* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

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Y'know that ridiculously expensive Oculus Rift? Yeah, it just got worse

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: My neck hurts

Apparently Sony have that particular aspect sorted.

PSVR is the heaviest of the headsets, but reviews are consistently stating it as the most comfortable for extended use, and also very glasses-friendly apparently.

I will know for sure next week ;)

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Re: Meh, you can keep your fancy shmancy holo glasshole cardboard vive rifts.

BINGO!!

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Re: This articule is pure speculative opinion = meaningless

Adrian? Wasn't he Hadrian's half-brother? You know, the one with the limp from when that arrow went through his knee.

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Re: Everything they're doing would be fine

I was ready to build a new rig and get a vive, that is until ps pro and and the psvr came along to delivery the double whammy.

Not having dipped my toe into the current-gen console market (still using my xb360) meant I might as well go for the pro.

So, including all the extras like move controllers and a camera and a charging station etc. I think it's cost me around £800. A LOT less than the £2k I was looking at for a PC setup.

Admittedly the PC setup would have been superior, but it's a lot more outlay for what is effectively an experimental platform at present - even though it has huge potential.

If it all takes off and I'm ok with VR, then I can always sell the PS stuff and head back to the PC side of things - I still like building my own rigs so it isn't like it's a closed door.

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Re: Even then, Apples is not a custom interface.

You can use whatever you want with PSVR too - standard 3.5mm jack on the headset

What does Amazon have in common with Uber and Lyft? Road rage

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Re: Don't like the check? Don't work for them

Any time I'm presented with a contract that says anything about not working for a competitor or whatever I get it removed or don't sign - they have no right to tell me what to do.

Information gained at that contract is a different kettle of fish though - it would be very unprofessional and very dodgy to use information from a previous contract (that's specific to that company) with another firm - especially if they are competitors.

In fact, I was taken on once and was specifically asked about my previous contract company plans in a particular space - I told them that if I were to do that, what would stop me from doing the same to them later? They stopped asking me at that point.

What's not to love about IoT – you can spy on customers as they arrive

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IoT: A problem looking for a catastrophe.

This guy is trying to offer solutions for something that should be consigned to death immediately

Argos tech team updates iOS app with helpful info on 'eleventy-billion toilet seats'

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Re: Sky hooks and tartan paint on sale on line

On a short work stint on a building site they tried a few on me, including trying to get me to go to the foreman for a long weight[sic]

Alleged German YouTube-to-MP3 ripper sued by labels

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Re: Home taping...

I'd agree with that. However, I can see someone getting a bit pissed if you then offered to perform that service for others (especially as in doing so you accrue wealth).

That's cold: This is how our boss told us our jobs are at risk, staffers claim

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Re: When it comes to cold goodbyes...

Even though I'm freelancing and they can ask me to leave tomorrow, they would still have to pay me for a month :)

One job I turned up and they had hired another contractor (cheaper) to replace me so I was out on my ear with immediate effect. Turns out the replacement was someone I knew from a previous contract (who was a permie before and this was his first contract - hence the price difference).

It backfired on them though because we had a chat as I was leaving and he was shocked at the abruptness of my dismissal, even though I was actually in a good mood (it was a bit of a tin-pot shit-hole of a place anyway) as I left. A couple of weeks later he left as well and they were well and truly shafted :) Karma's a bitch.

Oh, and one contract I made the mistake of answering my phone on the way in on the first day - turns out they'd changed their minds and I wasn't needed after all - gits. If only I had ignored the call and actually set foot on the premises I could at least have stitched them for a couple of weeks notice pay :)

Unlucky Luckey: Oculus developers invoke anti-douchebag clause, halt games for VR goggles

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Re: That said, I must admit I'm uncomfortable talking politics in a tech forum.

@Voyna, I can't be sure whether you are deliberately putting words in my mouth or if you just didn't understand what I posted.

At no point did I say that they didn't have the right to boycott Oculus, I just said I thought that that was worse than supporting a group engaging in political in-fighting.

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Re: I actually feel for the guy @Tommy

"walk away from companies which are being arseholes now"

Since we are talking about Oculus, care to mention how they are being arseholes just for having someone in their employ who happens to hold a point of view you don't agree with (or how he expresses it)?

Overreaction, much.

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Re: That said, I must admit I'm uncomfortable talking politics in a tech forum.

Without taking a stance either way on Luckey's actions, I will say that it is a remarkable demonstration of modern Democracy in Action on behalf of the publishers threatening to boycott Oculus.

Just because someone (who I will admit does happen to be famous and linked to the Oculus brand) supports a particular political view, to respond by threatening to put other people out of work if they don't bow down to their demands is, in my view, worse than donating to a group who are using smear tactics in a US political campaign (as if that's somehow new!?!).

Just as an aside, I wonder if they would be taking this action if the smear campaign was directed against Trump. I'm gonna guess not.

