* Posts by MarkieMark1

112 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Apr 2010

Hacking Baseball

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it seems to have changed this year

Last year though ISTR several baseball players in the $50M region, must be the recession

it's mostly golf, basketball, motorsports, tennis, both kinds of football; a mere 11 baseball players in the top 50 athletes list now

MarkieMark1
Holmes

ceci n'est pas un titre

As the highest-paid sportsmen are Baseball stars, it must provide deep stimulation to someone :-)

Half of Virgin Media broadband ads are wrong, says ASA

MarkieMark1
Megaphone

All in BigCorp's pockets

the ASA, Ofcom, the lot of them; as someone said recently the UK should consider an application to make itself the 51st state, as the influence of BigCorp is equaliy pervasive both sides of the pond, while at least in the States there's a comparatively democratic justice system, that while it responds to money as most legal systems do, at least tends to prove its irreverence for 'social' status

As an aside, the FS Ombudsman is one more instance of a stooge, it's as though the regulatory bodies – including, in the UK, the courts – are designed simply as a waste of peoples' time that could be more usefully employed taking more appropriate action

</Fume>

Elton John rouses Atlantis crew - with Rocket Man

MarkieMark1

Alternatively / more precisely

Energy = work

power = [Energy|work] / time

although the basics are unchanged, it's Energy – Joules – that connects to speed, while power – watts, horsepower, etc – connects to acceleration/deceleration

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@David - well strictly

work = Energy / time

so it's the work to move a 'tonne of stuff' in a set amount of time that you are thinking of, while the Energy involved is a different question

although I acknowledge that I said 'work' done riding a bicycle when strictly it was Energy I was referring to;

so say you call 1 – strong – human power = 0.5 horsepower ~= 375 watts, that's 375 J/s, would allow acceleration of 100kg at a tad less than 3 ms^-2, deceleration similarly.

conversion back to F=ma gives F=300N, similar to the weight of a 30kg load at normal gravity, so sounds right in a 'constant load' scenario, although human peak power reaches closer to 1kW => 4+ ms^-2 for that 100kg load in say a <10% duty cycle. As Andus says, that could be a surprise when sent Tesco style – NASA Breakfasts are high protein :-)

compare a cricket fast bowler who bowls a 150g ball at 150km/h, kinetic energy of 130J, baseball pitcher 105mph, kinetic energy 163J; the difference being that the amount of time for acceleration is an important limiting factor

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kinetic energy

= (mv^2)/2

so per tonne @ say 2 m/s => 2 kJ, 4 m/s => 8 kJ, 6 m/s => 18 kJ, etc

without counting the – quite important factor of – inefficiency of say astronauts needing to move themselves around, absorb momentum, change trajectories etc

similar to the work done to ride a bicycle, without the friction

ISS and Atlantis crews face 'daunting' box-shifting job

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Boffin

should invest in some tech then

As companies such as Amazon, UPS etcetera do; Even the post office is capable of it occasionally; handheld scanners save time managing bookkeeping :-)

MarkieMark1
Go

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step

4.2 tonnes is more manageable though, when you consider it's 840 parcels of 5kg; so even at 5 minutes per 5kg parcel, that's a mere 70 person-hours of work*

* - chances are they'll be <1 minute per parcel, a few astronauts involved in a chain though, so somewhere in the region of 14 hours' work for say 3 astronauts.

Will News of the Screws reappear as Sunday.co.uk?

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Holmes

"it is about long term criminal behaviour"

quite right;

Most of all, it's the fact that the 'justice' system seems to have moved with all the alacrity of a snail swimming in molasses, to stop the rather obvious abuses

MarkieMark1
Holmes

Um

Royal Commissions are in fact the method that frequently leads to legislation, as it's better-considered, more authoritative, usually non-partisan etc; although legislation restricting the freedom of the press is kind of a special case, consider for instance the Royal Commission into Criminal Procedure of 1981 leading to PACE, the Royal Commission into Criminal Justice of 1991 leading to the Criminal Cases Review Commission; hardly toothless delaying tactics

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Boffin

First Amendment

refers to the fact that it was the First Amendment, ie quite an important one, in a parallel culture, methinks someone's been at the beers

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Happy

"we are not stupid enough"

Have you ever spoken to your average Sun reader?

MarkieMark1
Childcatcher

1st Amendment

I'm hoping to see a prolonged consultation though, without knee-jerk legislation; possibly a Royal Commission, maybe even needing a super-majority referendum afterwards; we should remember that Freedom of Speech is one of our greatest freedoms.

Coulson arrested

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Holmes

Be Fair

Andy Coulson - Age 43, wife, 2 children, lives in South London, Tottenham Hotspur supporter, has his own wikipedia page :-)

Ryan Cleary - Age 19, background of mental instability, no wikipedia page of his own :-D

PM promises change as police interview ex-spokesman

MarkieMark1
Holmes

Beware

The danger of hamstringing the press is that in the kinds of cases we'e heard of - albeit the NotW clearly overstepped the mark - the basic action is a kind of supervisory action of how the police behave;

without the press' freedom to 'listen in' to a police investigation, in the public interest, there's a danger of a return to the old days when it took years for the truth of the incompetence / laziness/ improper motives/ occasionally corruption/ of the police to surface.

