* Posts by JimmyPage

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Don't be like these 900+ websites and expose millions of passwords via Firebase

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We have a fucktonne of standards for physical security

ISO this, BS that,

How come - in an industry that fetishises standards - there isn't an ISO/RFC standard for authentication that mandates password hashing, etc etc. Possibly with a account recovery procedure appendix.

30+ years in IT, and we are still having to fix the roll your own brigades fuck ups. Because yes, your little postcode validation routine must be better than something tried and tested for decades.

Airbnb warns hosts who use indoor security cameras they may face eviction

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And ? (again)

and AirBnB is not a hotel. As you will discover very quickly if you expect any customer service.

Climate change means beer made from sewer water, says North Carolina brewery

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Distillation ?

#justasking

German defense chat overheard by Russian eavesdroppers on Cisco's WebEx

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So amateur you can't help but wonder

if it wasn't deliberate.

A good strategy in war (and that's what is going on here) is to feed your opponents view of you.

Which does, of course, work both ways ....

Google Maps leads German tourists to week-long survival saga in Australian swamp

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The point about Ai was probably close to the mark

I bet Google Maps "learns" roads by following peoples movements.

It certainly "knows" some unofficial shortcuts near me (like the back way to the motorway from the services).

Rice isn't nice for drying your iPhone, according to Apple

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Maybe isopropyl alcohol ?

Immersion then evaporation ?

Or just shut the thing in a box with a small peltier dehumidifier ?

Insider steals 79,000 email addresses at work to promote own business

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Any DBA of a database can access all the data using a suitable command shell/query language.

Not true.

Homomorphic encryption

The fact it's not more widely used suggests the powers that be aren't so keen on teh idea of data they can't slurp.

Someone had to say it: Scientists propose AI apocalypse kill switches

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One word ...

Collosus

Microsoft might have just pulled support for very old PCs in Windows 11 24H2

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POPCNT

missing a "U" in there, surely ?

Angry mob trashes and sets fire to Waymo self-driving car

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Vaguely reminiscent of the opening of a film ?

Terminator ?

Billions lost to fraud and error during UK's pandemic spending spree

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One of the best memes ...

Family fortunes with Michelle Mone.

Les Dennis: Name one thing you should get in a pandemic ?

MM: Rich.

EU repair rights bill tells manufacturers to fix up or ship out

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And so0 ...

I can already see the UK becoming a dumping ground for obsolete tech

Return to Office mandates boost company profits? Nope

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January 2020, management : It's "impossible" to WFH

March 2020, management: You can *only* WFH or the company dies.

This is a classic case of the powers that be being caught in a lie, and using "can't" as a synonym for "won't".

I'm mildly surprised we haven't seen hysterical headlines about "WFH helps terrorists", or "only paedos would WFH"

Brit watchdog thinks Google's tweaked Privacy Sandbox still isn't cricket

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Mushroom

Is there a way to return "FUCK YOU" back to Google

for any and all of my interests ?

Snow day in corporate world thanks to another frustrating Microsoft Teams outage

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FAIL

The Peter Principle

Everything gets promoted above it's level of competence. Ay which point you have to rely on the unpromoted parts.

I give you ... the cloud.

We also need to bear in mind John Glenns famous observation about sitting atop a bomb build by a collective of lowest bidders.

You think your PHB were tight ? Imagine how much these "cloud corporations" are trying to get away with not spending.

The 'nothing-happened' Y2K bug – how the IT industry worked overtime to save world's computers

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Re: Made some decent bank

It's how AI talks ...

Windows 12 fan fiction shows how Microsoft might ladle AI into the OS

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We are seeing tectonic plates shift here

or maybe they did ages ago, and we are only just realising.

"Olden days" - the OS was needed to manage the machines resources most effectively, efficiently and properly.

The future: the OS is merely a shim between the user and the AI cloud.

Looking at cars might help. Gone are the days the driver had to adjust the advance/retard themselves as well as tweaking the fuel/air mixture in flight. Now they just drive.

That being said, you can fuck off if you think I want any sort of AI in my OS. Especially MS AI.

