Posts by Carlos TuTu III

Trump thinks we can make iPhones in the US just like China. Yeah, right

Re: Shut that door?

It's much easier to find new sources of food than electronics and fidget spinners.

'Little weirdo' shoulder surfer teaches UK cabinet minister a lesson in cybersecurity

I was under the impression that he had tasked his bulldog missus with taking care of Vorders on the socials?

Definitely haven't seen a lot from any of them recently, but maybe they've just been algorithmed away.

Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

Re: Delusional narcissist

Because when someone a bit less man-childy buys the remains of the company for $50m during 2024, they don't want to have to go through the rigmarole of dealing with squatters.

Even so, I imagine that they would be greeted with a bit more than a turd emoji if they did have to go down that route when the time arises.

Amazon confirms it locked Microsoft engineer out of his Echo gear over false claim

As a 3rd party seller on Amazon, I can almost 100% guarantee that nothing that has happened here will change the way that Amazon works.

Every decision that is made on Amazon is made by 'AI' written by work experience guys (not even the intern). I'm convinced that the 'AI' here is basic pattern matching that doesn't even guard against the 'Scunthorpe' problem. Sellers can wake up in a morning and their whole business has been iced because of one of these flawed decisions.

I guess if it had have been a Ring doorbell, Amazon would've just gone in and checked the footage themselves, so that might have had a quicker resolution.

File suffixes: Who needs them? Well, this guy did

Re: file extensions

Surely Copy of Copy of New Folder (3) - Copy - Copy, just to prove that it has survived many OS versions?

Devs get first look at next Visual Studio

Please....

"Additionally, refactoring support for Visual Basic has been added for the first time" - Just. Let. It. Die.

Next Xbox to be called ‘Xbox Infinity’... er... ‘Xbox’

Erm, no.

Clearly none of those are real logos as the typefaces are absolutely shocking.

Google+ architect: What was so great about Reader anyway?

Bit late

Seems like the sort of question that any normal company would ask their user base before they decided to axe a service to me.

Rampaging gnu crashes Microsoft Store, hands out literature

Re: less pranks, more apps

The prosecution rests m'lud.

Apple removes apology-hiding JavaScript from UK website

C*nts.

That is all.

The world's first Windows Phone 8 hands on – what's it like?

Re: Are you serious?

Anyone experiencing a 7 second delay must be installing some pretty shitty apps, fart generators perhaps??

I have an 800, and I never even see a 2 second delay (I actually rarely see a tombstoned app, tbh)...

Besides, my battery would have drained in full if I had to wait 7 seconds.

Nokia could ship a blow job attachment with their next Lumia and I wouldn't go near it, it's back to Samsung for me - wish I'd never left.

It hurts like hell to be an IT pro and have your wife constantly mocking you about the fact that if she forgets to charge the Omnia 7 (that you lovingly donated/cast off) in an evening, she can still use it for at least one more day before the battery saver gives her a six hour warning. She's most certainly never wanted to drive over it with the car/smash it with a sledgehammer/ram it up Elop's arse etc.

Judge rejects Apple's calls for Samsung censure

Of course...

"I absolutely believe it's had an impact on our sales," he said.

Yes, competition has a tendency to have such an effect...

Server, disc glitches mar Battlefield 3 launch

Shock horror. EA Servers aren't up to big release.

Nobody ever saw that coming.

HTC Radar WinPho 7.5 smartphone

Really??..... Really??

@David Black

I think that the best thing for you to do is to take the £50 offered by Dazzza and get yourself down town and give it to one of the nice ladies there. It seems that emptying yourself into a tissue every night is not really getting rid of your tension so well...

If you have 117 issues that you've posted to your blog then that probably says a huge amount more about you than the phone. I seriously doubt that I could find 117 issues that annoy me about gang rape or paedophilia.

El Reg in email address blunder

for fuck sake

I'm really fucking angry about this.

I had two addresses on that list and still didn't get picked, it's like the Olympic farce all over again.

Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho

RE: Kids, Weddings, etc

@Disintegrationnotallowed

"if i was at home I dont think she would ever stop!"

If she's as highly sexed as you claim, there's a high probability that the sex doesn't stop just because you've gone out to work...