Re: Seriously though...
funny, we, in the office, were just talking about making attachments that fit the screen perfectly ;-} No scroll bars on the sides or bottom!
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Das reboot: That's the only thing to do when the screenshot, er, freezes
Meet ScrAPIr, MIT's Swiss army-knife for non-coders to shake data out of APIs (It's useful for pro devs, too)
Berlin's renowned nightclub scene is showing signs of life. Just one problem: No dancing
Rogue ADT tech spied on hundreds of customers in their homes via CCTV – including me, says teen girl
Apple's MagicPairing for Bluetooth fails to enchant after mischief-making bugs found hiding in the stack
If American tech is used to design or make that chip, you better not ship it to Huawei, warns Uncle Sam
Saturday 16th May 2020 07:29 GMT 
Re: Globalization: Time to rethink education?
I have degrees, just not in my current field of employment. That was 20g spent back in the 80's for diplomas that do me Zero good at this point. I now consider the whole university concept to be horse and buggy thinking. Most jobs I've had I was "trained" once I got there, and my course in Mid 20th century military conflicts wasn't applicable. Nor was my course in creative writing...
Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain
If you don't LARP, you'll cry: Armed fun police swoop to disarm knight-errant spotted patrolling Welsh parkland
Mirror mirror on the wall, why will my mouse not work at all?
The end really is nigh – for 32-bit Windows 10 on new PCs
Driveway karaoke singer who wanted to lift lockdown spirits cops council noise complaint
The Rise of The (Coffee) Machines: I need assistance. I think I'm running Windows. Send help
Users of Will.i.am's Wink IoT hub ask 'Where is the love?' as they're asked to pay for a new subscription service
Microsoft doc formats are the bane of office suites on Linux, SoftMaker's Office 2021 beta may have a solution
It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are
DBA locked in police-guarded COVID-19-quarantine hotel for the last week shares his story with The Register
'We're changing shift, and no one can log on!' It was at this moment our hero knew server-lugging chap had screwed up
Behold: The ghastly, preening, lesser-spotted Incredible Bullsh*tting Customer
Friday 8th May 2020 08:38 GMT 
Love in a multi-member team
I love it when I assist a user, problem solved, they are happy. Then the issue returns, and another member of the team takes the call. And then the original cause of the issue was all of a sudden me?! According to the user. It was a very uncomfortable moment for said user when I, and my colleague roll up to the office to confirm the issue and resolution.
Non-human Microsoft Office users get their own special licences
What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you
The iMac at 22: How the computer 'too odd to succeed' changed everything ... for Apple, at least
Data centre reveals it modeled interiors on The Hunt for Red October sets
Tom Cruise to increase in stature thanks to ISS jaunt? Now that's a mission impossible
Amazon settles for $11m with workers in unpaid bag-search wait lawsuit
It looks like you want a storage appliance for your data centre. Maybe you'd prefer a smart card reader?
As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother
Square peg of modem won't fit into round hole of PC? I saw to it, bloke tells horrified mate
Lars Ulrich threatens to make another Metallica album during web chat with Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff
Sometimes one can go a little too far in search of isolation
Wakey-wakey! A quarter of IT pros only get 3-4 hours' kip – and you won't believe what's being touted as the 'solution'
Windows 10 gets a little more G-shaped: G Suite admins can now manage Microsoft's OS, and that includes remote wipe
Dumpster diving to revive a crashing NetWare server? It was acceptable in the '90s
We're in a timeline where Dettol maker has to beg folks not to inject cleaning fluid into their veins. Thanks, Trump
Why should the UK pensions watchdog be able to spy on your internet activities? Same reason as the Environment Agency and many more
Vivaldi browser to perform a symphony of ad and tracker blocking with version 3.0
Wednesday 22nd April 2020 12:42 GMT 
Websites and ads
I hate ads, but I too get why they are needed. But until a website can guarantee that the ads are just that, and no additional payloads, just keep blocking, just keep blocking...
So, website owners, listen up! Your site\biz will be better served if you vetted your ad agencies, and their IT arm. Just because a service works and gets you customers doesn't mean it is good for us...
Adobe’s Flash fade may force vCenter upgrades unless you run dodgy browsers
House of Commons agrees to allow Zoom app in Parliament, British MPs will still have to dress smartly
Frippin' heck: Watch out, chin-stroking prog rock fans. King Crimson distributor Burning Shed says it's been hacked
Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style
Monday 20th April 2020 08:57 GMT 
A real pizza
Has pizza sauce (with oregano, basil, black pepper, garlic) Italian sausage, made in Chicago, crispy bacon, fresh tomato slices and fresh jalapeño slices and shredded mozzarella cheese on a thin crust. Hit it with some fresh ground Parmesan when it comes out of the oven...
Now I've done it, gone and made myself really hungry before lunch!
A paper clip, a spool of phone wire and a recalcitrant RS-232 line: Going MacGyver in the wonderful world of hotel IT
In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels
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