* Posts by Alister

4260 publicly visible posts • joined 19 May 2010

Robots.txt tells hackers the places you don't want them to look

Alister

Re: It's nice to have regular recalls, but...

I was just going to post the same thing, this is hardly a new revelation.

Any sysadmin who manages web servers has to balance the plaintive cries of SEO consultants (who want robots.txt) with those of Security consultants (who don't)...

Ex 'Tech City' chief Shields appointed junior Fun minister for internet safety

Alister

Baroness Shields has been Prime Minister David Cameron’s adviser on the digital economy since July 2014.

So she's the one that advised him encryption was unnecessary and should be banned?

Good to see she has a good grasp of her subject.

Stripped to the core and full of Xfce: Xubuntu Linux loses it

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Re: Lubuntu...

Minimal set of apps and still has a GUI software center.

I don't get why you need a GUI for software installs? Seriously, I don't get the point of them?

If' there's a piece of software I want, I find it in a repo and then apt-get, or yum install depending which machine I'm on.

If it's not in a repo then download the source.

Right Dabbsy my old son, you can cram this job right up your BLEEEARRGH

Alister

Re: I blame the parents...

@Alistair Dabbs

It's Gallic for Alexander. Probably originally spelt in runes.

Yes mate, I know. I've carried the burden of it for over fifty years...

Do you find not even family members can spell it properly?

Alister

Re: From the Taxman

Well.... We've got you now Mr Dabbs.....and all your names !

...and your little dawg...

Alister

I blame the parents...

I mean, come on, who'd give their child a christian name that no-one can spell correctly, never mind Starbucks personnel.

What kind of stupid name is it, anyway...

Alistair.

Alisdair,

Alastair,

Alasdair

Alastaire,

Alastar,

Alistaire,

Alastor,

Aylastar,

Alister,

Alyster,

Alystaire,

Allistair,

Allistor,

Alystor,

Aleister.

Ha, ridiculous! You wouldn't catch me going around with a name like that...

Oh!

Hang on, just off for a word with my Dad...

BOFH: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter

Alister
Coffee/keyboard

You know how each packet is supposed to have a responding acknowledge packet which is source routed back to the originating hardware address using the Bourne Protocol? Well ours has apparently been flipping between Ghost protocol and the Fourth Protocol because of a memory issue

Brilliant!

I splorfed...

Messerschmitts, Sinclairs and a '50s living room: The Bubblecar Museum

Alister

Not really a correction, but if you want the phrase to fit the meter of the original song, then the caption on the last photo should be:

"Have you ever seen a bubblecar that's pink? Think!"

Penn State University network sacked by China malware blitz

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Coat

traced partially to China

traceroute stopped at Hong Kong...?

LOHAN's final test flight moniker: The people must decide

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Pint

Sorry Ben but I had to work that out... it took a while, but I make that

A B O R T F U C K F U C K A A R G H

Worth at least one of these ======>>>>>>

Alister

Glad to see PRATCHETT is leading so far - a fitting tribute, I feel.

Maybe we could have a Death Of Rats as Nose Art?

CSI GALAXY: Cause of death = STRANGULATION

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galaxies are being fatally throttled

I blame the ISPs...

Chinese cyber-spies hid botnet controls in MS TechNet comments

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Ooh! Can I use El Reg comments to send messages to my Volcano of Doom Command and Control Headquarters?

Wait! I've worked it out! That's what amanfrommars2's posts are all about - they're not just disjointed drivel with lots of capital letters!

Damn, John Miles beat me to it by a second!

PHOTON SPACE SAIL successfully Kickstarted into orbit

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Boffin

32 square metre (it sounds better as 344 square feet)

Oh come on El Reg, where's your consistency, why aren't you using the El Reg standard measurements?

I make that to be 1.5402 NanoWales, or 0.0079 of a football pitch.

Drone penetrates Virgin's shapely space arse

Alister

Re: Slightly worrying

Am I excessively heteronormative or does the Register team have a tendency to see bottoms everywhere?

Um... number 2?

Heartbleed, eat your heart out: VENOM vuln poisons countless VMs

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Re: wow...definitely doesn't deserve its own vuln "codename"

Yet they still felt the effort to create the "sweet" snake logo, nickname (surely took several researchers multiple 2-hour meetings to agree on it) and marketing release was justified ey?

Agreed, you can imagine the marketing meeting for a new vulnerability:

MarketDroid "You can't call this new vulnerability SPLODGE! What does it even mean?"

Tech "Well it's an acronym of what the vulnerability does".

MarketDroid "Well think of a better one! We can't use SPLODGE, it would adversely affect uptake of our new product... er, I mean... er... no-one will take any notice of this critical vulnerability..."

Swedish Supreme Court keeps AssangeTM in Little Ecuador

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I assume we'll send the bill to the Swedes?

