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Northrop Grumman throws hat in the ring to design NASA's next-gen Lunar Terrain Vehicle

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Re: recreated in Lego form

Upvoted if only for the Father Ted reference.

Mind you, I remember the glory days of this site when there would be proper Playmobil recreations in articles. It's gone to the dogs since the time of Lester (RIP), I tells ya.

Apps made with Google's Flutter may fritter away CPU cycles. Here's what the web giant intends to do about it

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Re: Oh, no it is not!

Betas: Ok, it's in development.

Yeah, but you have to remember the Google product lifecycle.

It goes:

Alpha—>Beta—>Cancelled

Microsoft engineer fixes enterprise-level Chromium bug students could exploit to cheat in online tests

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Re: /etc/passwd

If they managed to usefully cheat after such techniques had been employed then they deserve A*++

As ever, there is a relevant XKCD.

The Ministry of Silly Printing: But I don't want my golf club correspondence to say 'UNCLASSIFIED' at the bottom

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Re: Way Back...

I very much doubt that the young'uns around here will have heard that before, or even understand the context (quite apart from the pre-decimalisation currency bit)...

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Re: Back in the early 90's

No need to apologize, you are clearly a Prof of refined musical taste.

And now I have AGD's Resurrection Shuffle stuck in my head!

As System76 starts work on its own Linux desktop world, GNOME guy opens blog, engages flame mode

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Re: The Linux community...

And in the political world, "The Right Honourable Gentleman".

It started at Pixar. Now it's the Apple-backed 3D file format viewed as HTML of metaverse

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Re: So not VRML then.

FromBadToVerse?

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So not VRML then.

I read "Nvidia pushes 30-year-old description language for the internet of the future" and my first thought was.. oh no, not VRML again.

So virtual reality is back on the hype-train, eh? Nothing new under the sun.

Appropriate icon -->

Another 100 space tourists buy a ride from Virgin Galactic: $25k of that ticket deposit is 'non-refundable'

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That waiting area, though.

For my $450,000 I'd expect a waiting area that looks a little less like the kind of booth an SME might book at the last minute at a Midlands industrial products expo.

"Hello, Taylor Group? Yeah, we've booked a 3m x 3m floorspace and want a meeting area and somewhere to store our product brochures, and we have a budget of £150 for the whole thing. Do you have some formica furniture left over from Surgical Appliance World 2019 that we could re-use?"

Apple says it will no longer punish those daring to repair their iPhone 13 screens

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Re: BT Ambassador landline phone

BTW you could have mentioned British Leyland's windscreen replacement service* being the only option available to Allegro owners. (* 9-5 weekdays)

As I recall, replacing the rear glass on those was super easy - just jack the car up to change a tyre, and the rear screen would pop out of its channel as the body flexed.

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Well done Apple!

This is excellent news. Once again Apple lead the way in the market, bringing unheard-of levels of repairability to the sector. We can only hope that other vendors follow their inspiring example, so that our long nightmare of unrepairable phones - going way back to my BT Ambassador landline phone in the 80s, which if I recall correctly was factory-sealed and would in fact detonate a small charge of C4 if you so much as attempted to remove the "warranty void" stickers from the case screws. It'll be great to march into a sunlit future where things like phones can be repaired easily - thank you Tim Cook!

Now if only the same could be done for other consumer goods. Lost count of how many cars I've had to scrap because the headlamp bulb burned out or the screenwash reservoir got empty.

(Is this the best icon to indicate "industrial grade sarcasm"?)

Rolls-Royce set for funding fillip to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor technology

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Re: This is good

You going to rebut his points, anonymous coward, or are you just going to stoop to ad hominem attacks?

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Re: Survivor

Zaphod? I know him, he's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

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Re: Chernobyl - graphite fire

If that HBO drama series is in any way accurate on this topic (yeah, I know) the crucial factor was that the boron control rods were carbon-tipped; so when the panic-shutdown-the-reactor scram button was pressed, reinserting all the control rods, the first thing that re-entered the core was not nice cuddly moderating boron, but dangerously provocative carbon. Fun and kaboom immediately followed, as the “safe” Soviet RBMK reactor did what was conventionally believed to be impossible, and exploded.

