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Startup targets datacenters with 3D-printed nuclear reactor module

Saigua

Re: Shell Game?

I mean, if you got a test the Air Force should know to run you don't think they run , make that pull request.

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Re: Yes ! Finally ! So will it scale?

Is a 30 GW plant just 1000 of these 30 MW ones and a sky radiator of sufficient size and JV work product?

Micron locks in historically high memory prices for five years

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Re: Makes me happier about the MU stock I bought $29 worth of back in the 90s...

Sometimes, you have to buy the dip two days to get the trade you want.

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Re: Well... Presumably the AI goers are also inventing new devices for your home server RAM slots.

I mean, it's all of the above for everyone, somewhere warehouses of thousands of robots are writing 'I will not murder Italians as an expat' with one hand while doodling new (but JEDEC compatible) DDR5 device plans with their right, middle, or other output mediating actuators (on paper, or merely low-refresh output devices.)

LLMs are closer to religion than they appear. Watch out for those who like it that way

Saigua

Re: Idiots

Inside the beet via a very strange streptococcus is the steak. Do not trust the Lea & Perrins {$churchySlaggingTerm}!

Nè apostate, Philistine, editor plugin maximalist...

Saigua
Childcatcher

DK jokes, maybe KU, Wolters-Kleuwers, AAAS puns ...

Who's joining my right to assembly (USAnian) that's -possibly- a cafe if you count Cyber Cafè with 5080s, where you worship at the font of truth, but mostly bring back DK publishing (7 color full bleed explainers with light citations.) Divisive sects opining on Fine Art v. Pop Art from the get-go.

There'll be one week with a parade and props for a 1-6 year anti apoptosis cycle ripped Jesus and optional trips to Lebanon.

Also another one where what an organ's supposed to do outside the scope of reproductive age is drily contemplated.

HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

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Re: Feels like a solution in search of a problem.

They're not making stock they need to raise the price on $200 in a couple of weeks like Apple? If they made it a front-lit keyboard with a good arc to it (chording!) and a bellows for cooling and raised conference camera it would be much better.

They could ship it with a subscription license for Leons.

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And one more thing... it's headless. Imagine your productivity when you stop useless guard of typos, dominating your workdays. If you're in social media, how mad will your audience be when you say you bought HPC but never looked at what was being written? Let's bring out some users!

[People in linen long-sleeved stuff with lots of tears and notes on them shuffle out, smiling when it's on them for photos, nursing major organ damage.] Raymondine is an AIX vim user, let's see what they have to say...

Meta Arms itself to the teeth by signing for 'tens of millions' of AWS Graviton cores

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Re: Just a theory

Let's hope for those world-remaking ads where the added connectivity (from LSD) does better explanation than being ready for a tulip craze in smart (model and smartness not included, but the bit where the USA periodically ejects scientists and OBs (maybe CS grads?!) by offering liability, hate, and varietal banker fecal glazes should make Gibbs Free Science more available or booka ble!) Ones where e.g. Meta also signs for IR radiative panels and cooling product availability, 200 MW nuclear power stations, etc. Or are customers supposed to option those from a scarcely seen backend where that's a good way to sign on and extend your starter free megatokens (there are mTokens that aren't millions of tokens but auth factors instead. Geh.)

Smart bleaching, not just a thing you do to your wardrobe to survive sunny days!

Maybe an idle process just hallucinates new Fast & Furious franchise entries (and FFVII rebuilds) until they book NeRF visualization or AI we can appreciate.

Google's TurboQuant saves memory, but won't save us from DRAM-pricing hell

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GOpher fixed your ratchet data tendencies. [Wrench flip]

If you want a maze of twisty passages, all distinct, you'll need to run it by the free tier of Quantum Conputing Subscription.

Bill Gates-backed startup aims to revive Moore's Law with optical transistors

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Re: Max reticle is 858 mm^2, specifically 33mm x 26mm

Ideally you'd be wearing a single eyeglass in a metal loupe with HBM hung off a lapel, but with unallocated CMOS area near the rim or other static guard IOring you embedded in epoxy and fins to dissipate 1kW operating power. Really very bad as readers, but it can do the reading and japery offhand.