Add 'fattism' and hacker stereotyping to the list of Donald Trump's list of non-PC positions

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Re: Not so smart

About the same amount of time it will take for his opponents to admit that he has a point about the colossal waste of money that's built into the system.

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Re: Trump Taxes

Apparently he is under legal advice not to release his tax returns whilst undergoing an IRS audit (which he claims has been the case every year for the last 15, which seems a bit focused to me).

Whilst the IRS have said that there is no rule that says he can't release his tax returns whilst being audited, I reckon Trump is using this as a way to highlight the fact he has been audited every year for the last 15 years.

Considering the number of bankruptcies he's filed, I can't say I blame them.

I did laugh when he said 'that's all you've done' when Hilary mentioned she had written a book though :)

'Faceless' Liberty Global has 'sucked the very soul' out of Virgin Media

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Re: US business

Aye, reminds me of Pipex/UUNet/MFS/MCI Worldcom. The more US the company became, the crazier the management decisions. Can't see it ending well for VM.

Malware figures out it's running on VMs and refuses to execute

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Re: Hide, hide, hide ...

They could also just check to see how many CPU's are available to the OS. Not bullet-proof obviously but it could thin the numbers. Combined with other tell-tales it could end up being quite difficult to trick the malware into running.

Lenovo denies claims it plotted with Microsoft to block Linux installs

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Re: What a whiny bunch of spoilt hypocritical Linux users

If Lenovo had kept some option in the BIOS to use an older, non-proprietary, access method no-one would be claiming foul, just BAU snafu; but they didn't.

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WTF?

Re: RAID Mode

If you remove the 'word wrap' tick box you could make your text even harder to read. I sense you're not really trying hard enough :)

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Re: Then do some real world trolling

Me and a colleague used to do this at PC World in Moorgate when we had nothing better to do at lunchtime.

We weren't total dicks about it, so whenever they got a new sales droid in the others would all stand around and watch the newbie getting 'initiated' :)

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Paris Hilton

Re: "To improve system performance, Lenovo is ... adopting RAID on the SSDs..."

"Listen guys, nobody mention the downvote."

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!

Also, who keeps track of the number of up/down votes and when can we trade them in?I wouldn't mind trading in upvotes for discounts on equipment - Drew - you reading this? :)

Man accused of $180k ass-based gold smuggling scam awaits verdict

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Coat

Re: Usually the other way around.

It works both ways in this case

World+dog to get retro classic Commodore 64 for Christmas

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Re: I'm very tempted

"Happy times, and as a now approaching middle aged man... I can feel my heart strings beginning to tug/yearn for simpler times of my misspent youth. :)"

It ain't all bad, we've got workable VR now :)

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"but secretly we envied him for Repton and Elite."

Don't forget Chuckie Egg

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Re: Likely lineups for those

Unfortunately this problem is very likely to do with PNP depletion zones in the chips.

When you have PNP material sandwiched together it requires the application of a certain amount of power to overcome the resistance so that electricity flows (for example, 0.7 volts for Silicon).

This forms the basis of the logic gates in the chips. Over time, if those chips haven't been powered up (and thus breaking down the depletion zone where the two materials mix and 'intermingle') then the depletion zone gets larger and larger (one material type 'bleeds' into the other).

Now, when you add power it requires a lot more than 0.7V to break that barrier down and this typically burns out the chip.

I can't imagine some of these chips are easy to replace these days, I may be wrong :)

EU ends anonymity and rules open Wi-Fi hotspots need passwords

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Re: Let's step back for a second

So, did the courts actually say that the owner of the hotspot had to actually record the details that someone identified themselves with?

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Big Brother

Re: Users required to reveal identities

This could all be easily resolved with the assignment of an individual code for each person, something hard to fudge, like a tattoo or something.

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Joke

Re: The EU

"These aren't the papers you're looking f...damn, no no, I mean they ARE the papers you're looking for!"

It's OK for the FBI's fake hacks to hack suspects' PCs, says DoJ watchdog

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Re: Always watch the watchers

"So who is going to bring the "justice" [snicker] department to justice?"

Hint: the US symbol for justice has a sword in one hand.

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Re: Old trick works

If only he had used an out of country server to run his browser from, *then* connected to an anonymizing proxy. It would also have helped if he had restricted all outbound access from the server so it could only go to the proxy.

Kids eh? They think they're so clever*.

*I'm not claiming that I am

Two Sundays wrecked by boss who couldn't use a calendar

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Re: Thank Bibulous it's Friday

Bilious, the 'oh god' of hangovers :)

Google's become an obsessive stalker and you can't get a restraining order

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Re: Android phones now examine your location and invite you to rate the cafes

No contract can remove your rights. That's why there's always another clause that says if any clause is found not to be enforceable then rest is still valid - heaven forbid they would make sure that the clauses are actually legal and enforceable before they make you sign.

