* Posts by NoneSuch

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Asia-based government spies quietly broke into critical networks across 37 countries

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Re: Vocabulary correction

"Kidnapped after an illegal invasion."

Incorrect, it was authorized by the Great Pumpkin himself and as we know US law is in effect globally, while your countries laws end at their border. So it was not illegal, it was a US sanctioned operation and therefore it is good by any standard.

(Yes, I am being horrifically sarcastic)

Mines the one with the bullet holes in the cuffs.

Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files

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Re: Who watches the watchers?

When you work for yourself, your boss is an a-hole.

Long hours, no breaks and there's always something else to do.

Ghost gun legislation casts shadow over 3D printing

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Re: The problem with scanning ...

If we'd listened to the government and allowed full back doors into all of our software and hardware, the power that be could tell us what is safe to read or 3D Print...

...said no one ever...

'Lethal' and 'magical' Palantir tech is in demand by Pentagon, China, Middle East, CEO says

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Mushroom

Re: ShipitOS

And regardless of whether they had 4th class seats, they both turned into fascist regimes.

McDonald's is not lovin' your bigmac, happymeal, and mcnuggets passwords

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Re: On the flipside

"Sometimes security has to be proportionate to what it is protecting."

And when it comes to your wallet, I'd say that was worth protecting.

Systemd daddy quits Microsoft to prove Linux can be trusted

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Pint

I guess they'd all prefer Steve Ballmer.

Do you want to see Linux grow or end up paying for a monthly subscription to Microsoft for life?

Anyone with a perfect history of inter-personal relationships and flawless social media presence please reply first.

Outta here for the weekend.

'Ralph Wiggum' loop prompts Claude to vibe-clone commercial software for $10 an hour

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Holmes

Re: Sounds awful

The first AI LLM's we are using today equate to the Wright Brothers first viable flights. No one envisioned 400+ passenger airliners at the time. AI will improve through use and iterative self-checks will improve output over time.

Tutting over obvious errors in todays AI code is short-sighted and reactive. People who refuse to evolve will be proven wrong over time.

Microsoft 365 outage drags on for nearly 10 hours during bad night for North American infra

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Childcatcher

The M365 Health Dashboard was one of the first services to go down ironically enough.

PowerShell architect retires after decades at the prompt

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Big Brother

Now that Mr. Snover is gone, engineers will revise PowerShell—introducing new code snippets while deprecating others—ship versions that may or may not be backward‑compatible with older builds, and require users to relearn modified command‑line switches.

So, same old, same old then....

Bankrupt scooter startup left one private key to rule them all

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Big Brother

Re: First law of IoT

Microsoft, Google and Apple would like a word.

Wine 11 runs Windows apps in Linux and macOS better than ever

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Linux

Gaming is the Key

If WINE can run games seamlessly, then most other Windows applications will work as well, because gaming represents the most complex and demanding side of Windows computing. PC gaming is uniquely challenging on Linux since the ecosystem was built around Windows from the ground up: DirectX is Windows-only and must be translated through compatibility layers, many multiplayer titles rely on Windows-first anti-cheat systems that block or ignore Linux entirely, and GPU drivers—especially for new hardware and features—are typically optimized for Windows first, with Linux support arriving later or with compromises.

Nail gaming on Linux and the rest falls into line (barring active measures to block you from the OS vendors, of course.)

Raspberry Pi 5 gets LLM smarts with AI HAT+ 2

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Childcatcher

The attraction of the Rasp Pi (and Linux in general) is its flexibility.

You CAN run the unit headless, or you can run a desktop for your child to learn various computing. It does both.

Accept that what YOU do is not the gold standard for everyone and that me doing my own thing does not take away from what you do in the slightest.

Microsoft euthanizes ancient deployment toolkit

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Childcatcher

Inevitable

Inbound letter to web host from MS Legal to take the content down in 3... 2... 1...

Ofcom officially investigating X as Grok's nudify button stays switched on

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Re: Wat will Grok take down ?

Personally, I thought the Tartan bikini top on Starmer clashed horribly with the olive green bottoms. I think a nice sarong would have taken the edge off, or a nice pair of earrings.

Let me ask Grok.

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Re: Wat will Grok take down ?

They are not operating within UK law because (gasp) they are an American company.

US law is in effect globally, where UK law (and the laws of all other nations) stop at the US border. Or did you not notice members of the Hostage Rescue Team (FBI Agents) were embedded with Delta Force to arrest the Venezuelan president on Venezuelan soil.

