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Part didn't fit so techie got out his screwdriver. Then something flew off the motherboard

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Re: How on earth does a HEATSINK have an active compent…

"Or, more commonly, bolted through the motherboard...."

As I recall (it was a while ago) the first introduction of the four holes was Socket 423 Pentium 4 that Intel introduced around 2000. It was just after the Y2K panic and didn't get wide release. The first widespread distribution was socket 478 / P4 the next year.

Before then the clip was king.

Russian missile uses Nvidia AI chip to help target Ukraine

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WTF?

You may recall Chamberlain waving a piece of paper at Hitler. That didn't end well.

Appeasing dictators leads to war more often than not.

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What annoys me the most is seeing news reports or government statements stating "shadow fleet" vessels are in UK waters with full loads of Russian oil and nothing is done. We grabbed the oligarch yachts, why are these ships allowed to carry oil out and supposably chips back in? Not to mention the repeated anchor dragging killing undersea cables.

These "Not-really-Russian" ships are carrying embargoed oil and our politicians, knowing this, do nothing. Isn't that why we're paying for Gibraltar?

The Royal Navy just follows these ships today. How about some SBS ship boarding exercises to do surprise customs and ship inspections. Oh, not enough life jackets? Well, that's one load of oil seized and a new artificial reef to attract SCUBA tourists. Next...

Wagging your finger at them as they go by isn't proving very effective to date. Enough diplomacy. Time for a kick in the balls to get their attention.

Twitch feeds your streams to Amazon's AI unless you tell it to stop

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Re: Infuriating

"If it was opt-in, nobody would opt in," he said. "That's honestly the answer. So it's going to be on by default."

The overarching 'F the ignorant' mindset that most corporations have. Where is that zombie apocalypse when you need it?

China launches mysterious probe into security of Palo Alto Networks' products

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Re: Correction

I suspect there has always been piss poor programming, but the modern tools are just better at discovering issues. AI certainly helps.

https://cve.icu/

Might close a few NSA sponsored back doors if we're lucky.

'Asimov was right' about rules for robots, says ex-US Cyber Director

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Re: Actions that would be illegal for a human...

Read the ToC. The corporation, its staff, executives or managing directors cannot be held responsible for independent acts of AI or AI assisted hardware (aka DeathBots).

Windows 10 LTSC 2021 has five months before security updates cost extra

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And yay, the faithless come to the tree of truth over time. They stand under the fair Linux branches of peace and prosperity, sheltering from the vile winds of the Microsoft marketing department.

In time, all shall be saved... So it is written.

IT department put sticky notes on the laptops to help employees log in

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You're Laughing, But It's Coming...

IT: We set you up on a brand new laptop. We had to reset your password.

Worker: Great, what's the new password?

IT: Can't tell you. It's against policy.

NASA boss balks at billion-dollar estimate for recycled Moon rover

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Childcatcher

Reassemble the team that put the Voyager probes together. Bit on the grey side by now, but by God they made hardware that lasts.

Microsoft is losing the battle to protect license lucre. It better get used to the feeling

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Re: Great start, and then...

"Note that software patents is mostly a US thing, so meh."

Understand that U.S. law can reach well beyond its borders. In some circumstances, a U.S. court can enter a judgment against you even if you have never set foot in the United States or held any business interests there.

Nor has the U.S. government shown much respect for judicial independence lately. Just ask the ICC judges it sanctioned for authorizing arrest warrants for Netanyahu over alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity.

And I, for one, welcome our new Great Pumpkin overlord—may his executive orders be limitless, his immunity absolute, and his pumpkin patch forever above the law.

Amazon's AGI department finds humans are optional

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Coffee/keyboard

I do find it amazing AGI is being actively promoted when AI is still an inaccurate sh*t show.

Ready - Fire - Aim!

(Or why does my package tracking show it in North Korea?)

The Document Foundation says Microsoft's file formats keep users on a short leash

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Mushroom

Re: I send all documents as pdf files.

All standards are universal until MS gets their dirty hands on them.

Then they look like a Chinese takeaway after a squid ink bladder explodes all over your meal.

Windows 10 refuses to die, and the security bill is coming due

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Re: Which 16.9%?

I still have Win10 at home. It works just fine. I use it for games that refuse to run on Linux. Everything else is already converted over and Linux is now my daily driver.

MS Promised me Win 10 would be my last OS and I'm holding them to that.

Linux gaming has come a long way, to the point where the vast majority of single-player and indie titles either run natively or work flawlessly through Proton, but a few important hurdles still remain. The biggest is kernel-level anti-cheat and DRM, where some publishers still refuse to enable Linux support even though technologies like Easy Anti-Cheat and BattlEye can support it. Beyond that, there are occasional launchers that behave badly, a handful of games that rely on undocumented Windows APIs, and the inevitable day-one patches that briefly break compatibility until Proton catches up. Hardware support is now excellent for modern AMD and NVIDIA GPUs, controller support is mature, and Vulkan has eliminated many of the graphics issues that once plagued Linux gaming. At this point, Linux doesn't need a technical miracle to become a first-class gaming platform—it mostly needs publisher cooperation, especially on anti-cheat, and developers to treat Linux and Proton as supported targets rather than afterthoughts.