Now obviously it's difficult to reconcile post mortem deletion of Milly Dowler's voicemail messages with supervising the police; however we must be careful how far we go; even illicit ways of checking up on the police may be justified in some cases;

That is to say, possibly it's the nature of the 'gutter press' that revolts us, rather than the actual methods employed, we should remember that when supporting changes

Facebook's 'awesome' plan to hook up with Skype?

MarkieMark1
Go

give them a chance

could be that Skype's reasonably good confidentiality model may prevail - at least they have call encryption that gmail voice/video chat urgently needs to add - rather than Facebook's generally lacking privacy;

the involvement of MIcrosoft adds a further dimension too

Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

MarkieMark1
Happy

thanks :-)

Muscle memory makes me press shift for some reason; then the 'edit' font makes the ö/ô look very similar

I'll try one more time then :-D

good luck in your new rôle, Sarah

MarkieMark1
Childcatcher

Beautiful too

You're the Best, Sarah, good luck in your future röle

Deduping the digital universe

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Happy

0.124 wales

according to http://www.apple.com/ipad/specs/

aka 1 Lluxembourg

Google battles MicroSkype with 'open' VoIP protocol

MarkieMark1
Boffin

close

as a matter of fact, google talk allows free calls from google talk to google talk as skype does - video quality much better at least when the connection is fast - while its mobile rates to the UK for instance are cheaper than skype; the only trouble being, for now, that to add credit you must be in the states - needs an US telephone number connected to the account at least temporarily

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Paris Hilton

the question is

are they going to add encryption of voice/video chat? I've had recent confirmation that as of now there is no actual encryption of the p2p transmissions

Google to be hit by US anti-trust probe - report

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Go

the root cause is

patents granted for business methods, leading naturally to business monopolies

http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=cJUIAAAAEBAJ

ah, the irony that guess-who manages a patent database too :-)

Alleged LulzSec hacker still inside

MarkieMark1
Childcatcher

sounds sad

"Cleary's mum told Sun Ryan was agoraphobic and has a history of mental illness"

are these the kind of people we pressurize now? Let's hope he's given treatment rather than punishment at least

Programmers urged to code with their tootsies

MarkieMark1
Holmes

could be useful

for writing most blogs :-)

Texas cinema texter becomes foul-mouthed movie star

MarkieMark1
Paris Hilton

at least in LA

there's a law against handheld telephones while driving; to witness real decadence you have to travel to Miami, 90% of drivers are driving one-handed as a result of holding their telephones, truly awful dozy driving

Francis Maude goes back 110 years for cybersecurity strategy

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Go

don't

you get bored of saying that? :-D

MarkieMark1
Linux

it's possible

that government utterances such as Francis', kind of similar to some words from Sarkozy recently, are constructive in the sense that they encourage us to think sensibly how to really address the priorities;

For instance, some kind of OpenID addition that would allow more guaranteed identification, then individual sharing settings according to requester/intermediary website that have ICO-authorized data use/sharing policies, *could* work, providing the democratic nature of the internet prevents government from taking over.

Add that to a legal 'right to anonymity' = no tracking, no spying, no tracing of IP addresses, in the general case, when ID is not strictly necessary, then that could be the start of a working 'internet 3.0' :-)

Fort Worth joins crusade against sagging pants

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Holmes

there's a brilliant invention

called the sheriff :-)

Micron streaks away with PCIe flash

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Holmes

at that price

it could hardly be worth it for a desktop; $16/GiB when for a fifth of the price you could afford some 20 normal hard drives in a RAID 0/1 array, albeit needing some electricity :-)

Spear phishers target gov, military officials' Gmail accounts

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Boffin

the advantage

Is that China is a superpower, a nuclear superpower at that, so no military action as it could feasibly lead to MAD; the scenarios are sufficiently well embedded not to need very deep thinking

US Supremes add 'willful blindness' to patent law

MarkieMark1
Holmes

the clue is in the word

'knowingly' that in most jurisdictions leads to enhanced remedies, including criminal offences; as for 'unknowingly', that's sufficient in most cases for simple patent enforcement

Pentagon: Hack attacks can be act of war

MarkieMark1
Childcatcher

remember

the porn stash

Rumbled benefits cheats offer sensational excuses

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Mushroom

there's the minor matter

of GATT, the Treaty of Rome, etcetera, that such behaviour would put the UK in breach of

Think PCs will drop in price? Think again, warns Intel

MarkieMark1
Holmes

that may be what he meant

The way I see it, there's a cunning strategy that says lack of compatibility encourages people into purchasing new kit; in parallel, there's the fragmentation of the market, that maintains prices

UK.gov 'falls short' of legal obligation to enforce EC cookies Directive

MarkieMark1
Joke

Amusingly

when you click 'continue' without checking consent the ico site says

"You must tick the 'I accept cookies from this site' box to accept."

wasn't that the purpose of the directive, to allow people to refuse to accept? :-D

Sarko to Schmidt & co: 'You can't escape' net regulation

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Black Helicopters

Amadeus

the travel booking system, is based in France; the French national research lab, INRIA, regularly produces ground-breaking work; however it is fair to say that the French grasp of the internet is 'different'

Bringing me to the main bone of contention; that many people feel that we need to stop internet fraud somehow; not, it must be said, the way the Sarkozys of this world would stop it, although as I say, somehow.

