* Posts by Carlos TuTu III

11 posts • joined 15 Apr 2010

Devs get first look at next Visual Studio

Carlos TuTu III


"Additionally, refactoring support for Visual Basic has been added for the first time" - Just. Let. It. Die.

Next Xbox to be called ‘Xbox Infinity’... er... ‘Xbox’

Carlos TuTu III

Erm, no.

Clearly none of those are real logos as the typefaces are absolutely shocking.

Google+ architect: What was so great about Reader anyway?

Carlos TuTu III

Bit late

Seems like the sort of question that any normal company would ask their user base before they decided to axe a service to me.

Rampaging gnu crashes Microsoft Store, hands out literature

Carlos TuTu III

Re: less pranks, more apps

The prosecution rests m'lud.

Apple removes apology-hiding JavaScript from UK website

Carlos TuTu III


That is all.

The world's first Windows Phone 8 hands on – what's it like?

Carlos TuTu III

Re: Are you serious?

Anyone experiencing a 7 second delay must be installing some pretty shitty apps, fart generators perhaps??

I have an 800, and I never even see a 2 second delay (I actually rarely see a tombstoned app, tbh)...

Besides, my battery would have drained in full if I had to wait 7 seconds.

Nokia could ship a blow job attachment with their next Lumia and I wouldn't go near it, it's back to Samsung for me - wish I'd never left.

It hurts like hell to be an IT pro and have your wife constantly mocking you about the fact that if she forgets to charge the Omnia 7 (that you lovingly donated/cast off) in an evening, she can still use it for at least one more day before the battery saver gives her a six hour warning. She's most certainly never wanted to drive over it with the car/smash it with a sledgehammer/ram it up Elop's arse etc.

Judge rejects Apple's calls for Samsung censure

Carlos TuTu III

Of course...

"I absolutely believe it's had an impact on our sales," he said.

Yes, competition has a tendency to have such an effect...

Server, disc glitches mar Battlefield 3 launch

Carlos TuTu III

Shock horror. EA Servers aren't up to big release.

Nobody ever saw that coming.

HTC Radar WinPho 7.5 smartphone

Carlos TuTu III

Really??..... Really??

@David Black

I think that the best thing for you to do is to take the £50 offered by Dazzza and get yourself down town and give it to one of the nice ladies there. It seems that emptying yourself into a tissue every night is not really getting rid of your tension so well...

If you have 117 issues that you've posted to your blog then that probably says a huge amount more about you than the phone. I seriously doubt that I could find 117 issues that annoy me about gang rape or paedophilia.

El Reg in email address blunder

Carlos TuTu III

for fuck sake

I'm really fucking angry about this.

I had two addresses on that list and still didn't get picked, it's like the Olympic farce all over again.

Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho

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RE: Kids, Weddings, etc


"if i was at home I dont think she would ever stop!"

If she's as highly sexed as you claim, there's a high probability that the sex doesn't stop just because you've gone out to work...


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