Posts by gef05

Wikipedia doesn't need your money - so why does it keep pestering you?

Meh

THAT'S your list of dodgy spending?

Looks like little smoke and less fire.

Instagram back-pedals in face of user outrage

Oh, they are everyone's friend

All the Instagram users can calm down - Systrom said they love everyone and wont do anything dodgy. What a nice young man.

Hubble detects new Plutonian moon

well, it's finally clear

Pluto isn't a planet. It's a star.

Scientists snap amazing technicolour dreamtoad

Sorry mate, but

You are clueless. That is the worst attempt at providing a snapshot of "biological science" I've seen on many many stupid message boards, including this one. Hopeless.

Custard pie activist slams IPCC 'grey literature' habit

Err...

So we are all at the mercy of Big Green, huh?

Good luck with that.

Apple admits scareware problem, at last

Impossible

It's a Mac. It's impossible. This is Big PC spreading lies and innuendo. PCs SUCK.

Etc etc etc ad nauseum.

Sergey Brin: Only 20% of Googlers still on Windows

And?

Should we care? echo echo echo

Google dumps Aussie Wi-Fi data tracking

Thank goodness

They must have worked hard to identify what part of the software was responsible for maliciously and clandestinely capturing the unencrypted data. Hopefully the system wont again spontaneously write code that can capture such info. BAD CODE, DOWN I SAY

What treasures will the US really find on bin Laden's hard disk?

If only we could find him

...then we could question him.

Wannabe baby-kisser lies on political honesty phone-in

impressive

I don't know anything about Waterhouse, but that Paul from Normanton has Tory politician written all over him.

MS claims credit for Rustock botnet takedown

Came here for the MS snark

...and wasn't disappointed. Let me just save you fools the hassle:

"I hate Microsoft."

"Windows sucks."

"You're a Redmond shill."

"Gates is a jerk."

"Whales are fat and deserve to die."

"If martians ate peanuts they'd crap satay."

etc ad nauseum

Fukushima situation as of Wednesday

thank goodness

So, everything is great and there's no cause for alarm. Super. Maybe I'll book that trip to Tokyo after all, seeing how it's all sunshine and smiles.

China drafts in parent army to battle internet addiction

well reported, AFP

FTA: "It's unnecessary and it will prompt more rebelliousness from the children," one father glumly told the China Daily newspaper, AFP reports."

Thank god they got this quote for balance.

Frenchies, Germans wave fat pipes at embarrassed Brits

Maybe yes, maybe no

"Ofcom does note that if plans for deployment of superfast broadband to two-thirds of the population by 2015 will put the UK near the top of the world rankings."

All depends on all the other countries and their plans for extending broadband.

Horror AVG update ballsup bricks Windows 7

AVG's reaction in the forums

Good grief, did you read their forum? Some AVG mod jackass decided to start being a policeman in the thread. I read several pages into the thread and they were offering no advice/direction. No wonder the users are pissed.

Survey scammers take aim at Call of Duty

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OMG - the sky is blue.

Texan smut baron spanked over UK schoolgirl snap

who cares?

your point is - what?

the case was taken on a contingency-fee basis

rtfa

DfT 'unwittingly' bigged-up speed camera benefits

read the article

This thread has turned into a camera bashing exercise. But the article is clearly about the DfT. In case you just don't get it:

-the DfT lied about the numbers

-cameras and other measures continue to have at least a 20% impact on the fatality numbers

-let me repeat that: the number is in the 20s

Not one of you anti-camera posters have a comment to make about the fact that the true numbers are still impressive. A pity.

Is iFlorist the greatest website in the universe, ever?

you so clever

You full of hate and criticism, but When need flowers who will call? iFlorist only place for beautiful flowers like dhalia, signifies the whisper of love between two people meant for one another.

'Go veggie to save the planet' UN, EU plans debunked

hmmm

"Eating less meat is "as obvious as recycling or hybrid cars"

And that's why climate change is a crock. Believers continue to insist that hybrids are green. Spin and nonsense.