Games are the last anchor holding the user to Windows and MS knows it.

Allstate Insurance quits Broadcom, alleges vengeful license audit on the way out

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Broadcom didn't care when the little fish left, but a whale decides to go and whoa Nelly...

Same thing when politicians don't give a damn about small businesses and drive them out in favour of WalMart, not realizing the Mom and Pops employ 80% of the population. Tax base, gone.

Microsoft flips Windows Backup to on by default unless you're in the EU

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Re: Every week...

Well, as they said, it isn’t really a backup. It’s more of a preview of how your files would look in witness protection.

Startup targets datacenters with 3D-printed nuclear reactor module

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Re: Vapourware

@ Fr. Ted Crilly

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VKOjKaevlgoAAAAC/reality-dreams-reality-dreams-father-dougal.gif

Anthropic is removing its covert code for catching Chinese competitors

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WTF?

Re: The biter bit?

The Chinese don't scrape other models.

They are too busy grabbing Tibet and the South China Sea plus working on securing their new vacation homes in Taiwan.

NASA unsure Boeing Starliner will ever be certified for human flight

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Re: Vostok 1

"In other words, mankind has known "how to do this" for getting on *seventy years*."

In disposable rockets, using massive amounts of fuel with massive teams of genius boffins driving each stride forward with slide rules. NASA never wanted to make money doing it. Modern corporations do (the more, the better) so reusable with fast turnarounds and low cost labour are the new metrics.

Safety is a loss leader in their eyes. Manned crews will have to die before things change for the better. Apollo 1 is the horrible example of how cost cutting impacts on the crew before valid changes embracing safety come into effect.

UK.gov vows to cut consultancy spending, then hands up to £350M to consultancies

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Re: Fair enough

No. This needs a (gasp!) Blue Ribbon Committee.

Former Microsoft engineer shrinks Notepad down to size

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Devil

Notepad was for plain text. WordPad was for RTF. Word was for WTF.

Health board apologizes for phishing staff with with bogus vacation day

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Re: Missing the point?!

The security team needs to be as devious as the real thing to educate the staff what happens when you click on a link you don't recognize.

Apologies? Never...

Why Amazon hates 'human-in-the-loop' AI governance

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Re: System failure

Thumb up for the obscure reference. Made me smile.

Tesco is sprinting to quit VMware and Broadcom despite rapid migration risks

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Re: The Screwers and the Screwed

"So having a reputation for taking no shit from vendors is worth the pain of the trial, unless you're being offered truly stupid amounts of cash."

If they are offering stupid amounts of cash, then it may be worth saying no and going to trial for the full amount. However, lawyers, being the stout and upstanding citizens they are, will consider taking a massive payday today or maybe a bigger payday later and will take the easy road every time for purely personal gain.

The US DOJ does that all the time. 'Sign this, admitting guilt and a 3 year sentence or we go to trail and you risk taking a 30+ year sentence in maximum security.' The fact they are completely innocent and all evidence is flawed beyond words is lost on them. They just want another coveted "convicted" tick on the case to advance their own careers.

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Re: The Screwers and the Screwed

Many out of court settlements occur in the last 48 hours before the trial starts.

There is always a 'no blame' clause as well. "Here's 600 million, but remember, we didn't actually do anything wrong here..."

Google told researcher 'Nice catch!' Then denied bug bounty for flaw it still hasn't fixed

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Mushroom

"I'm just a guy saying I don't understand how this is true"

If true it costs them money. They only have $38.1 billion in cash and cash equivalents (as of March 31, 2026) so paying out a bounty might leave them with less cash in the bank.

You can see the bind that puts them in.

Met Police boss threatens to cut 700 frontline jobs after Palantir deal blocked

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Re: MPS threatens to thcream and thecream until it sick

"A nice fat set of monthly brown envelopes."

A nice fat set of cryptocurrency USB drives. (Our MP's have embraced technology)

Fixed it for you.

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Re: No Comment

"The Met use them for "Professional Standards investigations"

The machine designated for that investigation fell down some stairs on the way to the nick.

Trump phone has HTC guts. Tremendous guts. The best guts

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Ahh, the Obama coins that were heavily referenced in Hillary's emails.

Apple version of Office 2019 becomes useless in a month

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Piracy is justified in many instances.

Just follow the eleventh commandment.

Vercel escapes contempt rap after admitting it botched FBI warrant response

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"When a federal court issues a search warrant, it is not a suggestion, but a mandatory directive, essential to the pursuit of justice, that a recipient company must comply with," said A. Tysen Duva, assistant attorney general at the Justice Department's Criminal Division."

Just like Congress issuing a law forcing the release of all Epstein files, right...? Right?

Angry bug hunter with Microsoft beef drops new Windows 0-day

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Get off MS as fast as possible.

Intel bit off more than it could chew with 18A process node

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Nothing to do with this at all...

Intel’s last major layoff was announced in July 2025, when Intel said it expected its “core workforce” to fall to about 75,000 by the end of 2025, down from 99,500 at the start of 2025. That implied roughly 24,500 fewer roles through layoffs, attrition, and restructuring.

'Trying to do too much,' he says. Or trying to do what you did when you had 99,500 employees with only 75,000 demoralized workers.

Angry devs vow to flee GitHub Copilot as metered billing takes hold

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Re: “Gone. For basically nothing.”

You don't understand.

Microsoft need to charge devs that extra money to not pay out bug bounties. So your money is just resting in their account.

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Thank you Goodfellas....

Now the developer’s got Copilot as a partner.

Any problems, he goes to Copilot.

Trouble with the function? He can go to Copilot.

Trouble with the build, the tests, the docs, the pull request, he can call Copilot.

But now the guy’s gotta come up with Microsoft’s credits every month, no matter what.

Project bad?

“F*** you, pay me.”

Oh, the agent looped for an hour?

“F*** you, pay me.”

Copilot rewrote half the repo and broke the other half, huh?

“F*** you, pay me.”

Also, Copilot could do anything.

Especially run up usage on the account’s credit.

And why not?

Nobody’s watching the meter anyway.

And as soon as the prompts go in the front door, the credits go out the back.

You take a twenty-dollar subscription and you burn it down in an afternoon.

It doesn’t matter.

It’s all billable.

And then finally, when there’s nothing left, when you can’t run another model, ask another question, or let the agent touch another file, they bust the plan out.

They own the meter.

FCC warns US broadcasters their licenses are a privilege, not a right

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Re: Yes it's a privilège

America's Constitution and system of government are being tested as never before.

And from what I can see, they are failing badly on almost all points.

After continually ticking off their allies and cozying up to their enemies, then starting "special military operations" in the Middle East, they are heading to a dark place indeed.

Mine's the one with "The Rise and Fall of The Roman Empire" in the pocket.

Disgruntled 0-day hunter 'humiliated' by Microsoft pledges 'bone shattering drop' as Redmond calls cops

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Big Brother

Re: Security?

“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.”

George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984), Part Two, Chapter 9.

Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo

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Re: Short cuts make long delays, but at least nothing shorted out

If I explicitly told a junior to do something and they pulled that on me, their feet would not touch the ground as they headed out the door at speed.

'All's well that ends well', does not justify the idiocy and potential damage to the device and even them. That junior owes that lady a drink every Friday for the rest of her life.

FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship after another launch mishap

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"Making methane requires energy. Where is that to come from?"

The underpants of the Commander in Chief.

As Musk has an IPO scheduled, expect a Great Pumpkin override to the FAA in 3... 2... 1...

NASA to pull an IKEA by dropping tons of plastic, metal, and glass on the Moon

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Re: Nice to see

Everyone building Ikea stuff always loses the little hex Allen key.

Megalodon chums the waters in 5.5K+ GitHub repo poisonings

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Stop

Will Jason Statham save us?

No. No he won't.

Plex appeal fades as Lifetime Pass jumps to $750

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Re: This is to get FOMO subscribers...

Seeing as they can amend their EULA at will to redefine what a 'lifetime' is, expect this to be cancelled at some point in the future.

PLEX is dead to me now.

NASA's Psyche mission set for a brief encounter with Mars

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"And, of course, the use of gravity assists highlights the work undertaken by boffins in trajectory planning to calculate exactly how a spacecraft should be launched and what corrections are needed to achieve the required precision."

Boffins are great, until they confuse kilometers with miles.

London cops hail fixed facial recognition cams after suspects collared every 35 mins

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Re: Stranger things

All 469,827 images were retained, save for the 1,278 that captured politicians leaving sex clubs. Those were deleted immediately by the Chief Constable.

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The cops do.

SpaceX sets date for Starship test that asks: Did we break anything in the upgrade?

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Report Abuse?

Microsoft makes Copilot easier to summon, harder to ignore in Office

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Any separation between Windows and Office was killed off many years ago.

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"We heard from many of you that you're unsure how to start engaging with Copilot,"

Funny statement since most people are giving Copilot the middle finger and deliberately NOT using it.

'Hmmm, instead of actually fixing this, let's put marketing in charge of answering customer concerns.'

Worm rubs out competitor's malware, then takes control

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Pub O'Clock

Grandad, where were you when the malware wars started?

Raspberry Pi wants Windows admins to Connect – or it might pull the plug

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"Administrators who want a Windows version of Raspberry Pi Connect..."

Anyone installing Windows on a Rasp Pi should be shackled and shipped off to The International Criminal Court in The Hauge for a war crimes trial.

UK puts £20.5M behind 'numberplate for the skies' to keep tabs on drones

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The Obvious Political Answer

Get law abiding people to register their drones.

No one would DARE fly an unlicensed drone would they.

That's how to politicians solved the e-bike crisis, right? Right!?