* Posts by Mips

514 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Apr 2010

Page:

British car parks start reading number plates

Mips
Childcatcher

When is news No News?

When it is reported by The Register

STONEHENGE: Attack of the RAYGUN HISTORIANS

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Ancient Britons

The problem is that Stonehenge was rebuilt by the Victorians and of course remodelled in the process. So how much is real archolocical information and how much Victorian imagination is yet to be revealed.

Edge-of-space skydiver grounded by ANOTHER bout of bad wind

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: grounded by ANOTHER bout of bad wind

Thought you were going to comment about another flameout (like Falcon 9)

Rover spots 'possibly artificial' MYSTERY SHINY OBJECT on Mars

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Mmmm

My money ... would be on a typical US contractor build: bits drop off everywhere.

Stars spotted dancing superfast tango around black hole handbag

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Yay!

"Can't we admire the wonder of the universe without using it as a chance to insult each other's beliefs?"

I can demonstrate scientifically (at least to my satisfaction) that god exists. Notice I use a small g because god is not anthromorphic. However, emphatically, I do not believe in religion. Religions are created by men for men and all religious text are written by men not God. Let me give you a nice recent example - Scientology. I will avoid mentioning the text starting with K because that will just get me death threats. You see what religion does to people.

Register SPB hacks mull chopping off feet

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Go ahead

I hate mixed units. Feet have got to go.

Just threw up at a New Scientist article using hundredths of a cm. Erm that would be 0.1mm or thereabouts.

Personally I don't see what is wrong with microSmoots.

USAF declassifies ‘flying saucer’ design

Mips
Childcatcher

Coanda

The US marines complained about the Harrier, "You can't go supersonic on compressed air". Just the same you can't get mach4 on Coanda effect.

Some ideas are bound to bounce.

HMRC: Moving our data to the cloud will make it MORE secure

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: What savings !

Knowing how these things go: that saving of £1m could easily turn nto an expenditure of £50m. This is the civil service we are talking about. Estimates and cost were never a strong point.

Boffins suggest orbital dust-up to combat climate change

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Not radical, at least nolt compared to what is actually being done

Well supposing that climate change is not entirely due to our activities and that solar output has something to do with it. Historically this is a fact. Supposing then that this lunatics asteroid cloud is in place and we get a solar dip. Whoops! Iceball earth. And here is the problem: WE HAVE NO WAY OF GETTING RID OF THE THING.

I need I say no more. What a scarry cat.

Event Horizon Telescope spots source of black hole jets

Mips
Childcatcher

Bootnote

No not infinite but impossible to measure because the tools you use keep stretching as you try to use them.

Simon Cowell plans X Factor for Tech

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: So cowell is not...

Just spouting superficial purile rubbish?

Option 1: No

Option 2: Yes

Option 3: Yesss

Nominet mulls killing off the .co from .co.uk

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Non-Profit...

And they want to auction names where there is competition!

Mmmm, delicious new sugar batteries keep gadgets up all night

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Laptop Poop

It would be like having a new baby.

Scientists: 'Castration is the key to a longer life'

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.

"castrating some male animals will make them live longer" Or is that it just seems longer.

Anyway I thought that wearing thight jeans had the same effect.

iPhone to account for half of US economy by 2030 - projection

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: I am not worried.

I thought this article could have done with a Playmobile montage.

HTC's 4G patent beef could get iPhone 5 BANNED in US

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Please please please

Ha! Ha! The biter is bit.

If you engage in a pissing competition sooner or later you will get wet.

Yikes. Supervolcano found under Hong Kong

Mips
Childcatcher

A bit nearer home

There is also a caldera under the bay of Naples.

At 13km it is not quite as big but relativly speaking it is in our backyard.

Time for fireproof pants maybe?

Pret-a-porter: LG boffins' bendy battery can be worn as PANTS

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Goodness Gracious

I just had a vison of plugging my underpant into the mains!

NASA funds sexy, stealthy, sideways supersonic flying wing

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Has anyone asked the passengers

Is the room going round or is that last drink I had?

Where is the sick bag?

Boffins confirm sunspot-weather link

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Rhine freezing

Of course it could also have something to do with all those barges churning up and down day and night. There are a lot more of them than there used to be.

How about doing a correlation with that?

