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Windows takes a crash dump after one McDonald's order too many

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Well, if you only eat sliders after a night out sure, but anything does that at that time. Onion bhaji comes to mind there says the PFY... It's been decades since I stopped at a White Castle, I wish I could say the same for Golden Arches, I think it's only been 5 or 6 years since I've paid the clown.

IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it

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Label both ends of all the cables, power cables to mains and to UPS, patch cables, patch panels are labeled(better be!), label the servers on the back, leave some slack, you're good. I never want to hunt down where some random cable goes during an outage again!

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I have to restrain myself!

He prudently wanted to clean that up even though it would again require powering down the computer.

Must put my OCD to good use, to fight for order and cleanliness!!

My superhero costume used to be in one of these pockets? Thomas Dolby's house keeper was here?

World's smallest violin spotted at Amazon HQ as exec pay packets deflate

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Sandwiches and Bicycles

Sounds like my time in NL!

BOFH: If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them

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Re: The only real solution is...

I worked at a place that had a permanent temporary building, after one extremely warm summer, each room had an airco unit installed, you could turn the airco on or off, but not fiddle with the thermostat, that was behind a small faraday cage. Glad it wasn't IT's job to manage that, if an adjustment needed to be made, you had to call the facilities guys, Central Services at your service! Tuttle was here!

DARPA looking for battery that could power a laptop for months

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Must be powered by the Firm

Radioactive!

Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows

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Informing Mom!

I just broke the news to mom today, that when her win10 lappy dies, it's this new MacBook. It's cheaper than the PC laptop I bought her in 2016. She's worried about learning macOS, like she knows anything about windows, except which icon is associated with Chrome, and Quicken, which has a mac version now. I know she'll find some things difficult at first, but so was win10 when I started supporting it. Onward...

Windows asks a networking question on a Stratford billboard

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Overkill

Yeah, windows to run a billboard? What a waste. 15 years ago I worked with a small linux distro that was running up to 7 boards, with different content for each if desired. You had to be in Mensa to program it though...

The company's biggest security hole lived in the breakroom

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Re: Exactly why!

Our search was a few years back, even then, didn't need no smart tv and didn't want no smart tv...

It was a samsung.

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Exactly why!

We searched high and low for a TV that didn't connect to the network, no LAN, no WiFi. Only standard connections, HDMI, VGA etc..

Contractor quaffed his way through Y2K compliance while the client scowled

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Y2K yeah!

I worked at a school at that time, due to a few nervous Nellies, the school was closed an extra week, just in case everything went pear shaped, which we all know didn't. The benefit was that the extra week off was thoroughly enjoyed by everyone, and Christmas break would be 3 weeks instead of 2 as long as I worked there. And, the building was closed between X-mas and New Years, paid of course!

Y2K Yeah!

Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working'

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Re: Daisy daisy...

+1 and one of those for you sir! -->

AL an SAL will Join you!

Microsoft publishes a workaround for Samsung's C:\ drive woes

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Re: Oh, did we skip a step?

Give me the registry any day... I remember a batch file using cacls I think it's called, and Oops! My boss had made a small typo. I learned from that mistake, now this is one of my tried and true sayings "can I get a second set of eyes on this!"

'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops

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Re: A good swift kick

+1 ->

I like to avoid a lot more than X so, I hover the cursor over the link, I see the destination in the lower left corner of my browser.

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Danger Will Robinson!

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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Re: 1.5 seconds without leaving my desk

I've told that story here a few times. My document is possessed! The old secretary transcribing hand written meeting minutes with the corner of a binder on the ctrl key. Move the binder!

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John Belushi as Samurai Baker, Ah you truly are master baker!

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Very Jolly if you ask me!

Techie was given strict instructions not to disrupt client. Then he touched one box and the lights went out

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Anyone worth their salt

Anyone worth their salt working in IT has a horror story about UPSs. And firmware updates gone sideways~

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Re: Downvote - really?

every commentard has their downvoter.

And wait for it!

Apple's budget-friendly MacBook Neo is bursting with color and compromise

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+1, however, this might be the model that gets my mom off of Windows, 99% of what she does is browser based. In 2016, I paid more for the windows laptop she has now.

Iran's cyberwar has begun

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Re: I know they have to say that ...

reinforce security awareness training with staff? Just getting security awareness across to the staff is 90% of the job, if you haven't already done that, it's a long dreary trip.

BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely

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give me some numbers?

1,000,006 That's always been my pat answer when someone wants a figure!

UK data watchdog fines Reddit £14.47M for letting kids slip past the gate

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Re: Age gating is fundamentally incompatible with privacy

Don't got no Facebook, don't want no facebook. Papers? We don't need no stinking papers!

Crims create fake remote management vendor that actually sells a RAT

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Re: Clearly ...

came to make a joke about it, my dad could always work "a rat's ass" into a conversation.

DOGE bites taxman

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Re: Billionaries who don't want to pay taxes...

