* Posts by French Tickler

14 publicly visible posts • joined 5 May 2010

Apple's Chinese labourers get 1.6 per cent of iPad loot - report

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Stop

Seriously?

Yet again - a fact that we all know - chinese workers don't get paid well.......Shocker

But becuase they manufacture Apple products it becomes news?

Seriously do you have a load of ex NotW and The Sun reporters working at El Reg or are you that desperate to get a story out that you have to do this.

Get a grip guys, there are so many better thinhgs to write about....

iPad typos are Apple's fault, not yours - new claim

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Trollface

Well I hope you cleaned up afterwards.....

Doctor Who girl Amy Pond axed in 'heartbreaking' exit

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Happy

And about time too - whilst the legs will be a loss, that is about it really......

Crap alchemist jailed for poo-into-gold experiment

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Joke

You could say that the shit quite literally hit the fan (heater)............

Ballmer disses Android as cheap and complex

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Depending on how it is being held..........

DWP will make feuding parents pay

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FAIL

Oh joy.....

A whole new set of people to talk to on the phone that will judge you as evil purely because you are male.

I have enough of that with the CSA as it is.......

To be honest there is no 'fair' way of doing this, if like me you have an ex with a desire for mopney, you will will always end being re-evaluated year after year until you have nothing left.

New software, same mindset.

School worker jailed for abuse images

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Coat

OMG - SENSATIONAL......

Would that be sarcastic in a sensationalist manner?

Dell outsourcer lifts US woman's saucy pix from PC

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Paris Hilton

Ummmmmm, eeeeh, urrrr

Ok there are just too many things to say, <stack overflow>

Paris? - Naked photos on hard drive - need I say more?

Bono doubles down on Facebook

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Flame

Donations.....

Better that he buys a bit of FB than makes wild donations to 'worth while causes' like the IRA (again).....

Woman loses Bebo privacy case against lad mag

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Megaphone

Identified.....

The "Epic Boobs" girl is named Alix Bromley. Photobucket yielded several pics of her including the infamous poster.

http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/axour/

Exam board deletes C and PHP from CompSci A-levels

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Flame

Work experience anyone?

What a marvellous idea, lets stop teaching kids things that are useful and instead have them learn Pascal and Delphi - what wonderful careers that will set them up for.

Instead lets just prep them for a degree in computer science at some uni then when they come out they wont have a clue like all the other grads with no useful knowledge.

Judge de-ASBOes yoof's low-slung kecks

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Coat

Whale tail.....

Lets hope not, unless of course the tail in question has a bulk not dissimilar to that of a whale......

Mine is the short coat so you can see my thong

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Coat

mmmmm tail

Lets hope not, unless of course the tail in question is not dissimilar in size to that of a whale.

Mine is the short coat so you can see my thong.

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Megaphone

Trend Origins - Shocker!

I wonder if he would be so keen to wear his arse revealers all the time if he knew the true origin of the 'trend'.

In the States, the practice of wearing the trousers below the underwear line was started in the California prisons during the 1970's by certain inmates wishing to advertise their 'sexual availability' to any interested parties.

This has spread all over the world and it is highly doubtful that the scrotoids in Britain and the rest of the world or for that matter, actually know HOW this practice began, but it is nevertheless true.

I am sure that if you ask nicely and maybe give them a wink, any older inmate that is or has been incarcerated in California will attest to this.