Apple's patent insanity infects Silicon Valley

Mips
Childcatcher

Q: Why do people hate Apple?

(that's as a company not the products.)

A: Not because they are the biggest priced company. Not because the products are innovative. Not because their products work. No, it is because they do not want anyone else to be better or even half as good as they are. They are in fact jealous: frightened to be second best.

Is it time to think the unthinkable: to ban patents?

The cooler side of the Big Bang

Mips
Childcatcher

Oh inflation

On the other hand

If we think about the conditions before the big bang, the singularity, we have learned that distance and time have no meaning, if anything was to happen than it would do so through every particle (if that description can be used) at once. This could well describe a quantum entangled system: time has no relevance.

Time does not actually exist. What we see and deal with on a daily basis is vectors; absolute time is not important. We might know how a system was before, how it is now and we can predict how it will become but time is just a convent concept which we use to describe what we observe.

We never consider that “time” might be as flexible as anything else we see. Could it be that the big bang was the loss of the quantum entanglement and the realisation of the implicit vectorisation it concealed? The inflation beloved of cosmologists might be the revelation of the inner nature of the singularity following the loss of entanglement. A large object fully entangle would appear to be infinitely small. If the entanglement was lost, perhaps propagating through the object, it would in an apparently small “time” appear to be massive. Did this shockwave generate the background microwave radiation?

Inflation or entanglement loss?

Curiosity's laser turns Mars rocks to 'glowing plasma'

Mips
Childcatcher

Rover?

Surely it is a shark.

McIntyre: Climate policy crippled by pointless feel-good gestures

Mips
Childcatcher

"cheaper-than-coal low-carbon energy"

Which is precisely? Well no one knows, not even the politicians who seem to know everything.

One thing is sure: that coal base technology is cheap and the only way to make anything cheaper is to make coal more expensive. Yes! Tax carbon.

The only snag with this is that it will increase the price of production (note I said price not cost). And that will knock a countries trading position compared to other countries with untaxed energy costs. Could we do this unilaterally? Yes, but we need to have in place energy tax on imports and rebates on exports. To some this might look like an old fashioned trade war; as our trade balance is so poor this might not be a bad thing.

When it comes to saving the world, who is going to blink first?

Korean boffins discover secret to quick-charge batteries

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Fast charging

Erm!

That would be 60Amp for a normal house to 100Amp for a large house.

--FAIL--

To charge a car battery in minutes would need 10x this capacity.

Remember the power supply in this country only works because we do not all take the maximum capacity of our house at the same time. The average capacity of the distribution system for housing is only 2kW (might be slightly more or less depending where you are). The implied capacity to charge a car in minutes might be 600kW!

--FAIL--

NASA’s new lander CRASHES AND BURNS

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: !

That's what happens to my erection if I have too much beer.

Murdoch pitches battery for renewables

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: O'Really

Silicon?

They used to say "read the question twice before answering". Guess that goes for articles as well.

Urr hum. Sodium....

Apple patents shopping lists

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Shopping

Before Google had a shopping tab we used to insert the word "price" into the search to get the same list. OK so it could not be ordered by price, but...

Oooh! Does that mean I have prior art?

Money money money give me money money money.

Climate change behind extreme weather, says NASA

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: fee

If you do not agree that the polluter should pay then you are part of the problem not part of the the solution.

Aynyway the guy was not saying MORE taxation but DIFFERENT taxation. If we tax fuel we can stop taxing something else.

Experts stroke beards over LOHAN's vacuity

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: @phuzz

There is a fundamental difference in altitude flight and vaccuum chamber testing. What might be appropriate for altitude ignition could be dangerous if used at low level (after the pressure chamber is popped). If on the other hand you could maintain the vaccuum. But hey howdedodat! Will Farnborough let you put the test motor in the hypobaric chamber?

Higgs boson chasers: Now only 1-in-300 MILLION chance we're wrong

Mips
Childcatcher

> Nevertheless, upping the significance of the particle find brings us a step closer to knowing that this is a new and Higgs-like elementary particle that has never been seen before. ®

HARRRRUMPH!

And you haven't SEEN it now either. But you can prove it or something like it exist.

Pedantic or what?

Solar, wind, landfill to make cheapest power by 2030

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Gas?

"freezing cold winters" ?

Hey. This is Australia we are talking about.