2026 brings a bumper crop of Microsoft tech funerals

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Re: "Microsoft has given ample notice"

"You've sold a product and you have tens of thousands of customers paying annual licenses for those products. You're duty is to continue maintaining those products until there is no one left using them."

Sorry, but that does not make them more money this year than last year. You can see the bind they are in.

(Need sarcasm icon)

Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine

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Devil

Re: Please allow me...

"The CEO also said he will bring the incident to the attention of the Trump administration."

That avenue will cost them much more than 1% of their income. And the result is not guaranteed.

CES 2026 worst in show: AI girlfriends, a fridge that won't open unless you talk to it, and more

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Mute Man Dies of Starvation In Front of Full Fridge.

News story you will see in 2026.

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I'm thinking Jian-Yangs fridge after Anton was done with it.

Linus Torvalds: Stop making an issue out of AI slop in kernel docs – you're not changing anybody's mind

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Re: actual intelligence

The difference is, Europeans will admit when they are wrong.

The US is a mad dog lately that needs to be put down. Respect other nations laws? They don't even respect their own.

What the Linux desktop really needs to challenge Windows

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Re: snapflatimages

In a US Presidential election, the memorable quote was "It's the economy stupid..."

For the 2026 Linux Desktop, I have amended that to, "It's the gaming stupid..." Get gaming working on Linux and Windows support collapses. That's the last thing I keep Windows for, everything else is already working in Linux for me.

Electric cars no more likely to flatten you than the noisy ones, study finds

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Holmes

Re: Vehicle weight?

I would rather (and have for many years) driven 180KM/h on the unrestricted portions of the Autobahn with German drivers both close-in front and behind me, than drive in the States doing 50 KM/h. The mandatory traffic school pays great dividends. The quality of a BMW compared to a US car is staggering.

I know exactly what the Germans will do in most situations, where the yanks will turn left, from the right lane with the right hand indicator on, a coffee in one hand and phone in the other.

„Blinken, Bremsen, Besonnen fahren.“

Space-power startup claims it can beam energy to solar farms

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Re: But...why?

Your comment reflects a simplified view: “massive solar + storage > complex staged generation.” While your logic is appealing it overlooks practical constraints: energy storage scale, intermittency, land use, and costs. While technically plausible on paper, real-world implementation at 100 GW is extremely challenging.

LastPass hammered with £1.2M fine for 2022 breach fiasco

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Reality

There is no system, protocol, mechanism, or service that is 100% secure, 100% of the time.

Any platform that houses passwords is a target. Thanks to US Gov weakening and limiting encryption for their own nefarious uses, everyone is at risk.

Legacy Update expands archive of vanished Microsoft downloads

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For all that The Reg FOSS desk doesn't use Windows much any more...

Another reason to fall even deeper in love with you tall handsome bastards.

Block all AI browsers for the foreseeable future: Gartner

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Re: Just say no

Integration with Browsers is bad.

Embedding in the OS / Cloud good.

Gartner has the following firms as substantial stock holders:

- The Vanguard Group, Inc.

- BlackRock, Inc.

- State Street Corp

- Baron Capital Group, Inc.

All of whom supposably own significant Microsoft stock. Coincidence?

We'll beat China to the Moon, NASA nominee declares

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Re: Current NASA situation

"Might be simpler just to swap tanks, returning the empty to earth for the actual refill."

If they can use 47KG LPG cylinders, they get Calor Gas have one of their trucks pop round to swap out the empties."

"Delivering the warmth, comfort, and reliability of LPG to your doorstep."

Amazon primed to fuse Nvidia's NVLink into 4th-gen Trainium accelerators

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Joke

"In its current form, Nvidia's fifth-gen NVLink fabrics support up to 1.8 TB/s of bandwidth (900 GB/s in each direction) per GPU, but the company is on track to double that to 3.6 TB/s by next year."

Standard. "Yes, but can it run Crysis?" comment.

Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one

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Re: "Whatever legitimate places AI has, inside an OS ain't one"

My Linux workstation is remarkably AI free. I have a Docker with Python and my own LLM's, but they can be deleted with a single line of code.

I control the OS, not some corporation. Windows is the other way around and you'll pay them monthly to access your own data and like it.

Microsoft appears to move on from its most loyal ‘customers’ – Contoso and Fabrikam

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Re: "intelligent athletic apparel"

They changed from contoso to zava because of the short attention span of todays youth. Three syllables was too much for the Gen Z'ers.

Korean web giant Naver acquired crypto exchange Upbit, which reported a $30m heist a day later

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Is is hard to understand that anything can be used for scams:

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The stolen amount is very close to the payout for winning the Squid Game. (₩45.6 billion)

Coincidence?

