* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Boffins use inkjets to print explosives

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Re: I can't be the only one ...

"... who has long thought that mixing thermite and inkjet printers is good idea."

The White Rabbit Project, starring the Mythbusters B team, had Grant Imhara demonstrate what happens when an unmodified inkjet printer has it's inks replaced with accelerates. The heat used in the normal inkjet printing process is enough to set the whole thing on fire.

Meltdown, Spectre bug patch slowdown gets real – and what you can do about it

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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't modern X86 (x64) basically RISC architecture nowadays?"

That's my understanding too. X86 is basically an emulation running on the RISC core. I thought that's what the microcode was all about, ie the CPU is a computer running a microcode programme to pretend to be a CISC X86. I wonder what it would be capable of if the X86 bit was removed or some other way of exposing the native silicon to programmers?

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Re: so, er...

"will be mitigated over time"

I wonder if its this bit? How can hardware faults be "mitigated over time"? Surely only software can mitigate the hardware fault by working around it. Sure, patches with more time spent on them might get more efficient, but that is still never going to mitigate the slowdowns caused by the hardware fault workaround. Maybe Intels "over time" reference is about people replacing hardware on a time scale?

In other words, they can't get rid of the slow downs until the users buy new kit.

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Re: Don't buy a new Intel based system for a while?

"Except, AMD and ARM designs are affected too -- which everyone seems to be ignoring. The initial reports that broke in the media said AMD and others were unaffected: this is not the case, as has been widely publicised."

That's because everyone is conflating 3 issues. The first one is Intel specific, the other two affect other CPUs to varying degrees and likely more difficult to exploit.

Mystery surrounds fate of secret satellite slung by SpaceX

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the 45th Space Wing?

How big is a "Space Wing" that they have at least 45 of them?

Whizzes' lithium-iron-oxide battery 'octuples' capacity on the cheap

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Re: 8 times longer battery times in mobile phones

"There's no market for phones with a week of battery life, otherwise you'd see such phones that weigh a pound and are 20mm thick."

And yet almost everyone I know is always whinging about battery life on their phone or keeping calls short "because my battery is low".

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Re: Where are they now

"Why pay more for a roof that will last 100 years when you won't be around to see it need repair (other than storms, fire, etc.) either way?"

Re-sale value? Sell a house where the buyer knows they won't have to spend $$$ on a new roof every 5 years?

The healing hands of customer support get an acronym: Do YOU have 'tallah-toe-big'?

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Re: Meeeeee tooooooo.....

"I sense a marketing opportunity here for The Reg: “TALATOBIG” club "

Sponsored by Costa and/or Starbucks? ta-LATO-big ;-)

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Re: IICBTIMAF

"And it gets bonus points if it manages to pop up the dialog box behind everything else."

...and it's not immediately obvious on the task bar either, what with the 180 documents and apps all being open at the same time "just in case".

UK.gov admits porn age checks could harm small ISPs and encourage risky online behaviour

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"Restrictions were somewhat relaxed after the issues were pointed out."

No doubt that was also the time when people who lived in or had an interest in esSEX, sCUNThorpe and PENIStone had issues using t'internet too.

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Re: "blocking ... between 1 and 50 sites a year"

"Sadly that last line is probably a little too close to the bone for many of the older party members.."

Well played sir! An exuberance of double entendres!

Microsoft patches Windows to cool off Intel's Meltdown – wait, antivirus? Slow your roll

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Free BSD popped up a message yesterday.

"4 January: About the Meltdown and Spectre attacks: FreeBSD was made aware of the problems in late December 2017. We're working with CPU vendors and the published papers on these attacks to mitigate them on FreeBSD. Due to the fundamental nature of the attacks, no estimate is yet available for the publication date of patches."

Looks like they'll be late to the party with any fixes since they weren't deemed important enough to be told about it months ago like the big boys.

