Well, if you only eat sliders after a night out sure, but anything does that at that time. Onion bhaji comes to mind there says the PFY... It's been decades since I stopped at a White Castle, I wish I could say the same for Golden Arches, I think it's only been 5 or 6 years since I've paid the clown.
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Windows takes a crash dump after one McDonald's order too many
IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it
World's smallest violin spotted at Amazon HQ as exec pay packets deflate
BOFH: If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them
Re: The only real solution is...
I worked at a place that had a permanent temporary building, after one extremely warm summer, each room had an airco unit installed, you could turn the airco on or off, but not fiddle with the thermostat, that was behind a small faraday cage. Glad it wasn't IT's job to manage that, if an adjustment needed to be made, you had to call the facilities guys, Central Services at your service! Tuttle was here!
DARPA looking for battery that could power a laptop for months
Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows
Informing Mom!
I just broke the news to mom today, that when her win10 lappy dies, it's this new MacBook. It's cheaper than the PC laptop I bought her in 2016. She's worried about learning macOS, like she knows anything about windows, except which icon is associated with Chrome, and Quicken, which has a mac version now. I know she'll find some things difficult at first, but so was win10 when I started supporting it. Onward...
Windows asks a networking question on a Stratford billboard
The company's biggest security hole lived in the breakroom
Contractor quaffed his way through Y2K compliance while the client scowled
Y2K yeah!
I worked at a school at that time, due to a few nervous Nellies, the school was closed an extra week, just in case everything went pear shaped, which we all know didn't. The benefit was that the extra week off was thoroughly enjoyed by everyone, and Christmas break would be 3 weeks instead of 2 as long as I worked there. And, the building was closed between X-mas and New Years, paid of course!
Y2K Yeah!
Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working'
Microsoft publishes a workaround for Samsung's C:\ drive woes
'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops
Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds
Techie was given strict instructions not to disrupt client. Then he touched one box and the lights went out
Apple's budget-friendly MacBook Neo is bursting with color and compromise
Iran's cyberwar has begun
BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely
UK data watchdog fines Reddit £14.47M for letting kids slip past the gate
Crims create fake remote management vendor that actually sells a RAT
DOGE bites taxman
Re: Billionaries who don't want to pay taxes...
Yep, hit the little guys when their down, Direct File, a free service, will be discontinued by the president. Now you gotta pay to file taxes unless you qualify for Free File or use a third party*(data slurper)
https://www.cbpp.org/blog/trump-plan-to-end-free-direct-file-program-and-rely-on-for-profit-tax-preparers-is-a-mistake
There are other free ones*
https://www.kiplinger.com/taxes/ways-to-file-taxes-for-free
Dutch cops arrest man after sending him confidential files by mistake
ʎɹǝʌoɔǝᴚ sʍopuᴉM ʇɐ sǝʇɐuᴉɯɹǝʇ snq sᴉɥ┴
BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street
Study confirms experience beats youthful enthusiasm
Substack says intruder lifted emails, phone numbers in months-old breach
Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar
Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server
Re: F_ing APC UPS
I did the same thing! We had APC and Eaton in the same Equipment room, I used the serial cable that was left by a previous tech on the APC, and I brought down two racks, the silence of those fans spinning down is deafening! You got that right APC and the cable is a tale for more beers!
Re: "Steven" is lucky he's still alive
yep, I had my ring get caught on a bracket in a rack, and on another occasion, I had my watch hang up in a rack and broke the pin holding the strap, I wear neither a wrist watch or wedding ring any longer. I still have them both, perhaps when retirement comes(sooner than later it appears) I'll get the battery and the strap for the watch replaced? The ring can stay in the box where it lives.
Next-gen nuclear reactors safe enough to skip full environmental reviews, says Trump admin
Re: Approval not rejection
Too long for me, I'm almost on the farthest point from NZ on the planet. My antipode location puts me near Australia. https://mapscaping.com/antipode-finder/
By the time I get there, it will be overcrowded.
Sad face for my kid, what a crappy world we're leaving for them.
X marks the raid: French cops swoop on Musk's Paris ops
Help! Does anyone on the bus know Linux?
ICE knocks on ad tech’s data door to see what it knows about you
Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam
Old school
from a former colleague: As a young intern at some bigger corp, there was a print shop, and you submitted your print jobs, and you went to the counter picked them up from the printer(a person!).
When I was in high school, there was an industrial arts class "print shop" That class did all the forms for the school, all the forms(!), such as hall passes, tardy slips, and the "admit to class" you had to present for absences! I'm glad to have had friends in that class!
Windows 11 shutdown bug forces Microsoft into out-of-band damage control
S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain
BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads
Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue
Re: Well this works .... for me
A leaf blower is definitely not an inside tool? Nonsense, I use a leaf blower to blow out he cottonwood fluff our of one window screen, the screen was in place when the window blinds were installed, to remove the screen for normal cleaning requires removing the blinds... BrmmmBrrr!
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