Vodafone signs a 10-year, $1.5B deal with Microsoft that sheds European DCs

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oh do FOAD

deliver frictionless, real-time, proactive and hyperpersonalized experiences across all Vodafone customer touchpoints

How about a phone network that works and is cheap ?

Mandiant's brute-forced X account exposes perils of skimping on 2FA

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Re: Brute forced?

Why wasn't the account locked after the 3rd failure ?

Apple sets new 16,000-foot iPhone drop test after 737 fuselage fail

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There's an Ignobel prize here ....

For researching the dynamics of falling phones. It's starting to look like they have a tendency to land in a way to do least damage ....

Teardown finds Huawei's 5nm notebook processor was made in Taiwan, not China

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Room temperature semiconductors ?

Someone had to say it

Tech support done bad sure makes it hard to do tech support good

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Ah, the old forgotten bit ...

I'm sure all of us have had a moment when an alert pops up and no one has any idea (a) where it's coming from and (b) what it does.

Little tip: if you ensure you do a grown-up test of your UPSs by actually shutting things down (because as long as the mains is connected the battery remaining is a guesstimate you really don't want to rely on) you can winkle out some dinosaur processes.

Also restarting your comms to flush out DHCP reservation issues.

DARPA's air-steered X-65 jet heads into production with goal of flying by 2025

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Re: US jet engine patent that was granted this century,

Hero of Alexander created a jet engine in Roman times.

A lot of Roman engineering and science was never developed because with slaves, they had no need. Which is a warning sign for future generations.

Windows keyboards to get a Copilot key – but how quickly will users jump?

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Still, the great thing about keyboards ...

is they are probably the most replaceable part of a system. And I already have a cache of perfectly functional Dell and HP keyboards accrued from *years* of hoarding.

UK government lays out plan to divert people's broken gizmos from landfill

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Headmaster

This service would be financed by the CUSTOMERS rather than the taxpayer.

FTFY.

How the tech toy century has troubled Santa's sack

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Mushroom

the lightweight rechargeable battery.

so close, but missed at the last with the multitude of various chargers.

Windows 12: Savior of PC makers, or just an apology for Windows 11?

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there's nothing particularly wrong with Windows 11

Tell me you don't use windows without saying you don't use windows.

Programmable or 'purpose-bound' money is coming, probably as a feature in central bank digital currencies

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Re: Whilst it has a lot of drawbacks...

Job creation scheme, innit ?

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Doesn't this invert democracy

where we tell our elected leaders what THEY can spend OUR money on ?

Microsoft puts the 'why?' in Wi-Fi with latest Windows patch

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Oh the (painful) irony.

Stable WiFi was the one thing MS had over Linux (and having spent 2 days trying to get a box that worked for 8 years under windows working in Linux, I am in no mood for a gentle debate on the issue).

Shame about those wildfires. We'll just let the fossil fuel giants off the hook, then?

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A waste of time looking forwards.

Much easier to look back, and ask why every single empire in history has collapsed spectacularly,

(And I am just thinking of the ones we know about)

Because, to paraphrase the Hyneman: "That's your answer right there."

To BCC or not to BCC – that is the question data watchdog wants answered

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Oh FFS !

How fucking difficult is it for programmers to wrap a tiny sanity check around the "To/CC/BCC" fields in their shitty email "apps" to pause for a second if there are more than (say) 10 people in the field ?

"Your email appears to be going to more than 10 people, and may include more people on the BCC list. Do you wish to check before sending ?"

for example. With an additional flag to enforce it for more paranoid organisations.

Or or we waiting for Apple to fucking patent it ?

What's the golden age of online services? Well, now doesn't suck

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And yet email use is decreasing

to be replaced by telephones.

Go figure.

North Korea makes finding a gig even harder by attacking candidates and employers

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How come we never hear stories

Of non-gullible hackers using this trick to backload some malware up to our Norky chums ?

What do you mean "what do I think we've been doing for years ?" ?

What's really going on with Chrome's June crackdown on extensions – and why your ad blocker may or may not work

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Hmmm ... the airgap browser

(this is total kite flying)

While a little bit Heath Robinsonish, how about a UHD camera that points at a browser screen, with a hi-fi microphone rig connected to the speakers, and an AI program that simply cuts out areas of the screen based on it's own AI.

