Posts by BoredAccountant

Bacon thief leaves rasher on door knob

Nothing baffling about the rasher on the doorknob

He was obviously trying to wipe away his fingerprints?

Hammed it up by getting caught on CCTV though... he'll be in for a right grilling when they catch up to him.

Apple denies iPhone 4 antenna glitch, blames inaccurate signal bars

Now i'm no mathematician...

... but i can't get my head round

incorrect formula + antenna thumbery = correct answer

New York Times bans 'tweet'

Sit > Sat

Twit > ????