Humanity increasingly sitting on collective arse

Mips
Coat

Re: Yup

When I was a kid I could not sit still. Now I am grown I cannot get moving. But I have a dog and it will not let me sit around no matter what the weather.

Mine is the long long waterproof with hood.

Giant super-laser passes 500 TRILLION watts

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Hmmm 2mm target?

You wouldn't want to test with your finger to see if it was hot. Mind, you would probably not feel a thing.

Asteroid miners to strap 'scopes to new Virgin Galactic rocket

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Valuable stuff?

But it is still cheaper than safron.

LOHAN to brew thermite for hot ignition action

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Thermite

Thermite is GOOD. But you have to get that lit - same problem as before.

LOHAN fizzles forlornly in REHAB

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: A bigger hammer?

I bigger actually better?

If ignition requires air to transfer heat from the head to the fuel there is no way it will work. What you need is direct heat impingement from say a small motor with integral igniter if there is such a thing. Looks like you might be stuffed.

It is a good job you did a ground test.

Can neighbours grab your sensitive package, asks Post Office

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Problem is

And when the stupid w***** of a postie takes it to No2 when you live at 2A and No2 is split into flats and none of them give a toss. What good is a notice on you letterbox then. In fact what good is the Post Office," who has broken the rules?" is my question.

Today I am Mr Angry

Museum of Computing recognised as PROPER MUSEUM

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Who wants to go to Swindon?

I always thought that Swindon was a perfectly acceptable place, I mean the Magic Roundabout is absolutly hilarious.

But the thought of a Museum of computing; anyone who would want to visit abviously did not live the experience. All those anonymous boxes and tape machines, and blinking lights and bloody great line printers crashing away. The first one I got my hands on had punched tape input; oh, paper mangling tape readers. The thought gives me the willies. You get more fun in a car factory. Did I say Honda is in Swindon.

Revealed at last: Universe's intergalactic dark matter skeleton

Mips
Childcatcher

Without denying the existance of dark matter..

..just consider the following.

The Big Bang happened about 14bn years ago (give or take a few). When we look out we can see no further than 14bn light years. We would be foolish to think that we are located at the centre of the Big Bang so if we think about an observer on another planet at the edge of where we can see, what do they see? Will it be blank on one side and light on the other? I think not. So it is likely that the universe is a LOT bigger than we can see. If the universe is 3 times bigger than we can see to then the mass which is out of sight is 26 time what we can see. That mass is invisible not dark.

Why then do we need to invoke dark matter as a solution?

Mips
Childcatcher

With all the nodes and filaments...

Is the universe just one bloody big computer ?

If so what the hell is it calculating ?

OK. Probably pi.

Microsoft's XML 0-day fix expected in July Patch Tuesday

Mips
Childcatcher

As usual

Keep away from IE !

Boffins pull off room-temp quantum computing with home-grown gems

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: Wow!

Reminds me of....

An old PET computer

Radar screens

Green screens before the blue screen of death

Old tech. You know what I mean.

Is this Back to the Future?

Take a look at atom’s shadow

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: also erbium!

I always liked the name Gadolinium, it makes me think of the expletive "you spawning gadderino".

Just thought you would like to know.

Chess algorithm written by Alan Turing goes up against Kasparov

Mips
Childcatcher

What came first the computer or the coder?

Well now you have your answer.

10m years ago there was less CO2 - but the Earth was warmer

Mips
Childcatcher

All this assumes...

... that we currently have the same mass of atmosphere that was present 10m years ago. Could this be the issue here?

Plasma drive starts with pee

Mips
Childcatcher

That reminds me...

.. of the moment in Back to the Future when Doc arrives back to the present in the now hovering Delorian and tips anything he can find into the Westinghouse fusion power unit. Oh yes, and it works.

Firefox 13 now available for download

Mips
Childcatcher

WHAT ??

Today I just upgraded to Firefox 12.

Buggar it is out of date already.

Cisco predicts 1.3 zettabytes of annual data movements

Mips
Childcatcher

Zit bytes?

Did I read this correctly? Zettabytes or zit bites. PFY will be impressed.

'Biocoal' fuels steam train comeback

Mips
Childcatcher

Re: US Loco Design

Aaaahnd - the wheels aren't as big.

Do you remember when Edward was dragged along by Gordon children?

Page: