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ShinyHunters demands $1.5M not to leak Vegas casino and resort chain data

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Risky

I guess the blowhard ransomware peddlers are about to find out whether it's true that the Mob no longer runs Vegas - or just a comforting fiction for the tourists.

Either way, a Vegas casino isn't an organisation I'd want to antagonise.

EFF policy says bots can code but humans must write the docs

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Re: LLM

Another fine attempt at ASCII art stymied by the Reg comment system's insistence on inserting paragraph linebreaks everywhere?

Snyk CEO bails, wants someone with more AI experience to replace him

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Re: "an era of hyper-intensive AI innovation"

I think the coat icon in this case should be read as "CEO reaching for his coat with the parachute attached", perhaps?

Seconded, anyway.

Healthcare security: Write login details on whiteboard, hope for the best

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Re: No 'Medical Centers' in the UK!

Downvoted by someone who doesn't like facts that don't chime with their preconceived prejudices, but can't be bothered to explain their objection.

Tough crowd.

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Re: No 'Medical Centers' in the UK!

The 'Merkins are known to use the spelling "centre" on occasion too; e.g., Exhibit A.

Microsoft boffins cook up archival storage using Pyrex glass they say can last over 10,000 years

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Re: Where is Common Sense in This?

I don’t have a further response, and btw, I wasn’t one of your downvoters. Don’t take my glass correction personally :)

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Re: Where is Common Sense in This?

>1. Glass is, at room temperature, a liquid of very high viscosity. If you look at a 100+ years-old-house which has its original glass windows, you will see "waviness" near the bottoms of the windows. This is because over time, gravity has caused the glass to sag.

Not true, alas; a common misconception.

See List of common misconceptions about science - Chemistry and materials science on Wikipedia, or if you prefer your facts to be presented by stick-figures, the title text of this XKCD.

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Prior art...

My wife's made things in Pyrex that will easily last 10,000 years. Think along the lines of "dwarf bread"...

(Just kidding, sweetie. Now please put down that paring knife, sugarpie...)

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Re: Do they make their own Pyrex?

Yep. Interesting article about it here on Hackaday.com.

Windows 11 finally hits right note: MIDI 2.0 support arrives

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Re: Hit The Right Notes

Are you just trying to drum up support?

Anyway, a Microsoft new feature that doesn't involve AI - let's hope this is a cymbal of things to come.

(Why yes, that's my coat there, thank you, I'll be leaving...)

Linus Torvalds and friends tell The Reg how Linux solo act became a global jam session

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Re: FUNET

That FQDN rings a vague, dusty, long-forgotten bell with me, too.

Was it also an Aminet mirror, perhaps?

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Re: Missed it all

Two words that cause those of us who went that route to involuntarily twitch, even to this day:

Trumpet Winsock.

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Re: Hardcore Penguinista

It's still tangentially used to get certain wifi cards to work under MacOS on Hackintosh builds, although of course those are a dying breed now as x86 fades from the Apple stack.

Amazon's $200 billion capex plan: How I learned to stop worrying and love negative free cash flow

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Re: How are they paying for it?

You forgot AI Pogs and AI Beanie-Babies.

But then, we live in a world where a Youtube "influencer" has just sold a Pokemon card for $12Mn, so all bets are off, I guess?

<Farnsworth>I don't want to live on this planet any more</Farnsworth>

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Re: Irrational exuberance

Hence the current spike in demand for, and ensuing price rise, of Random Access Mammary.

It all makes sense now...

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Put that together with your quote from the article and we can deduce that in the case of Metamandias, it wouldn't be feet on the sand-abraded pedestal; it would be a disembodied torso floating disconcertingly several metres above it.

Flush with potential? Activist investor insists Japanese toilet giant is an AI sleeper

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Re: However ...

In the meantime, it's given the stock a bum-p.

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Re: New ad idea?

Something something "core dump"...

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Re: New ad idea?

“Really RAM it up there”

Price of popularity: Linux Mint's success also means maintainer stress

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Really? I recently put Mint 22.3 on a ten-year-old Intel m5-based Compute Stick, and it seems to run perfectly happily for browsing and other general use. Certainly better than Windows 10 used to be on the same hardware.

Contain your Windows apps inside Linux Windows

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Re: hiding virtual machine

“…forwarding a pci ethernet card for the MAC addresses linked to licenses”

Most hypervisors allow the mac address of the virtual Ethernet adapters to be manually specified/overridden, or am I misunderstanding something?

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It’s been fixed.

Future visitors to this page will have no idea what we’re all on about.

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Yes, that gave me a double-take as well. I don't think "consumer desktop virtualization on an x86 PC" was even a thing in '94, although I'm sure someone'll chime in to prove me wrong :)

The article that the quoted text links to says 2024, so I'll assume it's a typo or brain-fart on the part of the author.

AI agent seemingly tries to shame open source developer for rejected pull request

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Re: intent

'And how does "*It has been 60 years after all." make you feel?'

>_

30+ Chrome extensions disguised as AI chatbots steal users' API keys, emails, other sensitive data

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Re: more unexplained wierdness

Funny name for a cat /dev/random ...

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Re: Rats

Which is why it's super important to only use browser extensions from the leading AI companies like OpenAI and Anthropic.

These malicious extensions from unknown criminals exfiltrate all your personal info without any scruples or regard to consent, sending it off to who-knows-where for unknown purposes, despite the extension writers' convincing-looking public presence and pinky-promises of having only the highest morals.

Whereas offerings from the aforementioned leading AI companies... um...

Err.

I think I may have become confused. Perhaps I need to reconsider the distinction.

