* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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Re: Quelle Surprise

"Am I in lala land? You pay for an extended warranty, that is standard in 99% the rest of the world for free, and then PAY to also have the repairs done?"

AIUI from the article, Applecare[+] covers you for out of warranty repairs and you pay a small proportion of the repair cost, eg accidental damage such as a broken screen. Warranty repairs are still "free".

(Disclosure: I've never owned any Apple products)

Questions hang over Gatwick Airport after low level drone near-miss report

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Re: Occams razor

The problem with dashcams in a commercial airliners cockpit is they need to be properly fitted so as not to become projectiles in the event of an accident. Also, fixed cameras, unless hi res and high frame rate, will not likely capture much useful information. At those speeds, the human eye will track an object giving the brain a little more time to register it and (mis-)identify it while all you see on the video playback is a blurred streak. Just look at all the "best" UFO footage!

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Re: Occams razor

"I'm sorry, but I've got to ask for a citation for that claim."

This is a job for.......The MYTHBUSTERRRRRRRRS.

It's be a good excuse to bring the chicken cannon out of retirement. And Adam and Jamie. And the show. And Carrie!!!!!

Space-wrecks: Elon's prototype Moon ferry Starship blows its top during fuel tank test

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Re: Learning curve

Looking at the video, it was a rapid, catastrophic venting, there was no ignition.

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Mushroom

"There was a problem exposed by a test.

This is why we test."

And in the BBC version of the report, SpaceX say they were testing "to the max" and that the result was "not entirely unexpected".

Internet world despairs as non-profit .org sold for $$$$ to private equity firm, price caps axed

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Insider trading?

Surely even the US has laws that are being broken here.

No wonder cops are so keen on Ring – they can slurp your doorbell footage with few limits, US senators complain

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Re: The un-named PR gave half an answer of course

"Do you agree that we may store all video, images, voice, and historical, time-stamped data of yourself, all other occupants, all visitors, and every individual who comes within the coverage area of Ring?"

It's legal to give consent on behalf of 3rd parties, both known and unknown? Wow!

Second time lucky: Sweden drops Julian Assange rape investigation

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Re: Assange® Leavin' On A Jet Plane?

" It is very... convenient that the Swedes got for dropping the charges. "

Got what? Did Trump promise to gift them Iceland or something?

Who loves Brexit? Irish distributors ... after their sales jump by a third

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Re: "Boris got his deal"

Yes, the prime difference being a border in the Irish Sea, something Boris previously said was an absolute non-starter!

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Re: @DontFeedTheTrolls

"Referendum, general election and MEP election. "

I voted remain originally. In the GE I voted for a purported leaver. Apart from that, he was standing based on the sort of things I thought best represented me. I'm sure many people voted in both the GE and the EU MEP elections based on overall representation for the next 5 or so years rather than on one single policy.

Anyone claiming the GE was a another referendum is just building strawmen otherwise the tories would have won easily and not lost their majority. Or maybe all the leavers really did vote for leave candidates and that's why no one party won a majority. Because it's a cross party matter

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"No - largely what is causing a lot of the problems is uncertainty & delays caused mostly by remainers who hope to overturn a majority vote leavers not agreeing on how they want to leave."

FTFY

Royal Bank of Scotland IT contractor ban sparks murmurs of legal action

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Re: Just the start

Yes, this sounds like it's been a long term "wish" and it just needed something to be that final nudge. It's not a decision to take lightly nor in haste because there are always hoops to jump in emigrating to another country.

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"Now, they'll be 'employees' of the client for 6 months, with less rights & benefits than any FTE cow-orkers."

That's the bit I don't get. If they are taken on as new hire employees, why don't they get the same conditions as any other new hire employee? eg holiday pay, sick pay, NI payments etc. ie the legal minimum requirements for any employee. If this is some new legal loophole, then why can't "ex-contractors" negotiate an employment contract more favourable to themselves? After all, these are the people with in-demand skills and so should have some power over the employer, just as they had as contractors, ie they negotiate the rates for the job.