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10kW 1U-looking 8-processor trays, optical connect.

.43 ExaFP(4?) at 10kW for an absolute unit. Book the fun now. Duke x ETH Zurich tech out in Austin since a 7MM raise in '23. Why would they -not- have 300 patents by now?!?

Dunno why the name sounds like Neuromancer x Atropos x Phosgene, guess they're cooking compute-in-memory humble brags and not nursing along parents who take Nutrophos, which is B-vitamin nerve tonic with phosphorous; 2 teaspoons 3 times a day?

Micron breaks ground on humungous NY DRAM fab after beating bats and tree huggers

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Nasty chemicals and their hermetic recovery loops.

Yeah lots of 00000 clean air, 3 foldy recovery loops, and catalytic combustion for anything left. Processes to tear that down and back together with similar Q.

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Choices on how much bat service to buy with your memory.

I mean, hopefully they don't go to wetly with the bats or fail at their squad goals of LEED Pt green roof buildouts, or at least quelling the notion of having too many lights about at all hours to ruin plainly everyone's (plus bats and avies') sleep cycles and solar rails on the roof that make for roosting maladies (read bluntly, short circuits.)

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SDRAM, et al Re: And here I am, sat wondering...

Aces on you for m...ildly energy hungry slow compute RAM provision and using out the bathtub curve of its lifetime patiently taking patient and N008 data while the AI, memory the size of a planet, jaws away at bedside manner while deciding when the banshee screams.

Mozilla Corporation installs Firefox driver in CEO reboot

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Re: AI is a bubble, not a battleground MPDG has changed our ad sincerity bargain...

Chrome has seen your network behavior coming and decided to front with nothing, so there!

Companies are tired of being something you explore and see advantages in, they're just going to be an incident token that requires gas to transmit. Bah!

AI will play Front Mission 7 for you and fit that into an https v4 request.

Framework flame war erupts over support of politically polarizing Linux projects

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Nirav Represent! (and...with awesome PMUs and design.)

Here I had looked forward to issues in killbot firmware, AI driven projects fronting skill issues, canines sacrificed to prove software-driven kidney rearranging, and sewing all Tories to the same piece of tripe.

Climate goals go up in smoke as US datacenters turn to coal

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We truly must consider the cat-owning narco-necro First Nations AI Girlfriends.

I'm here for the Last Week Tonight ep., at least.

Farmer ¡Tanmuchos! CoNNFNAIGF PACs?

Alt: It's raining germaniidens (downwind of turbines 6-9?)

Will the Torment Nexus not take to daytime IR emissive films in sky-facing cooling apps to try harder to cool to the 4K of space in this process? Nerf that cold end!

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Coal burning makes the Torture Nexus.

Not really fixing things in Guyana, Yucatan, etc. as far as not killing everyone out in the streets. If freshwater were supplied in excess and reliably it would valorate those replanted-that-forest-then carbon credits, but...

Trump tax law keeps Bill Gates' nuclear datacenter dreams alive

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Cite black woman ciphers ...er I mean news reporters.

RuPaul, Energy News in Legislation Noise, title that says you're going to build generation and cogeneration in a place that can stand the heat albedo; choose any 2.

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Who among us hasn't booked alternately as Bomb Materials, Gates, and Cipher News trying to exhibit the archcontrasaxophone at music schools?

Some signs of AI model collapse begin to reveal themselves

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Re: The model collapse paper is rubbish

I mean, I kind of want to see the small home office to confirm it is 5 woven stories of open 9-shelf laddered stacks, but it may actually help if the feedback can include things like -no- rather than -learn more.- Any cheek like that can't serve any (product) VP, can it? Better to say that if Google keeps serving Pinterest links, stolen and misattributed category rot that it is, it's going to run the caustic bath for such things on itself on the regs before serving a thing.

Glia for transformers!

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Re: Human Nature

You're wired! Keep it humming.

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Re: Human Nature

Lol pre-damaged trousers over well-loved pants. Where's my simple darning-bot? Having said that, the AI has to face up to facts and peoplehood also; can't wait for RoboBibi to finally sort away the far right and have functional plural democracy run a fresh try. The problem is the GC, AI minds not a whit about pushing and popping context when it really does matter as a continuum with weights to be sent round to sift it. They're hard put to add hygiene to the use cases and pick a lane, (test neighbor cases, etc.)

