Posts by David McMahon 324 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Mar 2010
To hide the wrong number of bars?
With the same duct tape used to protect to insulate the casing, you can just put tape over the bar indicators!
By 2025 Apple will have taken over the world so am adding this disclaimer
*****All Apple products are perfect, By order 2025 ©Apple 2025*****
MS Could have changed the UI, wallpaper, screen-saver and boot/shut down screens, called it Vista, still would have sold the same amount due to bundling, how many people rushed out and bought the Vista Ultimate??? How many people regret it?!?
I saw an advert for a Vista disc it actually said "don't get Win7, stick with Vista"!
If you look closely (especially the network settings) the Win2000/XP dialogue boxes are still in Vista/7!
They are just buried behind more "user-friendly" dialogue boxes.
Build an XP disc with SP3 and lots of updates in, so a new install won't have the time and problems of installing on top of SP2
This is why I hate Vista's inability to slipstream SP2, there is a way but is very long and never got round to it!
I find the lower end Vista Machines (Especially Laptops are much better "re"grading to XPSP3 (XP3?)
http://www.nliteos.com/
My invention for a flat disc that spins on the ground to aid movement of cargo and people has been stolen millions of times!
Still Means I can get a few quid out of companies that blatantly use my design without the correct licence!
My other invention for a substance that you "chew" with your "mouth" in order to stay alive has been stolen by approx 6-7-8 Billion people!!! When will my ideas be respected???
Jobs nicked my idea for an antenna too, one of my less successful inventions...
A Left handed reviewer give this phone?
When are they to come with a free case?
I don't think its expensive enough, after all it's an Apple product people will pay to have the coolest phone at the water cooler, but if anyone talks about it with me I will change the subject to "isn't the weather nice?"
Still I suppose if you are left handed there is less chance that you will be disturbed whilst showing off your fart apps.
I notice Jobs does not have his Nobel peace prize yet, surely some mistake??
A lovely cup of tea and promises to go along with everything the reg says, and will even clean the cuppa with his tongue! I wonder if the cup will have a little of Sara's Lipstick on it?
There is a IT angle on this, after all we are reading this online are we not? :)
Also without IT it would take longer for this story to come out, pictures would have to be sent via the post etc etc.
I wonder if there is an app so you can do time?? To think maybe you would have to stare at it for 90 Days??? Maybe it could give you a shock if you took your eyes away?
That way Lindsey could be a real bad apple! :)
Its real range is 50 miles! 50 there, 50 back! Unless of course you can use the electricity at your destination, also batteries fade after a few years/ few months
They need battery stations where you pay to have the battery removed and replaced with freshly charged ones, two mins with a forklift sorted :)
Also means the clock / radio / security would need a CR2032 like a motherboard! :)
The idea that saying MI6 sets off alarm bells, then maybe this story is a attempt to hide real operations? After all This is a big story especially on the Internet.
You can imagine all this flak the low level operators are sifting though!
Just make sure no bad jokes surface on Twitter!
p.s where can I get Anna Chapman Pics? Anyway I'm off to apply for a prison guards job!
for the existing Antenna enginerrs! But I did say that iPhone 5 will have a better signal and be marketed as such!
Maybe it will have smart shoe boxed size box with the antenna built in?? Or possibly an acrylic "apple" with the stalk as an antenna???
Don't forget it will soon be illegal to criticise Apple products so get ready for the delete button!
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