UK drone collision study didn't show airliner window penetration

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"Thats all very nice but what if drones go into each of the engines? A long shot I know but for a serious attack a 'cluster' of drones could be launched."

I suspect that even under ideal conditions, targeting a jet engine intake with any sense of reliability is going to be TOUGH. Doing it to two simultaneously will be near as dammit impossible.

Consider. Working in 3D space at distance enough that your drone(s) are mere specks aiming for a target maybe about 10' diameter (and also little more than a speck) with no background reference objects for ranging or perspective and said target is moving at 200+knots.

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Re: What happens if you freeze them ?

"That was when they thought they could build super high speed tilting train. The attempt was parked in the sidings."

All down to politics and lack of will to spend money. The tech was sold off and now we import Pendelino trains based on it. SOP for UK inventions.

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Re: Let's just accept that the UK

"doesn't do evidence based policy."

Of course we do! We just always make sure to choose the "right" evidence. If the facts don't fit, find some more that do fit and adjust context as required.

Jocks in shock as Irn-Bru set to slash sugar and girder content

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Re: Casual offence by referring to Scots as Jocks, typical English based bigotry

"Nothing like a bit of a casual racism,"

I think you are confused between race and nationality.

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Re: Guess what?

"My God, the midges aren't enough, you want mosquitoes as well?"

Scottish midges saw off the mosquitoes years ago. They won't be back! It was carnage I tell you, carnage!

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Re: Lateral Thinking

"I don't know why people have this idea that Irn-Bru is unknown in England. Maybe they live so far south that they get their info from the French."

Yep, we always had access to Irn Bru right back from being a kid 50 years ago. Then again, Newcastle is further North than some parts of Scotland.

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Re: Lateral Thinking

"Surprised we're not on the same on salt,"

We are. There are already Govt. threats in place over the salt levels in food. I find when eating out I need to add salt. Same when cooking. I need to add salt when using some pre-made ingredients when in the past I'd not have done. Tinned beans (of all types, not just baked beans) tinned tomatoes etc. all seem to have very low salt levels. Even OXO cubes seem to lack any salt nowadays.

US Homeland Security breach compromised personal info of 200,000+ staff

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Re: 'I wonder who they will find to extradite to the US for this one?'

"Plus, this fixes everything right?.. "performing a 360-degree review"... Sounds like they'll be chasing their own tails."

Nice, chasing their own tails doing a full circle. Whenever I see that 360 degree thing, I always wonder why they ignore the vertical axis. Looking around is ok, but you also need to look up and down. But I'll be snagging your chasing tails reference for later use :-)

Wannabe W1 DOW-er faked car crash to track down reg plate's owner

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"Because they're too busy nicking people who have just bought a second-hand car that has apparently used the wrong font on the plate, even with perfect spacing, and which has been driving around another part of the country for several years without difficulty."

Usually it's because the crappy ANPR cameras can't cope with any variation from the strict letter of the law in number plate design. Now that tax discs are gone, ANPR is how VED dodgers are caught so pretty much any number plate which isn't read by ANPR is seen as "suspect" and likely to result in a stop by any ANPR equipped plodmobile.

Non-standard plates have always been illegal, but when it was down to the Mk.1 eyeball, it was generally easily readable so they didn't bother with the minor offences so much.

Meltdown, Spectre: The password theft bugs at the heart of Intel CPUs

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Re: Obligataory brexit link

"This work was supported in part by the European Research Council (ERC) under the European Union’s Horizon 2020 research and innovation programme (grant agreement No 681402)."

One of the teams was an Austrian university so it's not a huge leap to realise one or more of the team or their resources was grant funded rather than a specific grant to do this specific research,

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Re: Lead time on new CPUs?

"MS have previously said that they would not support Win7 on new Intel processors like Kaby Lake. Throwing away your old CPU may not be an option for some corporates."

Does this mean Win7 won't run on Kabylake or just that they don't "support" it to the extent that some on-chip features or optimisations won't work and they won't be fixing that?