(No, I've never contracted or had dealings with contractors so have no idea how it currently works)

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

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"What I'm getting at is, don't you turn it off and go do something else at least once a day anyway?"

Most people "turn off" using the remote. I'm guessing the device needs a full and proper power cycle to get it working again.

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Yeah, maybe so, but are the "digital"?

NASA told to get act together on commercial crew vendors as chance of US-free ISS rises

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Re: Modest proposal time

"colonialism is so 1800s. not cool"

1800s? Pah! Colonialism started when the first upright apes left Olduvai Gorge!

Bloodhound gang hits 1,010kph, retreats to lab to work on smashing the land speed record

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"Simply marvellous!"

It is!!!

But it's interesting how the latest milestone is 1000kph and the target milestone is 1000mph

Maybe other values of 1000 could be gleaned from the El Reg units page to get other intermediate targets?

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Re: Minor nitpick

"All speed is relative."

You've not met some of my relatives! Speed is measured in donuts per minute.

Welcome to cultured meat – not pigs reading Proust but a viable alternative to slaughter

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Re: Artificial Protein-Based Meat

"Arthur C Clarke short "The Food of the Gods"... Neat twist at the end..."

Ah, posted about that in an earlier reply, 2 days after you! I should have read on first.

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"Going vegan (or vegetarian) is still a net win for the planet, since growing a kg of soybean takes much less arable land than a kg of beef, since you have to feed your beef with feedstock until it's big enough to send to the butcher. There's a good chunk of US land that only grow feedstock"

Is "feedstock" grown purely to feed cattle? In many parts of the world, the cattle eat what is available and where "feedstock" is needed that feedstock is often a waste by-product of other arable crops. eg across a lot of Eurpoe, where land is more scarce than the USA, Rape is grown to produce vegetable oil for cooking and the waste is used as cattle feed.

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Re: ""What was a wistful daydream just five years ago is now an inevitability,""

BTW this idea is around 70 years old. Frederick Pohl & CM Kornbluth. "The Space Merchants" product "Chicken Little."

I remember a short short story from many years ago. It's a court case between two food manufacturing companies, both of whom make the food the whole world eats in big vats. The complainant has brought the case because the defendants product, Ambrosia, is so delicious it's out selling everything else. The defence brings some rather distasteful words into the complaint, such as meat, something no one in their right mind would eat, yet many food products are manufactured to taste like that disgusting stuff the savages of the ancient past used to eat. The final line of the story was to introduce a new word need to describe this super food. Cannibal.

5G SIM-swap attacks could be even worse for industrial IoT than now

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Re: Denial of service?

"Not an expert on this type of thing, but can that sim be brought back online with the original details or will someone have to physically put another one in?"

Me no expert either, but isn't there a move to software only "sims" and 5G + IoT is the opportunity to do it fully?

Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes

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Re: Oracle just do NOT understand "libre"

"You didn't make it, pay the people who did or have anything at ALL to it being popular."

This sticks in my throat, but to be fair, Orcale DID pay the people who made it by buying Sun.

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

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Re: Brilliant

"Maybe though it's all made up. Why would Dabsy install such a system?"

You really should read the grey box at the bottom. It changes on every article.

"Alistair Dabbs is a freelance technology tart, juggling tech journalism, training and digital publishing. He does not really have a smart home security system. He has been put off from investing in such a thing by all the horror stories he has read about them. Admittedly, he wrote those stories. @alidabbs"

(my emphasis)

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Re: And what about key fobs....

a short drive to a health club for a swim...."smash & grab" thieves

So, these thieves were members of guests of members? Or did they jump the entry gates past the receptionist?

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Re: The joys of automation...

