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Tesla recalls 40k cars over patch that broke power steering

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Re: Power steering

> 'cos otherwise I expect that some bright spark (did you see what I did there?) would have a completely 'drive by wire' steering train, like the fly-by-wire aircraft, and then they'd be completely *&^%$d.

Alas, I don't think Toyota got that memo. Their new "OMG" (yes, that's really the name they've chosen for it - One Motion Grip) steering system uses a yoke and fly-by-wire, with a battery as backup but no direct mechanical linkage.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/features/toyota-reinvents-steering-wheel/

Red Cross seeks digital equivalent of its emblems to mark some tech as off-limits in war

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Re: warning: Pedantry

No need to get cross about it.

University of Edinburgh staff paid late due to Oracle ERP troubles

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All I could think of when I heard it was "that's one big Jobbie Weecha!"

NFT vending machine appears in London

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Re: Delft Blue and The Night Watch

Does anybody else now have “Eye Level” looping melodically in their brain or is it just me?

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Re: About last night?

At least the narrator in that one "got a paper bag".

Which can be used to hold stuff. And is infinitely more useful than an NFT.

Microsoft feels the need, the need for speed in Teams

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Re: Far too many meetings as it is

Oh, they’ve been taking inspiration from a John Cleese film all right. Unfortunately the film in question is “How To Irritate People”.

AMD’s latest, greatest Radeon graphics card $600 cheaper than Nvidia’s top RTX 4090

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Re: 68 Billion Colours ?

If the extra colours only exist in your head, are they just pigments of your imagination?

(I'll see myself out.)

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Re: 68 Billion Colours ?

It reflects the gamut that my monitor can display.

Which admittedly, is a an analogue VGA one with a missing Green pin and with the Red and Blue pins shorted together.

So "puce" and "not puce" are 100% accurately reproduced here, under all lighting conditions :)

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Re: 68 Billion Colours ?

"Not puce". There, that takes care of most of them. And waaaay simpler than Pantone's system.

Xiaomi reveals bonkers phone with bolted-on Leica lens that will make you look like a dork

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El Reg, I am disappointed.

I am most disappointed that the site that coined the word "phablet" didn't take the obvious step here. Tch. Standards are slipping.

Surely, this is either a phamera or a chone.

Either way, phunny phrasing phail. I shall cancel my subscription forthwith, etc. etc.

China reminds world shock and ore can hurt tech supply chains

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I hadn't caught that story. Thanks for sharing.

But I suggest that you're wrong about Ars being "El-Reg's brother across the pond". These days El Reg is 100% rootin', tootin' USA-centric. I fully expect the vulture motto to be replaced by a bald eagle any day now :)

Version 252 of systemd, as expected, locks down the Linux boot process

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Re: Funny how that feature the expert said "needs some work"

We all know his standard response...

Works on my system. WONTFIX.

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Re: For a second....

> [0] All y'all

I think you mean "youse".

(Note icon. :) )

The world was promised 'cloud magic'. So much for that fairy tale

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Re: Cloud must be used right

> lift&shit

Eww. More fibre, and wait at least an hour after each meal before attempting physical labour.

Former Apple worker pleads guilty to $17m mail and wire fraud charges

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Re: So ig I read this correctly,

As the saying goes, though, "one crime at a time".

The classic example is that if you're drug-running, you make sure your car is insured/taxed/inspected, all its lights work, and you don't speed or run any red lights. Basically, drive like a grandma.

(all of which admittedly, in some parts around here, would be suspicious in and of itself... but I digress)

That, and knowing when to take your ill-gotten gains, cash out, and vanish into the night.

Firefox patches Windows 11 Ctrl+C hang, introduces new bug

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Personally I use old.reddit.com and that version seems to work perfectly on Firefox, for what it's worth.

Porsche wants to sell you a rusty tailpipe soundbar for $12k

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Re: 's not for your electric Porsche?

Drat, found out. No-one ever said the member had to be attached to, or even of the same species as, the person making the claim...

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Re: 's not for your electric Porsche?

My first thought reading after the title was that Porsche had made it to enable your electrified p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ car to sound like the petrol guzzlin' ones

I myself have a large penis to compensate for my very small car.

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And one of the higher 5 reasons being "it's not expensive enough. Add a zero and some waffle about how it gives brilliant clarity and warm overtones to the 1s and 0s, and then we'll talk."

