Posts by Andrew Kirch

Taxing times for Hungary's porn inspectors

prudes

You blacked out the navel?! Puritanical bastards!

El Reg celebrates 10th birthday

photographic evidence

of the old saying: if you don't have a face for TV, try radio, if you don't have the voice for radio, try print journalism. An uglier group I've never seen! Happy Birthday

Microsoft-loving (former) security czar calls for closed internet

more than one amendment

Just in case this guy has forgotten the first, fourth, ninth, tenth, and fourteenth amendments. Fortunate then that I have not forgotten the second.

Reader succumbs to apostrophe apoplexy

"Compleat" is still misspelled on all links to BOFH 94-99

I mean, seriously, readers, relax, enjoy, The, Register, or, STFU. (Should I have comma's between those too? YOU DECIDE!) I want news, and humor from this site, and I therefore neither expect, nor demand the same careful attention to spelling and punctuation that I would from say the Wall Street Journal (odd that I don't read that rag, and do read this one... ooh well)

DHS calls in sci-fi writers as consultants

Executive Decision

The suicide 747 Attack was in Executive Decision at the beginning.

Spam King arrested in Seattle

bye bye, Bobby

We'll miss you, don't bother to write us.

Home Office discusses thief-proof phones

Duh.

The Register figured out the solution to this problem years ago. Make them big, make them heavy, make them ugly, make them sound like crap and plaster a big logo on the front. If this doesn't do it, toss on a 18" whippy antenna, that'll do it. Thanks Simon for solving society's problems before they occur.