35m Google Profiles dumped into private database

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Badgers

quite

I instinctively checked my google/buzz profile, settings, etcetera, while re-reading the article, then noticed that, well, in fact the information I had put there, as well as the searchability setting, had been for professional reasons, so no need to make it more private at all :-D

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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Happy

Longer than Ireland

the Middle East's troubles go back further than the Bronze age, they are internecine struggles between clans who are basically cousins of varying distance, documented as far back as Cain vs Abel, although prevalent for many centuries before even oral histories.

The current iteration dates back to the Romans, who while sacking the Holy Land in the First century AD caused the Jewish diaspora, so that the remnants who stayed in the Holy Land were converted, in due course, at swordpoint to Islam, then provided the reception committee for the knights of the Holy Cross, the rest as they say is history :-)

Scanner snares senior servant

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Happy

No-one expects the Australian Inquisition

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Ricky Ponting, and nice green & gold uniforms

LCD pushbutton sunglasses issued to US Navy SEALs

MarkieMark1
Boffin

the clue is in the article

http://www.alphamicron.com/consumer/motorcycle_visor_insert.html

UK.gov braces for Anonymous hacklash

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Happy

the French for instance

so I hear, the gendarmes have Ubuntu installed

Blackadder style chemists transform gold into purest ... purple

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Happy

the El Reg spoolchucker

well you'll need a degree in computing to understand that the El Reg spoolchucker was subcontracted to <Your Browser> Inc, who in their infinite wisdom have set <Your Preferred Language> settings to US English. Try [Firefox] right-click->Languages-> / [Chrome] right-click->spell-checker options->

Incidentally, could you notify all your colleagues who it seems are constantly making similar comments re: the 'El Reg spellchecker/spoolchucker', thanks :-)

Harder to read = easier to recall

MarkieMark1
Badgers

ʍoɥ ʍouʞ noʎ uǝɥʍ ǝldɯıs

for instance http://www.sherv.net/flip.html

When one oligopoly screws another

MarkieMark1
Boffin

warranty matters

As for those of us living in Europe; according to the EU directive 1999/44/EC http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=CELEX:31999L0044:EN:NOT - Article 5(1), all manufacturers are bound to guarantee their products for at least 2 years; the way it's phrased it should be applicable even when for instance you pick up electronic goods in the US, originally from some worldwide manufacturer, then ship them across the pond - the definitions of consumer/manufacturer/etc are geographically non-specific, all you need is a defendant in the EU. However, I know that Nokia at least are pigs to try to make them respect the law - even for a cheap repair such as reflashing the firmware. National law implementations are patchy too.

New 'iPhoD' can 'adjust the speed of light by turning a knob'

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Happy

so, wait

Is the speed constant in every medium? Please answer in no less than 53 comments

Privacy watchdogs challenge laptop seizures at US borders

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Coffee/keyboard

what do we have to hide?

All that most of us have to hide could be a few business secrets; most of the time those would hide nicely in a few disguised truecrypted files; beyond that, even the goons really would rather not look at all the photographs of your auntie's birthday 2007

Saying that, goons are goons, I once needed a laptop sent to me in the states, far from ever turning up - it went 'missing' for a month+ before returning to sender - it seemed to have picked up motherboard burns around the integral modem; looks as though someone put 110v into the modem! :-D You have to laugh now although the cost of the replacement motherboard was less humorous at the time

that should be 'new motherboard' rather than 'new keyboard' :-)

Croydon Advertiser blows lid on 'sinister' brothel

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Happy

@AC 16:02

http://www.dailywail.co.uk is the best :-)

Java daddy says Sun engineers ran 'goofiest patent' contest

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Jobs Horns

Ahem

As far as I know, it is a valid 'defense' to a patent infringement lawsuit, in the US as in the UK, that the patent is invalid / not patentable

so the actual lawsuit is a perfectly predictable way to question whether the patent should ever have been granted, there would be no need for a proactive lawsuit from a prospective defendant against the patent office to declare a patent invalid

Now there are questions of general patentability of software, the appropriate penalty for patent bullies, the way the law generally is a bullies' playground, etcetera; these are not however justifiable criticisms of Google's actions in waiting until it was sued to raise the question of whether the patent should ever have been granted

Americans demand Twitter-watching police

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Big Brother

there is more technology than simply trawling

Obviously it would be bizarre for police to monitor twitter for hashtags such as #emergency #911 etc to see whether they are in the local area;

However there are many people putting up aggregation websites that read the public feeds then add danger level overlays to google maps for instance, it would not be asking so much for the police dispatcher to have that in front of them would it?

EC consults on low take-up of e-commerce

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Megaphone

people

seem to need to make their comments directly to the EU

http://ec.europa.eu/yourvoice/ipm/forms/dispatch?form=electroniccommerce