Minecraft's 'first luxury goods collection' features real-world $3,000 Burberry coat

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Re: "one of the most iconic fashion brands in the world"

Not to contradict you, but are you sure you're not thinking of Barbour? When I think of waxed green jackets, that's the name that comes to mind. I didn't even know Burberry ever made such a thing. But then again, I'm a bit of a Dwayne Dibbley when it comes to matters fashion.

Crowds not allowed to leave Shanghai Disneyland without a negative COVID test

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Re: The virus spreads quickly

Such a good joke that the article writer used it in the very first sentence :)

Ritz cracker giant settles bust-up with insurer over $100m+ NotPetya cleanup

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Re: Ritz cracker giant settles bust-up?

You all made me snort out my coffee. You gitz.

Microsoft mulls cheap PCs supported by ads, subs

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Around the turn of the century, there were a few vendors doing this same thing - cheap PCs, subsidized by advertising on the desktop. It was a dismal failure then, and it'll be a dismal failure - one hopes! - this time round.

Of course back then, as someone above alluded to, there wasn't the likes of Pluton and TPM and SecureBoot to ensure that the PC only booted what makes the vendor moneythe best, most exciting software optimized for the user with carefully selected premium offers...

The icon is because I think I just threw up a little on my keyboard typing that last phrase.

Qualcomm: Arm threatens to end CPU licensing, charge device makers instead

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They'll use it to build random access mammary chips first.

Zoom to mandate client updates every ninety days, starting Nov 1

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Re: Insanity prevails?

Yep. Teamviewer, for example, does a similar thing. I use it about every 3-6 months to do tech support for various elderly family members, and it is the most frustrating thing to get the stupid "You have an outdated version of Teamviewer! Sorry, you must update to the latest version before doing anything!" message. Which means I then yet again have to coax said family member through the update process.

Yes, it's often as easy as "click the 'Help' menu, now click on Check for New Version, now wait for the Setup window to appear..." but if said family members were comfortable with following instructions like that, I wouldn't need to be using fucking Teamviewer in the first place... aaargh!

Dear software vendors. Unless there is some absolute, technical reason why an older version can't be used - i.e. you've changed the protocol so significantly that there is no interoperability - please don't enforce new versions "just because". And "security" is, IMHO, a crap reason for enforcing this. If someone's using an old version, warn them - warn others on the Zoom call too, if you really want - but grant them the autonomy of deciding on their own terms when to upgrade.

Especially because in too many cases these days, the reason for pushing a new version is that the marketroids have embedded new adverts or telemetry into it, and there is no benefit to the user.

Grrr. Rant over.

Microsoft boss Nadella's compensation pack swells 10% to $55m

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Re: the other way to get rich

Having a big bucket of blood would make you rich and happy? I am confused. Is your name Dracula? Do you run a cut-price wholesale bloodbank?

Microsoft's Windows 10 Patch Tuesday update crashes OneDrive

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Re: Groundhog day

The whole thing really is a Jenga tower, or house of cards if you prefer, isn’t it?

“Fix one thing, break three unrelated things” does seem to be their SOP.

Why I love my Chromebook: Reason 1, it's a Linux desktop

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"Ribbing"?

What the hell are you doing with it, and do we really want to know?

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Ooh! So if I say "Bonzi Buddy" to you you'll start to twitch and gibber in an entertaining way?

US orders safety recall of Tesla Cyberquad-for-kids ATV

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Re: Ah well ..

Or Happy Fun Ball.

Apple exec confirms iPhones will switch to USB-C because 'we have no choice'

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I think they pretty much rely on being prominently placed in the likes of Best Buy, PC World, the supermarkets, etc... aiming at the technically-naive sector of the customer base.

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Re: Contact life span

I'm sure it'll turn out better than Ronnie Barker's effort!

Icon: I didbringabeeralong. ("and a couple bottles of sweet sherry for the ladies"...)

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Belkin. ‘Nuff said, sadly. Their hardware has caused me so many problems over the years that these days I actively avoid it.

If you're still on Windows 7/8.1, it's time to say goodbye to Google Chrome

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Re: Au revoir but not goodbye

Companies love steering users to their apps of course, because the apps are a walled garden where the user's experience is completely at the whim of the company. If you're accessing Amazon, Youtube, etc through a browser on your phone, you might be running ad- or script-blockers to filter out the shite, and we can't have that can we? No, no,no.

Microsoft's Lennart Poettering proposes tightening up Linux boot process

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Re: Glad I'm a hoarder...