You'll never guess which mobile browser is the worst for data collection

Saigua

Wait, neusrat tracker?

Part of me wants to have a browser that runs a music tracker that rearranges Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan in a function as core as ad tracking, but another wants to know what neus tracker is. (I got weird results about guide star usage rather than news cookie/pixel stuff seeing if I regifted NYT articles. Sorry.)

Saigua

Re: FWIW (to run little snitch)

Well, some people look in mirrors as often as hourly rather than run ztop; but you've noticed then, that you're -here.-

Saigua

Re: Targeted ads

Still, you haven't made the ad campaign to compete with the drek, so it's --as if you don't care-- for reciprocally small values of as if. Or organized legislation cornershots. Or found a solution for their ad campaign's host or rep's car and made it the #1 test case for a given {¢governance_unit_and_session} cybercrime unit having begun.

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Dispositionality?

At least it doesn't insist on having a backup email and password to make sure I'm not locked out of my profile. Maybe keep a burner virtual phone to use as a second factor, and a completely operational clone of Google keying an authentication app snapshot in time.

Quantum safe security to revoke keys in 10^158 years due to decay of universe state. (Just unnecessary programmer things.) But you can spoof reentering your original value of pi then, to make a snapshot.

Creators demand tech giants fess up and pay for all that AI training data

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Go

Re: False perceptions by 'creators

Is it enough to call a work lumenal to distinguish it as a non-energetic product of hindgut digestion?

Huawei's farewell to Android isn't a marketing move, it's chess

Saigua

Re: Can't understand the apps

Get that solar split in, no need for more than the pilot light. And all the mud scrapers if you put in a water loop in ground.

Is Microsoft's AI Copilot? CoPilot? Co-pilot? MVP creates site to help get it right

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Re: Exactly what we need

Patently, to make LetMeCorrectThatForYouWhileMakingItCool.com and get the fastest $$4B exit yet. Or is that On Patent Premise, to etc. etc? [Cut to supercut of open plan HPC that are also shiny shoes, featuring the Mens' Fashion guy from X.]

China's top messaging app WeChat banned from Hong Kong government computers

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Re: Do cell phones count as computers here?

Eta: Who among us has not used Government Cluster Supercomputing to snipe good buys at éBay. (Hopefully not an allied gov.)

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Would a Chinese Province or city need to trade over WeChat?

Gotta say, here's a point of Federal concordance between USA, EU and PRC Government Computers. Defs have exceptions for some disbursement but ah, don't cross those beams, it could be bad.

Intel lets go of 2,000 staff at Oregon R&D site, offices in Texas, Arizona, California

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Demure Humble Intel

Now they can roll FAE centers that bake keto pastry and robotically foster killbot startups that make water sequestration roads, ways, and works, roofing repair and solar installation, make inspired up cycling of furniture and ruined bedding, and an inspirational redesign of re-siding with insulation and ventilation. People just see them when they're catching tree nuts though.

Saigua
Pint

Re: bloodbath Of 50 y.o. retirees

That rhymes and all, but would they not also have internal dialogues c.f. 'Now I can open my dream Elk themed Bakery...and direct graphene and memristive neuromorphic RNN development,' or 'Now I can open the broken VHS and MPDG Video Franchise of my dreams ..and direct diamond vacancy center quantum discretes on an optical chiral bus' and other such homespun DARPA fronts 'all year Spirit Halloween with animatronic girl bands who can also trim trees and fab from lignin and cellulose but sometimes they bake a few hundred humble 1000 mm optical compute and F/O sense demure compute and storage die' etc?

You're right not to rush into running AMD, Intel's new manycore monster CPUs

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Compute in memory is coming for us all.

This minder is a nice resetting of the 'one does not simply refresh into a €€230k cpu' (or four, plus I suppose a proofing oven and/or district heating,) and improved schedulers that get along nicely.

World Wide Web Foundation closes so Tim Berners-Lee can spend more time with his protocol

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Re: He's an inept dolt and the project is a distraction and a money pit.

