Posts by Rob 75

Xbox SmartGlass hits Android ahead of schedule

Should I be able to access it on my S2? Because I can't.

Goldeneye

Arguably Perfect Dark was a 'better' game when it came out, but only because it was just Goldeneye with new skins pasted on top and a few futuristic weapons. It didn't have anywhere near the impact of Goldeneye, nor was it particularly innovative.

Goldeneye played a far more important role in gaming history, anyone preferring Perfect Dark is a heretic.

Dead Rising 2

Shaun of the Dead?

Zombieland. Zombieland. Zombieland.

Angry Romanian hackers deface Telegraph for Top Gear toss

Oh Clarkson, you arse.

Romanians please listen!

Clarkson isn't representative of English folk, however illogically popular he may be I still believe enough of the English aren't as passive-regressively racist as that obelisk of fugly. He can't even dress with class. He's the wrong kind of British, like Wayne 'ugh' Rooney or Nick 'giving birth to a pig through my face' Griffin.

Give us another chance!

Primark pulls 'disgraceful' padded bikini for kiddies

BOOM

"We're not quite sure what Keenan's going on about here, or indeed what colour this "paedophile pound" might be, although we're certain it'll contain a touch of glitter."

Best Bootnote Ever.