* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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UK government's war on e-cigs is over

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Re: No vaping in the workplace please

"And I worry whether it is really adequately regulated for users' safety."

Regulation implies harm, and since the most senior medical professionals in the country are pushing forward evidence based policy in favour of vaping, then I think someone will have to demonstrate harm before any evidence based regulations are added to those already existing ones.

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Re: We already know.

"There's already been the case of the caramel flavour that's carcinogenic when heated and inhaled, but perfectly safe when flavouring food."

Citation please, I'd really like to know about that.

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Re: Jesus, NO!

"No, because that's an entirely natural process."

Fair enough. You won't mind us all following you around and doing the natural thing whenever we're near you then? Or maybe there are social norms around the subject? Maybe vaping simply doesn't have those social norms yet but you'd rather ban it than see if there's a better solution?

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Re: Jesus, NO!

"Nothing worse that walking in a crowded area and suddenly being engulfed in a cloud of artificial-smelling nastiness"

It seems you only see a "problem" because you only see the minority who mix their own juices and end up exhaling huge clouds. You obviously don't notice the majority who don't do that.

Next you'll be shrilling "think of the children!" Maybe you think all cars should be banned because you only notice the bad drivers, and barely register the decent drivers?

Vendors rush to call everything AI even if it isn't, or doesn't help

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Re: Not the worst way to destroy excess value...

"marketing hype kills fewer - maybe?"

Depends on how you define "marketing". I'm sure the arms industry does marketing.

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Re: Wow

From the article: "Gartner analyst Jim Hare in a July 6th piece of research"

I guess he's been reading the El Reg comments section over the past years worth of AI stories. No other "research" required since so many of us have called this so many times over that time span.

Security robot falls into pond after failing to spot stairs or water

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Re: Recorded in the executive VP's rest room by hidden CEO spycam....

The joke icon implies that you think that isn't what happens. :-)

the incident was “an isolated event”.

Yes, aren't they all, when things go wrong. But since they don't have a fleet of bots on site, they are technically correct. It was one robot in isolation.

US laptops-on-planes ban now applies to just one airport, ends soon

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Re: Guns

"far more dangerous to US citizens than the terrorists the laptop ban"

Has there ever actually been a "laptop bomb" incident or is this one of those "we have received intel so will ban laptops" things? If the latter, the terrorist just have to keep coming up with ever more ludicrous schemes, drop a hint to the "enemy" security services and watch the results as it "terrorises" the intended targets for little to no effort

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Re: "Ironically Riyadh has really strict security checks on arrival."

"Highly, given how many of the 9/11 bombers were Saudi nationals."

And all those people attempting to take guns onto aircraft at US airports are mainly US nationals. This makes one wonder if US airport security meets the standards they are enforcing on the rest of the world and how many guns are not detected and make it onto US domestic flights.

We keep hearing how incompetent the TSA are yet they are discovering many guns every week. If they are so incompetent, they may be missing 100's every week.

2017: The FBI alerts parents to dangers of Internet of Sh*t toys

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"There is more chance of the second coming of Jesus than getting an update for IoT tat."

True, but now there is official advise out there so that makes it easier to return for a refund (or sue) when it's blindingly obvious that the manufacturer didn't even take reasonable measure to test the security of the device. The majority may not even notice or care, but some will. That's also likely to make the news too, so more become aware. Especially if it leads to class actions and product recalls.

Juicy fine for Bradford firm after it blurts one million spam texts

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To send emails and browse the interwebs? Or am I comparing apples to oranges?

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Re: True Consent

"Is there anybody who actually signs up to receive marketing texts, in full knowledge of what they are doing?"

In some circumstance in the past, yes. But these days many of them just take the piss and send out spams way more often than they need to. No, I bloody well don't need more printer ink from InkFactory and spamming me two or three times per week isn't going to change my mind, it's just going to piss me off enough to go somewhere else next time!!!!

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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Re: Ground rules

"getting someone in to impersonate a much younger Nicholas Courtney"

Considering Nicholas Courtney has been dead for six years...

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Re: This is the BBC making a quota

"What are you afraid of?"

Oh, that is soooo loaded. In the general context here, that sort of questions is usually used to imply someone is a latent gay in a derogatory way. Is that what you meant?

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Re: the idea of a black Spiderman?

"b) A black teen, who gets spiderman-like powers"

Yes, I think you raise a good point. There's no need to mess with "history" to re-create long running characters as something different to what they are and/or have been for generations of kids growing up. Create new dynamic, heroic roles, be inventive instead re-booting the same stuff again and again. (although to be fair, many of the original TV and film incarnations of superheroes from Marvel and DC in the 60s, 70s and 80s were pretty crap even at the time. Original Captain America anyone?

