* Posts by Paul Garrish

13 posts • joined 12 Mar 2010

In 2006, Amazon debuted EC2. 15 years on, HashiCorp says firms blowing their cloud budgets is all part of the fun

Paul Garrish

worrashock

So companies, who've frequently gone for the cloud because they couldn't forecast what they needed on their own hardware, have used more than they intended....

For the price tag, this iPad Pro keyboard better damn well be Magic: It isn't... but it's not completely useless either

Paul Garrish

Re: Because ... it’ll just work : Nope

Just did the same with a 1992 A1200. I don't miss flickering CRT monitors though...

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

Paul Garrish

Good job something is (in full working order, that is)

Tesla’s Autopilot losing track of devs crashing out of 'leccy car maker

Paul Garrish

Really?

Airborne software used to be really reliable, but was extremely expensive to create and test and dealt with a much simpler environment. Even so, it used to be subject to massive regulation and certification. Recent events show what happens when that process is 'streamlined' to save money through cheaper dev/test and/or reduced or sub-contracted certification.

What on earth do we think will happen when this sort of (much much more complicated) software gets developed for cars which are relatively cheap, more loosely regulated and developed by companies that focus on saving pennies on their multi-thousand pound products?

High-freq trade biz sues transatlantic ISP for alleged spiteful cable cut

Paul Garrish

Re: High-frequency trading companies = parasites

agreed, boo-bloody-hoo for people who do pointless stuff... maybe we should cut all their flipping cables.....

MPs of Europe unite: Listen up big biz, air your tax deals in public

Paul Garrish

And who do you think the corporations pass that tax bill onto? Consumers DUH!

You say I mustn’t write down my password? Let me make a note of that

Paul Garrish

That reminds me

That story reminds me of when I went skip diving in Panama last year......

My self-driving cars may lead to human driver ban, says Tesla's Musk

Paul Garrish

Software?

Aircraft software (airborne software) is documented to death, written in one of a few certified compilers, walked through and tested to death. It runs on old, very well understood processors and is generally pretty simple - look up tables with simple interpolation algorithms. All the data is developed on the ground, slowly, carefully and under a microscope. There are more than one of everything in the plane and if they disagree, they shut down and the pilot takes over. Yes the results are clever, but the implementation is clear. It is written for one type of aircraft at a time. AND IT IS VERY VERY EXPENSIVE!!!!!

Compare to the above - state of the art hardware (Pentium FPU anyone...), Consumer O/S (enough said), commercial constraints and minimal regulation, Dozens of types and models of cars, brakes, engines, steering etc etc.

Its a bit like Mainframe vs PC - would you trust your life to a PC?

$10,000 Ethernet cable promises BONKERS MP3 audio experience

Paul Garrish
Facepalm

Not the whole story

Surely, you need to have it professionally burnt in before it will give it's best....

http://www.russandrews.com/product-Cable-Burn-In-Service-BURNIN.htm

Olympus trio escape jail but firm fined £4.6 MEEELION

Paul Garrish

So yet again the employees will pay for the ineptitude/criminal behaviour of the execs. Company fines just get passed on as layoffs or price hikes or both.

War On Standby: Do the figures actually stack up?

Paul Garrish
Facepalm

Try sorting out industrial power usage first

When I can walk down a street at 10pm and all the closed shops are unlit, then I'll worry about my TV being in standby overnight.

Osborne promises 'Budget for growth'

Paul Garrish
WTF?

Interest rates....

So, we're all skint, prices are going up - and the response is to.... up the interest rate and make everything even more expensive??? How does that work then? If people are borrowing tons of money and spending it on 'stuff' pushing up prices, I can see how an interest rate hike would slow things down - but I reckon if they only measured inflation on needed things (food, energy, fuel etc) the figure would be even worse - and that's not driven by consumer spending - so.... how's an interest rate going to do anything other than slow everything down?

Steve Jobs Flash rant put to the test

Paul Garrish

Agree

My son plays simple platform games on Friv using a P4 3.2 with 2GB Ram. It maxes the CPU all the time - my old Amiga 500 could have done those half asleep. Trying to play HD video using iPlayer - it can't, and yet the same machine can play HD video using VLC/MediaPlayer with only 10% CPU thanks to a cheap HD grfx card.

Flash is pants, used by numpties to write crap code..... but cos everyone has it, it's the easy choice. Can it.

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