* Posts by Hemisphere

3 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Jun 2010

Jonathan Ive is knighted in New Year Honours list

Hemisphere

...good timing, too. Buckingham is right due for a hardware re-think; and, the 12 knights are off-contract and need new kit. Word has it, though, Guinevere now has it out for Siri Jon. If so, all bets are off.

Apple seeks patent for keyboard that sucks

Hemisphere
Joke

Nicked from the Scottish Highlands

Clearly, Jony Ive nicked prior art: as already historically established, it's the nexus between lips of Sir Wallace and the Bagpipes of said highland.

And again, with mere sketches an English commoner, Sir Wallace takes a blow from His Royal Hammer...

Zuckerberg sweats privacy criticism

Hemisphere
Big Brother

Illuminati

If you have yet to see both video sequences, it's well worth a watch on the D8 conference website... if only to see the (creepy) symbols mapped on the inside of his hoodie. Kara Swisher's "illuminati" quip is bang on the mark.

http://video.allthingsd.com