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Re: Colour me surprised ....

"If there's a problem with the silicon it goes well beyond OS unless a particular OS knows to look for that issue and develop around it."

Ah yes, the bane of FOSS driver devs. GFX cards especially seem to end up with multiple bugs in the silicon and have undocumented s/w workarounds in the drivers (not that they are documented much, if at all, anyway)

We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare

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"Game Of CPU's"

Game of Silly-Con[e]s

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Is that you Prof. Forbin?

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Re: Late to the party

"Basically, as soon as Linus revealed that there was a kernel patch that would have a notable performance penalty, the whole thing was going to be exposed."

Not to mention the fact that as soon as a FOSS patch is released, the code is available for all to see and read, albeit in this case with the code comments redacted to make it a little more difficult. The various parties involved may have agreed to a dated embargo, but the source code can't be held back till then.

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Re: Daily Telegraph hackette on the BBC World Service this morning

"Anybody at all "on the BBC" is likely to display utter ignorance, otherwise they wouldn't be working for the BBC or invited to speak."

There was a Reg guy interviews on BBC R4 at lunchtime. He seemed to be struggling with explaining it in a way Joe public would understand. He didn't sound too experienced at being interviewed, but then I suppose he's paid to be the interviewer, not the interviewee :-)

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"Not to mention dishonest..."

I'd go further and call it lying. Corporate lying. The person writing the PR may have been writing honestly based on what they had been told, but at least some of the people providing the information either lied outright or lied by omission. Arse covering, plausible deniable, all adding up to corporate lying.

Fetch calls Uber's bluff: See you in court, bros!

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I'm torn...

Uber is suing an ad company who are counter suing Uber. I can't decide which side I want to win. Is it wrong to be on the side of the lawyers this time?

Proposed Brit law to ban b**tards brandishing bots to bulk-buy tickets

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"Ticket reselling is a parasitic business model that is grossly unfair and should have no place in modern business."

And people think "disruptive business models" like Uber are a new thing? :-)

There's nothing new about people finding a niche as a middleman with little to no benefit to anyone other than themselves in the long run. The customers always end up paying more while the suppliers save a few pennies and make people redundant.

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"you can't re-sell your own football (soccer) ticket. That's utter testicles so far as I can see. If it's yours, you may sell it for whatever price you can get"

That's one of the unintended consequences of attempting to stop the professional touts.

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Re: Buying tickets?

"What's this about having to pay for tickets? Don't you just go "Hi, can you put me on the guestlist for..." and then just turn up at the front of the queue?"

You must be a peasant. I get my butler to do that for me.

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Re: primary auctions are the solution

"I don't have any sympathy for punters or bands in this debate - no one is forcing punters to pay high prices, and the bands and their management are just plain stupid when they sell things too cheaply."

And yet many of these acts have taken political stances of various types over the years, eg Bono, so charging the market rate based on what touts get away with would only show them for the hypocrites that they might well be.

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Re: Promoters culpable?

"Something I never understood is why someone wants to get the government deeper involved in something like this, instead of letting the free market solve it. "

The "free market" is what got us here in the first place. There is no "free market" when there is only a monopoly supplier.

You Wreck Me, Spotify: Tom Petty, Neil Young publisher launches $1.6bn copyright sueball

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"if anything, tape, CD, and vinyl are growing in popularity (again)."

Does that growth correlate with the number of bearded people wearing lumberjack shirts?

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"much of today's garbage written and recorded on an iPad by someone who classifies their music as "grime"."

I'm not so sure there's less good music out there, rather it's buried under a morass of shite music because it's so easy to get music "published" somewhere online these days.

Brazil says it has bagged Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean for £84m

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Re: Basic arthimetic

"Never mind "Basic arthimetic" how about Basic Spelling?"