No, why would we? It's not their fault he decided to skip bail in Britain. The police are there to arrest him for that offence - for which there is no shadow of a doubt of his guilt btw...

Alister

What! Hasn't he finished digging a tunnel from the Ecuadorian Embassy to the Thames with a teaspoon yet?

Don't panic as Server 2003 rushes towards end of life

Alister

The thing is, although all of our important stuff was migrated some time ago, I'm really really going to miss Server 2003 R2, it was just so rock solid (for a Windows product).

We've got 2008, 2008 R2 and 2012 R2 running in various places, and not one of them is as reliable as 2003 R2 was. They all have their own idiosyncrasies which seem to translate into unexplained crashes or downtime.

ISS 'naut: How we collect our POO and DROP it FLAMING on hapless Earthlings

Alister

Don't they know how to use the three seashells??

Malfunctioning Russian supply podule EXPLODES above Pacific

Alister

Re: Erm...

Ha, I wish you'd posted that five minutes earlier, I wouldn't have felt so stupid...

Alister

The spacecraft would have accelerated to around 16,000mph causing the air in front of it to heat up and destroy the capsule …

Right, I'm probably showing my complete ignorance here, but why would the capsule accelerate?

Isn't it entering the atmosphere at the orbital speed it already had?

HORDES OF CLING-ONS menace UK.gov IT estate as special WinXP support ends

Alister

Re: err, what?

In which case I will offer my services. I have extensive experience in Refrobulation and indeed, was instrumental in designing many Reciprocating Flangulators.

Ah, I'm glad to hear it, I've been having terrible trouble with the elliptical cam gradually sliding up the beam shaft and catching on the flange rebate, with disastrous results as you can no doubt imagine.

Cop in gay porn film advised to put his helmet away

Alister

Seriously, if he's doing it on his own time, how's it any business of his employers?

I don't know if it is still the case, but historically a police officer had to adhere to certain moral, ethical, and legal standards in their private lives - for instance they would face disciplinary action if they defaulted on a debt, and were prohibited from taking part in certain activities.

The offence committed would be "bringing the force (service) into disrepute".

NSA spying is illegal? Then let's make it law, say Republicans

Alister
Big Brother

Re: $30 locks....

and eventually wrap our surveillance devices around the dendrites.

You're not wrapping that round my dendrites, sunshine!

Fake Cisco box pushers cuffed by Intellectual Property Police

Alister

That's intellectual-property police, not intellectual property-police

Thanks for the clarification, I was taken aback by the use of "intellectual" and "police" in the same breath...

Spooks BUSTED: 27,000 profiles reveal new intel ops, home addresses

Alister
Black Helicopters

The ICSWatch database, offline at the time of writing, is compiled from LinkedIn searchers for industry terms including OSINT, SIGNIT, and TSSCI.

The Register has inquired about the cause of the outage.

Answers on a postcard, please...

VOTERS! This Election: Vote #Smart, Vote #Digital

Alister

Lulu is now a verb...

Please give an example sentence, utilising "Lulu" as a verb...

"Oops, I just Lulu'd myself"

"I'm going to Lulu you in a minute"

Microsoft discontinues Media Center with Windows 10

Alister

PC-as-tellybox just not a popular enough idea, it seems

Well, no, I don't think that's true, PC-as-a-tellybox-but-having-to-run-the-whole-of-the-Windows-software-stack-underneath was maybe not as popular...

The Linux based ones were/are much more frugal in their power needs, and will run on minimal hardware, meaning you don't need a big PC with lots of noisy fans running - not really something you want under your telly...

Boffins' ball barrage bombardment biffs bumbling bimble biped-bot

Alister

Boffins' ball barrage bombardment biffs bumbling bimble biped-bot

Blimey!

Apple Watch fanbois suffer PAINFUL RASH after sweaty wristjob action

Alister

Re: Compliance?

Will compliance be rewarded?

You are Sunil Bakshi and I claim my $5

:)

Alister
Facepalm

Has the human race really degenerated to the extent that they need to be told that wearing a watch strap (or other close fitting, non porous item) can cause a rash due to the build up of sweat between the strap and the skin?

I suppose Apple will face a class action now, instead of the litigants being told to fuck off and grow up.

It's nearly as bad as having to mark a packet of Dry Roasted Peanuts with a warning sign:

"MAY CONTAIN NUTS!"

Major London rail station reveals system passwords during TV documentary

Alister

The signalling application would appear to be running on Windows XP as well, the default border and taskbar colours rather give it away...

Who thinks Microsoft Edge sucks? Erm, Microsoft

Alister

Re: Hatters Will Hate!

@PoliTecs

You're a mad hatter you are...

BATWINGED DINO-PIGEON causes FLAP in bone-boffinry circles

Alister

Nature editor Henry Gee, a palaeontologist and evolutionary biologist, said a feathered dinosaur with a wing membrane "is not something anyone would ever have expected to find."

As a complete lay-person, I wonder why that's the case.

