@Field Marshal - oh yes you can:
This set of nonsense sets off attempting to set a world record for the most useless set of pages ever set in print. If you honestly think I'm going to set off down to the shops and join the fanboy-set salivating over the iPad whils waiting for my strawberry jelly to set and the bank to get back to me about setting up a DD to Mr Jobs then you are out of your tiny setting mind. Game set and match.
Hmm. On reflection, maybe you're right. F**k.