* Posts by AH

13 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Uni staff fall back on Excel to work around mis-coded transactions in Oracle system

AH

Re: Who got paid?

You're not going to believe this, but when you say "crap project management":

There was no Project Manager for this one. The Uni spent years trying to hire one and no-one wanted the job.

Latest NHS IT revolution is failing to learn lessons from the last £10bn car crash

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Re: Meanwhile in Wales...

Interesting, that's the second time I've encountered someone saying that NHS Wales does IT right.

Spoken to several people involved with NHS Data Safe Havens for patient data, and it seems every NHS region has its own, and all of them have essentially forbidden the install any tools or libraries as they are paranoid about a breach, and even getting access takes months and months for even the most urgent research cases (COVID-19). As a result many millions have been spent housing the data, and noone can look at it or understand it. The few data scientists who do have access code up individual queries for data out of raw python. For my local health board, the DS in question said he was the only person ever logged in. And it was like that for all the other boards too.

Apart from in Wales. Apparently they have a governance process that let people actually get access and use tools, and are becoming the default destination for researchers. I'm guessing NWIS understand firewalls, DMZs and other basic tools of managing the risk of a breach, and so do their governance board.

Egg on North Face: Wikipedia furious after glamp-wear giant swaps article pics for sneaky ad shots – and even brags about it in a video

AH

In Honour of Douglas Adams

They sound a lot like the Marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation. It would be a real shame if someone were to change the Wiki entry for Leo Burnett Tailor Made to:

"A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

HMRC contractor scores IR35 payout after yet another taxman blunder

AH

Re: Next:

Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.

HMRC have about the same level of subtlety and attention to fine detail when it comes to the fleshy bodies of taxpayers.

Arthur C. Clarke dead at 90

AH

RIP

"And in the night sky above the stars began to go out."

Will be missed.

El Reg decimates English language

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Hate to Bring up History in an Amusing Thread

Decimation has a literal meaning and an emotive attachment. Those who criticise the use of the word to mean "destruction" are ignoring its emotive power in the historical context it was used.

Decimation derives from the punishment meted out to a Roman cohort (not a legion). Each group of ten men would draw lots. The loser would then be beaten or stoned to death by his nine comrades. The punishment was rarely administered as the cohort would be fairly useless thereafter: its morale was destroyed. The punishment appears to have been rarely used, only at times of dire emergency "pour encourager les autres". The cohort was effectively destroyed by the "decimation".

The word's use to denote destruction derives from its impact on Roman legionnaries - if they ever performed so badly as to merit decimation, it would be the end for them as career soldiers, even if they survived the decimation itself.

So it's not just a case of adaption in modern useage: it's always meant the destruction of a "unit" by the infliction of casualties.

Cable cutter nutters chase underwater conspiracies

AH

Cthulhu F'Tang!

Rlyeh is Rising!

Former top brass call for first-strike nuke option

AH
Stop

Calm down, calm down ....

... or you'll miss the point of the PR/mass psychology exercise.

1. <first strike utter madness>

2. "to ward off the use of weapons of mass destruction by its enemies"

The intention here is two fold, and the important one is second:

1. is just a bit of sabre-rattling that may make the Iranians nervous, if they were really dumb

2. WMDs have taken a bit of a credibility knock of late. So tuck this phrase in after the <first strike insanity> and everyone is so busy screaming blue murder at that bit, there's a tendency to just take "ward off use of WMD" as fairly reasonable. The WMD thing is so useful as a vague threat there's no way "They" are going to give up on it. And I'm not talking tinfoil hat territory here : that vague threat keeps politicians, the military-industrial complex, Halliburton, "They" in business. (Careful nod in Adam Curtis's direction).

Computer system suspected in Heathrow 777 crash

AH

AC's 007 Comment no joke

I have no inside knowledge of the PM's personal security detachment, but ECM is certainly in use for Bush's detail (caused widespread mobile phone problems in the past). Do you think anyone tested it against civilian airline systems? Thought not.

Met used 'dum-dum' ammo on de Menezes

AH

Couple of Additional Points

The FBI have been using Glaser Safety Rounds (a variety of hollow point - shot suspended in teflon) for many years. The 'Safety' part of the name is partly PR, but partly valid: when used in densely populated urban circumstances a hollow point tends to disintegrate when it hits brick, whereas a FMJ round will tend to go straight through. Cuts down on innocent bystanders getting hit by missed or through-and-through rounds.

So bad nasty hollow points are actually good for a) taking out hostage takers/terrorists with a single shot (98% disabled with a single shot with a Glaser) b) doing so while minimising risk to anyone standing behind the target.

The only detail is that if you're hit with a dum-dum/Glaser you're not just disabled, you're dead. Which is where differentiating between suicide bombers and Brazilian electricians becomes fairly important.

A handy guide to growing your own spaceship

AH

Sigh

Guy suggested you read the linked article before commenting, because if you don't, you'll sound like an idiot to those who have. Congratulations on your achievment.

Sex game bloke traps modesty in padlock

AH

Perhaps he likes firemen...

Well they did unlock his manhood using a hydraulic chopper. Who says it was accidental in the first place?

Online games turn British man into hero

AH

It has to be said...

Could he not afford kevlar at the beginning of the round?

or

Guess he should have stuck to camping them out.

Seriously though, get well soon - and better luck in the next round.