If it's accepted that there is an evolutionary link between dinosaurs and birds, then to me, there must have been a point in the evolutionary process where you would have pre-bird lizards with some type of wing, or post-lizard birds with wings, and therefore the existence of fossils of these must have been expected to exist, even if no-one had yet found one?

The fact that there are no obvious signs of feathers on the wing doesn't mean it's much different anatomically to present day birds - feathers on flight surfaces were perhaps a later refinement.

My roast chicken this weekend had a wing membrane without feathers...

UK rail comms are safer than mobes – for now – say infosec bods

Alister

Network Rail already have an existing countrywide telecommunications infrastructure which is completely independent of public communications and the internet, so they may not be as susceptible to external attacks as some other industries.

Whether they choose to make use of that network, though, or whether they consider this an opportunity to cut costs and use the internet instead, remains to be seen.

Google officially doubles EU lobbying – but true figure is surely higher

Alister

More chocolate dessert, Commissioner?

...and finally, sir, a wafer-thin mint?

Range Rover Sport: Like a cathedral on wheels, only with comfier pews

Alister

Re: re: If I was looking for an SUV ...

when did they stop making repairable Land Rovers.

Well I reckon it was the later model 300Tdi - so '87 onwards? when they introduced the ECUs in both the Defender and Discovery. Prior to that I reckon they were still completely fixable by a knowledgeable home mechanic.

I started with a Series 2A SWB in 1983, and have owned (and fixed) most types of Land Rover since then at some stage or another.

I really dislike the fact that my D2 is mostly black boxes, but it's still possible to do stuff yourself (like the injector loom) to stave off the effects of old age.

The D3 onwards however, you've got no chance...

Alister

Re: If I was looking for an SUV...

And why do people still bang on about reliability? There are no unreliable cars anymore, it's not 1981 and we don't pull out chokes and flood cylinders.

The Land Rover brand has had a well deserved reputation for poor reliability with their recent vehicles, particularly to do with their electronics and electrical systems. The early Discovery 4s in particular were known to suffer from various problems on a regular basis.

However, I do believe most of these have been sorted in the last few years.

From my own experience in a Discovery 2, the wiring loom to the ECU has required replacement due to oil contamination twice now, due to poor design, and the sunroofs are known to leak badly, although mine doesn't have this problem.

Alister

Is there actually any mechanical difference (or size difference) between this Range Rover Sport, and the Range Rover (Vogue or Autobiography)?

Looking at the site, it would seem not, the LWB version is available in all three ranges.

I thought originally the Range Rover Sport was smaller than the mainstream Range Rover but this seems not to be the case now.

They all seem to be getting bigger as time goes on, my Discovery Series 2 looks positively tiny compared to a new Range Rover, even the new Freelander is nearly as big.

Your new car will dob you in to the cops if you crash, decrees EU

Alister

Re: Anyone else wonder...

Pray tell, are there any actual downsides to permanent driving lights?

Yes.

Pedestrians and other road users stop looking for vehicles, and just look for lights. So any vehicle without its lights on becomes invisible (or it certainly appears to be).

Alister

Re: Gah!

The most often quoted idea is to replace the airbag in the steering wheel with a big spike...

People would definitely be a bit more careful then.

Fukushima nuke plant owner told to upgrade from Windows XP

Alister

Re: Please come visit Fukushima. Seriously.

I went to the exclusion zone last year. 200,000 displaced people living in containers. They want to return to their land, where the souls of their ancestors live, but they will never be allowed to go back.

Ahuh. And this is all due to the Daiichi plant, and not, for instance, the fact that little of the towns and villages they lived in exist anymore, having been swept away or utterly destroyed by a Tsunami?

Alister
Facepalm

There's no suggestion that the accident was in any way related to XP

Well, no, I shouldn't think there was, seeing as XP doesn't have built in planetary control, and the cause of the accident was a bloody big wave .

Romanian rozzers round up alleged $15 MILLION ATM cybercrim gang

Alister

Ah... First read that as DIDCOT - couldn't think why a sleepy Oxfordshire town would be involved in Romanian cybercrime.

New antenna supports all three wireless charging standards

Alister
Thumb Up

One thing to bring them all and in the darkness charge them

Yep, this deserves at least one of these >>>

Surveillance, broadband, zero hours: Tech policy in a UK hung Parliament

Alister
Joke

But the SNP doesn’t get away Scot-free

Yes, well that would be self defeating, sort of...

Crap ad app hack hole affects '100 MEELLLION'

Alister

Crap ad app hack hole

For some reason, I find that collection of syllables almost impossible to say correctly, you should promote it as a tongue twister.

Russian space geckos caught on film playing with jeweled collar

Alister
Joke

Just goes to show, females of any species can be distracted by shiny...

Fed-up Colorado man takes 9mm PISTOL to vexing Dell PC

Alister

I think that may invalidate his warranty...