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Re: Hmm

"If rebooting the franchise is OK at all, why couldn't it be a black science geek who gets a dose of radioactive spider venom this time around?"

I think I heard somewhere about a new Thor, God of Thunder being a woman in a re-make.

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Re: Regenerate a few more fingers?

"If we're going to be picky, didn't Tate effectively become a quasi-Doctor until it started to burn out her brain and she got wiped?"

Well, being picky, she gained some Time Lord power but didn't actually become The Doctor. As did Rose before her. You're probably being mis-led by Donnas comments about gaining the powers where she hysterically referred to herself as Dr Donna.

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Re: Regenerate a few more fingers?

Joanna Lumley was a Doctor, somewhere in between McGann and Ecclestone."

Lenny Henry was the Doctor before Joanna Lumley, and for almost as long!

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"What TV producers should be doing is creating high quality new shows with female leads, or strong new female characters in existing Universes."

This!

Maybe they could have made a River Song spin off. Or get the rights to Berni Summerfield from the books.

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Re: @King Jack:

"Or at least, if you have to explain that something is a joke, it's really not that funny."

There no such thing as a universally funny joke. There's always someone who needs it explaining. At which point it's no longer funny to anyone.

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Re: Haters are going to hate

"Haters are going to hate" has to be the stupidest phrase in current use.

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Re: annoying Peri

"Couldn't watch any of the episodes featuring Peri."

She was ok with the sound turned off. Especially *that* regeneration scene :-)

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Re: Overstated importance of fans

Geordie Daleks?

"EH UP EX-TER-MIN-ATE"

As a true born Geordie, I suspect your Dalek is from a bit further south, such as Yorkshire.

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Re: Sorry, but ...

"apart from Colin Baker with only 2"

His 3rd series was cancelled (strikes?), there was no Dr Who that year.

Jesus walks away after 7,000lb pipe van incident

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Re: You said it, man.

"There are people that believe Mary Magdalene was his wife and not a whore. "

Assuming he existed at all, that's quite likely. It would be quite unusual for a man not to be married in that time and place.

Media mogul Murdoch's 'Sky dataset' swallow poses 'grave threat'

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Re: "Well Murdoch is not necessarily a Conservative supporter either "

"All that helps Murdoch's businesses and increases his influence is good. Everything else is bad (to Murdoch)."

Sounds like Trump! Prime Minister Murdoch? <gulp>

Nearly three-quarters of convicted TV Licence non-payers are women

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"Is there any possibility that this is one of those crimes that are actually perpetrated more often by women, or is that too simple an explanation?"

Probably. But most single parents are women too which might be another factor.

Facebook users pwnd by phone with account recovery vulnerability

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"Cold caller spam?"

And you can be sure that the previous owner of your new number didn't spaff that number all over the place?

My company mobile number of 10 years was used by a previous employee who also used it for his own business. It was quite literally *years* before calls for him from his clients finally stopped.

UK.gov snaps on rubber gloves, prepares for mandatory porn checks

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Re: Fantastic use of Godwins law

"When I was a kid I owned the router, network cables, and my parents computer was my hand-me-down box."

You're parents probably didn't use computers for everything when they were at school. A fair number of current parents of school age kids did. I'd expect them to at least be aware of 'net security, safety and monitoring.

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Re: Being hard up has new meaning...

"I wonder if there is a case for the ECHR under human rights. Depriving people of access to something in an arbitrary way."

Rules come into force in 2018, we leave the EU not that long afterwards and once that happens, May will be moving to get the UK out of the ECHR too. She's on record as wanting that. And at the speed justice works, it'll no longer be relevant.

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"How do you fine companies not based in the UK or EC?"

They get added to the ISP "anti-piracty block list" as we advance further down the well predicted slippery slope.

Brit neural net pioneer just revolutionised speech recognition all over again

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Re: It's the complexity we need

"I seem to recall seeing a programme on TV in the last... year or three... about somewhere foreign* (even more exotic that Scotland), where they also had names for colours that we* would consider mere shades. To their way of thinking, those colours were utterly distinct."

I have that same vague memory. Aussie Aboriginals, or maybe a tribe somewhere in Africa. Many words for different colours of blue but none for green, or something like that.

Google unleashes 20m lab-created blood-thirsty freaks on a city. And this is a good thing, it says

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Re: You're being downvoted

"(Despite history showing that Sicentists are usually always wrong)"

Do you have proof of that or just faith in your righteousness?

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"Next weeks news ( Fake or not) When the mosquitos we released into the wild the interaction with "X" provided a completely unexpected result...and as such the human population of Fresno was suddenly rendered sterile...."