If I never post again it will be because this is exactly how GCHQ avoid the Chrome tracking and cruft without alerting Google.

For OSI fans, this is moving the war above the application layer.

Is America's chip blockade working against China? So far, our survey says: No

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Maybe reverse the process ?

Offer to work in a fully open space with the Chinese. Then you know exactly what they are up too.

Cruise parks entire US fleet over safety fears

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Re: If you can fix train ridership, you can fix bus ridership

If they actually

1) went to useful places

2) at useful times

3) on a regular basis

4) were reasonably priced

then you've fixed it. However every single one of those objectives breaks the "business model" of someone who has bought your government.

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The only way to make autonomous cars safe

is to ensure they have a very regular predictable environment.

Basically a version of a railway.

UK signals legal changes to self-driving vehicle liabilities

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WTF?

It's so fucking simple

it's embarrassing.

If a car wants to drive by itself (or it's manufacturers) then it sits a bog standard UK driving test.

If it passes then - like us mean puppets - it has demonstrated a level of competence assumed to be "safe enough"

All of this hand wringing would make sense if human drivers never made mistakes or killed people.

Microsoft likens MFA to 1960s seatbelts, buckles admins in yet keeps eject button

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Re: authenticator app

you don't actually need the MS one - they all use the same TOTP. Quite a few password managers now handle the 2FA as well. Not quite sure if that helps security, but it was bound to happen.

UK may demand tech world tell it about upcoming security features

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All you need to know

is the Queen was "forced" to sign the bill that illegally prorogued parliament.

And that blew up a lifetimes fiction that we have a Monarch "to stop tyranny".

Bollocks they do.

Home of the world's longest pleasure pier joins public sector leak club

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Re: Were Capita involved?

In a very real sense, aren't they always ?

Batterygate bound for Blighty as UK court approves billion-dollar Apple compensation case

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Even if Apple lose

I can't see every phone owner getting any money. I bet the lawyers do though.

Boffins find AI stumbles when quizzed on the tough stuff

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Re: Soak and Spurt

how do you measure that volume?

Well it's spherical and you can guesstimate the diameter ....

After nine servers he worked on failed, techie imagined next career as beach vendor

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Sorry, is it just me ?

That is one hard read. Very ... clunky. Almost to the extent of being unreadable.

PIRG petitions Microsoft to extend the life of Windows 10

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Re: My roadmap is "move to Linux" (for non-Mac users)

That's actually a good point.

And since it will have to run in Safari and Chrome, if not Firefox or Opera, who cares if it's on a Mint box ?

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My roadmap is "move to Linux" (for non-Mac users)

We're pretty much exclusively browser based, so no real pain.

As I have banged on for over a decade, it's the lack of an Outlook replacement that previously stopped me. But now we don't really use email at all.

The only users I might have a problem with are accounts, who use a bluetooth-thingy with a card to access the bank. But it's easier to support 2 Win 11 machines (assuming the manufacturers update their software, as they haven't as of writing) than 200.

My only loss will be not running vagrant. But I can keep a spare PC for that too.

Microsoft seeks EU Digital Market Acts exemption for underdog apps like Edge

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If I could nuke Edge from space

I wouild

also when did edge:// become a valid scheme, since that's what can't-kill-it MS Start cruft insists on using.

Millions of smart meters will brick it when 2G and 3G turns off

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Re: How many meter-reader-person hours

But it's not just meter reading is it.

You also get a physical independent check that:

- the property is there

- the meter is associated with that property

- there are no obvious signs of tampering

- the meter is in a safe position

That's the problem with letting bean counters run the place. Everything can be called a cost and eliminated with no thought as to where else it's an asset.

More X subscription tiers could spell doom for free access as biz bleeds cash

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Re: Personally, I don't pay for ads.

Cinema is a tad different. Some ads are pretty good (= entertaining) in a cinema setting.

Also the trailers are useful and can tickle you to think "that looks good" in cinema terms.

(and for those of you old enough, in a Bcardi ad voice)

"IF ..... it's 1989"