You've got him all wrong...
As the CTO of this prestigous organization, I can flatly deny that I had anything to do with this incident.
I'm right behind Andy: the comments these wicked people are making are based on jealousy and the fact that we pushed them out and replaced them with HCL contractors on dubious visas.
I have extensive knowledge of publishing software, having edited this picture in Photoshop and I know what pdf stands for (print the damn file). Mr Thickey is a nice man who's kind to children (especially those employed by HCL).
http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/108332016492197748919/Johnny#5458167037869447810
JK Rowlings