* Posts by Matthew Garrett

6 publicly visible posts • joined 25 May 2007

Royal Mail wins worst April Fools' joke 2023

Matthew Garrett

It might seem wrong but a private company normally has 30 day or less to pay.

I suspect NHS is a lot longer

Then you have the huge paperwork to get on to the NHS perfered bider

That all costs money

I know when I did private work and work for the council

The council was double the amount

As it generally took 6 months to get paid

Private terms where 7 days

By emptying offices, coronavirus has hastened the paperless office

Matthew Garrett

I know meant as a Joke but thanks

I have been pulling my hair out over two machines keep stopping on Printing

KB4567512 seems to be the fix (For that time been)

Forget about those pesky closures, Windows 10 has an important message for you

Matthew Garrett

We dont have that problem in Aberdeen

The store is so small it takes you 10 min to go around it and does not serve meatballs in there micro cafe.

Amazon welcomes Microsoft files into Kindle cloud

Matthew Garrett

What would be real cool would be to send The Reg articles to your kindle

So you can read them latter.

I dont mean click on each articly and then Print Kindle but to go to the home page

and Print Kindle all the articles.

Technical problems mar Barclays' PINSentry roll-out

Matthew Garrett

Ebay item

You can even buy one of these off Ebay

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PINSENTRY-FROM-ONLINE-BANKING_W0QQitemZ350005686968QQihZ022QQcategoryZ50587QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Robot gunships join US Army

Matthew Garrett

MS Blue Screen of death

Porker , so long as they dont use MS , other wise the poor pilot may have more troubles than he can handle.

Been attacked by a MIG and MS at the same time.

Does not bear thinking about.