Yep, hit the little guys when their down, Direct File, a free service, will be discontinued by the president. Now you gotta pay to file taxes unless you qualify for Free File or use a third party*(data slurper)

https://www.cbpp.org/blog/trump-plan-to-end-free-direct-file-program-and-rely-on-for-profit-tax-preparers-is-a-mistake

There are other free ones*

https://www.kiplinger.com/taxes/ways-to-file-taxes-for-free

Dutch cops arrest man after sending him confidential files by mistake

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Re: Hey chaps, he tried to blackmail the rozzers - that's why he was arrested

I wonder what he had in mind? Did he have a record that needed to be cleared? Surely he wasn't looking for "een muntje"

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Re: Hey chaps, he tried to blackmail the rozzers - that's why he was arrested

I lived in NL and that's not Dutch!

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Re: how to tell the difference?

or favorite pr0n star. Was in a episode of Millennium.

Roedecker was here...

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how to tell the difference?

I'm not sure how to tell the difference between a download link and an upload link? 20+ years in IT, I'm confused.

Unless they hyper linked with "Download" being the hotlink?

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Not me!

I wouldn't be the one to even attempt to fix this on a bus, or on a plane or on a boat with a goat in a moat...

BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street

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Re: Talk about

Yep, not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gravity!

Study confirms experience beats youthful enthusiasm

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you hit that nail on the head... nearly 30 years experience, and no work for me ATM.

Substack says intruder lifted emails, phone numbers in months-old breach

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Re: Substack?

At first, it was just sign up. Email only.

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Substack?

That's where Mr. Dabbs shuffled off to->

https://autosaveisforwimps.substack.com

Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar

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Re: Missing one aspect, the customer

The cloud is where the cash flows, then enterprise apps and services, and I have to say that Win11 home version is probably not a bread winner for MS, more of a PR stunt.

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

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Re: F_ing APC UPS

You are correct Sir! ->

The ex-colleague that was near me at the time still mentions that when we need a laugh! We learned to label those cables the minute we opened the new UPS boxes!

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Re: No Capes, No Scarves, No Ties, No Necklaces, No Watches, No Bracelets, No Rings

No Capes! Love it!

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Re: F_ing APC UPS

I did the same thing! We had APC and Eaton in the same Equipment room, I used the serial cable that was left by a previous tech on the APC, and I brought down two racks, the silence of those fans spinning down is deafening! You got that right APC and the cable is a tale for more beers!

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Re: "Steven" is lucky he's still alive

yep, I had my ring get caught on a bracket in a rack, and on another occasion, I had my watch hang up in a rack and broke the pin holding the strap, I wear neither a wrist watch or wedding ring any longer. I still have them both, perhaps when retirement comes(sooner than later it appears) I'll get the battery and the strap for the watch replaced? The ring can stay in the box where it lives.

Next-gen nuclear reactors safe enough to skip full environmental reviews, says Trump admin

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Re: Approval not rejection

Too long for me, I'm almost on the farthest point from NZ on the planet. My antipode location puts me near Australia. https://mapscaping.com/antipode-finder/

By the time I get there, it will be overcrowded.

Sad face for my kid, what a crappy world we're leaving for them.

X marks the raid: French cops swoop on Musk's Paris ops

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Don't do it, the missus says it's gone to hell in a hand basket since we left a few years ago. It wasn't so good then.

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Re: Sigh..

+1 Butter! You must be near 60 to know that reference! ->

Help! Does anyone on the bus know Linux?

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Re: Special AU Bus Borkage

it's a Tow Mater euphemism, Dang!

Gotta love Mater.

ICE knocks on ad tech’s data door to see what it knows about you

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Now this?

I've been actively blocking ads for a long time, first due to the horrible ads, then bandwidth, then malicious payloads of ads, now this? I use Pi-Hole, and have been hearing about other avenues to block ads, perhaps it's time look into those extra layers of protection.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Old school

from a former colleague: As a young intern at some bigger corp, there was a print shop, and you submitted your print jobs, and you went to the counter picked them up from the printer(a person!).

When I was in high school, there was an industrial arts class "print shop" That class did all the forms for the school, all the forms(!), such as hall passes, tardy slips, and the "admit to class" you had to present for absences! I'm glad to have had friends in that class!

Windows 11 shutdown bug forces Microsoft into out-of-band damage control

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Re: Outlook is still borked for POP users

Google Stopped POP3ing this month?

https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/05/gmail_dropping_pop3/

Maybe M$ thought they would try?

S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain

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sign on printer: Pen IS Stuck, and the time I wanted to learn command line with a CLItutorial? I still have the folder!

BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads

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You can actually set it to 11

Nigel was here.

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: Well this works .... for me

A leaf blower is definitely not an inside tool? Nonsense, I use a leaf blower to blow out he cottonwood fluff our of one window screen, the screen was in place when the window blinds were installed, to remove the screen for normal cleaning requires removing the blinds... BrmmmBrrr!