* Posts by Nunyabiznes

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Google age discrimination case: Supervisor called me 'grandpa', engineer claims

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Yeah, I'm older and I have made whippersnapper cracks.

I tend to lump the youngsters who fit the mold "millennials" into one group and the others who have a work ethic and thick skin into another. I am fortunate enough to know several late teens to early 30s "kids" who are completely the opposite of "millennial".

:shrug: I guess we are all human. Some of us are bigger knobs than others, no matter the age.

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Re: Soon google will reach it's final form..

and only those with dyed hair, mismatched color contacts and all the body ink and piercings will be tolerated.

FTFY.

Justice served: There is no escape from the long server log of the law

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Incomplete comment without link to following:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxldrySd7IU

Service call centres to become wasteland and tumbleweed by 2024

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Pfft!

As long as there are computers, there will be people too dumb to run them. Therefore, call centers will be a thing until the next asteroid.

*I'm retiring in the same time frame as listed in the article so I really don't care if I'm wrong!*

Vulture Central team welcomed to our new nest by crashed Ubuntu that's 3 years out of date

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Re: Timely...

While good recommendations are abundant in this thread, it also shows why *nix is having a tough time knocking Windows off of the desktop.

Almost every time I see a useful comment about how to move from Windows to *nix there are multiple competing statements about which flavor to try. Now, on a forum such as this it can be a good thing because sometimes you hear of obscure releases that might be just what you wanted. However, most typical computer users just get confused and fix their issue by buying a new computer pre-loaded with Windows. That might keep the hardware manufacturers solvent but it doesn't help the *nix to desktop cause.

Massachusetts city tells ransomware scumbags to RYUK off, our IT staff will handle this easily

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Re: Cut off one's nose ...

I think he meant that there would be more costs in terms of overtime, comp time, etc. Possibly even temp help or contractors hired to finish cleaning up the mess and validating security.

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Did your company fire the entire network staff at the acquired company? I'm thinking they probably should have, especially after the 2nd trashing.

Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done

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Re: Obvious AC

I had just finished putting a rebuilt (and quite a bit more powerful) engine into the Colonel's Corvette. Might have had something to do with it. ;)

Also I was the go to guy for just about anything that needed fixing - from PDP 1124s to pneumatic control systems, hydraulics, mechanical and A/C. He knew I would stay and keep systems running even if it took all night. One of the few jobs I've had where going above and beyond got noticed - until that Colonel retired and reality set back in.

Crunch time: It's all fun and video games until you're being pressured into working for free

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It all kind of sounds like a pyramid scheme (multi-level marketing for the PC literate).

Who remembers the rule of thumb for pay that the Japanese used in the 80s? IIRC it was that the CEO shouldn't make more than 10 times what the lowest paid full time employee makes. There were a lot of perks that weren't figured into that number, but it was still much more equitable than the current ratios that are common.

It's heads you win, tails you lose as Microsoft introduces CoinFlip™ for Windows 10

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Shirley

Surely you meant Heads you lose, Tails you lose? We've been around long enough to know how Windows updates go.

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Pint

Re: Have i got invisible rose-tinted specs on?

Only one upvote possible so --->

US court nixes Google's $5.5m court payoff over Safari Workaround – no one affected saw cash

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Re: Fck Google

Even worse, they probably have a whole accounting division devoted to comparing the cost of hiding what they are doing vs. the cost of paying a fine or settlement vs. the money being made. This enables management to make easy A B C decisions with none of those pesky moral arguments getting in the way.

If the cost of trying not to get caught is higher than the potential fine, they don't even bother anymore.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's two-dozen government surveillance balloons over America

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Alien

Re: New Mexico

You forgot --->

But nice none the less.

New UK Home Sec invokes infosec nerd rage by calling for an end to end-to-end encryption

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Re: I was just going to have a go at

That's like asking if you want cake or ice cream. The appropriate response is "Yes".

