Posts by PrivateBaldrick

Transport for London confirms 5,000 users' bank data exposed, pulls large chunks of IT infra offline

JML is a shambles. But they also don't know who works for them.

FCC boss starts bringing up Musk's Starlink dominance, antitrust concerns

My god it's full of stars...

On the bright side it'll be the best nighttime display ever when SpaceX inevitably mess up and there's a collision causing carnage in LEO and thousands of satellite fragments de-orbit over the next few years.

Two big computer vision papers boost prospect of safer self-driving vehicles

Re: You lost me at tantamount...

AI generated voice, human written script. Maybe they should have done it the other way round.

I can't do that, Dave: AI drowns top sci-fi mag with story submissions

Brings a whole new meaning to...

...eating your own sh*t!

I'm glad I'm not young and won't have to live for too long under our grey goo AI overlords.

BYOD battery bloodbath? Facebook 'fesses up to crook code

It's just you...

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Murray didn't realise he was looking into the left ear of his new WifeTron 9000 while telling her about the smart guy in charge around here!

Renew your firearms licence via your iPhone

Public servants?

Suerly the police, being a public service need to provide services that all members of the public can use and not just iPhone owners.

Wouldn't a better approach be to setup a scheme via a standard web service first - accessible by a much larger majority - before a dedicated iPhone app for the minority gun toting Apple iPhone fan-boys and girls out there?

iPhone bandwagon firmly jumped on.