* Posts by BritPad

14 posts • joined 18 Mar 2010

Tech fault at RBS and Natwest freezes millions of UK bank balances

BritPad
FAIL

Re: Time to find a new bank

Note - Ulster Bank also hit by this problem (in both Northern Ireland and Irish Republic). I wonder if we could use this as an excuse to delay our bailout repayments ??

BT Tower falls over, crushes X Factor hopefuls

BritPad

Now to the judges....................

Now to the judges - what do you think of AC's comment:-

Louis - You have the x-factor, you are what we have been waiting for, your comment deserves on be on the Register. You are the next Lester Haines

Tulisa - I dunno if I can make a connexshun wiff your poin-a-view, sorry

Kelly - Hey, you're my guilty secret. The other one is that I'm getting mega bucks to appear on this crap (even when I pull a sickie)

Gary - Louis how can you say that AC has the x-factor if he or she is anonymous - like I was before I reformed Take That (and will be again once this series ends).

BritPad

Sorry are you talking about the iPhone 4s or the x factor

Boffins prove Queen ballad 'world's most catchy song'

BritPad
Happy

I'm on the top of the world, looking down on creation.......................................

BritPad
Unhappy

Catchy

What about Je t'aime - that's a very catchy song, you'll catch lots of things with that song

Email in the cloud

BritPad
Unhappy

cloudless skies

...and can you still email someone located under cloudless skies of Spain during the summer ?

NASA to make MAJOR ALIENS REVELATION this week

BritPad
Welcome

Help !!!!

I for one would like to welcome our new overlords and was wondering if they could lend us €85bn or at least a fiver until dole-day. Best regards, Brian Cowen

Oz school in homosexual kookaburra rumpus

BritPad

I actually also literally agree

...........and a perfectly good bottom (heh heh)

IT engineer fights spider with improvised flamethrower

BritPad
Flame

Incy Wincy

Incy Wincy spider climbed around the loo

Along came the Techie and wondered what to do

Out came the can and he spayed it all about

Out came the lighter and an almighty shout !!!!!

3D films fall flat

BritPad
Alert

R 3D 2

I didn't throw it at you - this 3D stuff is sooo realistic !!

Lindsay Lohan goes down for 90 days

BritPad
FAIL

Arrgh !!

Sorry the news shocked me so much I contracted irritable vowel syndrome - should have read

Beshackled........

BritPad
Happy

If the name fits

Can we now refer to her as the

"Besheckled thespiatrix ...."

England beat Germany - what are the odds?

BritPad
WTF?

History

No excuses but ... I wonder if the Uruguayan linesman was decended from one of those nasty German escapees in 1945.

'Racist' job ad sparks investigation

BritPad
Alert

discrimination

No I think that's algeb- ra- cism

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