What's the last piece of software you'd expect to spy on you? Maybe your enterprise security suite? Bad news

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Re: Stop spying on me!

Ours is similar.

We have a mandate to archive, in a manner that is immediately accessible, all email for all time. Right now we have ~28 years worth. We are warned that all email is discoverable (legally) and that you should not use work email for personal reasons (common sense there). Supervisors are routinely given access to worker email for one reason or another.

The great leveller: Nokia waves magic wand over unfair wage differences, and *poof* they're gone

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Re: Does that more pay or less?

Thanks for the info.

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You are conflating job scarcity with having a penis or not. That's two different things bucko.

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So you *can* do the right thing as a corporation. Who would have thought?

Capital One gets Capital Done: Hacker swipes personal info on 106 million US, Canadian credit card applicants

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Sounds like that person was a better friend to society than to erratic - and I'm ok with that.

Rise of the Machines hair-raiser: The day IBM's Dot Matrix turned

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Long hair

I used to have quite long hair. One day I was in a hurry to get under a car I was working on and did a flop onto the creeper (I don't know what they are called over yonder - but there are a low-slung wheeled board you can lay on that allows movement when working under a vehicle) and shot almost all the way under the car. Notice almost. My hair fell out of my cap and wound up around one of the wheels, which led to a rapid braking action. I had a dull knife in my pocket which I used to saw off the offending locks. The next day I had the same basic hair cut I wear today - some 30 years later. I can guarantee that it is short enough that it won't get caught in rotating mechanical devices.

Google settles a four-year age-discrimination battle with 227 engineers by dishing out... $11m

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@Lucre

I'm a little older and sometimes I think my mental flexability is declining. It seems I have to work harder to think outside the norm nowadays then I did 20+ years ago. That being said, the amount of work I can clear just because I've seen it before more than offsets that - for now anyway.

When the less experienced staff bother to listen I can significantly reduce their resolution times just because I have either seen the issue before or I can help them troubleshoot in a concise manner. That's what I like to tell myself anyway.

Equifax to world+dog: If we give you this $700m, can you pleeeeease stop suing us about that mega-hack thing?

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Even Vegas isn't giving odds on that!

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Re: Passing the loss to the shareholders is fine

@ DougS

I like your idea but many times employees of the corporation are forced to invest into it for their retirement plan. This would hurt the bees more than the queens, maybe. Although with the stock options most C-level positions get it might hurt them enough to get their attention.

You ain't getting around UK data laws on a technicality, top judge tells Google

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Re: Victimless crime

To me that's like saying "Yeah I drove drunk but I didn't actually hurt anyone - no harm no foul"

Humans may be able to live on Mars within halls of aerogel – a wonder material that can trap heat and block radiation

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Re: What have the Martians ever done for us?

A great man said million to one chances come about 9 out of 10 times.

US border cops' secret racist Facebook group a total disgrace, says patrol chief. She should know, she was a member

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Re: Stones

Well, it was a "closed" group - the digital equivalent of a locker room.

*Yes, Facebook I know, but the analogy stands.

And that being said, in today's society where any and everything is probably recorded and will eventually become public one way or another, a person should probably think before keyboarding.

I do find it interesting that so many people are piling on this group when shock "comedians" have said much the same or worse and gotten laughs and a pass.

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Stones

I won't be throwing any because I've made off color remarks before.

The difference is between what you joke about and what you do.

Ex-NASA Mars InSight contractor sets legal eagles on JPL over whistleblower sacking

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Shocker

Someone caught with hand in cookie jar blames person reporting it.

A signifcant percentage of humans suck. (including me, on occasion!)

NPM Inc settles union-busting complaints on third try – after CEO trolled for ordering internal mole hunt

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Re: Gifts

Years ago I worked in a new factory being brought online. We were a non-union expansion for the existing union shop in the eastern US.

Including startup beginning in April, we were able to out-produce the old factory (that had more lines) by end of year.