RFC and Revokable Key sidebar or get the blob out?

Desktop hypervisors are like buses: None for ages, then four at once

Saigua
Devil

Re: VMWare Xen etc

You're running a server bristling with 256 GB Qualcomm X mezzanine, right? Or Xeon?

FTC urged to stop tech makers downgrading devices after you've bought them

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Re: Car thing Quality not quantity of it just working on day 1.

I prefer the fine art telling people to insist on their stuff passing tests (at the reviewers if not the oem design planning and thenceforth,) over volume, environmental audio etc. We have small bits left in school on slavery deprecation and yet it's left to 400 fell imaginations plus the student to know how a free press and truly edgelord life (running mistagged people to freedom) might bring human succor.

Saigua

Re: Reminds me of TV sets

...thanks for doing your part to heat the Uk with electricity (and Magnavox and Philco and the I Love CRT guy from Stein's::Gate and stuff) and splits rather than oil FOA Russia.

Saigua

Re: Reminds me of TV sets

No remote? That's what the phones with 2GB...6GB under the couch are for! (Though, was the ML cache for shows asked for vita voz in the remote, or tv chassis?)

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Re: Reminds me of TV sets

That's fine, but I also want you to evangelize 6 y.o. running Ghidra on their set until chunks of DOM fall into their reach.

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Re: Reminds me of TV sets

It goes through the floor, like a tiny breach team, that 20" cable. Also the eye opener signal buffing is kind of smart even at lengths that don't require fiber optic or other repeaters (preferably with signal quality reporting.)

Saigua

Re: Reminds me of TV sets

I mean, if the text mode does Deepdream on the monospace font, is that bad? It's power optimized, you should be able to get that HMI to your service and like, leave local notes on your flat screen fridge and mellow out transitions (v. epilepsy etc) if your nerves get filed down sometime.

Saigua

Re: Reminds me of TV sets (NTSC/PAL)

Where my blanking interval data at?! Yass serviceable power supplies and flyback calls (find the charred diode!) are important. Modular ATSC 3.x is important, I see the chiral broadcast antenna bits around but having a NAB of the people (or Circuits World Degrowth colon Patreon) seems to be a bit farther away! I was promised micro organization democracy with local privacy key management, but I'm seeing LGe (so, WebOS wonks) and other chaebol throw up hands at ATSC 3 compliance something. Is there a Korean WebOS fansite with the drip on this low Q signal?

Where even are the JavaScript consoles of the 4k TV? Lend unto the 8mm side bezel that which is V8 shadow DOM heartbeat to the TV.

It's not just Doctorow novels with plowshared weapons doing the job of making the dog look good chasing porch pirates and removing stinky distractions itself.

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Devil

Those are -my- evil salesbots! But saying it's not theft when the fresh router kernel machine stops and there's not even a device header file that drops is wrong, as is legacy key management. (Not that a broad ecosystem of key audits isn't necessary over one giant glowing vuln org.) Zendodo with revocable keys if an IP buyer can get backers for the quality of its new maintainers?

Is Lenovo a blind spot in US anti-China security measures?

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Re: The real reason

Hey link the real article from The Economist, FT, the Chinese PC Enthusiast Mags (freeform spreadsheets and 5GL are my jam! CCParty yeah!) or EconRxiv next time tho. <3

Saigua

Re: Should they go the Huawei, I’ll miss them

How come to prefer HP laptops? I mean, they're thick on the reuse forest floor if you need a matching piece, but is finding them discounted per their flaws strategic?

How 'sleeper agent' AI assistants can sabotage your code without you realizing

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Facepalm

Re: Do not train on random garbage Tolerance and profit

On the contrary definitely filter that stuff! Training it as canon is a bit much for a transformers without a grasp on how hard deprecation might need to go on, what the reward budget for fancybear basilisks might be etc

It's 2019, and a PNG file can pwn your Android smartphone or tablet: Patch me if you can

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Re: Great (LineageOS, et al.)

So why would you not move to a nougaty or newer Lineage OS (take a los?) or take advantage of your device's maturity to freshen its loadout from a well-fuzzed bsd source? No current maintainer, or more like losing the back screen (driver?)

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