MS Windows (although they'd rather you didn't) and (for all I know) macOS as well.

For the wider question of "why Emacs?", personally it's because I've been using it since 1987 and my fingers know their way around it. I've picked up enough vi(m) to get by for simple tasks and these days I do my paid work in IntelliJ IDEA, but Emacs is where I'm most comfortable for general text-wrangling.

PerlyKing
Trollface

Re: This also means a built-in chat tool

Nah, wake me up when it's got a full email client ;-)

Devs are frustrated with AI coding tools that deliver nearly-right solutions

PerlyKing

Re: But the problem I find is in describing what I want

This sounds a bit like... requirements gathering? Which sort of makes the AI prompt a higher level language, but with non-deterministic output.

I wonder how LLMs would do in the International Obfuscated C Competition? ;-)

How to find forgotten Wi-Fi passwords and SSIDs in Windows and Android

PerlyKing
Facepalm

Re: last 10 passwords

The last 10 rule is annoying but sort of makes sense.

One place I worked disallowed passwords which were too similar (password1, password2, etc.). I'm not a security expert, but surely that means they were either storing passwords in plaintext (doh!) or reversibly encrypted (slightly smaller doh!).

Print Screen is for noobs: Capture images in Windows like a pro

PerlyKing

PrintScreen

I don't remember doing any customisation, but in both my client and work environments (Win11, don't judge me) the PrintScreen key brings up Snipping Tool.

The tiny tech tribe who could change the world tomorrow but won't

PerlyKing

Re: Can we make it a bit more friendly than Firefox's about:config please?

I agree that about:config is a poor UI, but I think it's a great DI (Developer Interface) :-D

It strikes me as something that some developer added as a quick & dirty way to change settings on the fly and got left in because it is undeniably useful, at least if you have the right magical incantations to hand!

PerlyKing
Windows

Re: Ecumenism

"That would be an ecumenical matter"

Science confirms what we all suspected: Four-day weeks rule

PerlyKing
Holmes

Re: stuff that involves lots of other people being at work

Not everyone has to work the same four days.

But night shifts are not good for most people.

Radio geeks reveal how to access crucial hurricane data after US Department of Defense cut it off

PerlyKing
Unhappy

Re: Trumps admin cuts costs

This sounds more like cutting corners than cutting costs. TFA says that the "US authorities were turning off the online distribution of real time data while the satellite passes over the US stations". So they're selectively turning off the tap, which surely takes more effort than leaving it as it was.

And I fear that the workaround will be temporary until the clowns in command either encrypt the data all the time, or just make it a federal offence to use the data and deport any offenders for being un-American.

Anubis guards gates against hordes of LLM bot crawlers

PerlyKing
Happy

Re: Honor? What's that?

It's a cheap Chinese phone isn't it?

<rimshot/>

Yes, I wrote a very expensive bug. In my defense I was only seven years old at the time

PerlyKing
Boffin

Re: Unique index constraint violated

And this is why you should never use real names as keys ;-)

Canonical adds extra shots to Ubuntu Java

PerlyKing
WTF?

Re: You don't tend to see it around much anymore

Really? I'm probably blinkered by working with Java every day for one of the world's bigger financial companies, but has the Reg's audience really devolved into a bunch of script-kiddies playing with whatever the cool new language du jour is? Or Python? ;-)

Otherwise, thanks for another interesting article!

Fresh UK postcode tool points out best mobile network in your area

PerlyKing
Facepalm

Re: Didn't there used to be a link for corrections?

See icon. Thanks!

PerlyKing
Headmaster

Didn't there used to be a link for corrections?

s/more formerly known/more formally known/

Uncle Sam wants you – to use memory-safe programming languages

PerlyKing

Re: Why there is no Professional Engineer Program for Coders, Etc.

Well there is the BCS, which can award Chartered Engineer status.

I am not a member and as far as I know I have never met one, so maybe they should advertise more.

PerlyKing

Re: One can find another way to write bad code

There are certainly other classes of bug, but when credible sources? say that the vast majority of security vulnerabilities are due to memory safety issues, it's probably worth taking some time to address them.

It's progress. Without progress we'd all be knitting core rope memory, and that isn't very appealing to me.

Rust may not be the answer, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth asking the question.

Exif marks the spot as fresh version of PNG image standard arrives

PerlyKing
Joke

Re: The P is silent

> As in "bath"?

Rick: Hi, I'm Rick!

Vyvyan: With a silent "P".

Logitech's latest keyboard and mouse combo is wired, quiet, and suspiciously sensible

PerlyKing
Coffee/keyboard

$69.99/€89.99

Is that a typo? Reverse tariff? Also is it not available in the UK, or did we join the Euro when I wasn't looking?

User demanded a 'wireless' computer and was outraged when its battery died

PerlyKing
Coffee/keyboard

Yet another reason to always set function keys to be function keys, as $deity intended :-D

Old but gold: Paper tape and punched cards still getting the job done – just about

PerlyKing
Happy

Re: the next pauperback

Is that a typo, or a cry for help that you're buying too many books? ;-D

Astroboffins analyzed old data and found a candidate dwarf planet in the Oort cloud

PerlyKing
Thumb Up

Re: Excellent news!

+1 for the Weird Al reference :-D

Ex-Meta exec: Copyright consent obligation = end of AI biz

PerlyKing
Unhappy

Re: straight theft

I'm afraid that you're making the classic mistake of trying to apply common sense to the law ;-(

As usual, when it gets into the nitty gritty it gets complicated. Laws have to be applied as written, or the whole system would descend (even further) into anarchy. If a car can be returned to its owner, then it isn't theft. If it's damaged, in theory you could get the joyrider to pay but it would probably be a pound a week for centuries. If it's set on fire then that might count as theft, but the physical evidence has probably been destroyed.

As for your comparisons to money and other items, unless they're left abandoned at the side of the road then it's probably easier to prove theft.

PerlyKing

Re: Borrowing horses

That sounds a bit roundabout. As dinsdale54 said, in UK law theft is defined as permanently depriving someone of their property. So "joyriders" who just abandoned the car after having their fun couldn't be convicted of theft, because the car would (eventually) be returned to the owner. If there was an offence for which they could be convicted it was probably hard work for the police and uncertain to succeed. And I suspect that a lot of the joyriders knew this, had their fun and stuck two fingers up at the system; so eventually the new offence was created.

Along similar lines, there are now specific offences for using handheld mobile phones while driving and if I remember correctly (which is far from certain!) these were brought in because although a driver could theoretically be prosecuted for driving without due care and attention or similar, in practise this was such an uncertain route that it rarely happened, if ever.

Techies thought outside the box. Then the boss decided to take the box away

PerlyKing
Happy

Re: business cards

Grytpype-Thynne: My card.

Seagoon: But it's blank!

Grytpype-Thynne: Business is bad.

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