Posts by someone up north

Knocking China with shocking phones and mocking tones

- a fool

any one who can write and believe the below paragraph :

In fact, ask anyone from Hong Kong to qualify the use of Cantonese in business and they’ll explain to you in no uncertain terms that Mandarin is a modern bastardisation of something or other and generally

is a fool , just like the author, of the article

Former CIA and NSA head says Huawei spies for China

shocking true !

it is true that CIA and the NSA spies for USA

wow.. want to know more ... ?

Apple files 'Shake to Print' iOS patent application

who is for shaking steve job's coffin

I will be patenting the idea of making a phone call by shaking Steve job's coffin, may be he has already patented

the idea of kicking the bucket

Portugal’s prosecutor punts P2P case

that's is easy !

that's Newton's third law of motion !

Tibetan STATUE found by 1930s NAZI expedition is of ALIEN ORIGIN

ALIEN ORIGIN - NOT GERMAN ...?

ALIEN ORIGIN

- THEY MEAN THEY ARE NOT GERMAN !

Juries: The only reason ANYONE understands patent law AT ALL

are heard by their peers

are heard by their peers

NOT exactly,

by - some lucky *ones* who represent *no one*, answerable to no one

Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL'

it shows you do can fool all the people all the times !

in the US of states, you do can fools all the people all the times,

Patent flame storm: Reg hack biteback in reader-pack sack attack

the problem with Andrew Orlowski

the problem with Andrew Orlowski's argument of love with patent is that

he ignore the possibility of independent invention by other - this is NO copying by anyone !

as they say " necessity is the mother of all inventions",

Not so fast: Italian boffins say neutrinos not faster than light

so it is , ITALY 0 - ITALY 0

NO A DRAW THEN

New 'plasma lamps' to replace fluorescent bulbs, LEDs

NO new technology or science

there is no new technology or science here,

it is all old stuff nicely packaged together

just when manufacturing technology is mature!

every one know phosphors is highly efficiency

Microsoft seeks patent on employee spy system

THEY CAN'T PATEN THE 2- FINGER GESTURE- IT IS PRIOT ART

WILL A 2 FINGER GESTURE CRASH THE MONITORSYSTEM

Massive Chinese set-top box orders favour locals

JOBS , JOBS ...

What's the point? →

JOBS , JOBS , JOBS,

HOPE YOU ARE EMPLOYED

Where are all the decent handheld scribbling tools?

all U need is a Dictaphone and a secretary back at the office

the try and tested method for years:

a Dictaphone+a secretary

never fail ...

Is Apple nobbling iPhones to avoid more patent misery?

WHAT so steve jobs is a IP thief

shocking new Steve job stealing others' IP !

HOW could that happen,

he is a decent man isn't he?

Pollution from car exhausts 'helps city dwellers fight stress'

a bottle of gin does the same job , proferssor

I predict a bottle of gin will also have the same healthy effect ,

so we must campaign for free gin to the population

Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

I think he meant to say " OH WOA. OH WOA. OH WOA".

where

WOA => War On Android

and not WOW !

HE IS STEVE JOB AFTER ALL

Top GCHQ spook warns of 'disturbing' levels of cyber-raids

easy money !

every time you read a report like this you know some one is looking for easy or free money, chaps!

Google indoor Streetview images go live

a new line of bussiness

SO NOW A THIEF can look inside your house before doing the robbery ,

very good , it means the robber is less likely to knock down my MING vases on the way in !

does Google get a share of the loot

Jobs: 'I'll spend my dying breath destroying Android'

STEVE JOB DELUDED

steve job says:

good artists copy

great artist steal

now, he shows

deluded artist sue

Apple wins for now: no Galaxy 10.1 in Oz

SAMSUNG 1 APPLE 0 FOR ME !

I WILL BE BUYING A SAMSUNG WHEN AVAILABLE JUST TO PISS OFF APPLE AND THOSE JUDGES

Pay Jobs due respect - by crushing the empire he created

WELL SAID! , GUY,

I AGREE

Larry Page sees 'tragic' future for Google

I speak two languages ?

I speak two languages, Body and English ?

MORE LIKE,

BULLSHITE AND CRAP,

WHEN TRANSLATED

Memo to open source moralists: Put a sock in it

NOTHING wrong with zig zap

is GOD a man or a woman ?