The union shop got 10% production bonuses at Christmas based on our work. We got fruit baskets. Really.

We closed the factory the week between Christmas and New Year for maintenance, giving mischievous minds time to prank. I crawled through the rafters into the office area above the plant manager's office and carefully lowered enough fruit baskets to cover his quite large desk. This was, of course, in a corner office facing southwest - in south Texas. Even in winter the sun shines quite brightly most days and temps in an office where HVAC is off for plant maintenance can get notably elevated.

The entire office area had to be aired out for several days after staff returned.

Immature and childish, sure. But funny to everyone but the boss. Even other front office staffers were heard giggling - because they had been shorted also leaving only the plant manager getting a quite generous bonus.

Notably, we didn't get fruit baskets the next year, even after breaking production records again.

I would AC, but I really don't care if that employer finally figures out who did it.

Stop us if you've heard this one: US government staff wildly oblivious to basic computer, info security safeguards

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Humans

I suspect this report could be duplicated in most Western governments, + or - a few percentage points.

When something is inconvenient people tend to consciously and unconsciously try to avoid or circumvent it. Also we can have goldfish memory for the rules.

We consistently have people try to do things that the provided training explains is a bad idea. They justify it by telling themselves they are trying to be efficient or productive or whatever, but it usually boils down to "I do that at home and I haven't had my computer hacked". Of course they have no idea whether or not they have been compromised. For that matter we probably don't really know whether we have been compromised at work - but based on our users and just how many vulnerabilities there are I would be surprised if we haven't been to some extent. We certainly try to adhere to best practices, but sometimes funding and manpower dictate prioritizing what gets done. And there I go justifying!

It's official. You can get FUCT, US Supremes tell scandalized bureaucrats in rude trademark spat

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Re: The government can't ban 'FUCT'

That's kind of the point of a tiered system of courts ruling on legislation and executive action. Checks and balances. The writer(s) of the Constitution knew there would be misinterpretation and outright muppetry and therefore put a system in place to limit it as much as possible. Unfortunately, there have been 200+ years of weasels enacting regulations, laws, rules, etc specifically to get around the original intent of the document - many of these have not been challenged through the courts and so have become entrenched. Sometimes the court system, including the SC, have own-goaled. Humans are nothing if not imperfect.

Apple sued over fondleslab death blaze: iPad battery blamed for deadly New Jersey apartment fire

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@DougS

Upvote, but a can of gas can sit on the living room floor indefinitely without exploding assuming it is stored in the correct container and there is no external ignition source.

Many lithium batteries have failed while being used exactly in the manner prescribed, because of either poor engineering or poor quality control driven by cost concerns of the manufacturer. That being said, it is still a vanishingly small percentage that have actually failed.

Having bank problems? I feel bad for you son: I've got 25 million problems, but a bulk upload ain't one

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Re: 10 minutes, not a second more...

Another Murphy-ism:

You can't make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

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Re: Holy Light Bulb of Antioch

Ah, a re-purposed Monty line has gotten me again. Thanks for the laugh and the opportunity to clean pretty much everything on my desk.

When customers see red, sometimes the obvious solution will only fan the flames

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Re: Once again the bad memories resurface

I remember that episode. Something along the lines of: "With the whole of the World Wide Web at my fingertips, what exactly would lead you to believe that whatever it is you are doing is worthy of my attention? If it is I already have backups of your browser history, personal folder and that folder that you think is hidden on your local hard drive. Should I continue or are you going to go away?"

Lots of paraphrasing there because my memory chips are pretty creaky.

Own goal: $280,000 GDPR fine for soccer app that snooped on fans' phone mics to snare pub telly pirates

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Re: What?

PR people and lawyers are going to say what they are paid to. That sentence is engraved on a plaque and given to you when you pass the bar - flip it over to get the opposite reading if you become a prosecutor.

Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings

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Re: Run for it!

Quite modern* GPUs will die an interesting death if the fan/heatsink combo falls off.

*For some value of modern in underfunded public agencies

I'll just clear down the database before break. What's the worst that could happen? It's a trial

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Re: Running some code in a place you really shouldn't

Did almost exactly the same thing myself, only on a customer computer. Luckily it was almost brand new and I didn't lose anything important. Whew!

Luckily it was a customer who was pretty laid back and appreciated having something to kid me about for the next several years.

Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet

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Pint

Re: So it wasn't his job

Sensuous. Look up Jeff Foxworthy - Southern US slang for "Since you is".

Sensuous up, get me another beer.

Hate e-scooters? Join the club of the pals of 190 riders in Austin TX who ended up in hospital

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Re: Make helmets mandatory - oh wait, we can't

@ Charlie Clark

"In my experience the vast majority of cyclists are fine and generally play by the rules. Yes, there are always some knob jockeys who are going to endanger themselves and others. But they'll probably do this with whatever form of transport they're using, so it's not much basis for policy."

Good for you, but here is another story. It isn't just anecdotal evidence. There have been a couple of local Uni sponsored studies that proved that bicyclists in this area were much less likely to obey the rules of the road or even exercise good sense when riding in town. Outside of town the numbers were much better - probably because those riders are generally more serious and understand consequences.

As far as basis for policy - almost all policy is based on outliers instead of majority. IE - most people don't drive drunk but we have policies against that. Yeah, yeah, extreme example but relevant.

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You don't count if you can't respond...

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Re: Make helmets mandatory - oh wait, we can't

Road planning is one issue - the overarching belief that since "I'm saving the world by riding my bike/scooter/etc" road rules don't apply is another huge issue. If bicycles could run on smugness very few riders around here would have to pedal.

It is actually refreshing to see the occasional rider actually stopping at intersections, signaling and using appropriate safety devices (lights at night, reflectors, bright clothing).

Europol takes down Wall Street market: No, the other cesspool of dark international financial skullduggery

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Wall Street

Too bad our Europol friends didn't get lost and "accidentally" close down the Wall Street you first think of when you hear about dodgy dealings, financial misconduct and fraud.

Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it

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Re: Surprisingly honest

Their estimate of damages is separate from what the court can/will impose as a fine for breaking the law. Usually in cases like this the perp is given two separate judgements - one for payback of damages and one for court costs and fines. The Judge will generally fact check the compensation claim from the victim and pass it along to the perp.

But, like the banner above a civil attorney's office locally says: Winning is one thing - collecting is another.

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Re: Surprisingly honest

Honestly sounds a little low. If he destroyed 66 computers I would think replacement costs including staff time would be quite a bit more than that. I guess that is what the student interns are for.

Anybody want to do a little comparative vandalism to some .gov computers and let us know what their numbers add up to?

Strong-willed field support op holds it together during painful customer call

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Re: Reminds me of the time ...

Better yet, send him a generic USB hub with the competitor's name and some special software. Perhaps a couple of charged capacitors...

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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Re: Not much sympathy

You are correct that it wouldn't be tweets. It would be "news" as reported by the majority of the MSM - exceptions being the other side's media hacks.

Humanity gazes into the abyss to get its first glimpse of a black hole

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Obligatory

XKCD

https://xkcd.com/2135/

Really puts the size of that monster into perspective.

Back to drawing board as Google cans AI ethics council amid complaints over right-wing member

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Re: Diversity not an option?

Apparently there are at least 2300 Googlers that truly value diversity as long as it doesn't diverge from their group think.

Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices

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Jenny McCarthy

She's a nutter who has gone over the edge campaigning against all vaccinations. Apparently, she has no concept of what grief childhood diseases caused throughout history until very recently.

I wish all the anti-vaxxers would take a statistics class and do a workup on what the numbers are for serious health effects with vaccines vs. w/o.

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