Yes, when discussing MoD spending (or Govt. in general), it's spelled Arithmetrick, with a barely noticeable pause between Arithme and trick

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Re: Whats in a name - I prefer the Banksian naming convention

"I'd like to start with HMS Really Vicious Bastard - any alternative offers?"

HMS BOFH. Specialises in electronic warfare, stealthy "hit'n'run" and making enemies disappear mysteriously while making a profit.

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Re: Whats in a name

"So whats a boat called?"

1. A target.

2. A marine speed bump.

3. A large enemy fleet that we can't outmatch.

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Re: Whats in a name

"We'd have to have loads of identical ships named Badger though..."

Nah, just the one, and move it around a lot because....austerity.

Shopped in Forever 21? There was bank-card-slurping malware in it for, like, forever

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Re: Question

"- Isn't encryption mandatory by PCI DSS? What are the consequences for them if they "forgot" to turn it on?"

If your PCI costs are a rounding error then you get cut off from the system until you pay for re-compliance and then get monitored and re-certified more frequently (at your own cost). If your PCI compliance payments and transactions costs are noticeable to the c-suite bonus grabbers, then you get a slap on the wrist and told not to be a naughty boy again.

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Re: Question

"Strike one....Strike four."

Well, yes, those don't have the card details or direct access to them, but they are legitimate ways into a company system. It doesn't matter how a miscreant gets in, but once they are inside, most bets are off. Internal security is usually much lower priority than external security.

Big shock: $700 Internet-of-Things door lock not a success

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Re: I'm disappointed

"Yes, for a Techie publication, this place does seem to have a disproportionate share of luddites."

Nah, just experienced (and jaded!) techies who can see through the bullshit and recognise a tin of baked beans in a shiny gold plated tin doesn't make them into magic beans.

There are already access systems and thumbprint readers so this new $700 lock is not new and it's anything but cheap. I'd bet an existing company making access systems now could knock out a consumer grade one for well under half the price and likely be more secure and still make a good profit at it. The fact they don't means there's probably not enough of a market.

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Re: I'm disappointed

"the likelihood that it'll be obsolete/unsupported within a couple of years and need replacement,"

And even if, against all odds, it is still supported in a few years, the lead free solder will have started to fail and grow whiskers anyway.

SuperFish cram scandal: Lenovo must now ask nicely before stuffing new PCs with crapware

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Re: "the consumer’s affirmative express consent"

"Either that or your express consent will be engineered around a popup with OK/Cancel buttons only. We all know users are trained to click on OK."

Or, like cable TV bundles, you have to click yes to the crap to get the few gems you want/need. Or it will be a sequence of yes/no requestors with the crapware nestled between things you do want, so you automatically click OK for all of them (yes, similar t what you said, users trained to click OK, but even more insidious)

Time's up: Grace period for Germany's internet hate speech law ends

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Re: Bah!

"And NOT being able to talk about it honestly in a public forum because of anti-free-speech laws is JUST AS HEINOUS."

No one is not talking about it, but the language used can be polite and factual or it can be inflammatory. Which would you chose, you ignorant fucking bastard[1]

[1] One of those three words definitely applies, another probably applies and the third, well I have no idea whether your parents were married or not. Of course, I could have been more polite and said the same thing.

Astroboffins say our Solar System could have – wait, stop, what... the US govt found UFOs?

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Re: Small Change

"There are currently 40,000 troops that have "Unknown" as their location in the DOD system."

That's code for "deployed to Moonbase Freedom-1"

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Re: Seriously, the god stuff?

"The universe is a big place, with big being an understatement that the vast majority of humans cannot even begin to comprehend the magnitude of."

Oh yes! We thought the universe was am incomprehensibly big place and then we got the Hubble deep field images to blow our minds even more.

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Re: Alien UFO's are Real - True / False...

"Hell, you even believe that dinosaurs died out millions of years before the first man came along despite abundant proof (cave drawings, figurines, carvings, eye witness accounts etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc) that man and dinosaurs lived together."

Whoa! Verified citations please!

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