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Re: to misquote

I don't think that's a misquote, more like paraphrasing to me :)

Daddy, what's 'P2P file sharing'?

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Any other industry?

I've created innovative security designs for many companies that are probably still being used - perhaps I should negotiate some recompense based on how many packets are sent to/from those networks.

I could retire right now and live like a King - what's not to like?

UK oversight body tipped to examine phone snooping tech in prisons

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What about a solicitor visiting a client whilst they are being held on remand? If they call back to the office to discuss some point of the defense then that will be picked up.

Not sure that's legal even with all the new laws.

Edward Snowden's 40 days in a Russian airport – by the woman who helped him escape

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Re: The USA created the terrorists

There is a playbook in operation which determines that every choice we are *presented* with equates to a win for the elite.

Propaganda isn't just about spin and lies, it's about framing everything in such a way that people don't think of alternatives - aka brainwashing. In a pseudo-democracy the vast majority of the public are totally brainwashed and this leaves no reasonable avenue of response for the enlightened individual.

Seriously, you could take the average voter and explain in detail that they are effectively slaves and it won't make a bit of difference. They'll put you in their little 'nut job' box and move on to their next tweet.

Personally I believe the best that can be achieved right now is to keep the seed of freedom alive and pure in some small way (each of us choosing that way) in the hope that one day the ground will be more fertile for that seed to grow.

Microsoft thinks time crystals may be viable after all

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Joke

Re: My. Brain. Hurts.

"No idea what one did with foreign navels"

You connected them of course :)

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Re: YBMM

My takeaway from this was that people have known about spontaneous asymmetry for a while, but have never actually seen it.

These guys think they have come up with an experiment that actually proves it.

Cool (although I also admit a lot of it did whizz past).

You should install smart meters even if they're dumb, says flack

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I got a letter *telling* me there were coming to fit a smart meter!

I phoned them up, said I didn't want one - they asked why, I said that they weren't secure. He made a note and that was that.

However, if I hadn't already known they weren't compulsory there was nothing in the letter to indicate this - quite the opposite in fact - very shady.

Police Scotland to cough 0.001% of annual income for unlawful RIPA spying

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Re: Oversight?

For the oversight to mean anything it has to be followed up with some kind of action that would deter the offenders from trying it again.

£10k of someone elses money? Right.

Brit spies and chums slurped 750k+ bits of info on you last year

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That will be a requirement from the bosses so they don't get confused.

Star Trek's Enterprise turns 50 and still no sign of a warp drive. Sigh

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Re: "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had hyperspace..."

I believe Arthur and Ford once (in one version of HHG2TG that is) managed to hitch a ride through time itself via one Chestfield Sofa if I recall, it was only then that they decided to travel onwards via BistroMaths.

So I suppose we can deduce that Chesterfield Sofa's are the vehicle of choice for really long journeys, whilst your mobile French Cafe would do for a little runabout for the wife?

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Joke

Re: Gigawatt!

Yeah, but the DeLorean only has to get up to 88mph, not 'c'.

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Coat

Re: EM Drive is an impossible idea

The EM drive could be tapping into the 'Universal energy', after all, if the fabric of spacetime is like a tablecloth with things with more mass creating a bigger dip in the fabric than others, then doesn't the concept of having the fabric resting on *something* have enough merit to pursue?

What if space-time was held together by a sea of energy, and that there is a potential difference between the sea and the fabric (otherwise it wouldn't float on top of it see) then the EM drive could be tapping into this PD to generate a thrust *seemingly* out of nothing, but is in fact running on dark energy :)

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Joke

Re: "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had hyperspace..."

I've been looking for years for a course in Bistromathematics, turns out no-one could schedule one properly to the point where everyone turned up at the same time, or even paid for their share of the course material!

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Re: Reactionless drive?

From what I recall, the rule is something like 'you can't accelerate past the speed of light' - but that's in normal space - Witch-space is totally different of course :)

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Alien

Sir

I have always felt that the breakthrough would come when we could create short distance wormholes (think needleships etc.to keep the size down).

If you had a generator on the ship (obviously this would require vast amounts of energy as well as exotic materials and a lot of know-how) you could 'nip' through space. So you would have an absolute speed based on your reaction drive (impulse) and a relativistic speed based on how fast you could run the needle through the fabric of space without disappearing up your own arsehole (warp drive)*.

Still, if you can't think of it in the first place it would take a hell of a lot longer to achieve! Science fiction doesn't predict the future, it creates it.

*and no playing with any naughty bug eyed monsters on the way

Spoof an Ethernet adapter on USB, and you can sniff credentials from locked laptops

Sir Runcible Spoon

If two potential paths to a destination appear in the routing table (such as directly connected) with the same priority then the choice will come down to other parameters, such as icmp response times and wotnot.

You could also do something to nobble the 'other' link if your nefarious one turned out to be too slow to be chosen.