They all turn into MosquitoMan/Woman and get the superpower of being able to whine irritatingly in the bedroom.

Burglary in mind? Easy, just pwn the home alarm

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Re: iSmart

Yeah, the irony meter just wrapper its needle around the stop. It's waaaaay past 11.

A security system with almost no security FFS!

IETF moves meeting from USA to Canada to dodge Trump travel ban

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Re: The White House don't care

"here are plenty of people like me who are voting with their feet and going elswhere."

Are there any reports of US tourism destinations reporting dips in visitor numbers? Maybe the Trump hotel chain has some numbers?

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Re: stupid politics

"You have to explain why customs can look up your arse for drugs, but should leave your phone untouched."

Reasonable suspicion? Probable cause? Wrong colour skin? A furriner?

Beware, sheep rustlers of the South West of England! Police drone spy unit gets to work

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Re: Battery life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLPnH5nmGc

That's very nice, but the distortion effect of the wide angle lens does weird things to my head. There should be no visible curvature to the horizon at that altitude so it makes the whole scene look "wrong". It's almost disturbing.

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Re: Battery life

"However there is an alternative, tethered power systems like this "

Does no one build and sell ICE based drones? I could imagine syncing 4 or more 2-3cc engines might be a challenge, or a single larger engine with more complex mechanical linkages and pitch control on the props, but it should be capable of significantly longer flight durations and near as dammit instant "recharge".

Funnily enough, charging ££££s for trashy bling-phones wasn't a great idea

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Re: they should have rebranded...

perhaps we could have your list of Jamie Jones Approved Spending For the Mega Rich?"

JamieJones Estate Agents

JamieJones Banking Services

JamieJones Luxery Cars

JamieJones Luxery Yachts

JamieJones Catering Service

JamieJones Security Service

JamieJones ......

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Re: "paying out the nose"

"Wouldn't that be 'anus' and not 'sphincter'?"

Oh, that's just horiiblus!

Physicists send supersonic shock waves rippling through a lab

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Re: The Weibel instability

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

Yes, also old enough!

Pastor la vista, baby! FCC enforcers shut down church pirate radio

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Re: "The cost is about £5-6k/month"

"enforce the 'local content' rules for 'local' radio broadcasters, rather than continuing to encourage the unstoppable rollout of national networks such as Heart/Capital/etc."

That's probably a bit difficult to do in an atmosphere of the BBC reducing the local content of their local stations.

Eggheads identify the last animal that will survive on Earth until the Sun dies

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Re: The power

output of the sun is rising (well its surface temperature is)

ISTR reading somewhere that our sun is a variable of sorts. And we've not been able to measure its temperature for long, barely an eye blink of it's current age, so is it safe to make estimates based on almost no data?

US border cops search cloud accounts? Ha ha, nope, negative, no way, siree – Homeland Sec

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"Still, I am very curious what they would say If I refused to let them look inside."

Depending on your local data protection laws and whether the data is personally identifiable, I suspect you should probably not be taking it out of your country anyway. If it's not personally identifiable data and your local laws are ok about it, then I doubt it would matter if they saw it. On the other hand, they may think it's some sort of encrypted terrorist manual and arrest you anyway.

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Re: Sighs

"ein Berliner."

Mmmmm...I'll have two and a mug of covefee please!

Juicero does to its staff what your hands can do to its overpriced juice sacks

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Yes, that was pretty much my thoughts on this guy too! And the price dropping with acceptance in comparison to the various coffee pod machines? That's a joke too. Those coffee pod machines are hugely overpriced too, an average cup being 4 or more times the price of using a normal cheap filter or espresso machine. My espresso in particular cost only about £30 and is easy to clean. (pressure vessel type, not mechanically pumped, so almost nothing to break or wear out)

I wonder how many of those being "let go" were early employees with share options they now won't get? That seems to be the MO with a lot of Silly Valley start-ups.

Dear racist Airbnb host, we've enrolled you in an Asian American studies course

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*I and many others of my generation understand the reference to "Heinz 57"

FYI, Heinz have been a name brand in the UK for very long time too, and also used the "57 varieties" slogan. It's not unusual to hear a mongrel dog have it's "breed" described "Heinz 57", or just "Heinz"

Now here's a novel idea: Digitising Victorian-era stamp duty machines

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a process that began in 1694,

In the US, anything done more than twice is a "tradition" because to most people, there's very little history. That stamp process is older than the USA.

Truck spills slimy load all over Oregon road – drivers slip in eel slick

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overturned #Slime #Eel truck

Never having used Twitter, how do those hashtag things work? Does the user have to put them in or does Twitter do it for you? I'm not sure how tagging as ''Slime" works since that will link to tags of all sort of totally unrelated things.

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