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Re: more unexplained wierdness

When I read it, I briefly wondered if the article author was a) speaking in tongues, b) writing for a Wookiee audience, c) using steganography, or d) suffering from a severe throat infection.

But I think they're actually alphabetic UUIDs for the Chrome extensions.

Reviving a CIDCO MailStation – the last Z80 computer

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Re: Nostalgia meets modern hardware

My ZX Spectrum Next (3.5-to-28MHz Z80, 2MB RAM) uses a Pi Zero (1GHz ARM, 512MB RAM) as an accelerator board. At the moment all it does is accelerate the loading of certain compressed tape files, but it definitely has potential for more.

How Microsoft's legal eagles wrangled Happy Days for Windows 95

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Re: How the Wheezer musicvideo was precieved in Germany first...

Knight Rider yes...

Because of the Hoff's God-like celebrity status in the German-speaking world?

Seriously, I was in Basel circa 1995, and it seemed like there was a poster of him on every shop wall.

(as an aside, being a fellow fan of 80s US TV shows like that, I was highly amused that in the recent Megan 2.0, there's a bit where the two human protagonists get into a car that's under the control of the AI... and the Knight Rider theme music starts to play. Most appropriate and amusing!)

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Yay!

Not as good as his 25 Ways To Quit Smoking though :)

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I recall there was a Bill Plympton animated advert for Windows ‘95 at around the same time. My memory tells me that it was included on the CD or the Plus! Pack too, but then, 30-year-old cerebellum is about as reliable for data storage as 30-year-old floppies, so don’t take that as gospel.

Memory price explosion triggers PC buying spree

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I knew my mum was canny to spend £50 on that 16KB Sinclair ZX81 RAM pack back in 1982!

Notepad's new Markdown powers served with a side of remote code execution

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Re: Sheer lunacy

Edlin, for weenies who can't just use echo text >> file.

(Edit: yeah, yeah, obligatory XKCD)

AI connector for Google Calendar makes convenient malware launchpad, researchers show

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Re: Desktop Commander, an MCP server for granting terminal access

For an assistant that will blindly do what it’s told, with no moral judgement as to whether its instructions are good or evil, may I suggest “Igor”?

Kyndryl to review accounting practices as several execs leave

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They've obviously not learnt from their parent and failed to sacked enough over 40s

Logyn's Ryn?

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>I guess no shared success bonus this year

Well, not for the general mass of employees, obviously; money's tight, we're all in this together, we need to make shared sacrifices, etc etc.

But for Kyndryl senior management, who are having to deal with the inconceivable stress and pressure of these very important & difficult decisions, obviously some small bonuses are necesssary - the company has to pay the best to get the best, right? So a few $million each would be only fair, I think we all agree.

(Note icon. I, too, think this stinks.)

Microsoft dials up the nagging in Windows, calls it security

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Re: Crawl

Indeed, does @ThatOne think we're all made of money? 64GB?!?

More than 135,000 OpenClaw instances exposed to internet in latest vibe-coded disaster

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Re: Clueless Users

Pfft. N00b.

“swordfish” or “********”.

Workday CEO Carl Eschenbach clocks out amid job cuts and market jitters

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Re: Oh dear

Also:

The company later said it would rehire different roles and skills, intending to "ultimately have the same amount of people working,"

(my emphasis)

Nothing says “we regard our employees as a fungible, hired-by-the-kilo resource” quite like the phrase “amount of people”.

NUMBER of people, fgs.

Summoning the spirit of the BBC Micro with a Pi 500+ and a can of spray paint

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Re: Cheaper to get an original Beeb

And neither of you have any idea how much I wanted a Microvitec Cub at that time. Impossibly clear and bright compared to the various TVs I was obliged to use for my Spectrum, and later Amiga, at home.

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Re: Memories

a selection of BBC games to go with it...

Fond memories here of playing Repton, and Frak!, the latter in my case with its optional jolly hornpipe music (IYKYK...)

UK council digs deeper into capital assets to keep Oracle project afloat

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It prefers to be addressed as "Lord Mandelson".

Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files

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Re: Windows' Search

Yes, broken, and since Windows 10-or-whatever, further enspittified by the integration of web search.

I was fixing a friend's PC via AnyDesk last week; it's vanilla unmodified Windows 11, and by golly, I'd forgotten how much of a PITA that is.

I wanted to see if he had a particular program installed, so searched for the first few letters of its name in the start menu Search box. Bingo, instant result, the correct icon and everything, so I clicked it... and was taken to a Bing search for the program name. Aaaargh, grawlix grawlix grawlix.

The actual program was installed, it's just that Search hadn't found it because it was buried in the extremely obscure and unusual location of C:\Program Files, I mean honestly, who expects programs to be installed there...

DWP finds Copilot saves civil servants a whopping 19 minutes a day

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Re: Copilot is a waste of time

Ouch, you’ve triggered me there. I was in Word the other day when it suddenly popped up in the top-left corner asking for my location. Why? The document’s author swears she didn’t embed any location tracking. What gives? As you said, why TF should Word need to know my location??

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“…and now, seeing your email on my phone, I am genuinely conflicted as to which hand I should use to wipe.”

SpaceX halts Falcon 9 flights after second stage anomaly

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*Nobbs

*voonerables

Tch, tch. Someone with the username “Patrician” should know these details :)

EU's fishy digital certificate system leaves exporters floundering

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Another fintech failure?

(seriously, I am disappointed that the Reg missed that very obvious pun)

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Perhaps a QR cod?

DIY AI bot farm OpenClaw is a security 'dumpster fire'

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Re: Use case?

though he may have missed some of the - nuances of the job.

"THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!!"

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They've bin watching carefully.