Posts by Adam Potts

Asus assures no more delays for keyboard-computer

Eee 901

My Eee 901 is comfortably the shittest computer I've ever used. If its not doubling-up inputs, its not accepting input at all. And its my 4th one. Useless

Text message speak - txt msg kids

@Hang on...

Scry init.

Adm

Microsoft! bids! $44.6bn! for! Yahoo!

@Business plan...

Coming soon... MS bids for Nintendo (Wii for Windows)? Or resurrects Sega!?

Successful Xbox brand anyone?

Duh

Rock reveals graphics benchmark beating monster laptop

@A complete beast!

"Upon unpacking, however, the mass of this machine is so great it exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit and immediately forms a neutron star. Earth accelerates towards this super-dense mass at roughly half the speed of light, causing it to break the very bonds holding atoms together, and we are all converted into pure neutron degenerate gas."

Impressive :-)

SanDisk prices up 32GB SDHC memory card

@If it can do 15MB/sec...

Class system is a minimum expected read/write speed of (for example class 4) 4MB/s (on an empty card no-less) whereas the 15MB/s they'vve mentioned in the article is a maximum

Methinks?

Welcome to the El Reg bumper demographic survey

@GrahamT

USage

In the words of Partridge... God that's good.

Laptop power cranks up a gear

@Portable?

"how about detaching the laptop battery and having the charger attached to an actual bicycle. That way you can ride your bicycle to work and home again while charging your battery?"

God thats a good idea.

The mobile internet - always on our mind

@ Never Off

its called the Power button. Use this when you want to sleep in peace.

Data makes the tills ring at Vodafone

Re: That's my money!

OUCH!

My Vodafone data has shot up since the corporate interweb has been picking off personal websites... :-(

Facebookers abandon online privacy for virtual doo-doo

Appvertising

Please banish this term along with the rest, this needs no vote...

BOFH: You think you know a guy...

All the way up to 11...

Made me smile...

Gateway launches iMac-alike all-in-one PC

Title

Bloody fanboys

Foam hinders Halo 3 disc scratching down under

RE: Hey!

...I lasted about 27 seconds before my teeth disintegrated via gritting through the boredom. I don't even have a NHS dentist. Boring? Agreed!

Free-market think tank urges EU to unbundle Windows

RE: I'm no MS fanboy but...

..."Windows and MS software in general is good, and it's actually a lot more stable and configurable than most of the crap software in use in industry."...

I couldn't agree more. I work for a £2.5billion-worth multi-national outsourcing company and the 3 major pieces of software I personally use are in-house/custom and they are RUBBISH!

Samsung iPhone rival to hit UK in November

More importantly......

Why do they have Mariah Carey feat. Boyz II Men on the phone?

Firefox-Google marriage on shaky ground?

@ IanKRolfe

Cillit Bang is the dog's, you're missing out!

NASA ponders stressful stress-test device for astronauts

Re: Show Times...... Open All Hours.

You what???

Designer breaks up trad PC design

RE: Anon - spelling errors

I doubt he's English, lets forgive him the grammar errors!

Orange rapped for 'unlimited' broadband

ASA = easy stories?

I already knew, I looked at the ASA website after reading the Apple ad story. So that 2 stories you've just re-worded from the ASA site now! If I see a story about EasyJet I'll go mad!

Otherwise, top work...........

Google Gears up for offline web apps

Benjamins

As we all know, Google has always been about the cache............... I expect cries of corporate dominance and unfair competition if Google Apps takes over.............

Hitachi Deskstar 7K1000 hard drive

RE: but where can I buy some?

In response to the first comment, Komplett.co.uk have them at £229.95