Royal rugby star bar snog CCTV upload - bouncer in court

IF THEY are very relaxed about all this, then what all this doing in court then?

GOT TOO much money ? BUT NO COMMON SENSE

Galaxy Tab remains illegal in Germany

GERMAN HUMOU SENSE = NOT COMON SENSE

SO THE GERMAN DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR !

ARM vet: The CPU's future is threatened

what is needed is a " Lesse's law " to replace the Moore's law

Moore's law -> Less's law

what is the Lesse's law :

let's divide and share out ,

just like open source

ITU Gen Sec: Why not speaking English can be a virtue

yes , if you want to ignore 95% of the internet

i assume the interview was conducted in English?

Amazon algorithms price bio book at over $23m

this is a perfect case for DDT

DDT is what you need here , not DNA

Apple Digital AV Adapter

apple fool day

just when you though April fool day is over,

come this Apple fool day

First fondleslab found in 1970s kids TV sci-fi gem

GOD INVENTED THE UNIVERSAL FULL STOP

HEY!

GOD INVENTED THE UNIVERSAL FULL STOP

Shell's London office UNDER WATER and besieged by GIANT EELS

how ever it come out you can't be sure of SHELL

those were the days

Nokia, HTC, Sony attacked by hidden megatroll

GOD won't save America!,

GOD won't save America!,

THEY HAVE TO SAVE THEMSELVES!

Windows Phone 7: 'Different, delightful'... and unfinished

massive run out of ideas event to me !

"Everything Everywhere" ?

it is all sound more like Nothing Every time

MoD labels Facebook Places a 'targeting pack' for terrorists

face the fact

face book is crap so don't use it full stop!

Google open sources JPEG assassin

weppy ? it can all end up in tears

weppy - a good name,

just hope that it does not all end up in tears!

RIM unveils The BlackPad BlackBerry PlayBook

yhave use " I "

you have use " I" 3 time, so a lawyer will be knocking on your door soon!

Intel trials downloadable CPU upgrades

would you buy a car with three wheel instead of four today,!

now, would you buy a car with three wheel instead of four today,!

of course i would 'cos Intel think i am an idiot

Government calls for intellectual property evidence

creat jobs for lawyer

if you want to create jobs for lawyer ,then DO carry on with patenting laws like US!

DARPA funds Mr Spock on a Chip

this does not compute

Mr Spock on a Chip ?

this does not compute , Spock is all about logic deduction,

whereas the research is about randomness+ logic

Ballmer's 'lost generation' note finds resonance

don't choose a PC or a MAC , CHOOSE a JOB if they can !

when those students move from classroom to office, yes if they can find a job,

otherwise , it mad no difference whether they choose a PC or a mac

Leicester City councillors eye up iPad to save £90k a year

£90K saving easy!

Just sack any one of the councilor!

to save more ,just repeat the above step

my moto is

Upad = I sack

Apple not included

The Wrath of Jobs' latest victim: Motorola

iphone4 is a cunny lie detector

when you lie your hand palm get sweaty,

if you are hold an iphone4 and you lose reception,this indicating you have been lying Q.E.D.

isn't that a cunny design

UK's Zephyr robo sun-plane in record-buster 2-week flight

a perfect siting duc for shoting practice for the afgan

such a plan is a perfect siting duck for shooting practice for the afghan missile

IT council chiefs ditch Sadville after splurging £36k

why NO virtual money for their pay?

for some reasons, these IT council chiefs are not smart enough to implement virtual pay for them self, i am 100% sure the voter will approve this

how many people visit the site?

do you know how many actual hit did the website get each day, or is it just a hobby horse for some one, just to fill up their time sheet

Apple quietly extends first-gen Time Capsule warranty

style over reliability?

so Apple products are all about style over reliability

Revealed: Government blows thousands on iPhone apps

how to call AA

soon there will be one on how to call the AA, and one on how to pee for these moron

Secret ancient code, basis of all modern civilisation, cracked

what a fantatic PR job,

what more can one get from junk academic

Student's brilliant idea: A peer-to-peer social network

No.it should be Fat face

i suggest fat face

Ex-Brocade CEO Reyes gets 18 months for stock back-dating

perphaps he can backdaten the sentence

he can use his skill in back dating? instead of another appeal