Google's Pixel 6 fingerprint reader is rubbish because of 'enhanced security algorithms'

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Lawmakers to the rescue!

Don't worry, a concerned group of US lawmakers are proposing to solve this problem by "banning algorithms"... https://yro.slashdot.org/story/21/11/09/1743255/new-bipartisan-bill-takes-aim-at-algorithms

Let us give thanks that this November, Microsoft has given us just 55 security fixes, two of which are for actively exploited flaws

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No, it's the most testing software around. Easy mistake to make, unless you have to use it.

New year, new OS: OneDrive support axed for old versions of Windows from 1 Jan 2022

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See also: News and Weather taskbar widget, Candy Crush etc, Settings app headline "earn points!" bar, Bing Web search from the Start Menu (and Bing in general), Edge, etc etc etc...

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Re: Free cloud storage killed the home NAS companies

4x 500GB drives? Pfft, that wouldn't even contain my MP3 collection.

(And I just realized that makes me sound like a time-traveler from the mid-2000s...)

Expired cert breaks Windows 11 snipping tool, emoji panel, S Mode features, other stuff

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1) take photo of screen with your smartphone

2)with the new photo displayed on its screen, hold smartphone up to the PC’s webcam and use the Photo app to capture an image of it into the PC

Honestly, surprised no-one’s suggested this yet. And you call yourselves technical.

There, that wasn't so hard, was it? South Korea makes Google allow rival payment systems in Play store apps

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Re: how user location will be verified

It’s Google. They’ll know your location to 16 decimal places, what you’re wearing, what you had for breakfast and what colour your walls are. If you’re using Chrome they’ll practically know what you’re thinking.

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

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Re: How does it

Wheres the 'in lust' icon ?

I think this is the most appropriate --->

(j/k)

Labour Party supplier ransomware attack: Who holds ex-members' data and on what legal basis?

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Re: The Other Lot

ITYM a single post-it note.

Nothing to see here, says IBM, Redbooks are still a thing. Move along please

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"There was no backtracking here"

Just once I wish a PR weasel would lay off the spin. Had the spokesperson said something to the effect of, "Yes, we planned to shut down the Redbooks team, but we had seriously underestimated the depth of customer and stakeholder feeling, so we are reversing that decision" - they'd actually earn my respect.

Instead of which we have a Putin-esque attempt to deny reality, "all the people involved completely imagined being told to shut down their projects, you are imagining it too, black is white, war is peace, there are no Russian troops in the Crimea".

Wankers.

Microsoft: Many workers are stuck on old computers and should probably upgrade

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Re: Modern Slavery

For what it’s worth, a lot of mechanics in the US (at franchised car dealerships, independents etc) have to provide their own tools, at considerable expense.

Not that I would want to give IT industry managers any ideas, of course!

Waterfox: A Firefox fork that could teach Mozilla a lesson

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Re: Naming opportunities

The real fifth element - Surprisefox.

Apple's macOS Monterey upgrades some people's laptops to doorstops

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Re: "$99 and 24h later"

$99

+$19

———

$110

Does not compute!

Windows Subsystem for Android: What's the point?

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Re: Subsystems for everyone

Wasn't there an IBM and Apple OS which was designed to run OS personalities?

I hate my memory sometimes. As soon as I read that, it immediately piped up with “Ah yes, Taligent”. Random trivia about the early 90s tech landscape: gotcha. Birthdays of close friends and family: nope, all blank, nada, sorry…

Chip shortages took $6bn bite out of Apple's top line

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Re: ICloth

Well, no, obviously. For those, you’ll need the iCloth SE, which will be 10% smaller, and 5% thinner & lighter. Plus it will be offered in exciting, go-ahead Military Grey colour, rather than this year’s product’s boring, drab Battleship Grey.

Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W: Nippy stocking filler for the nerd in your life – if you can get one

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Re: Ordered. Been waiting for this.