"I'm not convinced that electronic keys are any more secure vs the hassle. "

From what I've heard, some of the more expensive cars have been stolen using repeaters. One thief stands by the car in the driveway/on the street with one radio repeater and the other goes and stands by the front door/back door/kitchen window and hey presto, the car thinks the key is nearby and unlocks for the thieves who push the start button and drive away.

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Re: (which I can then change when I get back home).

"I assumed the entire outbuilding was razed to the ground and rebuilt each time. That's the only sensible interpretation."

Are you sure? I was lead to believe by the commentards here that nuking from orbit is the only viable option.

Physicists are rather giddy after creating a rare type of laser using laughing gas

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"I don't?"

What happens when you get it up to 88mph?

The silence of the racks is deafening, production gear has gone dark – so which wire do we cut?

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Re: The big red button

"Checking the evacuation protocol for around 5 admins it would appear appear that the Halon lockdown would have killed all of them since it gave less than 3 seconds to evacuate the room before engaging the door lock and releasing the flame suppressant."

Where they wearing red shirts?

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

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Re: Political self-obsession and onanism

"You can outsource support roles."

Hence the locals[1] name for a certain airbase, BAE Conningsby :-)

[1] that would be the resident armed forces.

NASA spanks $34bn on a disposable rocket – likely to top $50bn by 2024 moon landing

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Re: Disposable

"a lot of money to build and maintain a facility that can stand up to an arctic environment, it would still be cheap versus trying to do that in space."

Best to do it in the Antarctic. Then it can double up as somewhere to evacuate to when the icecaps melt. (for the elites, of course.)

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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off their ever-loving tits

And they do have rather a lot of tits to be off!

Weird flex but OK... Motorola's comeback is a $1,500 Razr flip-phone with folding 6.2" screen

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Re: Microphone adapter

"How difficult or expensive would it be to put in a 3.5 mm headphone slot. "

Probably because "splash proof".

"I saw no mention in the article of a SD card either."

I'm guessing e-sim means no physical SIM and without looking into it, a non-replaceable battery so no internal access for an SD card and no external SD card slot, all because "splash proof"

NASA boffins tackle Nazi alien in space – with the help of Native American tribal elders

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Re: Why Sky?

No idea, but I have it on good authority that there are marketing people who would like need a rock that can be fitted nas anally.

FTFY

Judge shoots down Trump admin's efforts to allow folks to post shoddy 3D printer gun blueprints online

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Re: More guns = safer for everyone

"New Hampshire is really a hot bed of gang activity"

Doesn't Jessica Fletcher live in that vicinity?

The trench-coat with the dark glasses in the pocket and the fedora.

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Re: More guns = safer for everyone

"Easter Euroe"

What about the rest of the year?

(Sorry, but this sub-thread WAS started by a typo!)

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Re: Why a 3D printed gun?

"it's for people who either live in countries with strict gun control, or who are prevented from buying a gun legally and lack the underground connections to obtain one illegally."

I wonder what the stats are for criminal murder by gun in the UK is per head of population where gun control is strict?

I wonder what the accidental death by gun rate is the USA per head of population?

Those numbers could point towards whether gun control works or not, at least in a broad sense.

Thanks, Brexit. Tesla boss Elon Musk reveals Berlin as location for Euro Gigafactory

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Re: @disgustedoftunbridgewells

"I had come here to say about the same except blame it not on parties but on remain politicians since the issue splits through parties."

Well done, you are almost there. Parliament is reflecting the will of the people. There is a majority for leave but, like the people, not all leavers want the same type of leave. Last week the BBC did an article on it and compared the results of a number of polls, all of which showed pretty much the same thing. Based on current conditions, it's split roughly 3 ways for No Deal, Deal, and remain.

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When the only real choice is Boris or Jezza? I can't even vote tactically here. If Labour put a monkey up, it'd win. Having said that, their huge margin has been decreasing over the last decade or so and it might encourage more non-voters out if they see that change is possible.

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"With their DUP bribe giving them the extra votes from across the water, if Conservatives had whole heatedly backed T May deal(s) back in the day then it would have been sorted."