Your stoicism in the face of such incredible temptation is truly an example to us all!

Now, let’s go have some of these ——>

and try to forget all about Lennart Bloody Poettering.

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Re: Glad I'm a hoarder...

But on such old hardware, you won't be able to mine crypto! Or trade NFTs in the exciting new world of Web3! Or take part in the cyber future of the Metaverse!

You're cutting off your nose to spite your face!

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Re: Is it just me?

Actually, this is the one that came to my mind: https://youtu.be/vWNJZrdn7i4?t=51

The question is, does Poettering's suggestion suck or blow?

(¿Por qué no los dos?)

Logitech, that canary in PC coal mine, just fell off its perch

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Re: Quick Win

Oh, hear, hear.

In my case it would be the Microsoft Internet Keyboard Pro. That was the non-ergonomic one, with USB connection and a (unpowered, alas) USB hub built-in - perfect for connecting the wireless mouse dongle. I'm still using mine after, what, 20 years? Haven't found anything that feels better. And yes, I know that's entirely subjective.

Luxury smartphone brand returns with $41,500 device

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Re: Porsche designed BB10 phones

And the first gen Seat Ibiza had a Porsche-designed (ok, tweaked) engine.

Some brands will whore themselves out to anyone for $$.

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KHAAAAANNNNN!!!

Linus Torvalds suggests the 80486 architecture belongs in a museum, not the Linux kernel

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Re: DX2

Windows for Playgroups.

There. FTFY.

And yes, it was usually DOS 6.2 or (in my experience) 6.22 with it. As I recall - and a quick zip to Wikipedia confirms my decades-old memory - the point releases of DOS 6 were mostly concerned with disk compression/checking and the aftermath of the Stacker lawsuit.

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Re: I agree, it’s ad hominin. If the cap fits.

I think you forgot your icon :) -->

Now I shall go and write out Romani Ite Domum a hundred times.

Lash#Cat9: A radical new Linux UI for keyboard warriors

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Re: That seems like a strange response to me

"what I type is what I want"

Ah yes. Don't get me started on Google and its helpful "you typed X but we think you meant to type Y, so here's the search results for Y".

No, you bloody idiot savant website, I typed X so I meant to search for X! Aaaargh!

Firefox points the way to eradicating one of the rudest words online: PDF

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Re: I don't mind PDFs

> Die PDF, Die.

Obligatory Simpsons…

“Why no, it’s German! It says ‘The PDF, The’!”

“Oh, well that settles it. No-one who speaks German could be a bad man…”

Most Metaverse business projects will be dead by 2025

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I tried VR once…

…and I woke up with “U=BTL” burned into my arm.

Hah. I challenge you to get THAT reference, fellow pop culture nerds… and no googling, that’d be cheating.

Shareholders slam Zuckerberg's 'terrifying' $100b+ Metaverse experiment

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Re: "Corporate name optimization"

Well so you say, and it seems like a handy optimization now, being able to store the company name in half as many bytes, but we'll have cause to regret it in about 50 years' time...

(recovering Y2K engineer)

The only Windows 10 updates for the year are coming. Spoiler alert: It's just security

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Re: "don't expect a ton of effort into splashy bells and whistles."

It could be argued that the most pleasant time to use a Microsoft OS is at this phase of its lifecycle, when the focus of their toddlers-on-amphetamines designers has shifted to the next new shiny thing, and the OS is just getting security updates as it coasts towards enforced EOL.

Health insurer's infosec incident diagnosis goes from 'take a chill pill' to emergency ward

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"Medibank has been contacted by a criminal claiming to have stolen 200GB of data"

See, this is why all PII on corporate systems should be stored in the form of 8K video recordings of someone vvveeeerrryyy ssllloowwwlllyy reading out the information.

That way, cybercrims could grab 200GB of data and that would be, like, 1 person's personal information. At most.

Children should have separate sections in social media sites, says UK coroner

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Re: “nudge them towards different content”

With lashings of ginger beer!

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Re: Age verification is not viable

I always liked the Leisure Suit Larry approach to age verification. Questions that only an adult would (probably) have the knowledge to answer.

"Bourbon Street is in: d) New Orleans, Lousiana"

"Which is not a cheese? c) Riesling"

...and so on.

Of course, this wouldn't work now that Google is a thing that even babes in arms can use.

Perhaps the solution to all of this is just to ban kids from search engines?