Sounds like faced with a challenge to detect inbound non-chickens, he chickened out.

Teen bought Google ad for his scam website and made 48 Bitcoins duping UK online shoppers

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Re: Will he get a job offer?

The teen set out to deliberately steel from people

He's an unalloyed criminal with a brass neck. Clap him in irons.

REvil gang member identified living luxury lifestyle in Russia, says German media

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Almost as bad a crime...

...is Brett Callow's use of the neologism "crimming". Ugh. That's a crime against grammar right there. Hanging's too good for 'em :)

Singaporean minister touts internet 'kill switch' that finds kids reading net nasties and cuts 'em off ASAP

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Typical securocrat.

"The post-COVID world will bring new challenges globally, including to us in the security arena," said Minister for Defence Dr Ng Eng Hen

Translating from political securocratese:

"Our intelligence services have been wanting this for a while, and Covid is a convenient excuse to crowbar it onto the agenda..."

Windows XP@20: From the killer of ME to banging out patches for yet another vulnerability

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Re: at least in XP you could easily revert to the win 2k interface

Not that it matters one jot to you at this point, but ISTR having to slipstream the AHCI/RAID SATA drivers into the XP ISO and then burn it back to DVD in that situation.

Electronic Frontier Foundation ousts co-founder John Gilmore from its board

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Re: Speculation

“Williams”?

Did you mean John Gilmore, the subject of the article?

Orders wrong, resellers receiving wrong items? Must be a programming error and certainly not a rushing techie

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Re: Dropped cards

I seen it in a documentary on BBC2!

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Re: One of the very few regrets

I remember seeing that very same (presumably) device at Jodrell Bank! Was probably around 1984-6 or so that I visited and saw it. As soon as I read your comment I had a madeleine moment and remembered the punch tape. Thank you for the memory.

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Re: Punch cards?

And closed the final parenthesis.

"...then a Doctor (achieve the post nominal: DRIP."

Unvaccinated and working at Apple? Prepare for COVID-19 testing 'every time' you step in the office

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Re: Priority

it would appear that at least one bear did, indeed, shit in the woods.

It might have been the Pope?

Unless I’m getting my clichéd aphorisms mixed up, of course.

How to keep a support contract: Make the user think they solved the problem

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Re: Of course it is do you think ect ect

My pet peeve is the pronunciation of "controversy". I was brought up that it's pronounced "CONtroversy", but all I hear these days is "contro-versy".

Cue lots of people telling me that I'm wrong, etc etc. But this is a hill I'll die on.

Japanese bloke collared after using AI software to uncensor smut and flogging it

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Re: I don't see hardcore photos on the streets ...

Yes Granny.

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Re: Smart bombs

Oh, I'm having dung for dinner tonight Mr B!

Apple's Safari browser runs the risk of becoming the new Internet Explorer – holding the web back for everyone

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Re: A man after my own heart

...an application report for farmers...

...he was the acknowledged expert in that field...

Ho ho. ISWYDT.

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Pfft. If it's not on the CGA color palette I'm not interested.

You can keep yer Farrow and Ball or Little Greene. I'm painting my house 13/Light Magenta.

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Re: Odd post

...and avoided using the term "flatso" even once.

Just kidding, BB. We love you anyway.

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

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Re: Aperture Labs

Although Zuckerberg is no Cave Johnson.

Windows 11 Paint: Oh look – rounded corners. And it is prettier... but slightly worse

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Re: Continuing the trend

Come on, there is no way that windows 8 can be described as "slightly worse" than windows 7.

I choose to believe that it was classic British understatement, as in “Oh, you’ve cut my foot off. That smarts a bit.”

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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Eddie, Old Bob, Dick and Gary.

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“Your mother has a smooth forehead!”

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Re: It's not just the names ...

Looks like line noise on a 2400 baud modem connection plagued by swallows nesting on the 70-year-old copper wire.

But, you’re right, it also looks like well-written Perl.

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Re: So, Alice and Bob are "colonial structures" now

Ploppy, son of Ploppy?