No, they wouldn't. Leave or remain was and is cross-party. The choices are not and never were aligned with party lines. The only way to pass any deal is via free votes for all MPs with a leave deal good enough to get the support. Previous votes on the deal have been overshadowed by the strong likelihood of a GE either before or immediately after Brexit. How many opposition MPs would want to be seen voting with the Tories with a GE around the corner? Getting a deal through after the impending GE will depend on the outcome. If one party gets enough of a majority that they can hold on for the next five years, opposition MP might feel more comfortable voting in favour of the winners.

Shock! US border cops need 'reasonable suspicion' of a crime before searching your phone, laptop

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Re: A CITIZEN'S rights

"Also I thought the US rights were only applicable to persons in the US? If you haven't gone through passport control are you not still in 'international waters' or something?"

As I understand it, the USA is one of the few (only?) countries to not have a concept of "in transit" for international travellers "passing through". Once you cross their border, you are under their control in terms of law. Worse, they have a possibly unique definition of "border" such that if you are within 100 miles of a border crossing point, the law is different to the (very few) remaining parts of the country that are not classed as the "border" with fewer, if any, rights.

UK Info Commish quietly urged court to swat away 100k Morrisons data breach sueball

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Re: KPMG

Apparently he was following a KPMG mandated process to copy the data to a USB stick to forward on to KPMG. That data should have been encrypted in a way that once copied, he would no longer have access to it or decrypt it since only the authorised recipient should have the decryption key. If Morrisons chose not to do it in this way, and KPMG didn't mandate that as part of the procedure, then it's entirely possible that both were in breach of their duty to keep the data secure.

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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"Baby boomers are now famous for being blasé about messing up the world for future generations, sucking up all the money because of macro-economic trends, rather than any efforts they put in and ruining the environment. "

Maybe it depends on which country you were born into. Boomers in the UK were born into the aftermath of rationing and brought up by parents who lived through the "make do and mend" era of WW2. We were taught to look after stuff so it would last longer, repair it when it broke and not to waste anything.

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"As opposed to when it's used towards someone of the Baby Boomer generation, at which times it makes the person uttering it look.."

I'm a baby boomer and, well, not exactly proud of it, but not ashamed either. I didn't get to choose when I was born :-)

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Re: Bus

Sounds a lot like flying Aeroflot in some of the more rural parts of Russia. (Except the people on to roof. Maybe)

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Re: Sometimes it's fun, though....

"The looks you will get after a week of producing and smoking hides then taking them home in first class on a train are brilliant."

The locals probably didn't mind, but those furriners...

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Re: food, farts, perfume\cologne... whatever

"In a closed space, any of the above are an offense."

As a child, I hated being dragged in Binns department store, (later House of Fraser) because to get into the shop meant walking through the Perfume sections. 100's of different perfumes all competing at once to prove they are the best and ending up just making me gag. Or, for modern times and younger readers, just walking past a branch of Lush! Or even just those certain people who must stink horribly under the gallons of perfume or deodorant they drench themselves with every day.

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"The tube now has posters requesting passengers not to eat stinky food."

Are hard boiled eggs a "stinky food"? I can't say I've ever noticed. Maybe the abuser was an undercover militant vegan.

Don't miss this patch: Bad Intel drivers give hackers a backdoor to the Windows kernel

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Re: Trust Me. I'm a Microsoftie

Judging by a photo of a building site where a new housing estate is going up near Doncaster, anyone who bought "off plan" may be regretting it now. I suspect they may have problems selling those new houses. The builders need waders, not wellies to work there.

Boeing comes clean on parachute borkage as the ISS crew is set to shrink

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Re: Whoopsy

"I thought there would have been a written procedure for installing this pin in the correct way with pictures. At a minimum it should have been installed and checked off as complete by one person and then checked by another and signed off again."

Maybe the sub-contracted the instruction manual to IKEA.

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