GrapheneOS bails on OVHcloud over France's privacy stance

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Re: Data Sovereignty

>> We need something like Sealand, administered by stable, rational, well-principled people, and located in truly international waters.

Sealand can be taken over by the SBS in minutes. If out of any valid jurisdiction, you can be treated like the pirates of old.

As for finding "stable, rational, well-principled people," good luck with that in todays world.

Strong encryption, not designed or approved by the Americans, should be prevalent everywhere. It may not stop them, but it will slow them down. If they come after me and my devices, it delays then going after a journalist.

VMware isn’t budging in its pursuit of Siemens for alleged unpaid licenses

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>> VMware has shited it's focus

"Typo, or accurate?"

Little of column A and a little of column B.

Cabling survived dungeons and fish factories, until a lazy user took the network down

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Devil

Re: What is it with managers and training costs?

Never forget, HR represents the company, not you.

Too many people don't get that until they are walking out the door with all of their their possessions in a Bankers Box.

Rosalind Franklin rover catches a break as NASA reaffirms commitment

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Coffee/keyboard

Or...

We can use the money for another military parade through Washington.

Tiny tweak for Pi OS, big makeover for the Imager

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Happy

"50" gas plasma display."

Random memory.

My down stairs neighbor mounted a 50" plasma to the ceiling above his bed. That lasted a week before he took it down. When I asked why he did that, he said the TV position was great, but he laid awake at night continuously thinking "Don't fall on me. Don't fall on me..."

Seven years later, Airbus is still trying to kick its Microsoft habit

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Joke

Database?

Getting them to swap from MS Excel to MS Access takes ages.

US Navy scuttles Constellation frigate program for being too slow for tomorrow's threats

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Not to mention the last set of Iranian navy assets were primarily sunk using air-delivered ordinance. (Operation Praying Mantis - 18 April 1988)

https://youtu.be/5ihmIxZtMBQ?si=elq5rG6z2hKo4PaE

HSBC spies $207B crater in OpenAI's expansion goals

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Devil

Re: Funny money

You lose a billion here, a billion there and pretty soon you’re talking serious money.

Campbell's CISO canned after lawsuit alleges hour-long rant against staff and customers

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Childcatcher

Amazed I'm the first to say it...

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

DragonFire laser to be fitted to Royal Navy ships after acing drone-zapping trials

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Re: Coherent Beam Combining?!?

Coming soon: Drones with mirrors...

Ooooo... Laser powered drones. The more laserer the betterer.

Or we go full Dr Evil and have sharks with frikking laser beams on their heads.

Yes, it's late and I can't sleep. My voices tell me I'm perfectly sane, however. And that I need more booze and ammunition for some reason...

Vibe coding: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing (Sorry, Linus)

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"It's a useful coding assistant for a less experienced developer. It can help them along, but it can't safely do their work."

It's Clippy II - The Revenge...

Fired techie admits sabotaging ex-employer, causing $862K in damage

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Re: Damn Humans

The best revenge on a company that lets you go, is to do nothing.

Given my responsibilities, if they let me go there would be no one doing the small, innocuous maintenance jobs that keep production running (drive space, certs, balancing of resources). With no one doing those things, serious issues occur. When the phone rings and you see it's them, just don't answer.

They can't force you to answer questions if you don't work there.

SpaceX loses debut V3 Super Heavy in ground test mishap

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Mushroom

"Nice to see Von Musk's V3 is as reliable as his V2."

Consistency is key.

Many forget the USA was number 2 for a long time in the early days of rockets. The old Soviet Union was way ahead until they weren't. Kennedys speech and drive sent the US to the moon.

Good luck to all non-SpaceX vendors.

Google's AI is eating your email by default. Here's how to shut its mouth

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Devil

On By Default...

Should be OFF by default. Google, Microsoft, Apple, whatever.

Turn that crap OFF.

White House says China to lift rare earth export bans, stop probes into US tech companies

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Childcatcher

Re: WhiteHouse says China will play nicely

If China is being that nice, Trump just gave them Taiwan.

Google says reports of a Gmail breach have been greatly exaggerated

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Re: Mild

Not 183 million. Only 182.3 million, but marketing is on top of the spin.

With impeccable timing, AWS debuts automated cloud incident report generator

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Re: Impeccable timing

The Cloud is sooooooo 2024....

How do you solve a problem like Discovery?

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C'mon Guys, It's OBVIOUS...!

5. Engage Elon's Boring Company to dig a tunnel to Houston, then use Cybertrucks to pull it through.

Use some imagination...